SA BEST A

Cruisey I am thinking of you and wish you all the best with this situation you are in.
Stay strong you can get through it.

>>1021876
Night fella.

>>1021868
Night to you too.

>>1021900
>>1021899
>>1021898
gn pidge

I butterflied a free range chicken and have left it uncovered in the fridge on a rack to dry brine.

>>1021902
how will you season it?

>>1021903
I will make gravy from the pan juices.

woke up, more nightmares

going to fix my life up tomorrow

hungry for chicken and gravy now, although if i had some I would just binge

Should've just ignored the nightmares and gone back to sleep.

Haven't changed the way i dress in 15 years. Starting to look like one of those fiends who walks around in hoodies and vans in his 40s

>>1021911
can i have my jumper cables back? they weren't even the copper ones

>>1021906
Sounds do-able.

It's falling out of me.

gm neets, surprisingly good sleep, maybe all that cleaning accomplished something

Digestive system rejected acidic pasda. Foul gas. Woke up at 5am, had to move to another room. May have to sleep with a gas mask.

>>1021917
GMN. You did do well.

>>1021918
Wear a doomsday suit to be safe.

harrumph

STILL no Cruisey update.

>>1021920
i worry that i smell this terrible but i don't know it but everyone else does

>>1021922
he's probably in jail by now

>>1021924
we need to break him out

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DBdYGCBdqhk [Embed]
critical drinker is critical of lanterns

>>1021926
he is rarely complimentary of anything

>>1021927
is there much to be complimentary of these days?

>>1021925
Again!?

>>1021928
I yearn for a MonkAI future, especially after the recent investment in it. Greatness is around the corner!

gonna have some coffee then once full of coffee i'm going to make some plans

Horrible weather

need to go to officeworks, big w, harris scarfe, and yd.

I think I will be adding terry davis to my dungeons and downies doom mod

>>1021933
YD?

>>1021935
yes

garn bakery to get some banana and walnut bread for morning tea, would you neets like anything? My treat

christian bale is based

>>1021937
Glass of water please.

Good morning NEETs.

>>1021938
>hollyjew jew creates private out of the way place to take "missing kids"
yep totally based

>>1021933
returned
having a mondster
when I was in woolies there was a guy exiting the self serve section with a backpack on screaming "leave me the fuck alone" at the employee

>>1021942
Poor BusNEET.

>>1021942
It is unfair to make the employees act as security guards.
If they want to catch people stealing they should monitor the cameras in the store and notify trained security guards or the police if they see a theft.

>>1021942
>returned
What did you buy?

>>1021944
not only that, woolies will throw them under the bus if there was legal action as a result of a false accusation, or if they physically stand up for themselves when being assaulted

>>1021945
I collected a white pocket square from yd., two Bonds singlets from Harris Scarfe, and two cans of mondster from Woolies. I looked at the autism shoes at Big W, and printed a copy of my resume at Office Works.

>>1021947
>and printed a copy of my resume at Office Works
You will be able to use the printer at APM from now on.

>>1021948
I do not trust them with my PII or USB data.

>>1021949
>PII or USB data
I don't know what that is and I'm confident they won't either.

>>1021950
PII = Personally Identifiable Information
USB data = the files (eg a resume) on my thumb drive

I thought someone was using a whipper snipper outside, it turns out it is a remote control car.

>>1021940
morn

Weber I will give you some info on how these job network places work.
The most important thing to understand is that they will play no role in getting you a job.
They will not find a job for you. You are going to have to do that yourself.
They are just there as a support role, to help you get your resume into shape and maybe to help pay for anything you need to get you in a better position to find yourself a job.

I just thought I would say that to you in case you go in thinking that this guy you are going to deal with there is going to be finding a job for you. He won't. He won't even try.
That is just how it all works.
Good luck with your appointment today.

>>1021941
he's welsh not jewish

>>1021955
Thank you, but I already knew that.
They will also make the resume worse. I have experienced it once before with Mission Australia.
They also wont pay $3k+ for additional cyber certifications.

Also, as I said yesterday: >>1021741
If I was to accept some role they offered, I'd be stuck there forever, never able to attend an interview during work hours for something better.

>>1021957
>They also wont pay $3k+
Probably not but ask how much they would be willing to pay. See if you can get them to buy you some shoes.

>>1021959
>See if you can get them to buy you some shoes.
I wonder whether they prefer Big W, Target, or Harris Scarfe for the $1000 Oxfords?

>>1021961
Do not just focus on the negative reviews. There are more positive ones than negative.

going to have kfc for depressed lonch

>>1021963
me too - have you tried the loaded fries?

>>1021964
no, just getting a zinger stacker combo large

bought some more, longer, 120cm shoelaces. These actually fit my sneakers, but they're bright white and my sneakers are brown and it looks absurd. I think god that I'm an autistic retard with no fashion sense or interest in how others perceive me. Hopefully they'll get dirty and dull soon enough

>>1021955
>job placement agencies play no role in getting you a job
Boy I'm sure glad our tax dollars are being well spent

>>1021966
that's a normal colour pairing, neet

>>1021967
look into rudd's wife and how she got mega rich with government contracts for employment services

>>1021965
I'm thinking a crispy pork roll from the gooks.

>>1021970
i have consumed the stacker combo

I had two bananas and now can't find them. they have disappeared. I know I didn't eat them.
The only thing I can think of is that maybe I accidentally threw them in the bin.

I am very bothered by those missing bananas.
I am tempted to look in the bin for them but the bins are out on the street.

>>1021974
I reckon Cruisey stole them.

>>1021974
I forgot to mention neet, a homeless guy came by before and went through the bin and took your bananas. I imagine he's going to resell them and use the money to buy dexies off the dark web

>>1021972
Maybe you had a visit from a certain marsupial during the night.

>>1021971
How were the chips?

>>1021979
Pretty good actually. Hot and crispy. They put the extra salt on like I axed.

>>1021980
>Hot and crispy
we should take some to cruisey when we visit him in prison

>>1021978
He's always watching.

>>1021984
He watches me every time I wank. It gets creepy when he makes long unbroken eye contact, but not so creepy that I close the curtains.

>>1021985
It's a territorial challenge. You have to maintain unblinking eye contact and aggressively masturbate until he knows he's the beta and scurries away

>>1021989
We still don't know what got snipped off of Glen.

I keep thinking about that parking fine I got.
I have not heard back from them after I posted my review request in.
I have a bad feeling they are going to fuck me over.
I am NOT paying someone else's parking fine just because their AI can't read a number plate correctly.
Keep picturing some Pajeet in charge of doing the review.

Back in the shitty. Need outta this Hell.

>>1021991
they'll just be slow
australia post takes 3 weeks each way for letters

>>1021989
He's a sexual deviant who gets off teasing us.

Might give Uber Eats a try tonight. The Colonel is calling.

>>1021994
you enjoy it, you little hussy

I went out and looked in the bin. The bananas weren't there.
There was just one empty banana peel. I ate the smallest of the three bananas I had. There were two more that I put on the table.
Where are they?

update on monkAI
Got advice from an anon. He said to do some nerd optimisations shit.
I made claude do it. Now my qwen 3 coder went from like 16 tokens a second to 170 a second and uses like half the amount of tokens it was using before.
Based and redpilled.

>>1021998
Someone is stealing your bananas.

>>1021999
Good work neet, not that I know what any of that means.

>>1022001
I whipped clanker nigger bot. now it works faster and harder for MASSA (Me)

>>1021998
Saw a guy walking down the street earlir carrying nothing but 2 bananas in each hand. Tried to take a pic but too many people in the way.

>>1022004
Have they given you an explanation for the delay?

>>1022006
Is there a reception desk?

come home /ausneets/
https://forevervirg.in/

might have a cheeky chocolate. Might even have a cheeky coke

>>1022006
I hope they at least acknowledged the traditional owners of this country

>>1022010
kek

Had a lunchtime nap, just 20 minutes, but feel much perkier now

>>1022012
You cheeks have a nice healthy glow to them.

>>1022012
Your tits look amazing!

Worried about Webby causing a scene in the job office.

>>1022016
He just needs to maintain eye contact with everyone while wanking.

>>1022007
nope
a waiting area with signs everywhere saying sit down and somebody will check in with you shortly
13:50 PM in the afternoon some dumb bitch came around with a post it note and took our names
a few minutes later some other dumb slut came and got me and apologised for being late. i asked what would happen if I rocked up for a job interview an hour late. no answer.
took some basic details
asked if i knew of datacomm
said i'd done numerous pentests for them as a subcontractor in the last role
some cunt called fez or something supposedly has an in with them so they might have something there next week
no details so probably helldesk work which i'll not do
home now
spent longer in bws than the other lot spent actually talking to me

McSloppa for afternoon tea

>>1022018
Sounds rough NEET.
Some say the system is designed to be bad in order to motivate its participants to get a job just to get away from having to deal with the system any more.
Last time I was on it it motivated me to apply for the DSP instead.

Feeling downright hyper after the nap and the chocolate. Might get up to some real nortiness.

>>1022021
What did you do with those bananas?

the name the girl uses at work is not the name she uses online
wannabe model and actress lol
bella wogarino at work
angelina wogarino online

>>1022019
Might go back to making fried spam and mayo sandwiches with my sourdough bread like i did during covid for afternoon tea/tiffin. it definitely made me more executive though.

>>1022023
Do not look them up. Put them out of your mind.

>>1022024
>fried spam and mayo sandwiches
they sound awful.

>>1022027
I want to share her photos and mobile number with you and especially LifelineNEET

>>1022023
I will generate some nudes for you if you want

>>1022026
I don't understand how that meme relates to the greentext.

>>1022030
Do not encourage him.

>>1022024
That sounds fucking delicious! I got a cheap chicken with cheese, hamburger and a hashbrown.

>>1022036
Kek

Whenever I call Lifeline I end up in hobspidal surrounded by cops, security gaurds and a nurse with a syringe full of sleepy juice. But the the sandwiches, bikkies and juices are nice!

>>1022039
polair are flying low over my house rn

i should not have googled the apm yenta so quickly
i am sorry asio

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/investigation-launched-into-bungle-that-saw-teen-lily-hooper-wrongly-declared-alive/news-story/4281ecb9ccc27b24995956123ea05113
lol numpties

need to get my fat arse up and outside for a walk

>>1022041
>i am sorry asio
we forgive you

fuck wrong window

>>1022045
shalom fellas
plz gib jerb

>>1022040
Don't be so paranoid. If the pigs wanted you they would've kicked your door down already.

is doing youtube a job?

>>1022039
> full of sleepy juice
Glass full please.

>>1022050
If you make money from it.

>>1022052
Cruisey will pay me to make mong content.

>>1022053
It will come naturally to you NEET.

>>1022054
a mong polymath

>>1022050
MonkAI could automate dozens of shadow accounts that print adsense money

>>1022056
it's a good time, as youtube recently changed things so that a 'view' counts from frame 1 of a video

but they probably also cut the fraction of a cent they pay for a view, as there's no such thing as a free lonch (or "The only free cheese is in the mousetrap" (Безоплатний сир буває тільки в мишеловці), as Coln. Kruksi might say)).

Might kick one of your arses tomorrow. Big time.

someone got hit with a retard raygun

keep worrying I've swallowed a tiny insect, should've stayed inside, it's safer

>>1022059
You need to get into shape first neet. You can't even touch your toes.

>>1022062
it's nothing personal
I need to get on the inside of the remand centre to get access to Cruisey

now workforce website says I don't need to report any jobs, nor can i bank any points
i wasn't instructed to do any tasks by wogolina
very confused
????

bet cenno don't pay me next period

>>1022065
if they dont just call the emergency homeless line and you'll get a payment in like 30 minutes
problem solvered

>>1022066
lol
I couldn't do that in good conscience

>>1022059
You might have to roll me over first.

>>1022067
This is why you are not a DSP king like me and possum

>>1022061
It's good protein.

>>1022069
You are the chosen ones.

>>1022066
How does this work? Is it just an advance on your regular payment?

>>1021982
I am going to miss him.

>>1021999
Well done Wizzy.

>>1022018
Ask about Fezz next time.

>>1022038
lol

>>1022050
Is it?

>>1022056
👆💯

>>1022064
I think that happened to me once.
It should change when they finish the onboarding.

Youi called

>>1022081
Cash settlement soon?

>>1022082
Mind your own business

>>1022083
rude cunt

>>1022084
👆💯

>>1022084
❤️

donginos value pixxa meal incoming

I wonder what BusNEET is up to today.

>>1022088
Your keyboard is broken

>>1022088
Good pixxa?

>>1022091
nah snosage and onion or some shit
deep pan
swapped bbq sorse for tomado

>>1022094
>bbq sorse for tomado
Risky for me. I hope it pays off for you.

>>1022093
neet what

>>1022095
cheap bbq sorse just overpowers everythink

>>1022093
Interesting spread. Keep us updated please.

>>1022097
Exactly. Essential ingredient.

>>1022093
Nice haul.

I finished watching that episode of The Lanterns.
It was not good.
Full of tired woke tropes. Portraying the white parts of America as somehow sinister and full of hidden evils.
Showing the young black man as the successor to the tired old white guy.
Evil stuff.

this pixxa is fucking grim
being half pissed doesn't even make it approachable

>>1022102
You knew better than getting Dominoes. But you did it again.

>>1022103
because $24 gets a pixxa, garlic bread, and a 1.25l pebsi delivered
$40 will only get you a pixxa from anywhere else delivered

I looked everywhere for those bananas.
I can't understand what has happened.

>>1022105
you sleep ate/inserted them, NEET

>>1022102

BBQ sauce could've made it!

>>1022106
>inserted them
Hot!

>>1022104
You should have walked down to Little Joeys.

>>1022107
it probably would have tbh
i should have trusted their cheap arse pixxa science man

>>1022072
It's not bonus money. It's to get on cenno fast.

I am considering that rats took them but would they leave no trace at all?

>>1022109
and gotten rolled for my pixxa by a possum or boong

>>1022112
marsupials would have chewed through the skin and eaten the insides out

>>1022112
Do a few pats around your backside, do not discount this theory yet.

>>1022113
You would have enjoyed a bit of a street rumble.

>>1022114
rats aren't marsupials, you dumb dumb

>>1022116
i stared down two muslim women and some black nigger with his puffer jacket hood up in apm

was going to take photos but that would have gotten me stabbed by somebody, and probably not the jigaboo

now that i think about it, it makes sense a fit girl would use a fake name if she worked there

>>1022118
>i stared down two muslim women
Were they spoiling for a fight?

>>1022121
just sitting opposite me
eye contact was unavoidable
one then took her muslim hat/super hero cape off and re-tied it

one nigger woman also came in and deliberately avoided sitting anywhere near the nigger with the hood on after she clocked him
so they even hate other niggers

>>1022123
although he was gloss black and she was matte black
probably different ooga booga counties or somethink

>>1022124
Did you give anyone a cheeky wink today?

The spatchcocked bird is in the oven. 250c

>>1022125
nah
couple of sheilas were myrin when i was sitting on the bench in oxenham mall before my appointment though

>>1022126
>250c
aggressive

>>1022128
You wanna go?
Rearrange that headscarf and then let's fuckin' go.

>>1022129
burn ur chook idgaf

>>1022127
They were impressed!

>>1022131
they do say a suit is to a man as lingerie is to a woman

Webby giving all the bad home slags wide-ons, clint stiffies, and moisties in the Centre.

please undastand saar india supapowa 2027

>>1022134
snort

>>1022133
kek

>>1022101
The drinker tried to warn us

>>1022137
His videos are repetitive, but he's usually right.

>>1022137
he has pissed off so much of hollywood that he can't do advanced reviews anywmore... shit's already torrented by his video drops

>>1022138
shiiiit.... i smell shite... that's all i've got... go away now

>>1022133
I wish Cruisey wasn't in the remand centre so he could explain this post.

>>1022134
Is this AI?

>>1022142
indian lack of self-awareness being what it is, we will never be 100% certain

Cruisey I just saw this notification
>Japan's Defense Ministry says North Korea has launched at least one projectile that appears to be a ballistic missile

>>1022144
the absolute state or journalism
a projectile and a missile are completely different entities

>>1022138
If you just constantly claim that all movies in the 2020s are shite you'll usually always be right basically

>>1022146
citizen vigilante and the order were based but he didn't touch either of them, did he

Wish I had some ice cream for dessert, but I'd just binge eat the whole tub.

>>1022148
Go out treat yourself NEET, you only live once!

>>1021990
I have a good feeling we'll get an update soon.

>>1022129
Calm down dude

Last bus of the day. Can't even recall how many of them or trains today. I'm so sick of them all.

>>1022152
How long until you rock up to HRG with your swag and are begging for a spot on the dunny floor?

>>1022153
Nuro should install bunk beds tbqh

need to update my resume for wogolina
not sure whether to do it tonight or tomorrow morning

>>1022093
those chinese wings from woolies are so good. My local rarely cooks them.

$60 of food and still have that no food problem.

>>1022155
Wait till tomorrow.

I'm wondering if webbys on the dole because of a downturn in cybersec or hes dropped his bundle.

>>1022158
i left them a google review
will do the resume tomorrow

>>1022159
the latter
haven't applied for a single job

>>1022157
Call Anglicare.

>>1022161
The United Nations part was a nice touch. That Jizz fella will like it

>>1022161
You are judging too soon. They might be worth five stars by the time you are more familiar with them.

Stupid bitch is talking to me again...

>>1022162
You should have done like I suggested and moved to Victor and started your own business helping boomers with their tech problems.

>>1022165
well i'm sure google will let me ammend or remove it

>>1022155
get monkai to do it

>>1022167
>helping boomers with their tech problems
i'd rather be crucified

>>1022169
no, that's what they'll do, giving jewgle or cockpilot my pii

I am obese and middle aged. I should really have diabetes by now, but every test keeps coming back negative.

>>1022161
Skill issue

>>1022170
It doesn't sound that bad as long as you are doing it in person not over the phone.

>>1022172
The tests all come back negative until one time they don't.

>>1022166
What is she saying?

>>1022173
do tell, expert

>>1022176
It's hard to translate into a human language but that bitch is just out there talking to me

>>1022178
The deer woman?

>>1022177
Ignore him he is trolling.

>>1022167
Helping secure MonkAI on the side too

>>1022179
The moon

>>1022180
I hope it's not the bus life.

>>1022177
Dealing with employment agencies is easy, dole bludger mongs can do it

>>1022182
That is why Gollum went deep beneath the mountains. the sun and the moon kept staring at him.

>>1022185
I need to find an abandoned mine to move into

Even NK couldn't get out of doing work for the dole.

The typa nigga that uses toilet paper

Good night NEETs

Has Big Fella been arrested along with Cruisey?

>>1022190
GNN

>>1022189
GregO?

>>1022191
Who gets to pick up the soap I wonder.

>>1022190
nite

>>1022196
they'd be in separate jails obviously
surely he wasn't upset by the autism blanket post last night?

>>1022195
Haw did we live before Belzona?

>>1022200
I don't know Wizzy. It keeps me awake at night.

Tomorrow I need to take my semen crusted bedsheets to a public laundromat and give them a good clean.

Cruisey, fuel the VIM van, he's in Budapest!

>>1022202
vile

cos 4 in hindley st, 1 on nth tce, 1 in whitmore sq, and 1 on the north east side of the city wasn't enough..
fuckin cbd is 1 square mile from tce to tce

>>1022202
From the blow n go, to the wash n go establishment

>>1022204
Don't be rude

wish i had some snacks or more drinnks
might have a go to bed

somebody left prayer hands emoji on my review

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/boy-13-arrested-following-alleged-attempted-sexual-assault-in-kooyong-after-dogs-filmed-chasing-him-away/news-story/7d2cf7a86a64bcb30fe4de143b5a8e9b
that niggger would-be rapist that got chased by the good doggos turned out to be "13" (+15 years border force remove on entry to country)

I'm on a bus. There is a fellow in front of me who reeks of cigarettes. He keeps squirting goon straight from the bag into his mouth, and then having a sip of some softdrink.

>>1022211
🙏

>>1022204
>>1022207
Some of you are ok. Don't wash your clothes in any public laundromats tomorrow.

>>1022211
What mean?

>>1022216
nfi

>>1022213
Its a mirror.

Good night.

>>1022218
vampires not being able to see their reflection is a metaphor for jews being unable to self-reflect

>>1022219
Good night Pidge. xx

>>1022218
Lol, I'm too socially inhibited to behave that way.

>>1022222
Wizzy gets the goon bag out and doesn't care what the white fella thinks.

>>1022220
Insightful. Vampires are also parasites who live by sucking the blood of humans, very allegorical. Also afraid of christian symbols.

>>1022195
The voice of these videos remind me of something.

>>1022219
Night fella.
Kevin is a good pidge.

>>1022222
Thanks Wizzy.

>>1022224
I dunno. Smiling Jack told me just grab crosses and shove it up into the arses who try to unhex me with one.

>>1022195
>>1022225
Found it.

Has Schnitthouse Elizabeth gone out of business?

Might record an instrumental guitar album.

Mogging jeets at the gym.

>>1022228
I don't know.

>>1022230
Monk, yes!

>>1022229
This is a good one.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6DL5LZDDDdc [Embed]

How do neets cope with sleeplessness?

Where did all the posters from 8chan /aus/ go? there were dozens of us, dozens !

>>1022234
Valium and melatonin or goon

>>1022235
i've been trying to escape for the past decade, still here

good night

anyone ITT?

>>1022239
No. Go to sleep

A chinese movie with no budget that took 5 years to make called the worst movie ever made became a meme and made 11 million dollars

https://youtube.com/shorts/QudmNHWN6xg?si=LerWtmFNhEugKFfk

Cringe kino

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FI6lRzUnQHw [Embed]

(Reee)Discovered i have ingrown townails and started cutting into them with the clippers. My big toenails were actually like 5mm deep into my toes. Which is probably why they hurt all the time. Have to tell the doctor later

Magical mong woman i made with monkai

day 1 of skipping dolans until i've saved up for a ranger raptor

>>1022244
it can do that!?

Please remember to censor uncanny AI porn

>>1022246
With monkAI you can go anywhere

>>1022243
>Which is probably why they hurt all the time.
Yeah, that is probably a good guess.
Where you cut and pull out of your flesh, don't forget to clean the wounds. I use iodine solution, Bethadine.

>>1022244
She really wanted to take all the clothing she could.

awake again, despairing at life

>>1022250
Salah is traveling through the desert, his wife walks in front of him by a 100 meters. They meet Ali, he says:
- The Quran says the wife should walk behind her husband!
- Yeah when the Quran was written the desert wasn't a minefield.

>>1022227
The design is very human.

>>1022238
GNN

>>1022255
GTA VI and iPhone leak, great things happening in India
https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/apple-iphone-18-pro-supplier-list-parts-photos-exposed-tata-data-leak-2026-06-29/

Wakey wakey

Man gets diarrhea in a restaurant. He runs to the toilet but someone struggling with constipation in there.
- Let me in! I'll shit myself!
- Lucky you.

>>1022260
2/10

>>1022261
Little Red Riding Hood rides through the woods. The wolf jumps in front of her:
- Aren't you afraid, Little Red Riding Hood?
- Afraid? I've no money and I love to fuck.

It's falling out of me.

>>1022260
>>1022262
kek

>>1022262
Cringe/10

shat myself earlier

>>1022265
It was falling out of you.

A puzzler