>>1025033
They're 23.5 hours ahead of the eastern states.

>>1025011
How does he do it?

>>1025011
A lot of NEETs had their lives improve, especially the most dedicated. To another 10 years!

>>1025034
Am or PM

>>1025046
Good question. He didn't specify morning, afternoon or evening either.

keep trying to go to bed at 9, it never works out

I just found a great Pepe

>>1025049
That's a good one NEET. You always bring us the best Pepes.

Wondering what the appropriate serving size of sliced turkey meat is, I should consult with appropriate serving size neet.

>>1025051
100g

Where is my Pidge good night?

>>1025053
maybe pidge is the one who called lifeline and got a visit from the cops

>>1025054
That is slander.

Good night. xx

>>1025057
Good night Pidge. xx

>>1025057
gn pig :)

>>1025011
Congratulations on the 1000th thread --PostieNEET

Lol

>>1025060
Mazel tov to all of us.

>>1025062
found the jew

>>1025063
there's always a jew

>>1025063
What gave me away?

I'm Jewish.

Got 5 numbers on the powerball $80.30

>>1025068
Well done NEET. Reinvest the profits. The big one could be yours next.

On the final stretch for my licence.

>>1025070
You have done very well NEET. You are moving forward. Exciting times for you.

>>1025071
Thanks neet. I am done with the learning of the theory. I am up to the final test. I am going to go to bed and do it tomorrow.

awake again, ffs

>>1025073
I saw your smile.

>my seppo piss is still 30% off at Dans

this is saving me heaps of cash, i know it won't last much longer though

>>1025076
DAB up Dan.

Cruisey the GTA 6 Extended preview is launching soon

>>1025078
I'll wait a few years til it goes on sale.

Cruisey that game should've taken 10 years to make. It's cool but very similar skin to the previous one.

>>1025080
*should've not taken 10 years to make

>>1025079
I wouldn't mind downloading it and trying to play it on a emulator.

>>1025081
I heard that its frame rate is higher than what ps5 runs and theyre going to rerelease it when ps6 comes out.
I think this will be the last big game.

>>1025082
With how fast ai is moving, youll be able to make your own with a prompt

>>1025084
MonkAI will deliver!

Cruisey Peter Cullen is deda

>>1025090
Yeah none of that nonsense please.

It just fired out of me.

>>1025086
He voiced the Predator. What a legend.

>>1025097
I never understood a word he said. Do you think he was drunk?

Good morning, WHITE.

>>1025060
Cheers.

>>1025068
Nice.

>>1025090
Reminds me of Olive.

>>1025099
Morn.

>>1025068
CashedUpNEET.

Having a sachet coffee because I have no milk, moconna strong cap.
Terrible.

>>1025103
Got anything planned for the day?

>>1025105
Should've gone with a black instant like a real man.

>>1025099
Morning retard

>>1025106
Got a guy coming at 9.30am in the morning to take away some more rubbish for me, so I'm looking for more junk to get rid of.

>>1025108
Good morning my fellow mong. May this day bring all that you desire.

just need a bit more sleep. just a bit more

>>1025112
rest that noggin on your pillow lad, i look forward to posts from a rare well-rested NEET

gm

would like to see predator on the big screen

>>1025115
Why don't you have a 7XL TV NEET?

>>1025115
NK jumping from the cinema screen would be scary

>>1025109
Jim? I'm back at teh Valley, broke as a nigger just people watching.

>>1025112
I can relate

>>1025111
Outrageous prices

>>1025115
Yeah that, Jewrassic Park and T2 among many others.

>>1025125
Cruisey I still wanna the Gold card

Actual cops in the house and I can't even remember if I was making threats to Lifeline last night...

They've spotted me. It's over.

Just act natural. You can do this.

>>1025125
= $62400 cashed up NEET

>>1025128
See you in 20 neet.

>>1025128
Be honest with the hospital staff please.

>>1025118
No, an older guy very good prices.

>>1025132
I wonder if he will get a qt nurse.

Just went to take a couple of aspirin

>>1025134
you can see her underwear 😳

>>1025135
Disaster.

Look what somebody left behind

>>1025138
interesting, is there a rare thylacine version?

>>1025138
Winning.

Pigs are hanging around like white on rice. Just want to leave without the humiliation of being wanded.

To assist neets with special needs, it's time we had a quiet hour here on ausneets. When would suit you best?

Some rookie pajeet security guard keeps walking past too. #NotWinning

>>1025142
Not now, I just put some yello on.

Another 2 aspirin. My neck and back hurting.

>>1025143
Give him a cheeky wink.

>>1025138
I found some of them when I used to make videos.

>>1025146
Not without a pair of latex gloves

Oh wait, I misread your post@

Mongfoot split open a bit on the heel. Feels like something is stuck in the hole like a bit of fluff or something. Stingy ouchie.

>>1025150
Comrade Clumpyfoot

REE

TARD

MONG

Are you talking to me? Waddle on home boy.

Neets I've got to come up with somewhere else to go during the day other than supermarkets or waddling around parks. Any ideas?

>>1025153
museums, art gallery
most should be free or gold coin at worst
historical walks
walking trails
fishing can kill half a day

>>1025153
Peruse the offerings of local businesses.

Lifeline chat fucking with me again. Garn Nambour hobspidal.

>>1025156
say hi to that gook qt for me

anyone know an app or program that can find album artwork and meta data for a music folder?

>>1025158
yeah you can use navidrome with beets but it is a server application but really it's better.
there's probably something that can just use beets database and save to your local files

we could fund the NEET commune in japan if wombo sells 10k's tomatoes on the dark web.
We all could have a mansion each.

Shift cancelled just as I was weighing up the pros and cons of chucking a sickie
Yeah the fucken boys

YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS THIS EVENT

MÖTLEY CRÜE LIVE at the Elizabeth Tavern … prepare for total rock ’n’ roll mayhem.

For one EXCLUSIVE night only, The Australian Mötley Crüe Show storms into the Elizabeth Tavern transforming the room into a full-blown Sunset Strip takeover. This isn’t just a tribute — it’s a 2+ hour high-voltage celebration of the most dangerous band in rock history.

From the heart-pounding 'Kickstart My Heart' to the sleazy swagger of 'Girls, Girls, Girls' and the monster riffs of 'Dr. Feelgood,' every song hits with the attitude, energy, and larger-than-life spirit that made Mötley Crüe legendary.

Blazing guitar solos.
Explosive stage energy.
Sing-at-the-top-of-your-lungs choruses.

For one unforgettable night, right in the heart of Elizabeth, the Elizabeth Tavern becomes the Sunset Strip — loud, wild, and dripping in pure rock decadence.....The best tribute going around today

Elizabeth … are you ready to Kickstart Your Heart?

A band who once filled stadiums struggles to fill a pub.

Didn't tommy lee have a reality tv show where he went to college at 50?

>>1025163
it's a tribute band, you mongoloid

>>1025161
>Yeah the fucken boys
Time to unwind for the weekend?

>>1025161
monk? yes!
back on the piss?

>>1025162
Cruisey is taking me and what's left of Glenn.

>>1025165
I guess that makes more sense.

Wondering what tribute bands we could put together out of ausneets. Surely a meatloaf tribute band is possible with our talent.

>>1025167
No, monk is going to use his unexpected day off to get his shit together and life back on track. I am sure of it.

>>1025171
> our talent.
a dozen executives, a handful of skellies and a dream !

>>1025169
Lucky NEET.

>>1025171
The Wiggles and we could do the Pappadum song.

Found possums BFF

>>1025160
This has been discussed, we'd fall through the paper walls when we're binging

>>1025152
Heh

>>1025171
>Meat Loaf (Marvin Lee Aday) weighed around 400 pounds (approx. 181 kg) at his heaviest point in the early 1980s.
Yes we can do this

>>1025179
I love land boats
I need to put extractors on my Subaru to go rumble rumble

>>1025179
weber's arse is a skid machine

>>1025182
I can smell this post
rough cheddar m8

>>1025179
that sounds peng, that's like a faster version of a vauxhall i think

5 and I buy a 10 back of jim beams

>>1025186
>>1025187
Good progress NEET.

Finally, I have added mountain dew and glasses, and the ability to pour soft drink. Pidge will slurp down the mountain dew immediately because he is a sugar fiend.

>>1025184
don't think a vauxhall had an LS6 or LS7 in it?

>>1025190l
Wouldn't normally
but I'm sure someone has done it
The 2.8litre Vauxhall vrx was probably to sportiest engine they did

>>1025191
the V6 version of the VE/VF Commodore was an Opel engine rotated 90 degrees from the intended East-West to North-South like a real engine. Resulted in having to drop the transmission when the thermostat housing developed a leak.

I had lunch at a Korean barbecue place. I consumed several plates of meat and, for approximately eleven minutes, I understood the mind of God.
South Korea is not merely a country.
It is the holy land.
The grills are altars. The beef is communion. The music hymns. The little bowls of kimchi are ancient scriptures written in fermented cabbage.
I have eaten of the meat.
I am no longer the same man.

>>1025193
Brazillian BBQ > Korean BBQ

>>1025189
Cheeky Pidge.

>>1025197
On Hey Hey It's Saturday, Dicky Knee would address him as 'Mr Loaf' whenever he was on the show.

>>1025191
there was a vxr8 bathurst edition but i think it might've been a rebadged import and not very many of them

>>1025193
You have ascended.

>>1025199
Yeah noice but that is in every aspect a holden Commodore but still you are correct there NEET
>>1025192
Love that retarded shit with transverse engines designed to be longitudinal
the rarest I have see is Toyota tuners do it with Camry engines
the old reverse it and do it back to the manufacturer

>>1025204
>doritos 2.5 health stars
See, they're not so bad

>>1025205
They should count as vegetables which makes them healthy by default.

Energy levels low. It's always been like this. This is why I started bingeing on sugary stuff. I keep thinking it's going to give me energy. But it never does. Just keep getting fatter.

>>1025207
starting to see an executive sized pattern here NEET

buyed 6 jim beam double serves. i shouldn't have. I'm becoming golden age Monk.

>>1025207
Acquire the sacred sugar. Let the glucose spirits enter your bloodstream and negotiate with your neurons.

>>1025209
Drink them all at once to get rid of them.

>>1025186
>>1025187
>>1025189
Very good work.

>>1025193
Sounds nice.

>>1025209
how old is monk anyway? by his drink habits i'd assume either 28 or 48

>>1025214
28 but looks 48

>>1025215
has the liver of an 88 year old

Is alcohol rehab free?

>>1025218
It can be
the state do fund some beds at dedicated rebah facilities
at least here in SA

>>1025219
They should fund it via tax on alcohol

>>1025220
I just started drinking for the day so maybe I will be biased
uncle Dan does me cheap lolly wine drink and I don't want that to change

>>1025186
>>1025187
>>1025189
Looking good NEET.

>>1025193
Sounds very nice.

>>1025202
He gets around.

>>1025222
I like apu has little shotgun

>>1025187
Impressive.

>>1025204
Save some Pistachios for me please.

went to pickup ritalin and accidentally started talking to the beautiful honey in there. Didn't spill any spaghetti. Managed to not be a creep for like 3 minutes straight while asking questions and maintained eye contact.
Once I get a job I'm going to ask her out somehow.

>>1025216
get a new liver for Monk please.

>>1025217
There is no shame.

>>1025193
Gooks didnt eat meat til we built railways.

>>1025207
I havent eaten. Got another 8hrs to go. Might get an early minute if I go early. No longer in the nood for a rub.

Just got the invoice from the guy who took a ute load of rubbish away this morning. $49.00, don't think you could find anyone cheaper than that.

>>1025228
gw NEET
You have given me hope
I decided to stop masturbatory activities to ease the eye contact

>>1025234
I find it easy to rub my dick when people are looking.

>>1025230
The stigma is gone.

>>1025235
Interesting strategy
it is interesting >>1025230

>>1025228
She has a boyfriend who has a penis

>>1025234
I found not masturbating gave me more confidence because I wanted to put peepee in girl so bad from having more testosterone.

>>1025238
My hopes are that she's so high value she hasn't settled for less yet.
Certainly that she's out of my league, but maybe also others, which makes her lonely.

>>1025160
I have to look into Jappo immigration laws. Perhaps have to be a pilot to get in there.

>>1025111
That paprika has an all right color. I bet its artificial coloring.

>>1025242
Hope you put a mask on.

>>1025240
White people are highly regarded and it's easy for us to get visa and citizenship.
Properties require no visa to buy them but living in them is another story.

>>1025238
why does she have to have a penis >>1025242
I need a psych ward gf again

>>1025243
Masks don't do anything

>>1025247
they restrict breathing

>>1025247
You just need the correct mask.

>>1025233
That is a good price.

>>1025249
Ready?

Fantasising about chemist chick

>>1025105
Shake up one of those sachets with just plain cold water -- you get something like a Greek Frappe when it goes foamy.

>>1025225
He's meant to be michael douglas's character dfens from falling down

Craving some of Maggie Beers brie

>>1025222
>>1025226
>>1025212
>>1025196
>>1025188
Thank you neets. It helps to have a project.

>>1025258
I wanna be slug boy.

>>1025260
Fuck off you Welsh cunt

might go hang out in a collectible card gaming place this evening

Goblin deez nuts

>>1025261
Poorly bantered

Norwood status?

>>1025261
kek

>>1025258
Is that real?

Been eating a lot of cabbage lately.

>>1025261
Well bantered.

>>1025263
kek'd. well meme'd

>check active sessions on macbook
>2 logins of a macbook i don't own
>check telegram login sessions
>1 from south korea

sigh

>>1025272
MFA Status

>>1025273
It's over. I had MFA and they got past it

Cruisey, Norway's King deda

Paid for afternoon delivery from Officeworks. I don't think they even left their vehicle and said they couldn't access the property. I am confident they didn't leave their vehicle because the same fuck did it on Tuesday when I had to walk over to the van for him to get out and attempt to deliver it. Looking forward to the complaint. Monk I need your delivery assistance!

>>1025276
So do you have to wait until Monday now?

>>1025277
Correct.

>>1025275
Cruisey is installing Weber.

>>1025278
I would be furious.

>>1025280
It will be interesting how it plays out. Can deliver on Tuesday, but can't today. If he says he handed it to me, I will note he was was sitting in the van until I approached him.

>>1025255
You are a fucking genius NEET

Waiting for glen update coz i wanna ask cruisey how to pick up ethos

>>1025276
Very frustrating. Happens far too often.

My inner rapist is ascending again.
Tonight I might go on the prowl for a rape or peep through some windows

>>1025283
I have a good feeling about today.

>>1025285
My brother, your inner rapist must remain an inner rapist, because the moment he becomes an outer rapist, the police become involved in the metaphysical proceedings.
Do not go on the prowl.
Go home, lock the door, and allow the demon to ascend no further than the couch.
The windows belong to the people inside them.
Tonight, you must simply observe your own thoughts from a safe distance, like a scientist watching a particularly stupid monkey.

>>1025287
>the police become involved in the metaphysical proceedings.
Get to practice his gape skills

>>1025283
I am starting to think he didn't make it.

>>1025290
Life itself was taken away from Glenn. RIP.

>>1025291
You have to be honest with them. Talk to them about the sudden explosive mood swings.

>>1025291
You're in the hodspital AGAIN ?

>>1025285
Don't be a fool NEET.

>>1025287
Very sound advice.

>>1025261
Hehe

I'm Yakub's chosen messiah and you should all worship me as the savior of the White Race who will open the gates to Hyperborea.

>>1025297
Ok thanks NEET

>>1025298
= )

quads and shiban listens to the NEETS

>>1025301
close neet.

>>1025298
Good one.

Went to Pelican Point with Cow. They have a new bridge across to the industrial area, cutting off the big horseshoe road past the silos. Parked on it and watched the full moon rise before the security was called. Looks like most of the new factories are gov. Got the pulled pork liaded fries and a creaming soda. Then a lemonade mongster.

>>1025275
Pretty sure theyre one of the few remaining royal houses that can trace back to Charlemagne.

>tfw

might eat second half of chicek n burgaer

>>1025297
I have it on good authority that the hyperborean memes are a psyop. I do not trust.

>>1025301
Accurate.

>>1025307
based

listening to air

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8FZGMpun6_Y [Embed]

monk inspired me to do better.

now instead of a 6 pack i do a bottle

>>1025310
I just farted.

>>1025311
Premix is for the mongs. Bottles are the only cost effective option.

>>1025312
Good air?

>>1025313
Monk should release his own line of goon. Have all production and bottling handled by MonkAI

>>1025304
You are good to Cow. I bet he is a messy eater.

>>1025315
>MonkAI
*NEETs

Might open a laundromat and use it to host illegal underground warhammer miniature contests

>>1025304
> Parked on it and watched the full moon rise
Sounds very romantic.

>>1025317
The could handle the goon but not much or really any would leave the floor.

>>1025319
He is on the NDIS gf experience package.

>>1025321
Sounds very expensive and limited.

iga hanging out in the emergency department at hospital has made me feel awkward about evening visits to hospital. Need to find a new hobby.

>>1025323
If they didn't want you there they wouldn't have fed you those bonza roast beef sangers.

>>1025322
Doesn't even include the rabbit hole.

>>1025324
True.

>>1025323
He is unwell. Could be his final days.

You also needed assistance. Do not feel bad for needing assistance.

do any neets ever visit neets.net?

>>1025329
I looked at it like twice and forgot about it because they don't have good memes

>>1025330
They need someone to post boongs and Dan to brighten their lives.

>>1025331
They will never have a NEET commune

>>1025330
Also there's **reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/NEETsOver30/**

oh the shame of failing to spoiler the mention of reddit

Good night.

Gonna go to bed early. Maybe we'll try another choose your own adventure tomorrow night.

>>1025336
gn pigde

>>1025335
Good night Pidge. xx

>>1025336
Good night NEET.

Can you really get a room for the night by calling lifeline or bothering them at the hospital?

>>1025335
Night fella.
Should relate in some form.

>>1025340
You could just go into a backpackers hostel and you get to look at euro back packer tiddies

Good game of footy. Good finish. Best result in the end.

>>1025323
I bet they dont give him roast beef sandwiches. Do you comb your hair back bwfore you walk in? Wear deodorant?

>>1025343
Who won against whom? Did they have a smart way of reading the footy?

. Did the magpies win? I hope so.
Fucking captcha.

>>1025346
>>1025345
Bulldogs beat the magpies. Fuck Collingwood.

>>1025347
I thought they were playing melbourne.
Whats wrong with collywoggles? Daicos is good

>>1025348
Melbourne play Carlton tomorrow night.
Collingwood are massive whingers and are full of themselves. The worst fans in the AFL.

Cruisey I emailed you a whore

>>1025346
>fucking captcha
Haha
>id length problem
FUCK OFF SHIBAN YOU PAPRIKA NIGGER

I feel fuggen sick bros

Seriously considreing making enough money to buy a house in japan and getting cennalink unlimited portability and moving over there for a meme.
Maybe i can find a QT nip with pink nips who speaks fluent engrish and pound her pink roast beef
This fantasy makes me think i can die happy at the end

>>1025353
I don't think they let you in as a NEET, not even if you buy a house.

>>1025354
I doubt he's unlimitably portable either.

>>1025355
not yet i gotta apply

>>1025356
Maybe aim for a one bedroom flat in australia with a boong gf and cenno

>>1025357
I already have a two bedroom flat on community housing and DSP
If I wasn't financially retarded I would be living it up

>>1025355
Japan has some marvelous technical solutions.

>>1025358
That's alright, now you just need a hot boong chick.

>>1025360
>hot
>boong
>implying they come in female
I’ll take my chances on my self esteem snd ask real women out thanks

>>1025361
Oh right so you'll bang some gook but turn down a real aussie boong chick
You disgust me you vile race traitor

I am the size of a house but much less valuable.

Fireworks going off.

Good night NEETs.

>>1025363
You are valuable here NEET because I read your diary

awake again,woe

>>1025362
are there peng boongettes, the same way there are nice looking american indians? (feather not dot)

>>1025364
GNN

Good morning NEETs!

It's falling out of me.

>>1025370
better than the alternative NEET!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=htv2Au0Y2IA [Embed]
Cruisey she keeps climbing in the computer screen!

>>1025375
you think? i would quite like a chug gf (before she turns fat from not being able to digest liquor and carbs)

Is HP on tonight?

Cruisey mak me breakfast. 2 eggs sunny side up served with buttered WHITE toast and 4(four) rashers of bacon. Cup of Earl Gray too thanks.

>>1025379
Good to see that Krooski's post saved the thread.

>>1025379
ah yes the big mac model of putting an extra slice of bread inbetwixt all the toppings. personally i prefer a purer sandwich method

>>1025381
wat a sad lookin sammich

>>1025382
authentic, if nothing more

>>1025383
if you were my wife, I would throw it at you

>>1025382
Id remove teh letters, put all 15 slices of cheese down and toast it.

>>1025376
What about this GF?

>>1025378
You dont need that much bacon.

>>1025381
Disappointing.

Had some new kind of panic attack.
Not well

>>1025367
It's all about camera angle and lighting

>>1025389
I had a wank and went back to bed. Try that.

>>1025391
this helps me sleep

Good morning NEETs.

The towels are in the washing machine.

Three choofs and a goon to start the failure. Sun is really nice this morning. Found a 200ml lung vomit in the garden. Globular mucus ball mixed with boysenberry crowns and mettwurst.

Got a case of the goon guts this morn.

>>1025395
>boysenberry crowns and mettwurst.
Vile.

>>1025394
You are a vibrant and engaging go-getter. Very productive.

>>1025394
good NEET, do ausNEETs use dryers or do your clothes and linens dry as you take them out of the wash and put them away?

>>1025397
Oil made it slide and the milk soothed.

>>1025390
I see

>>1025399
I have a dryer but outside is much better. The dryer more heats, than dries.

>>1025393
Morning.

>>1025399
I don't have a dryer. I could never justify buying one.

>>1025381
Hmmm that plate looks familar.

The plate police are back. Inspector Doulton.

>>1025401
You dont see shit white cunt. No such thing as a half caste, thats insensitive and racist you pig skin ninny dog fucker. Its not about skin colour. Its about connection to land and country from our subsidised airconditioned unit.

>>1025404
Good to have as a backup when the weather is shit.

>>1025393
GMN.

>>1025408
Yes if you already have one but on the NEET budget it is difficult to justify the outlay of money for a backup.

>>1025399
wot, were meant to wash our trackie pants?

>>1025406
i get this joke because i'm not dumb like the others

>>1025413
Done ✅
>“The plate police are back. Inspector Doulton.” imagines someone being excessively fussy or authoritative about plates as if there were actually police who inspect crockery. Calling the imaginary officer “Inspector Doulton” makes the joke because Doulton is a well-known plate/china brand.

>>1025414
you are a learn-ed man

>>1025415
Not only that, he is a smart neet.

Old chink bitch at teh library stole my spot when I had to leave to drop a steamer. I hate them so much it's unreal!

poweramp's "find album art" function is so useless. i assume it can't grab album art from bandcamp and youtube for copyright reasons but in that case what's the point in it

>>1025418
gracenote