My A best A

How does he do it?

>>1024017
This is an A thread

>>1024009
No, thankfully. I did hear of a story about it once.

10k told a story once

>>1024020
>shaken

I'd be in a real shitty mood.

my troll you lozers later

Might have a loz

>>1024025
About a lovely lady?

>>1024029
I haven't told you NEETs about the lovely kiwi lady really.
She was nice.

>>1024030
>was
you murdered her?!

>>1024031
No she's gone back to NZ.

Practicing reverse custard spongebobs and chocolate paddingtons again.

>>1024033
Good luck NEET.

>>1024033
I always ask for those extras at the tugger. You need a shower after the paddingtons.

>>1024035
Last time I asked for a paddington they gave me toad in the hole instead.

>>1024036
It turns out I got given the spotted dick but that didn't become apparent until several days after.

>>1024037
Well bantered

I got a bad batch of sultana bran. The sultanas in it tasted strange.

>>1024039
Provide some feedback to the company.

BIG A BIG A BIG A
Fix captcha

>>1024041
Glenn update please.

>>1024039
I sucked on them all and put them back in the bag.

He will never update us on Glenn.
Woe.

>>1024045
He enjoys being cruel. A real sadistic side.

I am watching a replay of the 1992 Academy Awards. Jack Palance won the first award: Best supporting actor for playing Curly in City Slickers.

>>1024047
I saw that at the cimena with Motherbat one school holidays

>>1024046
I'm doing well though, thanks for asking.

>>1024044
Based.

>>1024049
You are thriving.

>>1024049
You owe me for that fish&chips

how do normies manage to do 8+ hours of work per a day plus stuff like showering? I struggle to get 8 minutes of productive shit done

>>1024053
Do they really work all the time?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zsRmrwChf4s [Embed]

>>1024054
Magnates. How do they work?
They don't. They have serfs for do that for them.

>>1024054
>Do they really work all the time?
Sounds horrible.

>>1024058
Nope, he's out roaming the streets again. Next time he calls, offer him a space in the dunny.

A football walks into a bar.
The barman kicks him out.

>>1024061
Good.

Good night.

>>1024063
Good night

thinking about cheesecake and tahlia

>>1024066
Sexually?

>>1024067
Just reminiscing non sensually
I'm feeling devastated now, i remembered what happened to poor posso when he tried to mount the tv on the wall.

>>1024068
It was a sad day.

>>1024068
He couldn't resist that damn tv was too darn sexy.

I remember that soap holder.
Completely destroyed.

At the gym. Normie central. Scared.

>>1024072
any hotties?

>>1024072
Ignore them neet.

>>1024072
Walk up and belch in their faces to show dominance.

Gyms are neet friendly. Only one person has tried to talk to me besides the desk staff in the 18 months I've been going again.

>>1024077
what a tight gym babe😋

>>1024078
reluctantly?

Having a whusky

>>1024082
Cheers.

>>1024063
Good night Pidge. xx
They are killing Kevin by keeping him indoors.

>>1024065
NEET I am glad to have had you with me on this journey. Much love to you.

The Wicked Wings were NOT good tonight. Cooked to a very dark brown. Dry and nasty.

I had a block of Aldi coconut chocolate for dessert. Very good. Having a black instant now.

>>1024085
No loving the other NEETs allowed till thursday night.

>>1024088
That's not love.

>>1024086
Beth must have had a day off.

>>1024089
There is no shame any more

>>1024090
I saw her getting spib roasted by two of the fry cooks out the back next to the roller door.

If I am allowed 1 bottle a week but I didn't get one for three weeks can I get 2 bottles this week?

>>1024093
You can't argue with that logic NEET. You are actually entitled to three extra bottles this week.

>>1024093
Of course.

>>1024094
It's some unconventional mathematics but it checks out.

>>1024065
Same. I started posting here around the time of the 2016 us election

>>1024093
You need to count all the years as a kid you didn't drink too, and make up for them with bonus bottles.

>>1024098
I already drank all those

>>1024101
and it's been dipped in mayo sauce

I'd forgotten that everyone on Twin Peaks is cheating with everyone else.
And also angry at everyone for cheating.

>>1024101
Arse like an onion ring

>>1024099
Can't really remember but I was probably still on usenet.

>>1024106
The log was possessed by her dead husband so she probably dildo'd with it.

>>1024101
kek

>>1024103
No spoilers please.

>>1024104
I can relate to that.

>>1024109
C'mon NEET it's 36 years old

If I get a bottle I can get some chips too.

Craving that sore gums salt and vinegar feeling

>>1024114
Holy cock Batman!

>>1024114
It's a penis with wings.

>>1024119
Fucking kek

She turned Chad into a copper dicked owl and then the othwr owls bullied him

methheads stole my copper penis and sold it for scrap.

>>1024122
Bet they smoked meth through it first

should've gone to bed an hour ago

Big coppery owl dong

>>1024114
I have not.
It's wood keks, apparently some Roman reference. A woman, the vice-mayoress or who the dick, came up with the idea.

wanna binge on cheese and cold cuts

>>1024128
The gabagool.

Ausneets, more like ausjabronis

>>1024130
Talk to the hand.

This shit is truly disgusting
I was given it years ago and every now and then I forget how vile it is and have a swig
It is sickly sweet and peanuty and foul

>>1024132
Kek

>>1024135
He is a savage

Garn bws

>>1024137
Get us a Toyota hubcap

Special agent Cooper just explained to the gorgeous naked 18yo girl he found in his bed why it would be morally wrong to have sex with her.

>>1024139
It would have been morally wrong not to have sex with her. What a waste!

>>1024140
He is a "special" agent

Fox Mulder wouldn't have missed the opportunity.

>>1024142
He's a tranny in twin peaks

Tim Lutze killed himself

>>1024009
I did when I was 5 at my grandparents' place..

I visited the (long-sold off) property about 10 years ago, and took a photo of the hole. I can't upload it atm.

>>1024143
>>1024144
Good grief.

>>1024146
Did they fish you out?

>>1024147
Still an fbi agent though

>>1024149
Special victims unit.

>>1024020
I've been there and used that dunny.

I feel sorry for the poor mouse family that lives in it.

..but so much for paying to go there now

>>1024146
>and took a photo of the hole.
If only Weber would do the same for us.

>>1024148
Mummy rescued me and washed me in a horse trough.

>>1024153
kek that is a very Aussie story.

>>1024152
The poo hole I feel into.

>>1024155
Looks like a dangerous one NEET.

>>1024156
Pay toilets are unAustralian.

Odd noises outside. Sounds like a cat maybe but very unusual. Sheep-like elements.

>>1024158
Boongs never paid to bush poo

>>1024158
Not the toilet per se, Henbury is a National Park where you now have to pay the Glamping Tax to enter.

There's a Duck outside quacking its head off. hmm.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bi2Ct8Pfil8 [Embed]

>>1024161
At least you can still get in.
I have heard there are whole areas being closed off for BS aboriginal issues.

>>1024163
If you have a Starlink. NT Parks Offices refuse to take in-person bookings and payments (lol because they know their staff will just pocket it) and it can only be done online. If you're driving past and just learning of Henbury for the first time, there's no way to get online except through >$180/month Satellite Internets.

>>1024071
We did miss it.

awake again, angry and frustrated with my life

dolly pardon diied

>>1024166
I can relate

>>1024167
there are 14 threads on /pol/ about it atm

>>1024167
Cruisey 😭

>>1024169
What are the top schizos up to?

>>1024171
everybody just paying their respects to a based big tiddy white girl

>>1024172
Good.

It's falling out of me.

>>1024172
She was a good lady.

There's been a second email

>>1024177
Shocked picachu face!

Making the impossible, possible! UMM PTY LTD

GM.
My neck hurts so fucking bad it’s unreal!

You were right. The mutivitamin made my eyes shit

>>1024180
GMN.

>>1024180
Morning

Are all the NEETs achey this week?

>>1024184
We’re getting old

home

>>1024185
Maybe the NEET Old Folks Home will be the real commune.

>>1024184
But don't tell my cock, my achy breaky cock
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my cock, my achy breaky cock
He might blow up and kill this man, ooh

folga wolga iwooga womp

>>1024189
Kek

Good morning NEETs.
My back is still sore.

>>1024192
Blown out?

>>1024167
RIP. she was covered in tattoos but always covered them up.

>>1024192
Morning NEET is it any better?

Is there somewhere I can download old style ms paint from?

>>1024195
>is it any better?
Possibly but it is hard to tell. It got worse as the day went on yesterday.
I am monitoring the situation.

>>1024196
Gooigle AI will tell you the answer to that question NEET.
What are you going to be doing with MS Paint?

>>1024198
It's the only drawing/editing program I've ever used and I hate new things.
I've got some choose your own adventure Judge Dredd comics I thought could be fun to do like Atlantis but I'd need to cut the panels quickly.

>>1024199
I will look behind the shower curtain please.

>>1024196
https://apps.microsoft.com/detail/9pcfs5b6t72h?hl=en-GB&gl=AU

This might be an updated version.

>>1024199
>and I hate new things.
I know what you mean.
I use a program called irfanview to do all that kind of stuff. I am lost without it.

Yeah nah that's not the 'old skool' one.

>>1024200
Sorry NEET that's just the demo but I will do it soon.

There is also one where you get to be Ronald Reagan but some NEETs might not like it.

>>1024204
What are you hiding behind that shower curtain?
I bet it is possum in there.

>>1024205
I can't read the text on that image. Too small.

Noticed a strong correlation between exercise and how well I sleep afterwards. I need cardio and weight training to help me sleep properly, just long walks isn't enough. The problem is I'm a fat lazy shit.

PCX best file format

>>1024209
>I'm a fat lazy shit.
Don't speak about yourself in that toxic way please NEET.
You are doing your best but the struggle is real.

>>1024209
I slept a lot better when I was a warehouse wagie.

Might take up rhythm gymnastics, do they have a weight category for 5xl men?

Is tai chi any good?
It looks like you just stand there and move slowly
I can do that

>>1024215
I'd be good at seated tai chi

the guy ahead of me at the post office, who was wearing a driza-bone, didn't see the humour in being asked where he parked his horse

>>1024215
Dash of milk in mine please

Reddit says Cruisey is a buhdist

>>1024219
bullshit, I saw him in synagogue last shabbos

>>1024220
I think he wears a coat of many colours.

>>1024212
It is still too small. I could read it but I had to crane forward and squint.

>>1024214
It is similar to fat karate. You would be good at it NEET.

>>1024215
>I can do that
I bet you would find it harder than it looks.

>>1024219
Pidge knows all the best cruising grounds.

>>1024221
The ancient Romans were probably the biggest worshippers of the phallus. they had them everywhere.

The back is very bad. I took two ibuprofen.

>>1024227
that's the greeks

>>1024229
Nah they worshiped arse

I always wondered if Ares was a spelling error.

>>1024231
kek

>>1024231
Acer?

>>1024233
This is a Toshiba board

need to organise my day somehow, have timers that go off and inform me to start on a task

>>1024235
I am sure there is an app for that. That apple thing.

>>1024236
You should have researched it better before applying NEET.
Are you struggling with food? Call anglicare.

>>1024237
>>1024235
That would be like an ai mongherd

>>1024228
This is the exercise that helped my bad back.

>>1024239
The AI is too soft to herd these vicious NEET mongs. It just tells them what they want to hear and lets them do anything.

>>1024237
I might make one. Give it an ai waifu to nag you to do stuff.

>>1024240
I will look into it. Right now just the thought of getting down like that and having to get up again after is too much.

>>1024241
If we could make a nasty ai that can deiver electric shocks Cruisey would be out of a job.

>>1024236
>food is not a reason to get urgent payment
fug me

I have been meaning to start a morning stretching routine for years. I never even get started.

>>1024245
ridiculous, isn't it?

garn iga to get some pastries, would you neets like anything?

Last time I tried to talk to a social worker through cenno it took 6-7 weeks.

>>1024246
You should try the 8 brocades neet, it hasn't really helped me become more flexible but I do feel like a chink martial arts expert when I do it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3K-0JpiJu-o [Embed]

>>1024248
A fresh crusty loaf please.

>>1024097
how did the last decade go for you neet?

six pack of DABs, dabbos, dabmeisters, acquired

>>1024253
cashed up neet

>>1024248
Some chicken soup to go with this neets loaf >>1024251

>>1024253
What is a DAB?

>>1024249
Did you get a good outcome when you finally talked to them?

>>1024236
Woe

that faggot elon sent cease and desist letters to xcancel/nitter

>>1024257
No they told me to look on the internet.
Which I had done 2 months previously.

>>1024258
Are dabs also hash that you hotknife?

>>1024262
I don't know about durgs sorry

Apparently dapping is a non sexual fist bump used by a black man to show a woman he thinks she is cool but he does not want to have sex with her.

>>1024252
badly, but the pandemic was the worst, those years marked the transition between being young and being old

>>1024264
the videos i've seen, dapping is two black men putting they snosage in harlot's bum bum at the same time

>>1024260
Twitter is fine to use. You don't even need a phone number to sign up.

>>1024258
Are they good? Which Australian beer are they most like?

>>1024268
lol u ignorant

>>1024266
I kek'd

>>1024265
IKTF
i was 26 when covid started. Now I'm almost 33. Its like time sped up.

>>1024267
I think I saw that video thats deepeeing not dapping.

Might get subway for lunch, I deserve it?

>>1024273
deepee is bum bum and bagina
dap is double asshole penetration
dvp/dpp is double bagina penetration
possum tolt me

>>1024275
I will trust the word of Posso

Disappointing pastry experience from iga, soggy tasteless pastry. From now on I will be eating exclusively at that sicilian pastry place.

>>1024277
I would not eat a soggy pastry if iga gave it to me

>>1024277
None of those IGAs have an in-store bakery. Sometimes I get the vibe they have microwaved the bread.

>>1024279
The coles ones are soggy 3/4 of the time

There is a good bakery near me but it is very expensive and quite far to walk.

A nerd tolt me that there is a special build of qwen 3.8 27B for 3090's that runs faster because they did some nerd shit.
Going to whip clanker to install it now.

>>1024282
Shirley you should consult Nuro first

>>1024255
I don't want to go near any NEET's crysty loaf.

>>1024279
I hope they used paper towel.

>>1024282
no, you would only use it for sexual

Cruisey called me a "chortler's chortler". He said it was a compliment.

>>1024289
Had you been chortling?

I just realised you can use Afterpay at Scorptec. Might be able to get a GPU if I pay in 4????

>>1024281
Find me a bakery that sells plain mince pies for less than six(6) bucks and I'll give you a reacharound whilst I'm eating it.

>>1024291
NEET I think you might be developing an addiction.

>>1024291
if you cannot afford it in one go you do not get it

>>1024292
I get baked provisions pies, you get 2 for $7 or so but I think they are wa only.

>>1024295
This. I've got a debt collection agency still chasing me for ~$400 in unpaid Afterpay payments.

>>1024297
Fuck Credit Corp with a star picket.

>>1024291
buy one on overclockers.com.au

they sell 3090s on there for like 900$
on ebay those go for 1600$

>>1024290
Always. Its a lifestyle.

>>1024299
can some random forum nerd be trusted though?

>>1024294
if you cannot afford it in one go you do not get it

>>1024297
Do you chortle at them when they call?

>>1024300
I sometimes chortle a little when the other NEETs aren't looking

>>1024301
Yes of course. They gatekeep entry to the trade forum.
Signing up is free but you have to wait 3 months to use trade forum.
Everything I've bought off there gets posted next day and arrives in advertised condition.
I just bought ram off there and it arrived from SA in like 3 days.

>>1024301
I already told him to consult nuro

>>1024306
that's alright then
was worried jeets might be stealing people's money on the regular

When the nerd was trying to fix my old hard drive he ordered a matching one from russia to swap a part and it took 8 weeks and was fucked on arrival.

The Council got back to me via email about that parking ticket. It was withdrawn and they even apologised.

A rare win for this NEET.

>>1024310
That's good news.

Need to get a job. having no money is literally cucked

>>1024311
It was. It had been weighing on my mind. I am prone to catastrophisation and kept thinking they were going to fuck me.

>>1024310
Well done neet.

might have a masturbat and then get on those beers

Actually, what happened to numo? Did he get kicked out of the dunny torlet?

>>1024316
he assploded

>>1024316
acktuaaully numbo licherly sayed he taked 2 many lobsta peels and slipped on an eeb

>>1024310
If it was nuro he would've issued a fine to the council.

>>1024310
Nice one

>>1024319
kek

What if I just spend big on afterpay and then never pay it back?
The problem with my commbank slapper is they can probably just move money from my regular every day account onto it, and my existing debt limits me from getting other formal slappers
I'm never getting a mortgage so my credit rating doesnt really matter. What are they gonna do, have the sheriff wheel clamp my car?

>>1024324
They will send hired goons to break your legs

Possum and I worked as hired goons for a while in the 90s.

>>1024325
he should be able to get dsp after that.

>>1024327
Fair point this could be win/win

>>1024324
>I'm never getting a mortgage so my credit rating doesnt really matter.
Are you sure about that NEET? Your future may be different to how you imagine it now. Keep your options open.

>>1024329
He might meet a wonderful realdoll one day and decide to settle down

What if one day we all get our act together and pool our money and are all set to do the Commune but then we can't because NEETs credit rating is fucked because he bought a gnu.

>>1024330
Imagine the state that mannequin must be in by now.

>>1024332
the rabbit hole would fit 3 wombats walking abreast

i was going to upload a gif of a guy throwing a possum down stairs but it got corrupted and shit itself now i cant find it

found it

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bwIYt5ZsSpM

>>1024334
He outwitted you again

Just sat down at the library and the person next to me got up and left within 3 minutes. Such a thing does wonders for ones sel-esteem.

>>1024337
Spit on their back as they leave in future.

>>1024312
I can relate

>>1024338
Yeah nothing like ending the day with an assault charge...

>>1024336
He is very cunning.

>>1024340
You don't have the chutzpah required to join me n Cruisey's gang of outlaws.

>>1024342
I have one of these

I'm into the samboy atomic tomato.

>>1024344
They used to be really good

>>1024345
Many such cases.

>>1024344
46 and have still never tried that flavour.

>>1024347
They were really strong 20 years ago
I would start sweating then feel sick when I devoured them
But it was worth it

>>1024348
Hit with the rhythm stick.

>>1024348
Might try a bag this weekend, Motherbat-permitting.

>>1024343
Sighed audibly.

You know it's good feed when you keep eating when you feel sick

>>1024352
it's like when you drink 38 imperial pints of Guinness on St Patrick's day and have a little puke and then you're ready to have another 20.

>>1024354
I could go 38 pints of guiness about now

>>1024355
That was the figure I supposedly drank one St Paddy's day circa 2005, according to a girl who was keeping score. I lost the power of speech at some point.

>>1024354
monk you fucking boong

It's weird that they put all that effort into stopping people from watching online porn but no effort to stopping people downloading it.

Remebering that chink mate I had in uni. He was short and fat and liked to drink a lot. Was ok even if he was a gook.

>>1024359
they have little to no understanding of how the internet works

>>1024360
A toast to gnomegook

>>1024362
>gnomegook
lol

>>1024362
that was a horror movie with toni collette wasn't it?

>>1024364
Toni collette isn't real she's a man in a mask

Endchan.org works much faster and doesn't fuck up every 8 seconds

>>1024362
kek

I got Qwen 3.8 27B ninfer running at like 60 tokens a second. It's almost as good as claude opus 5 but it's a little slower. It's about as smart.

#winning
#fuckjews

>>1024367
wet

>>1024370
My bussy is dry fam

>>1024367
Vile.

>>1024369
Good work NEET. I don't know what a token is but.

>>1024374
He's the black kid on south park

might have pidser for dindins

Might ask Cruisey how his day was and then politely enquire as to the doings of Glenn.

>>1024380
try and work Cow and the girl that shits in the car into the conversation was well please

Gonna OD on pills and booze tonight

>>1024382
>OD
optimally digest?

>>1024382
Orally devour?

>>1024385
*drank

>>1024381
>the girl that shits in the car
Does she do outcalls? How much?

>>1024387
Incar brown shower 200 dollah

>>1024388
I don't think she's smart enough to charge. I vaguely remember Cruisey saying she referred to her proctologist as her neurosurgeon or something.

>>1024389
Bitches got her head up her arse

>>1024388
Vehicular paddington. $50

>>1024389
My dad ran a mong place in the 80s and he said it was really hard to stop them fucking

>>1024391
Please don't sully the BMX scene with that name.