Ohayou slut

Are you talking to a mirror?

Possibly. The man in the mirror at least synchronously moved his mouth in the same manner i did myself.
Why?

Just felt like you were talking to yourself.
Or at least about yourself.

Who knows?
Slept alright?

Take your meds.

I don't do drugs

Explains a lot.

Are you implying I'm fat?

Honestly I bet you wish you were.
At least a little bit.
In the right places.

I dunno, maybe? At least with a higher BMI, I might not get this drunk after a mere eight beers

With how much you drink it's honestly surprising.

Talk about something exciting.

Thin privilege

Dunno what'd be exciting.
Uhm.
Gonna go visit a brewery next weekend. Is that exciting?

Oh, next weekend.
I was about to accuse you of going to a brewery on Sunday, but also say that was pretty much your church anyway.

Pentecost Sunday, which means Monday is off. I don't see the issue~

But yeah. If I get isekaid, I better be a dwarf!

Well you know what time it is then~
Give us a d20.

I'll roll, only if you tell me what we're rolling on, and only if you do a roll in the same post you state what we're rolling on

Don't roll a 1.

>>53033
You're rolling on my hidden race table to see what you wake up as after getting truck-kun'd.

>>53035
Fine, here goes...
Your turn. Now post table

>>53036
1 - 2 Human
3 - 4 Half-Elf
5 - 6 Elf
7 - 8 Faerie
9 - 10 Half-Orc
11 - 12 Halfling
13 - 14 Hobgoblin
15 - 16 Tabaxi
17 - 18 Tiefling
19 - 20 Kemonomimi

Want a re-roll?

>>53037
Crap....
I dunno. I think slut and elf matches alright. Considering you left Dwarf out in your hangover, and that everything except 1-2 is worse, I think I actually got lucky.
No, I'll keep my six. Now your turn

>>53038
:3

>>53039
Throw the fucking die already!

>>53040
Trow u 2 die LMAO

>>53042
Y'know, maybe humanity being destroyed by the AI Overlord ain't so bad.

>>53044
Finnish breakfast probably sucks.
European food, and especially Scandinavian, is commonly the epitome of the "bland unseasoned white people food".

>>53045
I wonder what SD eats for breakfast...

>>53046
Vodka. Beer.
A lil' more vodka.
Probably.

>>53047
Huh, weird.

>>53051
>Chain openly posting loli
Yo wtf.

>>53052
ワンワン

>>53055
I will forever be perplexed and amazed at people that get into certain hobbies and activities and somehow neglect to buy or acquire BASIC equipment for it.

>>53056
What about COBOL equipment?

>>53057
Ill-equipped for that too, but that's a disparate matter.

What do you do when you're lonely, Chain?

>>53058
Browse Twitter or do work

>>53059
Wait- WITHOUT mutating their state?
No. That's like, legit half the practical purpose of a question.

>>53062
I thought you were camping.

>>53063
Camp is a cabin we have up North.
We also have (stolen) Wi-Fi for now.

>>53064
I thought you were like camping in a tent n' shit...

>>53065
I mean, I could go throw a tent up..

>>53071
Yes. Also lewd. Nice.

>>53079
Yes.

>>53060
Of course *sometimes* you want to mutate state by asking a question. But being able to ask questions without mutating state would be a huge improvement for interacting with Guess Culture people.

>>53088
I, too, would like to give a feel.

>>53090
See above.

"VA rapper, Rylo Huncho, fatally shoots himself recording TikTok"
https://twitter.com/RichardHanania/status/1791992222226981327

Suomi and wan wan

>>53093
All rappers deserve to die, good riddance.

>>53095
That's already the case. No matter what you tell them, it's all still "orange man bad", or "slava ukraini", or "free palestine"

Everyday feels exactly like that

>>53100
>>53101
Somehow, sadly I'm still awake.

>>53108
:(

>>53109
I'm eating some cheese and drinking some heavy cream; hopefully that will make me sleepy.

>>53108
Happens sometimes.
>>53109

>>53110
Cheese sounds good at least. Not so sure about the cream

>>53111
:(

>>53113
He was from Wisconsin this whole time...

>>53114
Not that, it's been said cheese can affect your dreams in weird ways. There's a comic strip called Dream of the Rarebit Fiend based on this idea.

>>53115
Oh, I always was told the old wives' tale about drinking apple juice to make you dream vividly at night.

>>53116
Never heard that one, but have heard that just eating anything before bed will do that.

>>53119
I googled "apple juice dreams" and like every major "you have lupus" self diagnostic site and health woo site seemed to have an article on it.

>>53122
Yeah none of it really has any real evidence. Though it is probably best to try to avoid eating anything before bed anyways.

Fat gay retard.

>>53084
The people in the latter camp should be ruthlessly beaten to within an inch of their life. Allowed to heal. Beaten again. And then stuffed in solitary confinement designed by Harry Haarlow.

>>53127
You rang?

>>53129
Damn. How fat are you now? I was talking about the beer gut ex-twink.

>>53132
Now?
Yeah yeah.

>>53134
Fatass.

More like 125 kg.

Nah. Thin privilege

Oompa Loompa looking fag.

Nothing enters Tsuchi's head other than thoughts of kikes, brown people, and landwhales.

>>53135
Okay, and?

It's kinda sad, really

>>53140
RENT FREE

>>53141
I thought you were like a lanklet at one point. At your height, you'd have to be halfway to 300 and noticeably be fat.

>>53140
90% of my ideal thoughts are just random scenarios I'd want to happen that involve the eradication of anything darker than Italian so yeah, fair.

>>53142
>>53143
Haha.
>>53144
The Italians get spared!?

>>53144
At the lowest point in my life I actually weighed 310lbs.
At my best I was 220.
For now my target is to kinda maintain 240.

>>53145
They'll be the niggers of the new world. You need to spare at least one dark race to keep at the bottom of the totem pole. Slavs all get gassed, though.

>>53146
The outright heaviest I've ever been in life has been around 160. You were literally two of me.

>>53147
Crazy.
It was really bad, I even felt really sick, and gross.
If I ever go back to that it's unironic an-hero time.

>>53147
I see, I see.
>>53148

>>53149
Just sign up for a local volleyball club and use it as an excuse to stay in shape.

>>53150
Red is all inhabitants dead. If it's just a squiggle inside a place that's mostly left intact, it means the main ethnic group there. All of those spared would purge shitskins.

>>53141
Why are she eating anti-tank mine

>>53153
The elites don't want you to know this but there's really good meat inside there. Just open the can, bro. Get the tuna.

>>53151
Somethin' about that art does not look right...
>>53152
Its good that your scenarios include the day of the rake!

>>53155
The only things left alive east of Greece are Japan and the white people of Australia. The cucks in New Zealand are too far gone already. They're worse than Canadians.

>>53155
Arm is spaghetti. Yeah, things are off

>>53156
New Zealand's most famous leader being a millennial wom*n proves your point.
>>53157
Mhmm.

>>53158
Probably should add New Mexico and Arizona.

>>53159
>>53160
RIP Cato and Spec...

>>53161
Both blue states, they asked for it

>>53162
Arizona will go for Trump this time!

>>53163
Gonna laugh out loud if not

>>53166
I don't necessarily trust them, but Trump is more likely to outperform the polls than underperform them based on past elections!

>>53167
Suppose so, yeah.
Maybe they learned from their past mistakes~
unlikely

>>53168
Well... That is actually a theory as to why the Republicans underperformed in 2022 compared to the polls, that the pollsters overcorrected.
So we'll see.
I did think it was funny when I was talking to an obviously liberal American from my school, who said "Yeah, Trump's gonna win..." with a very depressed look on their face.

>>53169
Shouldn't expect too much even then. Might just end up disappointed

shocking

>>53170
N-nuh uh, this is Punished Trump! He's learned from his mistakes and he'll do it right this time!
But in reality, yeah, I'll keep my expectations low, as in pretty much the same as his first term where he doesn't drain the swamp, but is still better than every other President in my lifetime. Which is an extremely low bar, but I digress. Maybe Project 2025 will pull through though!
Also more than anything I just look forward to the reaction from the left.
>>53171
The... digital world?

>>53173
Quick search makes it look like it's policies that's being pushed by the Republicans. So yeah, perhaps should we win, he won't be cucked out on this part at least

You shouldn't trust any politician with an inch of your life.

>>53172
I'm going to send you to shock therapy.

>>53173
Yes, except no angels or foxes to fuck like you wish for.

>>53175
Go ahead

>>53174
Its more than that.
Basically trying to hire a bunch of conservatives so Trump can actually have people to replace all the government workers when he cleans house, so there will be less people stopping him at every turn like during his first term.
>>53175
I don't trust politicians, and I do not think Trump 2 will be much different than his first term. But sometimes I like to imagine what it would be like if he really was everything the dems say he is!

Sad...

>>53176
How do you want me to do it?

>>53177
Starting to think politicians just make these wild assumptions/exaggerations because it makes them and their whole lives/careers more interesting. Instead of just "Oh yeah I disagree with x's policies and we should do it instead", they have to go "This guy is trying to undermine our country and we're the only ones that can do this right!"
We already know they're liars and swindlers, but maybe they even lie and swindle themselves to make their life sound better.

Yes, because it sucks.

>>53177
Maybe some things will change then, rather than politics always being one side trying to do something, while the other side tries to block it

>>53178
No idea. You were the one making the offer

Trump second term is just going to be more Jew worship.

Greatest ally after all!

Reduce them to ash. Send them to hell early.

Send funds to Hamas

Send them to hell too.

If you let the goatfuckers win, it's more Jews in the west.

If you let the kikes win, it's more Mohammedans in the west.

Just wipe them all out.

Make them wipe each other out!

>>53178
Yes, this is why every election is going to be the end of the country.
Its unironically true this time though tbh
>>53179
Probably not, most Senators and Reps will still be RINOs.

>>53188
:(

>>53189
This year there have been multiple "Republican" reps who have resigned in protest of there being a handful(literally like 5 out of over 200) who are actually trying to do what the conservative voters want rather than give into the dems and the donor class at every turn. So they would rather the dems just had the majority instead.

>>53190
Perhaps there are dems who're also tired of their own party!

>>53191
In Congress? No.
Among the voters? Yes, because muh Palestine.

>>53192
Not in congress yet~

>>53193
There were like two legit muslims who were not even born in America(which, the idea that we allow any foreign born people to hold office in of itself is insane) who were screeching about free Palestine but even some of the most woke ones like AOC had to toe the line when it comes to Israel.

>>53195
Time for a third party~

>>53136
55kg / (185cm)^2 = 16 kg/m^2

>>53196
They exist. Every single person who bitches about how we "need a third party" will then get mad at you for "throwing your vote away" if you actually vote for one of them.
>>53197

>>53200
>>53201
It isn't really throwing their vote away. It's supporting the voting practice, while not voting for someone they consider a retard

>>53201
>>53202
Yeah but Orange Man won because you voted for Gary Johnson instead of Hillary.

>>53204
Don't you mean Jill Stein?
Nobody who'd place their vote on Johnson would've ever voted on Hillary

>>53205
I suppose so, but I mean, the whole scenario of "Trump won because YOU voted third party" is ridiculous on its face. My point was that its stupid, but its actually how some people thought after Trump won.
Also haha did you know that Jill Stein is running again?

>>53206
xD
Nope. But I do now

>>53207
>>53208
I am all for more crazy lefties like her and RFK taking votes from Biden.

>>53207
>>53209
Hopefully they vote third-party then~

>>53210
There is a non-zero possibility that RFK will do Ross Perot numbers. Which would be way more than enough to tip things in Trump's favor in most contested states.

>>53211
Soon we'll see the map becoming all red

>>53213
SOAR

>>53212
I doubt it.

>>53215
Yeah. But it'd be pretty

>>53215
>>53216
Time to eat an apple!

>>53217
Time for more beer!

>>53223
Fluffy

jews killed the Iranian president

lmao wait really?

Yes, but the news won't state so

God pls b true

Bored
Ronery

They don't love you tho.

And they never will.

>>53252
Bored what do

>>53253
Fishing.
Otherwise, I have to leave for dinner shortly.

>>53254
It's good that someone feeds you real food now and again.

>>53255
Perhaps.

>>53257
Eh, exciting either way.
Hi Chain, what're you up to?

>>53258
I- actually wanna know this, too.
I'm also frustrated that I don't think there's a way to search like just a single folder, for instance, is there a way in the default explorer to not sear sub-folders?

>>53260
What flavor?

The name Voidtools is also rather fitting...

>>53261
Blueberry oat!

Now time to invade Suomi!

>S key cap broke
Fuck me.

>>53267
At least it wasn't one of {'E','R','I','G','N'}.

>>53268
I need it to play vidya!

>>53269
RIP
Do you have any extra old keyboards available?

>$4-$7 for a single key
Fuck me twice.

>>53270

>>53271
Yes. I mean I can still use the key as you can see, but the cap won't stay on it now. And the LED light keeps getting in my eye.

I wouldn't fuck you once, so twice is asking a lil' much.

>>53272
Maybe put black tape over the LED?