Hey NEETs, hope you're all well
Did the retards fuck again the other night?
*gonna need you to imagine I also posted a pepe eating popcorn it won't let me

>>1022982
The show will never cease. One day bot will switch on Sunrise and I'll hear the news that it is over.

>>1022982
Hello NEET. I am well. I hope you are well also.

>>1022988
banjer teacher was on sunrise on friday morning
she got fat lol

>>1022988
Still a better romance story than twilight
>>1022989
Thanks NEET I'm doing ok.

>>1022990
lol

>>1022992
>romance story than twilight
Like that Helen woman

>>1022972
>>1022976
yes it told me to use yt-dlp and you have to use a specific command after that to get it to dl from the earliest point as opposed to from live. it was a bit of an iq test, i am very proud of myself. i understand monk a bit more and all the jargon he posts now

>>1022996
Ran away with the green bin

>>1022999
kek

A bloke I know who is a full on pisshead had a seizure and passed out at work the other day.
Broke his nose and fractured his arm and his works let him go.
Doctors have said his livers fucked.
He's only 36 the poor bastard.

>>1023001
Poor fella. Is he going to dry to quit drinking?

>>1023001
>and his works let him go
on what grounds?

>>1023002
They said he has to but he hasn't stopped yet.
>>1023003
Insurance and I think his boss is worried because he let him drink on the job for years, he was a baker.

might go to bed

Can you get seizures from too much junk food and kfc?

>>1023001
i've posted this before but you ave to really go hard to cook your liver. if you drink to that point you surely know what is happening and it's basically a suicide. i wish this lad well thoughever.

>>1023001
kek. I got smashed the other night, blacked out and woke up with a broken toe.

gave you VIM. It means you will always have no-captcha and allowed images so long as your IP doesn't change, then it will take one post to auto re-register you.

>>1023006
We need MonkAI to answer this.

The night is only getting started.

Might make my Qwen 3.8 a bot that answers questions on the thread.

>>1023010
I hope it is a high earning night.

Am I real?

Is asthma real?

>>1023007
I really hope he does sober up, he's an all day drinker and ex meth head.
He may have been given worse news than he's saying tbh, he was pretty scattered when I talked to him.
>>1023008
NEET wounds, cheers I'll try a pic

>>1023010
People leave half touched drinks all the time

Neets, how long does it take for one standard to wear off on you? For me it doesn't seem like very long before any buzz or feeling of pleasure vanishes, just left feeling a bit tired.

>>1023017
Do some slow backhand wrist hyperextensions.

Wonder if Webby gives his rifle a female name.

>>1023021
Yes, he calls it sweetie

>>1023021
Countries, ships, guitars, and firearms are all female.

>>1023022
This is my Sweetie, this is my gun
This is for walkies, this is for fun

I wonder if I could make a service for Australians to help them making backup copies of games.
I can freely backup any games for gamers all around the world to make sure their backup copies don't get lost, so perhaps I can put a backup copy of a game to a server with access to Australians in a way that their government don't mistake it generating backup copies (to safekeep games) with piracy and don't penalize them for it.
Perhaps with a registration system, or further encryption beyond https, like vpn to the server where the backup copy is stored.
I dunno. Just thinking.

This cover band is pretty fuggin good. The singer is nothing special but the guitars sound great.

>>1023023
Is Transylvania really female though?

>>1023023
You forgot to list Hungarian imageboard posters.

>>1023026
What are they covering?

>>1023027
Transylvania is not a country.
And it is trans not gender but woods.

>>1023025
It is a nice thought

>>1023029
Silverchair, Pearl Jam and now System of a Down. But the singer just aint got the goods.

need to get the washing off the line, it'll be dark soon and the possums will come out and climb all over the washing with their dirty paws

He can"t hit the high notes

>>1023032
He goes straight for the undies.

I think he's onto something.

This singer's lameness is upsetting me. RATM to Limp singer Bizkit.

>>1023032
>>1023034
You just can't get that garlic scent out after

None of this music is appropriate for the young families/kids in the audience. I'm old.

worried about this script i'm running. i don't know i have the space to have this thing download 5 days worth of youtube livestream. what will happen if it runs out of space while i'm sleeping?😕

>>1023039
You will be CURSED FOREVOR

Good grammar is the difference between helping your uncle ,Jack , off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

>>1023041
What does grampar have to say in this matter?

>>1023035
who is this one?

>>1023041
>helping your uncle jack off a horse.
He said the horse needed it done for its health.

>>1023043
That one is Josh. I imagine that is what Cruisey looked like when he was younger.

>>1023042
He taught uncle jack his vile habits in the first place

I fucking love you Weber. And I will motivate you, even if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

>>1023040
colour me spooked, backing everything up in lieu of my pc hard bricking

>>1023047
Is Weber motivated by short dicked Congolian cannibals?

>>1023049
We don't know. Researchers are looking into it.

The homeless guy got washed away too which is awful but also good.
I'll take a photo of the remains of his camp.
It was a really good setup too apart from being in a place that's underwater 3 months of the year.

Cruisey is this revolutionary shower head dangerous?

All young males should be drafted.

>>1023052
>I'll take a photo of the remains of his camp.
I look forward to it.

>>1023053
I don't understand this one. I get the feeling he is making some kind of joke but I don't get it.

>>1023054
Swan drafted?

>>1023056
I think it might be for washing the penis.

>>1023056
I believes he's talking about washing the NEET stick

>>1023053
It would be good to wash your NEET stick with.

NEETMIND!

>>1023054
If that fails they could've went to the Camp Tiff set-up before his accident.

Tried these loaded cheesecake cookies from woolworths. Mediocre, save your neet bux for real cheesecake.

>>1023058
>>1023059
Oh I see now.

>washing the penis
I didn't know people did that.

>>1023063
Thanks for the review NEET. Sounds like you took one for the team with that one.

>>1023064
Grils like it if you chisel the outer crust off first
Or do I've heard

>>1023065
This is a good one.

I would not wash my penis in a common commie shower.

I want a fancy facist shower.
Golden eagles everywhere.
Thick red fluffy towels.
Small blacl ladies to scrub my scrotum.

>>1023069
Great way to wash the floor tbh

>>1023069
met a guy from "czechia" the other day. apparently it's not czech republic or Czechoslovakia it's that. i was schooled up on euro politics. they are good at ice hockey apparently, whatever you call them

>>1023065
How did you get into this situation?

>>1023073
You could've asked him about the Czech Hunter.

>>1023071
That is what they took from us.

>>1023075
kek

Shibs should regale the neets with horror stories of life under a socialist state, we need to put a stop to all this zoomer talk about 'democratic socialism'

>>1023077
9/10 on IMDb

I used to know a joke about a pair of crocodiles eating tourists and I can't remember it but the punchline was the Czech is in the male.

>>1023078
I would imagine all of Shibs horror stories would be about life in the post socialist state.

>>1023080
kek

>>1023081
Hungry in Hungary,
The Shibs Story

>>1023080
lol

Moofie time!!!?

>>1023085
No HP, sorry.

Surely we'll be streaming the new, better, diverse hp with nigger snape?

>>1023035
>i need a shit, lets get in the shower
More normal than he knows

>>1023036
Tell them to do down with the sickness

>>1023088
It's water efficient too.

Might become a hoarder

>>1023091
I'm looking for a new hoar

Waiting for the fireworks

>>1023093
Tell us more about your plans

>>1023063
Thank you.

I've been rewatching Twin Peaks and I realised Doppelcooper is the personification of evil autism.

>>1023096
>I've been rewatching Twin Peaks
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MvCp0XtXYXw [Embed] based

>>1023098
So where to now?

>>1023099
I got a room at the pub for a few nights. Beats sleeping at a bus stop shelter.

>>1023097
The possums are not what they seem.

>>1023102
kek

So Cruisey is missing, Weber has to do job club, iga is homeless and the NEETs found Atlantis.
All caught up.
Going to get chunky and whusky.

>>1023104
Good catchup.

>>1023104
>Cruisey is missing
I can only imagine he's thinking of us. He's going to provide an update on Glenn soon.

>>1023104
>Atlantis.
*KFC

my script (i'm le hax0r now because i used le command line) has downloaded 6gb of this vaporwave stream so far. i'm reluctant to leave it running all night but i have to to make sure i get the song i want. spooked, can't remember how much storage i have but it's probably not enough

good evening bros

>>1023104
>Atlantis
We need a neet book club, to give the lads something to do besides drink

>>1023109
hi

>>1023109
GEN

>>1023109
Hello NEET.

>>1023104
is this fifo?

>>1023114
>>1023109
this was me

>>1023115
FIFO? How have you been?

Good night. xx

>>1023117
Good night Pidge. xx
Poor Kevin.

>>1023114
No I'm me

Fucking chink bitch didn't put the lid on my food properly.
Satay sauce all through my bag.
Woe.

>>1023109
Hey NEET

>>1023120
I am sorry to hear that NEET. Take it back and tell her what has happened. Ask for compensation.

>>1023116
I was on wegovy all last year so i shrunk from 111kg to 78kg, health improved massively and I drank less.
started dating this asian chick end of last year, was able to have regular sex with a non prostitute for the first time in my 32 years on earth. I was really hoping it would work out but she told me didn't see a future with me around march. First ever kind of heart break I have experienced. Dropped my bundle, started drinking nightly again and just eating whatever junk I wanted. I ballooned out to 96 kg in record time. I have stabilised now and have a month on the wagon am almost back under 90kg. I'm still chainsmoking unfortunately. Still holding down a herding job, unsure what else I could try next work wise.

>>1023120
Brown and yellow hands are doing to this country what they did to your bag.

>>1023124
Didn't you stop posting here?

>>1023123
Sounds like you have been through a lot NEET.
We are here for you if you need support.
You have done some good things. Don't let some setbacks stop you from continuing to make progress.
We learn from our mistakes.

>>1023123
Hey Fifo that's a wild ride.
Good on you for getting things back under control that cant've been easy.

>>1023123
Do you recommend wegovy to the other executive NEETs? What was it like?

>>1023117
Night fella.

>>1023128
Yes.Effortless weight loss pretty much. You just aren't any where near as hungry. You almost forget about food as a reward and can actually stop when you feel full. I smoked and drank so much less on it too.
All my bloodwork and health markers improved massively. It is worth it.
The first few days after going up a dose I sometimes got the squirts a little but other than it was fine.

wish I was only 111kg

>>1023130
Thank you for that information.

>>1023131
Same. My first thought was "He wasn't even fat!" lol.

>>1023123
>wegovy
did it cost much?

The chunky was still good (satay chicken,chicken and veg,rice and 2 spring rolls).
Having a whisky and watching the arm wrestling scene.

Has the endchan favicon changed recently?

>>1023134
200-300 a month

>>1023135
>2 spring rolls
I could have done with a few springies.

>>1023137
Are you back on it now?

>>1023137
webby could cut bill's wages and invest in his own weight loss

>>1023140
I have tried to get him on it but he is scared of possible side-effects.

>>1023140
He should get wegovy for Bill

>>1023139
Nah I'm just counting calories again now. Not being drunk every night makes it a lot easier to stick to a deficit. When I was blowing out I was planning to just get back on if I hit 100kg again.

>>1023143
You are doing well.

>>1023144
thankyou
how are things going for you?

>>1023143
I find it very difficult to sleep unless I've eaten a reasonable amount, which stops me from having much of a calorie deficit.

>>1023145
I am struggling a bit but it could be worse.
You have to try not to think about the bad things and to take pleasure in what you can.

>>1023146
Have you tried filling up on low calorie feed?

>>1023148
I don't think it's just a matter of feeling full, I sleep better when I've eaten some meat. I've had problems with insomnia for many years.

>>1023146
do you think could fast until later in the day so you could have your largest meal before bed?

>>1023150
Yeah I have done that in the past, the problem is these days I often wake up too early and need to have breakfast and fall asleep again. Food and metabolism and insomnia, all jumbled together

>>1023123
That's a lot of things

The price of beer and premixed cans has doubled in the last 10 years but the price of good whisky hasn't changed.

>>1023153
We thank God for these small mercies.

>>1023154
True, I probably shouldn't say it out loud.

Wiped out for the whole day, spews. Not good, sore throat

>>1023123
Your doing fine.
Here people get married then they turn fat, drunk and chainsmoker.

I think Cruisey may be trapped in the Black Lodge

>>1023159
Lodged in the black trap.

>>1023160
Blacked in the trap lodge

>>1023161
kek

>>1023161
Kek

Fuck me
35 years later and I only just realised one of my mates from school completely stole his look from a twin peaks character

Wasn't there some thing about twin peaks?

>>1023165
Yeah that guy did that thing and then that other thing happened and it all got like woah dude

At the end of the first scene of Twin Peaks there is two (2) ducks.
At the start of the second scene is a statue of 2 (two) ducks.

No Twin Peaks spoilers please. I still mean to watch it one day.

Good night NEETs.
Heavy rains expected in the morning. Take care out there please.

>>1023168
Sorry I will shut up.
It is very good.

>>1023169
Good night NEET, may flights of hot boong chicks with wings carry you to your dreams.

Might become a nigger rapper like Sean Kingston or Afroman.

shit in my mouth weber

>>1023175
Please, I am gaped, raped, and desperate.

Weber refused to trade pokemon with me once.

weber used to be known as cyberleek

>>1023173
You should make Hungarian Western Gangster Rap.

having an oj

>>1023184
Freshly squeezed?

>>1023185
no
having a mondster now

>>1023169
Sleep tight NEET.

>>1023110
I second this

>>1023188
www.toughguybookclub.com/gawler_sa

>>1023189
There used to be a pretty good show on ABC that reviewed books.

There used to be a lot of good shows on ABC.

need more sleep

need more seep

too hungover to live

too hungover to jive

>>1023182
>>1023183
I have played the games for the freeroam. Campaign has always been such a small percentage of overall game play, but it is disappointing.

>>1023192
>>1023193
>>1023194
>>1023195
I can relate

toilet bowl looked like a crime scene except poo juice instead of blood

>>1023200
Do you know what caused it?

>>1023201
His arse

>>1023201
probably only drinking wine and not eating saturday and sunday

motherrbat 79 today

>>1023204
Cant trust them. Your apricot danish is missing.

>>1023206
Give her a shoulder squeeze and a peck on the cheek from me please.

>>1023207
the one on the right is eye rolling like I know he does when he reads my posts

havig a miilo

>>1023211
>Taking her out anywhere special?
yes but she wont say where she wants to eat

Hope she likes Dolans.

>>1023204
Nice

>>1023204
Lovely.
Those nice red pots and the possums would be pinched within days in my bad home area.
It is nice to see there are some parts of the country still civilised.

>>1023206
Happy birthday to the bat.

I reckon they would take the whole mailbox pillar here. Just wheel it off on a hand trolley.

>>1023217
>a hand trolley
Or more likely just push it into a shopping trolley.

>>1023217
>hand
shopping*

>>1023218
>>1023219
goddamn hivemind

>>1023221
stop stealing my thoughts!!

>>1023213
Get her the ice cream cake.

>>1023206
Did she get the all clear from the colonoscopy?

>>1023224
they removed some polyps
waiting on histology

>>1023225
I hope everything turns out well. Polyps are normal at her age.

Wombo DOESN’T work for asio
Ha ha ha

Motherbats last birthday was like 3 months ago it felt like
Wtf

>>1023228
that was mother's day, dumb dumb

gm again neets

>>1023230
Good morning.

Blasted.
Taking two zinc a day and only fapping every second day is so satisfying. Legitimately one handful of cum.
Yogurt cannon is back in action.

>>1023232
what IU of zinc?

what did webby get his mum?

>>1023232
Recycle tge zinc

>>1023233
I think i take 50mg a day. The recommended is like 40 max but the tablets come in 25mg

>>1023235
Shut up chris chan

>>1023232
Whose hand are you cumming in?

>>1023237
Fuck that reminds me
If you ever find yourself trying to explain chris chan to a psychologist just don't do it, get up and run away instead.

we should all take zinc next week and have a sperms shooting competitin

I don't like to poo poo on a NEET's hobbies, but taking high doses of unnecessary supplements just to "blast" more when you wank seems a bit silly.

>>1023206
Happy Birthday Bat!

speaking of shooting, cops arrested a bikie down here yesterday for violating his firearms prohibition order because he used one of those duck shooting carnival guns at a festival
refused bail

>>1023244
Good, now those ducks can live in peace.

>>1023249
Even Cruisey?

I am in favour of imprisoning Cruisey but I think execution might be going a bit far.

>>1023253
Shocking!

>>1023256
Damn skellies always escape that way

Going for a walk.

The failed homeless camp
He had his fire right under a bunch of dead trees too, would have burnt himself out soon enough

The woman at Woolies came out from behind the counter and hugged Motherbat.
Had to go to the bank twice. First time (before branch opening) the deposit ATM was out of order. Second time machine was supposedly fixed but the ate my money, so I had to go to the counter. Everybody was looking when I was shouting fuck and heck at the machine. Stupid gringots jew behind the counter who was about 90 didn't care about their failure.

>>1023265
To be fair it got flooded out and I think it's been looted since.
He had it all neat and hidden away a month ago.

There's a boong camp about 2km further down that's basically a small garbage tip they sit in, full feral.

Worried that fifo only weighed 111kg and had a heart attack. Real fatties like me are on borrowed time. I need to lose weight.

>>1023268
I'm a skelly and I've had 2.
Enjoy your feed NEET you're fucked either way.

When I become homeless I think I'm gonna go live in an electrical substation.

>>1023270
You could live in the sewers with that pommy NEET that was scared of nuclear war.

>>1023270
Smart, free electricity.

It's lunchtime, but I'm too lazy to cook. What would fifo do at a time like this?

>>1023273
he'd get a boig and chips ad a heiniken at the wanker pub

>>1023273
He would eat some fruit.

>>1023267
true freedom

>>1023273
Scam a free lunch from the chinese place

>>1023263
He did well to get sponsorship like that.

>>1023278
Kek ,He might have had an upside down blonde fetish

I watched No Time to Die (2021).
And that concludes the Bond saga for now.
I have to say the Daniel Craig era started off stronger than it ended.
Dame Judy was better as M than Ralph Fiennes.
I don't like how they added the hostile negress girl boss to this one. She was just a cunt for no reason.
I feel it was an error to have Bond simp for women the way the Daniel Craig one did. Obviously the producers felt a modern Bond couldn't be the sort of man Sean Connery had been, but they were wrong to change him like that.
The only good Bond romance in the films was the one George Lazenby had.

I hurt my back bending down to pick up a towel.
I can barely move. Shuffling along trying to walk without lifting my feet.
What a life.

In horrible pain. I'm going to have to lie down.

>>1023280
You are a harsh critic but your words carry weight. Now watch the simpsons from the beginning

>>1023282
>>1023281
That sucks, hope you feel better soon NEET
Sometimes a hot shower can help

>>1023270
Sleep tight NEET.

>>1023281
I can feel that pain. Ouch.

A wise bat has said more than once
>she would be good for you

I was going to go to spud shed but I've left it too late now and it will be full of smelly people
Might go tomorrow morning

>>1023264
I have never trusted those deposit ATMs.

I made an ATM deposit last week

Cooking a batch of low fat breakfast burritos for lunch, would you neets like any?

>>1023289
Morning is best for shopping. The only downside can be if the bakery has not got all the fresh things made and out yet.

Stepped out of old mates car to be polite for a fart and blasted my jocks and had to scurry to the toilet :/
But he didn’t notice

>>1023293
Hold on NEET, we are getting the ransom together. Cruisey is holding out.

>>1023292
>low fat
No thanks NEET.

>>1023289
2kg potatoes thanks.

>>1023290
All they do is take your money.

Got about 25$ to last until tuesday then i get another 30$

>>1023292
> low fat
no

Cruisey i need a mong herder to stop me from buying alcohol

>>1023296
I'll donate 20 cents.

>>1023299
Well bantered.

>>1023300
>tuesday
That's tomorrow.

>>1023302
It would be against your autonomy and human rights for a herder to stop you from doing something.
They could help you open the bottle if you were struggling.

>>1023301
>>1023297
Neets this is why we keep having heart attacks. At the neet compound it will be wegovy and low fat mince for everyone.

>>1023308
> and low fat
kill me now

Can't play the video but GregO looks like he was smashed on the plane

Are there any healthy types of corn chips available in the shops?

10 standoes yesterday
I feel fine today, but I feel silly for having had that many. I should've stopped at 6 and had the other six today.

Mowed the lawn
Feel knackered now

>>1023312
I did 3/4 of a bottle last night after telling myself I'd have 2 drinks

>>1023314
Spirits?

>>1023315
Yeah, Bleh.

>>1023311
grreeon ones

300g crumbed porterhouse for lonch with roast tatties

>>1023306
Do NEETs get human rights?

Took a shit. Three flushes. It could've done with a fourth but I will piss it clean later.

I have to say it is good not having to do a captcha
Well done whoever sorted that out

fix captcha please

I asked Cruisey about my human rights once and he said I didn't have to worry my pretty little head about such matters

Might shit my guts out again.

>>1023325
Run NEET run!!!

need my afternoon nap

>>1023323
the half breed bug cunt lon hourichi who murdered the weavers also fired the first shots at waco

>>1023328
I've not long been up lol.

>>1023268
I was 138kg when I got struck down neet.

>>1023331
300lbs, a proper big lad

QUADS AN NUNNADA NEETS GONNA AVE AN ART ATTACKS IS WEEK
ANNA NEET WOTS KIGNAPPED WUNT GET RAPED

now that the danger zone of 138kg has been established I might binge eat until i'm up to 136 or 137. Just so long as I stay under the limit. All the cheesecake and kfc I can eat.

>>1023334
You will be doomed if you have a half asleep 3am feed

>>1023329
I can almost understand this sentence
The words in it anyway

>>1023313
You need a nanny nap.

>>1023306
How kind.

>>1023320
Big Poo NEET

>>1023321
>>1023322
mmmmmmm

>>1023325
There's no way out.

>>1023333
Thanks Wizzy.

>>1023339
I was just thinking I might do that

Neighbours just got a parcel and I swear the driver yelled out YABBLEWOBBLEBIBBLEBUBBLE
It honestly didn't even sound like speech

packet of wagon wheels down the hatch

>>1023311
Corn is only good for fattening livestock

>>1023335
ffs pauline, you had one job

>>1023346
Heh

Had two toasted sandwiches. Cheddar cheese, cream cheese and salami with butter on both sides of the bread.

>>1023352
You're just mogging the lactose intolerant

I thought I'd have had the house to myself, but mummybot is inexplicably home today. Woe.

I saw down at my desk, absolutely fucking exhausted, only to realise I left my coffee on the kitchen bench. FFS. Why can't this happen to a more deserving neet like Cruisey?

We used to have mummybot swapping parties back in the good old days

>>1023356
Sat down. Christ. The drinking is ruining my brain.

>>1023356
It's his fault really when you think about it

might become a famous wog pasta bbq chef

Might swear eternal and bloody vendetta against Cruisey for his vile betrayl in not liking two songs I thought he should like
Vengeance will be mine

>>1023361
he has always been a music snob

>>1023362
He shall rue his snobbery

>>1023363
We shall rub his snotty little nose in it.

All utensils are dirty
Eating like an indian
But hands are clean

>>1023365
You have hit rock bottom.

>>1023365
That happened in Black Books so he ate scrambled eggs out of his shoe with a comb

Did another shit. It had an unusually foul smell.

>>1023367
>Black Books
I think Books of Colour is the appropriate way to say it now NEET.

>>1023369
sensiblechoggles.jpg

My back is too sore for me to put socks on and my feet are cold.

>>1023372
That sounds like something Cruisey should have sorted out for you

>>1023373
i thought he was criminal scum who was due to have his balls electrocuted?

My arse is disgusting.

>>1023375
not just your arse

>>1023373
He would probably charge about $200