I dreampt I was a conservative activist.

First I was in highschool at my Jewish friend's house and apparently he had five sisters about all the same age, all pre-teen and they wanted me to go with them on a bike ride, ofc I had my new bike and it was awesome but my friend stole the handlebars for himself even though he had like a dozen functional bicycles. A little history, I did have Jewish friends but they were identical twins and had a swedish mother and one sister who was way older and already moved out. So I couldn't go with them and instead they stayed with me and suddenly it was Netflix Cuties going on, thank Mohamad I didn't get lucid so I can't blame myself for rubbing their midrifts.

Then, we all went to a ghetto wherehouse district that was tourist adjacent and I was hanging out with a bunch of gang banger Mexicans all face tatted and everything. We were discussing conservative values and activism and they wanted to just go out and murder progressive liberals, but I convinced them that was not the way.

What is the way? A petting zoo of course. Yes we turned their living room into a petting zoo with half naked tweens and a rich Jewish bike thief.

Lovely dream, 9/10.