Part 1 insurance fraud

I was friends with this full ebonics r-tard wannabe who slammed a full e-car then didn't like it anymore and couldn't sell it obv so tried to claim it was totaled because of a faulty battery, but it wasn't faulty, dumbasd just ran it down to make it look dead. So he knew he was calling for insurance fraud. Police officer arrived and dude panicked handed me a black box and wanted me to put it in the microwave or otherwise damage it so it would fail to charge. But the police guy was watching everything and sus from the start. I had the part in a bag, went to the bathroom and even having the part out of the car meant we were up to no good. Managed to splash pee on myself, then washed my hands and got a ton more wetness on my pants but played it off like I just had a hand washing malfunction. Got the bag wet.

By the time I got out, idiot was pushing a shopping cart of parts with the cop right behind him. I asked him if he wanted the bag in there but he said to put it back in the car. Jig was up, guy was going to court.

Part 2 dead body

We had a party, my asshole brother was there and brought an unregistered and unsecured gun. It went off and killed a friend. He put the guy in a black trash bag and asked me to drive it to "that place where you dump things". No I wasn't going to drive a dead body to the dump.

Woke up.