This gay shit doesn't belong here

I am prettiest r9k boi.
Now show me Asterias tits

>>11465
isn’t this her 30 year old bf?

>>11461
literally one of these guys looks normal

Girl here
THE NIGGEREST OF ALL

A motley crew of junkies, murderers, sociopaths, and drug dealers.

>>11461
TAKE THIS DOWN NOW!

I'm a HOMOSEXUALE man and based on that picture alone (I got no idea behind the history of those guys) I would go for Marc, Seymour and Chris (in that order).

>>11534
>Marc
NIGGERLOVER

Fag thread.

I have always thought Seymour was cute. I was afraid to tell him on discord because he might get a little too weird and get banned over it but I would totally let him do things to me. He is really sweet and thoughtful. Such a shame he is still a khv. I am sure there is some girl where he lives that actually likes him and he doesn't even know it because he acts so weird. Act like a big boy you sissy cuck and maybe big boy things might happen to you ;)

>>11572

and you are ciara or sunny i guess...

>>11461
I vote for Greeble

>>11589
Redpill me on Gribble

>>11476
Never seen a guy who looks like Greeble in my entire life, he looks like he was made with the Demon's Souls character creator

>>11595
He's an /r9k/ poster
He was named by the board

Vincent is the only r9k guy I've seen who actually looked decent

>>11766
>>11766
He made the chart and this thread. I think he has an eating disorder because he's into thinspo and pro-ana shit, and he looks emaciated in some selfies.

>>11766
what's up vinny. maybe hide your profile pic next time before posting screenshots. wonder how many of the posts here are just you talking to yourself across devices

>>11791
I didn't make this thread, Seymour did, but yes I made the chart, pretty good huh?

And no I don't have anorexia, I'm just a natural ectomorph who needs to exercise and put on more weight because I look like a Tim Burton Character.

I can't even lie guys, I fucking love it when you guys talk about me, it's a terrible addiction choking me from the inside.

I'm going to use this post as my personal blog for a second.

Basically the reason I came to /agatha2/ is because I'm a dorky nerd, who's not quite a normie or Chad irl, but I know that I'm better than most of the people in these parts of the internet, so a certain selfish part of my being admits that I came here to feel good about myself and be a big fish in a little pond. But that's over now, I recognize my flaws and after a few days of me just checking this thread for (you)s, I'll be leaving this place, and all r9k related bullshit in the past, for good.

>>11797
If you need to come here to feel good about yourself, maybe consider that you are, in fact, not better than most of the people in these spaces.

touchstone mogs them all

>decent enough
spencer
brendio
picard
even tho spencer is balding, and brendio is a fat, long hair disgusting retard, they can fix themselves.
>normal/slightly bad looking dude
serene
>retard face/ ugly fucker
kitsune
>dont want them close to me/ shooter vibes
chris
JT
>worst shit i've ever seen
sosa
brandon
marc
>too old to rate
seymour
>i dont know if this is a real person or a cgi render
gribble

Do people actually like Picard? He's fucking annoying

>>11461
>two of these are mugshots

LEL

>kitsune
kinda weird kinda autistic kinda retarded but also funny and nice.
would bully
>spencer
cringe but nice and sweet. was fun to bully
>seymour
omegalul unironically very nice and based. a good e-friend to gorewatch with. i hope he has stopped giving his money to egirls but probably not.........
>mark
qt

>>11514
>>11472
Yeah, it's wild that two of them are mugshots, and one of them is for MURDER. All of them could have done something for themselves but instead chose to be dealers or weirdos or murderers.

Seymour looks like a pedrophile that is dumb enough to have a couple of gigs of forbidden on his computer.

Isn't he in his mid 40s and still pursuing these girls? Last I saw he was in a marky stream a year ago.

>>13875
lel I'm 37 but at most I just shit post about these sluts on agatha2. I keep my distance.

>>13878
Yeah I only ever talked to ciara and Erica.
Ciara killed herself and erica ended up moving to Minnesota to live in her bfs parents house, she cut contact with most guys during this time. She eventually messaged me when she broke up with him and moved back to Indiana but I didn't respond.
I don't want to talk with these girls anymore, I am just here to see the train wrecks.

>>13838

murdered whom?

>>14003
Brandon "Shorty Boy" Taylor is Bianca Devin's murderer.

>>14004
does he kind of remind anyone else of the villain from Mulan. that's all i can think of everytime i see this pic of him.

>>14006
Sorry, I don't watch trash.

>>11461
marc obv

>>11572
no way hes ugly

>>14004
Really fucking sad story we all know it’s been 3 years rip bianca

>>11464
stfu. girls are cringe. eboys are the new egirls
>>14004
i want to send money to him, how can i do that?

I love attention :^3

>>11461
they're all hideous. where is samson and eggman? why isn't vyro on there? he was a bit crazy but kinda cute, my personal r9k favorite.

>>33149
Vincent mogs him

>>33152
t. vincent

Mmmm all of them i’d slurp them up like soup those dang sexy e boys mmm

>>11461
I’m best e boy

They're all 80I

They are all 80IQ queers. They might as well be niggers.

Vincent mogs.

Sin from Lookism

>>40060
What happened to Vinnie? Is he in jail and for what?
I haven't seen him in any e-harem in a while.

>>40335
He went to jail for like a night for street racing and this happened some time ago.
>what happened to him
He said he got a job or something. He moved on with his life ig. It will eventually happen to most of us.

Gribble mogs

i wanna know the gribble lore

>>40333
kek. i remember him. he was a good mod tbh

>>39490
I saw him on fit and k yesterday, hes everywhere.

>>46568
Samuel has ascended !

Where those guys even come from?

bee made this I saw it floating around in a few servers

>>33149
Good question. This list has a bunch of literal whos "I posted on r9k once" when theres plenty of actually noteworthy characters.
>>47580
Obviously Samuel wins the attention whore Olympics though, this thread is gay and OP is a faggot for creating it.

>>11461
Sosa is kinda cute but he cheats on Bee so he is F tier

>>56259
This thing is cute to you?

serene

Dildo Diddled David

>>56454
why does serene look asian? also he banged with kasper he was very lucky to go on a date with her

>>56493
Isn't he a jew that converted to catholicism?

>>57754
Ur mid

>>57755
yeah but am i officially an eboy yet

>>57756
its official you made it

>>57756
More like official retard!!!

>>57756
no but you are offically a retarded faggot haha

>>57754
fucking loser lmfaooo

>>57754
broccoli head shitskin, perfect match for these negresses shitting up this board. you shitskins can go back to Africa and invent the wheel

>>57754
we need nudes

>>57754
god i legitimately hate this faggot. You bring out a rage in me that pathetic men feed into.

>>58156
why are you posting literal whos

>>57754
Umm anon you look dead. What's up with your undereyes...?

>>11461
> R9K EBOY

Fuck you normalfag.

You newfags ruined the board.

>>58445
its eyeliner

I am the best eboy because I am a woman

>>58475
Why so many larping men in a wig as of late?

>>58477
Nigga I am not a tranny I do not support trans rights

>>58465
gay as fuck

Havent heard from any of the eboys in a long time. Where is dead and lautrec?

>>11461
>>64759
im going to kms i shouldnt know these names.

>>64759
these are actually my 2 fav eboys (dead only because he gets beaten by his gf) my 3rd is this guy that made schizo cartoons and makes the rate and assume threads on soc

>>64942
kek this guy

can somebody give me the lowdown on sosa's arrest?

>>65075
Lmao finally. Anyone got any idea who the victim was? "Under 14" is a new low for him, doesn't have the whole "erm it's not pedrophilia it's ephebophilia" excuse anymore. Also not a CP charge so safe to assume he actually fucked a child.

But real talk, why does his skin look so shitty? Cystic acne so bad it looks like hives. Whole damn face is read.

>>65079
he isn't even in jail

>>65112
So he's out on bail/bond and awaiting trial?

>>65338
fake and gay

>>65339
call the McAllen Municipal Court if you are in doubt :D

>someone made me suck their cock 8 years ago

ok good luck proving that one in court, lmao. he's def getting off

>>65338
holy shit

>>65349
Not if they subpoena and get access to his electronic devices.

>>65338
i hope he kills himself

>>64942
he was kinda based wasn't in any pedro servers

>>65349
The most recent incident was only five years ago, and it's very likely that his electronics will be seized, especially if family cooperates with authorities at all.
Also
>someone
Literally her brother. Not only is it incest, but she was 8 when it started. Don't forget how harsh Texas is with any kind of prosecution. He will not get off easy. He's fucked.

>>65403
Also if possible someone should send the county court whatever they can on Mikey grooming kids over the years, now that there is an open ongoing investigation on him.

Sosa is guaranteed to rope, no way he's gonna stare down 20+ years in Texas as a child molestor. I can't wait to take a big steaming shit on his grave!

really warms your heart to know mikey will be beat in prison if justice prevails, feels good

brandon is by far the worst eboy already balding at his late 20s lolz

>>65338
>height
>5511"
He is huge

>>68768
Love Jihad

>>68768
proof hes been with iris??

>>64942
Probably the most handsome 4chan user lmao.

Does anyone have pics or info on the game serene was working on for 3 years while Marky was in brazil?

>>69702
Was he connected to the game her and cuckberto worked on or are you talking about a different game? This is the game marky slaved for while in Brazil https://store.steampowered.com/app/780700/Ninja_Bricks/

>>69702
that wasn’t serene lol, that was roberto, marky has never talked to serene. the game was ninja blocks 2

How does he do it?

>>78316
wdym? they are looksmatched tbqh

>>68916
Is this a fake profile? Rene Carlos Curtis was never married so not widowed, and he has never had kids. He also didn't go to Harvard. He did attend one school (not Harvard, it was for music) for a brief period but was kicked out at the beginning of his time there because he fought another student.

>>65338
Update teh e-boys page to include his mugshot. All these boys eventually end up in prison eitehr for drug dealing of screwing little girls.

>his sister

wtf? Fucker started young and couldn't even keep his hands to himself!?

>>65340
Make sure to go to the way back machine and save the entire pdfs and court documents from the site.

>>65338
>>65340
>little sister aged 8-10

Okay this reminds me. There was some talk that Ciara would go to places to recruit little girls around that age range to be redirected to Sosa. It's why Ciara was on Omegle so often.

Most people didn't pay attention to this rumor as it was just one rumor in the sea of noise that was Ciara's life. Most know Sosa was into teenage girls, but we're talking like 14-16. This just opens up a whole other angle that Sosa has likely been trying to groom even younger girls.

>>78524
Here is one 2023 post that said as much:

> Michael Sosa and his groomer friends blackmail young girls and turn them into children recruiters. Ciara used to find under 10 children on Omegle for them

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/72597772/#72598920

>>68768
Who's this and wheres the proof? Looks like a shitskin just trying to validate himself with fake rumors

>>65338
Didn't Sosa make some dumb bitch pregnant? So daddy's going to jail?

>>65458
They’ll probably plead out but he’ll get a couple of years for sure and be labeled a sex offender.

How many years will sosa get?

Sosa going down will make the world a safer place.

Ciara dead. Sosa going to jail. Sunny gone in hiding. Agatha insane. Feels like the end of an era.

what happened to bee?

>>82974
living the rest of her life out in shame after failing her egirl career and letting a kid rapist be her baby daddy

>>83004
>>82996
Sosa was hit with an ugly stick but is his family well off? They could at least support them.

>>83024
His mom is rich or something, they have fancy cars and a nice house

>>80730
Kino ending

>>83702
brad seems like a chill bro and serialjune did some nice honest schizy posts in the ken thread but richter is peak agatha, gave us shed guy leak, returned to meme with us like picrel and has great style too.

Is that seymour guy seriously on discord servers?

>>83004
>Got a bad haircut and started posting on /b/ and shilling NFTs

Angelic Bree larson

>>83004
>Got a bad haircut and started posting on /b/ and shilling NFTs
you need to understand

daddy's lawyers wouldn't pay for themselves

>>85526
Zesty

Where is Gilbert Raborg the pedrophile Raborg?

>>85690
Talking to girls instead of talking about them :^3
>pic rel

>>86116
Because french chan was underage

Do any of you niggas remember Arkansas Josh? Whatever happened to that fella

>>86135
zesty

>>86135
more than attractive to be in Hollywood, if I looked like that I would have already married Zendaya

>>85135
fake autistic aussie post french-chan nudes

>>86214 meant for >>86135

>>85526
>>86116
>>86135
This is the guy who sexed his brother?

>>86135
>tfw casually mogging your friends
bet you have bitches swarming all over you

>>86135
mogged by the 2 subhumans sitting next to u. such is the life of the manlet

>>11461
okay there’s no way gribble is actually walking around like that IRL nononono ill never fall in love with eboys ): marc would be the most attractive person imo he has a nice face

>>86234
Zesty

>>11461
So many DEATHNIKS

>>11461
Untermenschen, all of them.

>>86261
Need limb lengthening surgery

>>11461
jt and marc are the only good looking ones

>>86135
Hot

>>87949
Gay

>>87956
He would never type that because he's gay

>>86135
Oh wow

>>88675
Holy shit, I remember talking to Thundy circa 2018. Here is his MAL which seems to stay updated https://myanimelist.net/profile/Rance-sama

>>88670
out of curiosity, how many "e-boys" do you have saved on your hard drive?

>>88670
would, no homo

>>88678
Seriously. I haven't thought of this man since I turned 18 LOL

gay thread

You're telling me those are the 'e-boys"? E-girls look like models compared to those ogred

>>88729
these e-girls are 5/10 at best and most of them are sub5. swap one chromosome and you get incel tier eboys.

>>88729
The eboy pics are chosen to make them look bad, while it’s the inverse for the egirls. Most of the latter are looks matched compared to the former.

how does one get in contact with lautrec whats his instagram

>>90905
don't be gay. why are you gay

>>90905
I have a private ig but I don't give it out my discord is lautreccc

Guys I need to know NOW who is every girl that Marc got to fuck. AND how did he do it

>>90063
actually these are the faggots grooming the equally as physically repulsive and spiritually sick girls who socialize with channers offsite (using drugs and date rape which the whores naturally crave), the people being overtly mean to women don't typically post their pictures or get involved with offboard discordnigger drama precisely because they hate women, especially ones broken enough to be on /r9k/

>>92963
wise words
two sides of the same pedro coin.
and both display the same incessant feminine need for attention

who the fuck is seymor and why does he look like he just got released from prison for shoving heroin up his ass

>>68821

can he even be considered an e boy he has the style of an 80 year old man who served in the military and things hes tough for that. He also just flat out has the style of a pedrophile

>>94581
very sinister groomer, drug addict, rapist, extorter, wanted in 8 states for assault and battery and violating restraining orders. if you see him on discord, block immediately for your own safety

>>11461
im scared of gribble