>>749318
No, the real story is I got stuck at the boom gate in the Central Markets carpark when the machine failed and then turned right and the fucking idiots on the road were 1) honoring the fucking 20kmph council worker restriction sign that has been there for like 18 months now and 2) stopping every time some fucking chink looked like wanting to cross the road when there's no legal obligation to stop unless they're actually already crossing
I was fucked off.