The lord of gainz gave us legz, and he gave us dayz and together in harmoniez we have leg day.

On this day we pray to gain, and those gaimz are hard won do, hard to do, hard 3x15 lunges without cheating.

And he shows us his love by making walking up stairs difficult for dayz, amen.

So blessed be those who dutiful work legs, for they are the rulerz of the Urth.

And for those who skip leg day, let them hope for a quick death, lest they burn in the 9 levels of obease hell, or chicken-leg hell.