>>713

>So what did you do in Kindergarten?

Well if you must know, there was a little asian girl who had a crush on me and she'd play in the sandbox with me every day. One day she wanted to play house like a lot of other girls did with each other and I said, no apparently. At some point this upset her and she asked me if I liked girls (I am not making this up at all, it's burned into my memory) to which I replied, "girls have cooties!". I believe this was the first instance of me breaking someone's heart. Sorry sis, it wouldn't be the last, that happened many times.