I was hiking in a forest, nice wilderness but not far from civilization. Nothing familiar but supposedly Bavaria. I knew there was a restricted area, military training ground, but that was the reason for undisturbed wilderness. No annoying hikers or tourists. So YOLO, I just ventured a bit into the restricted area. It was nice, very vivid, lots of birds and old trees. Sunshine, warm summer weather. Perfect. I went deeper and deeper and suddenly I saw more cultivated land, wheat fields and meadows from the edge of the forest I was in. And just my luck, I thought it was a holiday, but there were lots of soldiers conducting some exercise in the field in front of me.
I do what I always do and quietly tried to slip away without being seen and getting into trouble. But the forest was gone and I got into more and more open area full of military installations and personnel. First my autism superpowers worked quite well and I managed not to get noticed by anyone while desperately trying to get away without being seen. But in the end I was inside some barracks and tupper kicked in saying I'd just get into more and more trouble trying to hide. It was already near impossible to explain how I ended up in that military base on accident. So I stepped out of the barracks on a terrace and waved at people. A black civilian van stopped in front of the building and a woman with black hair got out running towards me. No, no Bear moment again, sorry. She was very helpful and asked me how in the world I got there and soon I was surrounded by Bavarian speaking German soldiers who were more amused than mad at me, telling me I got into a live fire exercise and the barracks I was in would have been blown to bits by artillery soon. And so yet another dream ended by getting yelled at by tupper in mindvoice for being an insufferable autist. Well sorry I'm not doing it on purpose. Tupper could have told me before instead of complaining afterwards, right?
