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A squeakily clean Alice exits the tent as Cat arrives with Ashley''
Well look what the Cat's brought in! You good Ashley? You missed quite a show here! Cat, what's going on?

Cat tells Alice what she heard from Sildar and the dwarves. She listens without much enthusiasm until the goblin king is mentioned
Ohh, I bet he has interesting ears! Let's do this! So let's start by cleaning up that place. Btw what the fuck is a bugbear? It's the true boss of this place, right? Does it have ears? Ah excuse me for a moment, I remembered something important!

Alice disappears whistling an alien tune and walks up to the goblin leader's corpse. She takes out her spear and inspects the goblin and hobgoblin ears on it, then tears them off and tosses them away
Begone, common ears, there's no space for you on my spear!
Alice takes out her dagger, cuts off the goblin leader's and shaman's ears and puts them on her spear instead
That will do but eventually you will have to make room for that goblin king's ears too!

Cleaning the spear and ears, Alice returns to the others and speaks to Sildar
Man glad you are fine, well relatively. I already doubted we would see you alive again!

Alice takes the waterskin with broken strap found earlier from her pockets, cleans it and fills it with fresh river water, then gives it to Sildar
Here, at least you will have some water on the way home! It's just useless baggage to us so please take it!