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/pol/ thread Anonymous 02/18/2022 (Fri) 06:32:16 [Preview] No. 3096 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ok guys you heard the lady, we have to whip this board into shape.
I'm about to drop some truth bombs on the infidels of your mind.
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Anonymous 05/27/2022 (Fri) 20:09:23 [Preview] No.4404 del
wow! you're rich!
wait... aren't bitcoins worth more than that?

Seabee 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:26:50 [Preview] No.4405 del
With the market tanking and inflation rearing its ugly head there seems to be only one smart investment These Ashbit coins are increasing in value every day. Buy them now while they are still affordable.

Anonymous 05/28/2022 (Sat) 01:55:41 [Preview] No.4406 del
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yeah that is from several years ago when i was thinking about buying a challenger but i invested the money instead of wasting it on a milf magnet. i did buy some games that were on sale on steam then with btc for a grand total of $8.03 which would have been worth $290 last year when i sold my bag. not as bad as that guy that ordered the pizza many years ago with btc, but still, lol. i also held doge for years just to say, hey look at me, i'm a huge faggot with a lot of worthless memecoin. anon would literally just give me their doge to make the wallet grow for the lulz. welp, you probably already know how things turned out, last year during the gamestop squeeze. i'm concerned glowniggers might audit me though because not only did i have to report capital gain taxes on my returns, i qualified for all the covid gibs and all those kikes are being rounded up for fraud now. i have been told that if i was honest on the forms, i shouldn't have anything to worry about and if there is an error, i could just be asked to pay back the amount as i didn't have any money in my bank at times and there seem to be loopholes regarding commodities since i even had snap benefits during covid. atm i'm just hidin' like biden because i honestly don't know if i've done anything wrong and i don't want to reveal my power level. on top of all this, i'm receiving an inheritance from probate soon which makes things look even more sus because now i will have more money in the bank and real estate. then there is the plasma donation money. i went from shitposting to white collar crime real fucking quick without even trying. i'm a tenth grade drop out with a ged who does manual labor. i failed upwards in life. dumb luck i guess if i don't go to prison. maybe ashley will just fall in my lap too. just smooth seas sailing for a smooth brain sailor like me. at least i'm not on autismbux. i just somehow managed to mathew lesko my way to neetlife. neethood has been a drag so i spend most of my time learning skills and volunteering as a firefighter because i get to help others without some boomer telling me what to do. sry for tl;dr

Anonymous 05/28/2022 (Sat) 02:40:14 [Preview] No.4407 del
shouldn't you be buying like a lambo or something if you were worth 14 million?
that's a nice round number, lots of 0s

Anonymous 07/13/2021 (Tue) 21:59:02 [Preview] No. 1069 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You know what this board needs...besides an enema. A music thread. And right now, it's time to...kick out the jams motherfuckers!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9fpgQGmHFWE [Embed]
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Anonymous 05/23/2022 (Mon) 02:30:16 [Preview] No.4363 del
music videos really did peak in the 00s

Anonymous 05/23/2022 (Mon) 07:30:27 [Preview] No.4366 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vODaAK9kN5Q [Embed]

Anonymous 05/23/2022 (Mon) 17:52:29 [Preview] No.4368 del
what a great song
https://youtube.com/watch?v=96too8oHuTA [Embed]
I think I brought up this band once a while ago, I don't remember if I posted any of their stuff

Anonymous 05/25/2022 (Wed) 08:04:35 [Preview] No.4382 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WsuWER_Dniw [Embed]

Anonymous 05/27/2022 (Fri) 17:04:04 [Preview] No.4402 del
here's another album you should all listen to
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XAP-2dtaZ6w [Embed]

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Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? Anonymous 12/18/2021 (Sat) 05:56:08 [Preview] No. 2340 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey Ash, down for some Runescape? https://store.steampowered.com/app/1343370/Old_School_RuneScape/

Also general vidya posting thread.
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Anonymous 03/28/2022 (Mon) 22:52:31 [Preview] No.3449 del
I mean, we have the technology. I wouldn't mind an Ashley waif in Skyrim or an Ashley companion in Fallout. If we really wanted to put in the effort, we could even make an Ashley "Max Headroom" using deepfake technology

Anonymous 05/23/2022 (Mon) 02:30:53 [Preview] No.4364 del
oh man, this looks based. I will probably actually play this.

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Anonymous 03/20/2022 (Sun) 12:26:16 [Preview] No. 3343 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey, going to be posting some upscaled images in this thread.

I'm using https://www.cutout.pro/photo-enhancer-sharpener-upscaler which uses a credit/payment system per image and so I have paid for a limited amount of credits, so I can only post a certain amount of images each month.

Also shoutout to the Rosebud/Rose discord for letting me know about cutpro!
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Anonymous 05/23/2022 (Mon) 18:48:00 [Preview] No.4371 del
wait nvm I have
it's been a while since I marathoned all the videos

Anonymous 05/24/2022 (Tue) 13:13:01 [Preview] No.4375 del
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It sucks TLC canceled Barry and Linda after just a few episodes. Though I cant blame them after.. ya know... the incident...

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AMBATAKAM THREAD Anonymous 05/21/2022 (Sat) 03:49:46 [Preview] No. 4320 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post your best ambatakam oc or else youll pass out and die the next time youre driving. do it for ashton.
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Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 01:37:40 [Preview] No.4343 del
Bunch of size queens. That's not my dick. That's not even my favorite Ashley pic to cum to. I'm not posting my dick so Ashley can identify it in a lineup.

Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 02:54:10 [Preview] No.4344 del
Stop posting gay niggers Ashley

Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 03:33:57 [Preview] No.4345 del
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Dont be stingy. Post the most cummyable ash pic

Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 05:24:57 [Preview] No.4346 del
hey man. there's nothing gay about having sex with your bros every once in a while.

Anonymous 05/23/2022 (Mon) 01:11:36 [Preview] No.4362 del
Fake News. Ashley don't even like Snickers. She don't want nuts in her mouth

Video Thread Anonymous 12/01/2021 (Wed) 05:50:26 [Preview] No. 2201 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I found vidrel on my old hdd and figured I'd make a video thread. Feel free to post whatever.
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Anonymous 05/18/2022 (Wed) 23:31:55 [Preview] No.4265 del
Why would I fap to Ashton when I can just fap to Natalie? Imagine this babyboi ridin' bitch on your hog. Arms wrapped tightly around your waist. Bare-ass blowing in the wind. You pull over so they can tinkle in the bushes. Assless chaps have all the boys a-barkin'. A father quickly herds his kids back to the Toyota Sienna. Just a great day at the park. Fun was had be all

Anonymous 05/19/2022 (Thu) 02:55:31 [Preview] No.4269 del
So the spam messages are being custom tailored now I see. I wonder if anyone actually uses these links.

Anonymous 05/19/2022 (Thu) 03:38:22 [Preview] No.4270 del
they're probably gonna do it even more now cause 1026 was opening them

Anonymous 05/19/2022 (Thu) 20:13:25 [Preview] No.4282 del
At least we'll have more visitors

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Anonymous 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:35:23 [Preview] No. 4180 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This has to be fake, right?
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Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 18:36:13 [Preview] No.4229 del
Do you think poo pees when pee lifts? https://www.instagram.com/p/CNc2xy_gU6T/

Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 18:39:01 [Preview] No.4230 del

that shit will never not freak me out

Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 18:53:02 [Preview] No.4231 del
I think the pee gives her more power to lift. It's like when you hit the nitrous button in a car

Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 19:04:23 [Preview] No.4232 del
so you wouldn't let ashley pee on you?

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Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 11:07:51 [Preview] No. 941 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I wonder how Ashley deals with the fact that her brother's girlfriend is a psychotic leftist? I wonder is she knows that her boyfriend's sister is "literally Hitler"? Look at how under her spell Nathan is. dude is totally whipped. I want to see where this dumpster fire relationship goes. I have a feeling this bitch is going to go insane and take it out on him, ash and her dad. She lives with them and borrows money from Ash's family and won't hold down a job or even fucking work. This clown woman thinks she's going to make big face painting. Nathan is a good looking kid. He can do better. He needs to get his act together and quit larping as Sid Vicious.


Also, please no harassment. Don't scare them off the internet. They are entertaining as hell and they are the closest link we have to knowing how Ash is doing. Don't message them about Ash. They will block, possibly delete their accounts and tell Ash which will upset her. Ash already thinks creeps are stalking her to hurt her as it is because some robot from /ashleyj/ messaged her fucking mom on facebook about her.
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Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 15:09:01 [Preview] No.4149 del
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Okay, done. How does she look?

Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:46:23 [Preview] No.4150 del
>Sav'aaq cis het incel, this is the women's-only wing of the mental ward

Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 20:56:58 [Preview] No.4157 del

I hate to admit it, but I'd probably fall for her if we met under the right circumstances.

Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:37:59 [Preview] No.4158 del
>wearing a mask
lol no

Anonymous 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:43:29 [Preview] No.4160 del
he has to or they'll kick him out of Gerudo town

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1/23/2022 AUDIO Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 18:59:12 [Preview] No. 4097 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jg7Jed95nCM [Embed]

Thank you, Ashley!
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Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 20:55:28 [Preview] No.4142 del
I think that thread was a porn site self-advertising
but even they're above this fag cause they have some talent

Laughing_Boy 05/09/2022 (Mon) 21:03:44 [Preview] No.4143 del
So who was the previous holder?

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 21:06:25 [Preview] No.4144 del
timmy is more likeable than you ever will be, lady boy. guess that whole "most annoying yet boring person" thing cut deep, huh? you can't be an asshole and have thin skin at the same time.

Lady_Boy 05/09/2022 (Mon) 21:19:37 [Preview] No.4145 del
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That's not even me you're replying to you bodaggit and no, I'm pissed someone is taking my title. I'm gonna have to make you all hate me now and reveal my final form

Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 05:29:01 [Preview] No.4146 del
I'm drawfag my fellow black man

what if LB was John this whole time, now that would be an epic twist

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Anonymous 11/20/2021 (Sat) 06:41:43 [Preview] No. 2130 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hello faggots.
I'm your new drawfag

you can make requests, and I will draw them if I feel like it
otherwise I'll just draw whatever I want
also I may be randomly inactive for various intervals

other people can do stuff too if they want, I know there are 1 or 2 photoshop wizards here. we'll call this the art general
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Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 06:43:04 [Preview] No.4118 del
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Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 16:36:48 [Preview] No.4121 del

fuuuuuuuuuuu there's not enough ashton content yet

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 16:53:08 [Preview] No.4122 del
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>tfw Ashton will never break off pee's tortilla dick in my asshole

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 16:55:37 [Preview] No.4123 del
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fucking website
>tfw Ashton will never break off pee's tortilla dick in my asshole

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 20:42:35 [Preview] No.4140 del
ngl i would pound ashton's bussy