>>7689
>get sent to diffuse bomb
>steal fruit and money while the bomb goes off
Stealing is bad, m'kay?

I visited someone who had a young badger as a pet. It was completely black and had large ears and paws like a cat. It panted like an excited dog and sat on my lap as I petted it. Needless to say, i paid special attention to its ears, fondling them excessively. The badger liked that. I also looked at its paws, taking them into my hands and inspecting the underside with the toe beans. It really looked exactly like paws of a cat. I somehow realized that was all very strange, but it was too neat to question anything. Would take such a badger as a pet.