I have gazed beyond the veil of existence and what I found there was honestly kind of embarrassing.
The universe is expanding because it is trying to get away from me.
I asked God for a sign and He sent me a receipt for 47 cents.
I asked the receipt what it meant.
It said “NO REFUNDS.”
Now I understand.
The truth was never hidden from us.
We were simply standing behind it the whole time.
Also I think my neighbour is a wizard.