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NEET General #735 - Lobstered Edition NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No. 749083
Are you NEETs looking forward to getting out into the sun?

Old Thread: >>747991


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.749087 del
SA BEST A


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.749088 del
>>749084
Good, well done.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.749089 del
I successfully resisted the snags at Bunnings.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.749090 del
>>749083
you have saved us from a terrible thread, thank you neet


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.749091 del
>>749083
>>749090
He is a very good NEET.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.749092 del
>>749076
Soon be over neet, and you can forget about it.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.749093 del
I discovered one of my neighbours is madder than a bag full of cats on acid this morning.
He's an old boy I say hi to on my walks and I got caught chatting to him.
Full blown flat earther/conspiracy nutter with religion mixed in.
I've known lots of crazy people before but I've never had someone tell me gravity doesn't exist or that viruses don't exist because how can something that small hurt you.
On the plus side there was no ranting and raving or spittle flying just extremely bad logic and blatant ignoring of reality.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.749094 del
>>749092
Always the same, shake it out of my head and cary on


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.749095 del
>>749093
That sounds pretty normal NEET. Most people are not very smart.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.749096 del
>>749094
This is the best way, don't let them bring you down.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.749097 del
>>749093
Ask him about the Moon.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.749098 del
>>749095
There was more, much more.
Atoms and cells don't exist and neither does space.
All sickness and disease is caused by lactic acid or malnutrition etc etc


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.749099 del
>>749098
I knew it.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.749100 del
>>749098
>Atoms and cells don't exist
Have you ever seen either? I thought not.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.749101 del
>>749093
Often these people are just confused about the names of things, thankfully people this stupid are easy to persuade if you're non confrontational.

Just treat their bizarre claims as an attempt at reasoning, they're trying to start at the part they don't understand rather that the part they do.

It's pretty easy to find a starting point, somthing true of which they are sure. How do we measure the distance from A to B? Could we measure a longer path between them that's not straight, like an arc?
Would there be a difference in those measurements?
So if I am standing here, and you're standing in London, would the distance drawn flat across the map be the same as the distance by plane or boat? If it ain't, either the water the boat is on is curved, the plane can't fly a thousand miles in a straight line. Doesn't matter how far the flat map measure is, whether it's wrong or not. Point is the plane, boat and map would all be the same if the earth were flat.

If they accept the earth is curved, don't push them to the sphere. It's sufficient to prove whoever they've been listening to is a retard.

Bad home area, I deal with at least one of these people a week.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.749102 del
>>749101
He did the speech about how can it be curved when you can see them at the horizon with a telescope.
I did ask him if he has ever seen the coast of India with a telescope but he kept talking.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.749103 del
This pepe made me think of the NEET that has troubles with his cat.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.749104 del
Other classics:
>white Australians are indigenous to Australia
>money isn't real
>5g causes cancer, usually because it's on the EM spectrum with UV light
>famous person I've never met is an alien/lizard/robot
>our food is poisoned by some kind of abstract force
>the ocean is full of petrol
>we're in a simulation
Usually they've taken some kind of thought experiment as a revelation, because it was seemingly logical but they didn't understand that the original author didn't believe the premise. IF the ocean was made of petrol, he didn't actually think it was the tool was just trying to prove a point about somthing else


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.749105 del
>>749104
This guy stood out mainly because he didn't go on about celebrities or politics, just really really bad science.
And he is a normal looking old guy with clean clothes and a nice looking house.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.749106 del
>>749103
a neet once told me there's not enough room around here to swing a cat. I proved him wrong.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.749107 del
>>749106
You used Quorum for a cat though.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:13 [Preview] No.749108 del
>>749102
That's why I say "measure" and "distance". They can't believe in distance and flat earth at the same time, when you point out how their logic invalidates the metric of distance they are unable to measure distance in any other way.

If you accept distance, you must accept pie as a radial measure, you must accept elucidian curvature, so it becomes impossible to believe the world is flat.

It's only when they realise that they don't understand geometry that they will listen to you, which is exactly the problem ancient Greek geographers had. They had to teach people how to measure curves before anyone would accept that the earth was round.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:15 [Preview] No.749109 del
>>749108
Yeah, good luck using reason with crazy people.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.749110 del
>>749105
It's a bad home problem. If people didn't get a basic education they're easily confused by stupid theories later on. When you get enough uneducated people in a community they believe themselves to be a majority.
Normies from bad home area.

Normies from good home areas do the same thing, their collective misunderstanding tends to be more social


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.749111 del
>>749109
I have to do this a lot actually, helping uneducated people through processes they've got some kind of ideological problem with.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.749112 del
>>749111
I can tell you think that's what you are doing.
I very much doubt it has ever happened.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.749113 del
>>749110
or as possum liked to say 'in the land of the boongs the half-caste with a 3rd grade education is king'


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.749114 del
I have found myself feeling pleased about that thot getting mauled by her rottweilers.
We should not take pleasure in the misery of others. Unworthy thoughts.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.749115 del
Starting on the tasks meant for yesterday. Need to go grocery shopping at some point, might try that 'direct to boot' option if available.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.749116 del
>>749115
>'direct to boot' option
I need to do that, to stop impulse buying junk food


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.749118 del
>>749104
>>white Australians are indigenous to Australia
We were the first humans to arrive.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.749119 del
>>748980
7.

>>749048
>the tradesman's entrance
Never heard that one.

>>749051
I had a longneck of Guiness.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.749120 del
Pretty sure the other thread didn't break any rules and was first.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.749121 del
>>749112
Neets of little faith.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.749122 del
>>749113
Half caste with a YouTube channel


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.749123 del
>>749093
You couldn't prove him wrong though.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.749124 del
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>>749120
Silence. The neet mob has spoken.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.749125 del
>>749098
Electrons dont exist.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.749126 del
>>749118
No I mean the underwater spaceship/atlanyean settler people.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.749127 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.749128 del
>>749101
Imagine getting weekly divine signs and convincing yourself that everyone else is wrong.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.749129 del
>>749120
It was awful and gross.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.749130 del
garn brush teefs


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.749131 del
>>749108
>If you accept distance, you must accept pie as a radial measure, you must accept elucidian curvature
Why?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.749132 del
>>749124
NamelessNEETs don't get a say. The council is all.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.749133 del
>>749129
This Pepe isn't really green.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.749134 del
>>749133
I bet you're not really white.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:49 [Preview] No.749135 del
>>749128
Imagine replying to a post about an entertaining crazy person with 1000 words about how smart you are.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.749136 del
>>749101
Does not the plane create extra distance when taking off because it goes upward?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 02:58 [Preview] No.749137 del
just made an interesting discovery - my chicken schnitzels don't stick to the pan as easily once it gets really hot - is this common knowledge among the non-mong population?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.749138 del
>>749137
Yes. Chef Jean Pierre talks about the maillard reaction often.
One a crust forms it sort of detatches.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.749139 del
>>749135
ReadingcomprehensionNEET strikes again.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.749140 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.749141 del
mallard reaction?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.749142 del
>>749141
You stick your finger up the ducks bum and if it quacks it's a mallard.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.749143 del
>>749142
And if it cums it's a neet?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.749144 del
>>749136
at the neet compound neet council inquisitors will use the vilest forms of torture to root out spherecucks


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.749145 del
Nuro got raped by the brisbane park boongs after he beat them in a rap battle once.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.749146 del
>>749145
I heard he got rapped after he beat them in a rape battle once.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.749147 del
A boom boom chh boom boom chh
Nuro he da man
He da bestest NEET
He pounded our arses
Right inna street
Nuro bein wack
Maken ducks quack
Ain't no mallards
In our boys stack


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.749148 del
>>749147
Well rapped.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.749149 del
>>749147
Well raped.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.749150 del
home
shit day
eating cold pidser and drinking rum


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.749151 del
>>749150
Good cold pidser ?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 04:53 [Preview] No.749152 del
>>749150
Did they fat shame you again?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.749153 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.749154 del
Wholesome family rape


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.749155 del
Why is that awful other thread still up?!


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.749156 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.749157 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.749158 del
>>749131
Well unitary distance (every centimetre being the same distance) is almost universally accepted, and if you accept that then you get a equilateral square, which means a unit grid, and the relationship of right angles, and thus Pythagorean math, and elucidian math. They are all inherently related.

I often think people reject the world being a sphere simply because they don't accept or understand how math applies to spheres.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.749159 del
>>749136
I'm talking about a radial measure, the outside of a curve being longer than the inside of a curve. So say the plane started at a fixed altitude and tried to keep up with a car, the plane would actually have to go faster to do this


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.749160 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.749162 del
>>749160
That's a small win at least.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.749163 del
>>749158
You'd need to measure into the earth to get the adjacent measurement.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.749164 del
help me neets, somehow I have to find the strength to eat some vegetables


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.749165 del
>>749158
>I often think people reject the world being a sphere simply because they don't accept or understand how math applies to spheres.
Yes, my old headmaster used to bang on about math being wrong and citing the case of a triangle projected between three mountain tops having more than 180 degrees and my math teacher at the time, who had multiple math degrees, telling he he knew nothing and that Euclidean geometry is only defined for 2 dimensional planes and does not apply to spherical geometry


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.749166 del
>>749157
>>749151
We still hate you, nuro.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.749167 del
>>749166
We much prefer nuro to you.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.749168 del
>>749167
I can't believe you are still playing this dumb game where you pretend to know who I am.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.749169 del
Anxiety-filled grocery shop. Too many young women making me feel even older and uglier than usual.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.749170 del
>>749138
>One a crust forms it sort of detatches.
Exactly the same as my dried smegma.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.749171 del
>>749164
You can do it.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.749172 del
>>749168
I can't believe how desperate for attention you are.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.749173 del
>>749169
They were all looking at you and thinking "Who is that cute boy?"


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.749174 del
>>749164
Start with a pea and then work your way up.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.749175 del
>>749174
That is exactly how how my gape problem was created.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.749176 del
>>749174
I reward myself with a chocolate bar for each pea I eat.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.749177 del
>>749175
You need to see opportunities rather than problems.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.749178 del
>>749174
peas are digusting


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.749179 del
>>749172
Yep, I once pooed in a pan for attention.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.749180 del
>>749178
I don't understand why tinned peas exist when frozen ones do.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.749181 del
>>749180
You can use the tin for a cup afterwards.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.749182 del
The goon is now a need not a want.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.749183 del
If you eat the tin of peas and then pee in the tin you still have a tin of pees.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.749184 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.749185 del
>>749181
two tins and you have a telephone


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.749186 del
>>749185
Is that how outside neets post?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.749190 del
>>749173
One girl physically recoiled as she walked past in the chip aisle, and I know I heard the word 'freak' muttered by two others walking up behind in the milk section.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.749191 del
>tfw forlorn and abandoned


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.749192 del
Going to have a shower.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.749193 del
Me too.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.749195 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.749196 del
Man on man rape


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.749197 del
>>749192
>>749193
Lather up I'll be in shortly.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.749198 del
>>749195
Big Fella could restore it for us, but he won't.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.749199 del
>>749198
It would give him something to do on the weekends.


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NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.749201 del
>>749199
and then we could chug all over europe in it


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.749202 del
>>749195
I agree with this sentiment.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.749203 del
Saw a postie give a magpie the one-fingered salute before it started swooping.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.749205 del
Cat is being very annoying


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.749206 del
>>749194
I fucked his daughter.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.749207 del
Out of the shower


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.749208 del
If FIFO rocks up tonight and plays his cards right, this clean boy may go home a dirty man.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.749209 del
>>749200
I always felt rick moranis did a better woody allen than woody allen


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.749210 del
>>749208
Cruisey forgot to pay him again.


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NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.749213 del
>>749206
You did not.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.749214 del
>>749207
Squeaky clean neet.


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NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.749219 del
>>749217
>>749218
I think you just broke reddit, NEET.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.749220 del
Might have a latte and a pipe and then shave my back.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.749221 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.749222 del
8 sleeps until I can see Sweetie


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.749224 del
A girlboss fight moment in the latest Ahsoka episode. My mouse cursor is hovering over the X.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.749225 del
>>749224
then you wont see the lesbian scene where they touch bobs and one sucks on aksoka's tentacle thing


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.749226 del
Give her a pat for us!


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.749228 del
>>749227
>This was targeted, I work with a friend of the victim. The victim got out of prison 18 months ago, this was revenge for the act that put him in prison in the first place.
sounds justified to me


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.749229 del
Are they all out yet? I don't want to start until they are.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.749230 del
>>749228
There's some mooseboong getting angry over people noticing if people are abos


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.749231 del
>>749229
The poo's?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.749232 del
Can't stop doing the big snack


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.749233 del
Cruisey came the raw prawn with me once.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.749234 del
>tfw you well never know what Weber's favourite Queen and Beatles songs are


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.749235 del
>>749232
Nothing wrong with snacking on fruit


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.749236 del
I ate three oranges today.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.749237 del
>>749232
you have a big sack


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.749238 del
I'm Peppa Pig!


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.749239 del
>>749236
Well done, hope you remembered to peel them.


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NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.749241 del
Out of bed after 5pm again. Not good. Even if I stay up all night I can't fix it.
Temporarily getting off the choof.

Gym and grocery run today. That's all I have planned. Need to start putting my time to use.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.749242 del
>>749241
Choof sneaks up on you


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.749243 del
>>749242
And steals your wallet


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.749244 del
>>749241
Just get Ztepmum to come in at 6am and teabag you if you're not up and out of bed. Just the idea should be enough to fix the issue.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.749245 del
We need to all chip in and buy Monk some bootstraps.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.749246 del
>>749241
>Out of bed after 5pm again.
woe


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.749247 del
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Ok neets, in 5 minutes time we will be trying to stream the first episode of One Piece again. Following that, in 1 hour's time we'll be streaming episode 2. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.749248 del
>>749245
he'd just hock them to fund his goon habit and you know it


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.749249 del
His Mummybot needs to move his computer into the kitchen or lounge, and take his phone off him at 5pm. That'll cure his staying up all night looking at stupid shit online problem.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.749250 del
>>749249
he just needs to start looking at smart shit online


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.749251 del
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>>749248
He would soar like an eagle!


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.749252 del
>>749247
Does that man rape the seagull?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.749253 del
>>749252
I'll let you know


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.749254 del
>>749253
He looks like he is going to in that picture.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.749255 del
>>749252
Or does the seagull rape him?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.749256 del
>>749243
Choof is a social commodity.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.749257 del
>>748988
It's basically a hobby for this NEET, >>749079


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.749258 del
>>749247
I thought it was meant to be a tiger.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.749259 del
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>>749247
I got snacks


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.749260 del
I ate all my snacks.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.749261 del
And of course he doesn't reply.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.749262 del
>>749261
He doesn't love you.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.749263 del
drink driving is cool


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.749264 del
*knock knock*


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.749265 del
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NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.749266 del
Going to go to Aldi and then Coles. No appointment with Dan but I've heard he accepts walk-ins.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.749267 del
two supermarkets?!?!?!?!?!


1 NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.749268 del
20


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.749269 del
>>749266
We even let boongs walk in at my fine establishment!


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.749270 del
>>749266
Bring me back a pack of burger rings thanks.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.749271 del
>>749257
What the fuck are you on about?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.749272 del
>>749268
>1NEET [BRUCE] 2 minutes ago [Preview] No. 749268 [X] del
>20


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.749273 del
>>749271
Settle down m8


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.749274 del
>>749267
Don't worry neet, even the heaviest among us started as mere junior executives.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.749275 del
Sorry Weber but this shits all over your 'Vette.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.749276 del
>>749273
I'm going to rape you up the arse and call weber a fat bitch.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.749277 del
>>749275
Impossible.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.749278 del
>>749276
I'm going to dob on you.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.749279 del
Remember the old days when he loved Weber?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.749280 del
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NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.749281 del
>>749279
He's not the one that used to say that.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.749282 del
>>749281
They both loved him.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.749283 del
>>749268
fuck off buro


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.749284 del
>>749279
I still love weber. He is probably my favourite neet with mongk in a distant second.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.749285 del
>>749271
Stick to the tennis m8


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.749286 del
>>749284
He is a damn fine NEET.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.749287 del
>>749269
You're a kind man Dan.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.749288 del
>>749279
Let his father rest in peace please.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.749289 del
>>749284
Cruisey will always be my fav. And speaking of the pothead, he hasn't mention the negga missus in a while. I think she got rid of him.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.749290 del
>>749285
You really don't know which neet you're replying to.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.749291 del
It is trolling itself again.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.749292 del
In between bait posts.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.749293 del
It is talking about itself again.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.749294 del
Ol' OpSec got a bit worried I was profiling him.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.749295 del
It is worried someone is worried.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.749296 del
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Elon can't win no matter what he does


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.749297 del
>>749296
World's smallest violin.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.749298 del
>>749267
There's no need for it


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.749299 del
>>749275
Faker shaker


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.749300 del
Getting my life together tomorrow


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.749301 del
>>749300
>tomorrow
Sounds do-able NEET.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.749302 del
>>749289
I feel loved.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.749303 del
>>749300
doable


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.749304 del
He loves me.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.749305 del
Waiting for some thot to come out of the shower so I can rape her.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.749306 del
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For neets who got to see it, was onepiece any good?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.749307 del
>>749275
>Replica


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.749309 del
Want a tea soaked duck from Ying Chow


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.749310 del
>>749309
Imagine the grease.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.749311 del
>>749309
I blasted through the pedestrian crossing on Gouger St today while there were a couple of dirty chinks stepping onto it.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.749312 del
>>749308
Limit the dailymail articles to on3(one) per day please.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.749313 del
>>749310
We'd lay in a bath of rice, pouring the tea over us to let it seep in the oil.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.749314 del
>>749313
Weber spinning Cruisey on the lazy susan


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.749315 del
Biting bok choy and baby carrots then spitting them in the soup.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.749317 del
>>749316
What is the full story there?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.749318 del
>>749311
I bet the real story is that you made eye contact and waved them through.
The elderly one smiled at you and you bowed, then felt a little awkward because you're sitting in a car.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.749319 del
>>749317
Goading eshays


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.749320 del
>>749260
everybody likes a snack


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.749321 del
>>749318
No, the real story is I got stuck at the boom gate in the Central Markets carpark when the machine failed and then turned right and the fucking idiots on the road were 1) honoring the fucking 20kmph council worker restriction sign that has been there for like 18 months now and 2) stopping every time some fucking chink looked like wanting to cross the road when there's no legal obligation to stop unless they're actually already crossing
I was fucked off.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.749322 del
>>749318
They thought he was buddha and smiled and waved.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.749323 del
>>749320
BBQ rice crackers and foodland cherry bites (like cherry ripe but in smaller squares)


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.749324 del
>>749317
Meth head ran over somebody's foot (which was why the women had their phones out) and then did what you see here and didn't stop. Liberator Drive, Paralowie. Somebody followed it home, so I believe the authorities have the footage, plate number, and house number.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.749325 del
>>749321
I've been stuck coming out of there. I think it was left turn only for a while.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.749326 del
Jews are all inbred.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.749327 del
>>749325
It also fucks me off that a street named after one of the founding fathers of BEST A doesn't have a single sign in English, everything is written in fucken Chink, including BANK SA.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.749328 del
on the barbiturates


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.749329 del
>>749326
This is true, as evidenced by a whole swathe of genetic conditions that only affect them. Known collectively as 'the Jewish diseases'.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.749330 del
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>>749104
>>money isn't real
you know this one is true, right?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.749332 del
>>749326
>>749329
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_genetics_of_Jews
wikipedia isn't even attempting to deny it for once


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.749333 del
>>749331
How is that Chink related?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.749334 del
Why does he keep posting that gook?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.749335 del
>>749187
>>749188
>>749189
thanks for sharing, neet


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.749336 del
>>749327
>Gouger was a committed member of Freemasonry and a founding member of the South Australian Lodge of Frenship. He was elected and initiated into the Craft at the first meeting of that Lodge which was held on 27 November 1834 at the South Australian Association in London. This Lodge was especially founded to become the first Lodge in the yet to be proclaimed colony of South Australia.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.749337 del
Listening to it piss and fart with the door open as it meows and baby talks with one of the cat
Just a disgusting human being


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.749338 del
>>749337
Disgusting things that don't need to be shared here.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.749339 del
>>749337
All you have to do is stab it to death, Monk.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.749340 del
I'll put some money in your prison snack fund each week.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.749341 del
>>749333
it simply is
otherwise you are next


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.749342 del
>>749339
He's too useless to do that.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.749343 del
>>749341
Fuck off, you filthy gypsy.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.749345 del
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NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.749346 del
poorly bantered


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.749348 del
>>749340
Thats all? There are certain NEETs here with professionally elongated gapes that could be of use bringing in something better


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.749349 del
>>749347
Zoomers like you shouldn't be allowed on here.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.749350 del
Smoking smuggled choof wrapped in a used chux, the Barwen special


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.749351 del
Time to splurge, just got my tax refund.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.749352 del
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I keep reading the trauma memes but only for cringe value now.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.749353 del
Weber is so fat because he's unhappy with his life and he fills the void with food.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.749354 del
>>749350
People would pay good money just to smoke the used chux fibres


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.749355 del
>>749352
Sounds gay.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.749356 del
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NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.749357 del
Weber is mad.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.749358 del
>>749357
Not really.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.749359 del
Oink oink, you fat pig.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.749360 del
>>749345
Still waiting on that confirmation from the Big Fella...


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.749361 del
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They upvoted this one to the top. I can't believe I used to go there unironically. I was in a very dark place at the time.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.749362 del
>>749360
You expect to much.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.749363 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.749364 del
>>749361
>I was in a very dark place at the time.
Wish you never left it.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.749365 del
>>749359
>>749364
Crudely goaded. Very poor quality goading.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.749366 del
>>749365
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.749367 del
>>749351
How much did you get NEET?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.749368 del
Considering a goon.
20 standards could probably knock me out


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.749369 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.749370 del
>>749368
Maybe just have 6 or 7 standards.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.749371 del
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This one made me think of those NEETs who have imaginary conversations while pacing in their hovel (I'm one of them).


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.749372 del
>>749371
I have them too. For the most part, I think it is just a side-effect of the loneliness.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.749373 del
>>749353
You fill your gape with us.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.749374 del
>>749372
Its a trauma response.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.749375 del
>>749374
Oh well. Not too much longer hopefully.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.749376 del
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>>749368
have some chamomile tea


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.749377 del
>>749373
let /ausneets/ fill your gape


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.749378 del
>>749375
Don't be like that please NEET. We need to find what joy in life we can.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.749379 del
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>>749187
>>749188
>>749189
Explains why my fucking train was late.

>>749204


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.749380 del
>>749368
Then wagon tomorrow?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.749381 del
>>749366
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.749382 del
>>749371
I saw a video of a public freakout in maccas on r/melbourne and it had me a bit shaky, like when I watch those videos of ticket inspector encounters.
One day I will overcome my fear of confrontation


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.749383 del
>>749382
No you didn't


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.749384 del
Low quality terraces


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.749385 del
Weber


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.749386 del
Typing winds him


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.749387 del
>>749352
>>749361
making the internet available to retards was a mistake


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.749388 del
>>749361
Cursed post


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.749389 del
>>749387
International Cruisey!


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.749390 del
>>749387
We should have never left the primordial ooze.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.749391 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.749392 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.749393 del
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Ready for tonights council meeting.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.749394 del
>>749371
Half my day is consumed by these things


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.749395 del
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>>749393
Me too.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.749396 del
Chicken is in teh oven


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.749397 del
>>749365
Have you blamed IGA yet?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.749398 del
Oink oink


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.749399 del
>>749397
It's nuro


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.749400 del
>>749374
Trauma-NEET will never accept the fact he is a major contributor to his own misery.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.749401 del
Back from teh shops. Bought some lamb mince. Mixed it in with a jar of salsa, a tin of black beans, and some onion. Put it over some corn chips. Big binge. Too stuffed to even wank.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.749402 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.749403 del
>>749400
He's a nigger


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.749404 del
>>749389
SOYFREE!


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.749405 del
>>749403
Based. I love niggers.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.749406 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.749407 del
>>749401
Good sounding feed.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.749408 del
>>749401
>corn chips
I got myself a bag of Mission while lg physically recoiled.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.749409 del
>>749401
Well binged NEET.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.749410 del
>>749406
He is one of two niggers I don't love.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.749411 del
>>749396
No its not. I just looked.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.749412 del
>>749410
Based.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.749413 del
Big Fella shows up yet faggot boot-licker refuses to post after it was caught out.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.749414 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.749415 del
Did you NEETs see that meme about how lots of men think about Ancient Rome everyday.
Well anyway for me it is literally true that I think about The Sopranos every day and have done for several years now.
It has become part of me and how I see the world around me.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.749416 del
The bee man is angry yet again. Understandable given its history.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.749417 del
>>749415
I think about weber's arse everyday.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.749418 del
>>749408
>Mission
Which variety?
I like extreme cheese and the white (dog) tortilla strips.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.749419 del
>>749417
Every time I use the chux in the kitchen.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.749420 del
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NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.749421 del
If only you knew what I know about Bee Man...


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.749422 del
The greybeard ex-Jedi mercenary is the only interesting character in Ahsoka. In a sane world he would win. Instead he will end up killed by one of the girlbosses.

I did not like the casting of Thrawn. Actor lacks the strength of character.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.749423 del
I can hear revving dirtbikes and cheering chavs outside. Bad home life.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.749424 del
I don't like lamb mince or pork mince. Or chicken or turkey mince either. They don't taste like the real thing.
Beef mince is the only one I will eat.
I wish I liked the pork mince because it is often very cheap.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.749425 del
Acquired.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.749426 del
Weber was that you who took the photo of the First Nations elders with the trolleys full of goon?
Is your Dan Murphy's boycott over?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.749427 del
>>749425
Just have one half glass tonight NEET. Learn to savour it.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.749428 del
>>749425
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.749429 del
The Thrawn novels were kino back in the day.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.749430 del
>>749427
Too late for that. It's already been covertly staged in a maccas coke and a sports drink.

>>749428
Yes, this will be my last drink of the year. Wagon status: ready to launch.

Operation Goon Finale is a go.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.749431 del
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>>749430
>this will be my last drink of the year.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.749432 del
Cruisey tried to get me to do an erotic Timon and Pumbaa roleplay with him once. I was meant to be Pumbaa.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.749433 del
He wanted to be downwind of me.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.749434 del
Listening to: Queen - Let Me Live. What a great song.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EwMwtAFw2LE [Embed]


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.749435 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.749436 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.749437 del
That vile Pepecado coin slot thread is still extant.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.749438 del
>>749390
idk, sometimes listening to a piece of music makes life worth living


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.749439 del
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NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.749440 del
No joke a good Pepe makes me feel life is worth living. I love that frog.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.749441 del
>>749418
I got the Mogged by a 12=yr old. Limited edition.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.749442 del
Remember when Cruisey would post vocaroos?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.749443 del
🎵🎵🎵 Who's the NEET with the big ol' NEET dick? Dick NEET! 🎵🎵🎵


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.749444 del
The 'Romanian' was never a Romanian. Let that sink in.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.749445 del
I'll call you tomorrow Weber, too busy right of the now, o7.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.749446 del
>>749444
>The 'Romanian
He's not my real father.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.749447 del
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>>749440


Have a blessed day Neets!


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.749448 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.749449 del
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>>749442
might be out of tune
https://voca.ro/1euuoYCVnOw6
>>749444
checked
also, futu-ti ghijania ma-tii ca v-am zis de o mie de ori ca sunt roman


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.749450 del
>>749449
Well played.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.749451 del
Still eating samosas


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.749452 del
Been so long since we saw a photo of a white belly hanging over a kitchen counter


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.749453 del
>>749452
He got too fat to show himself off any more.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.749454 del
neetstick in hand


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.749455 del
>>749454
Is worth two in the bush.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.749456 del
came


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.749457 del
saw


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.749458 del
conquered


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.749459 del
bred the natives


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.749460 del
I feel like I am an actor doing a bad performance of a human being.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.749461 del
>>749460
I've spent my entire 20s creating the ideal character that I should be, and doing almost nothing to turn it into a reality.
Just a whimsical, drunken daydream of an alternative history that I can't create in reality.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.749462 del
>>749461
Even if you played the part right you would still feel like you were doing a performance and weren't a real person.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.749463 del
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NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.749464 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.749465 del
I spilled about a quarter of teh corn chiops on teh floor. I'm going to kill whomever keeps fucking with me. Weber you've got one more chance.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.749466 del
>>749465
Stick to the tennis and leave Weber alone.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.749467 del
>>749462
Thats fine. I've resigned to the fact that I'm not real. My whole personality is just a confluence of all the bullshit I've seen or experienced, primarily from online sources. We like to joke about tiktok and propaganda but the truth is we're all a part of it. If you can't recognise that then its even more evident.
The only thing thats 'pure' in my mind is the human behaviour I saw between my parents and their friends and the culture generally when I was a kid
And according to that definition, I don't quite qualify as a man, let alone the character I've created. Some wogs in Carlton could tell me the menu price in a restaurant doesn't include GST, and I'd probably cop it. My character instinct tells me to ark up and cause a scene.
The alpha and the omega, the self and the perceived, taking acid as a teen and listening to TOOL.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.749468 del
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(9.03 MB 576x1024 mmp2.mp4)


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.749469 del
>>749450
thanks man
I have to get back on track


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.749470 del
>>749465
>chiops


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.749471 del
>>749443
Thunda lizard


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.749472 del
>>749467
>doesn't include gst
Did this happen?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.749473 del
can't stop touching my neetstick


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.749474 del
Just stopped touching my neetstick


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.749475 del
Who was the bottom in the nuro/iga relationship?
They can't both have been bottoms how would that even work?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.749476 del
Was it one of those arse to arse with a dildo scenarios?
I saw that in a movie once.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.749477 del
>>749475
Maybe they would do bum scissoring?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.749478 del
>>749476
Starring Elle Alexandra and Malena Morgan?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.749479 del
>>749478
>>749477
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dS2QwKRhnds [Embed]


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.749480 del
We never got our musical.
We gave him ONE FUCKING JOB.
To just produce a decent NEET musical with acceptable singing and half way decent choreography.
Did we get a return on our investment?
DID WE FUCK
We got shit, a blurry photo of an unopened keyboard carton.
Some NEETs no longer post here because of this shit.
WHERE IS OUR NEET MUSICAL YOU FRAUDULENT MOTHERFUCKER???
I for one will nevr invest again financially or emotionally.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.749481 del
Still got a big glass of goon but I want to go to bed. Not sure if I should skull it and risk being sick, stay up to drink it, or tip it down the sink. imissfather would suggest the latter because he is a sensible neet. I am considering the second option. The first seems retarded and pointless.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.749482 del
>>749481
Stay up to drink it and then drink some water.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 16:10 [Preview] No.749483 del
>>749482
I've had about half of it. I will have the water and some magnesium but I will tip the rest down the sink. It is too late for this neet.
Good night noot and thank you for your advice.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 16:14 [Preview] No.749484 del
>>749483
All good NEET I hope you have a good sleep.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 17:28 [Preview] No.749485 del
>>749481
I just put cling film over the top and chuck it in the fridge.
Won't taste any worse if it's flat.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.749486 del
Vinegar flavoured goon is the best


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.749487 del
I throw my leftover goon at boongs.
Share the wealth NEETs.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.749488 del
If I was iga I would fuck Nuro in the arse SO HARD


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 19:30 [Preview] No.749489 del
>>749488
STEAMED!


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 19:30 [Preview] No.749490 del
>>749480
Good question.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.749491 del
>>749487
I'm making my own cigs and pay next to nothing for them
always carry some extra for the hobos who need them
you never know where life throws you, tomorrow you might be in their shoes


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 19:32 [Preview] No.749492 del
>>749488
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YFgTcG0dwIM [Embed]


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.749493 del


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.749494 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.749495 del
>>749494
good morning


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.749496 del
morning neets and mongs


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.749497 del
Slept poorly, very tired


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.749498 del
might go to sleep soon
not drunk enough to pass out, not sober enough to fall asleep
cya cunts
>>749496
morning
>>749497
go to sleep again (if you can)


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.749499 del
>>749497
me too, from now on, chamomile tea every night before bed


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.749500 del
>>749491
Stop stealing hobos shoes


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.749502 del
>>749501
It's good to see your back International Cruisey.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.749503 del
Weber is so fat!


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 22:23 [Preview] No.749504 del
>>749503
Our skellies fear him.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.749505 del
Have you ever been to Herringbone Web?
Looks about as fancy as you can get in Adelaide.
I think you said you'd been to Fix and Firkin, is that good?


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.749506 del
That shithead NEET made rude comments, now Weber won't answer my question.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 23:26 [Preview] No.749507 del
>>749505
I have been to neither.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.749508 del
Testing if I'm banned after my new thread got nuked yesterday


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.749509 del
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>>749506
We all have to be careful with this warmer weather.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.749510 del
>>749508
Ignore the haters, I thought it was a good thread.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.749511 del
>>749510
I agree, it was funny and I felt like I worked in an important health message and reminder.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 23:53 [Preview] No.749512 del
>>749507
I want to try the Fox's gravy with the trio of pies with a pint of little red hen and a bowl of sticky date.


NEET 09/21/2023 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.749513 del
Washed. Hope I don't have a gut calamity again for the third day in the row.
Or at least not for the next 6 or so hours.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 00:00 [Preview] No.749514 del
>>749512
Oh right.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 00:00 [Preview] No.749515 del
>>749513
>gut calamity
Your body is telling you to clean up your lifestyle.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.749516 del
>>749515
You might be right. I have been thinking a lot about it.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.749517 del
>>749513
Good luck NEET.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.749520 del
I gave Weber a tapeworm in the hopes that the fat pig would lose weight.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.749521 del
Cat tried to hunt a magpie. Magpie has witnessed cats gradual deterioration and no longer regards cat as a credible predator. Magpie does not exploit this by swooping cat, magipie stays in its own lane.


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NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.749523 del
>>749521
>magipie stays in its own lane.
Based.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.749524 del
>>749516
>I have been thinking a lot about it
Sounds doable.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.749525 del
>>749522
It was a taepworm, you numpty.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.749526 del
Almost lunchtime, so tired.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.749527 del
>>749526
How's your blood sugar levels?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.749528 del
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NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.749529 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.749530 del
Operation Goon Finale today.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.749531 del
>>749527
Probably nill


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.749532 del
>>749530
Next is operation grand goon, then operation goon freedom, then operation enduring goon.
We've all read the global narrative


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.749533 del
>>749532
Trust the plan.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.749534 del
>>749530
I remember this operation being attempted before.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.749535 del
Can neets recommend any good movies from the 50s?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.749538 del
>>749535
The 39 steps is quiet good


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.749539 del
>>749535
About the ony ones I can think of are
Singin' in the Rain
Silk Stockings

My Fair Lady (1964)


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.749540 del
Just woke up. Need to start going to bed earlier. No drinking today.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.749541 del
>>749539
>My Fair Lady (1964)
if you're going that modern, then there's also the Sound of Music and Mary Poppins


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.749542 del
>>749541
Dr No, From Russia with Love, Goldfinger, and Thunderball are also the same age or earlier


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.749543 del
>>749535
Sorry NEET I don't think they made porn back then.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.749544 del
>>749543
porn has existed since cave paintings and usually one of the first things created/captured on any new medium


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.749545 del
Cruisey forgot yesterday was Earth, Wind, & Fire Day.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.749546 del
So it turns out the stunt driver yesterday was a nigger. Hit the other sheila's car and refused to hand over her details, ran over her foot, and then plowed into that oncoming car.
SAPOL will run the usual "not enough evidence to prosecute" because they love niggers.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.749547 del
>>749546
Try that in a small town


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.749548 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.749549 del
>>749548
The shills are so tiresome


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.749550 del
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NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.749551 del
>>749550
Hoped this would be a Wu-Tang picture.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.749552 del
>>749550
That is my exact body type.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.749553 del
Rich NEETs north of Adelaide.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.749554 del
lord knows they all just want to have cruisey's sweet hole


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.749555 del
>>749552
Hello handsome.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.749556 del
Still waiting to see MoscatoNEET's new shoes.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.749557 del
Weber's Dan Murphy's boycott is over.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.749558 del
>>749556
I've been in a big boong sesh the last few days but I am coming out of it.
They are pretty boring black oxfords so you aren't missing much.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.749559 del
>>749558
Has uni already broken up?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.749560 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.749561 del
I hope he is not neglecting his studies.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.749562 del
>>749560
forget it


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.749563 del
I'm done with this place


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.749564 del
The mid-semester break is on if that is what you are asking. The two unis are meant to be merging, not splitting into yet more unis.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.749565 del
>>749563
sit down neet, you're not going anywhere


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.749566 del
>>749563
I've been saying that for many years now.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.749567 del
>>749105
Old retired people are kind of helpless because they're stuck at home with nothing to do and nobody to talk to so they just get sucked down whatever idiot conspiracy-theory rabbithole Facebook or YouTube sucks them into.
Unlike all you fine, upstanding young NEETs, obviously...


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.749568 del
No-one can resist Dan for long.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.749569 del
>>749563
You are not.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.749570 del
>>749563
Leaving forevor?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.749571 del
>>749552
Would you make it to the top?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.749572 del
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NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.749573 del
>>749566
The show must go on!


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.749574 del
>>749571
If there was a KFC up there.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.749575 del
>>749563
Gonna retire?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.749576 del
Did a huge poo.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.749577 del
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NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.749578 del
What was that dinosaur film about the brothers on the island?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.749579 del
>>749574
You can do it NEET! I believe in (You)!


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.749580 del
Nevermind, it is Dinotopia.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.749581 del
>>749576
Fell out of you?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.749582 del
Downloading Dinotopia (2002).


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.749583 del
>>749582
>Dinotopia (2002)
6.5/10 on imdb.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.749584 del
>>749583
Nostalgia bumps it up a lot for me.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.749585 del
Is Monk up yet?
Has he even gone to bed?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:38 [Preview] No.749586 del
>>749564
Any keggers lined up?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.749587 del
>>749586
Moscato brunches might be more his thing.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.749588 del
What was that cartoon series where teh dinosaurs had lasers and people rode them like horses?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.749589 del
I don't understand why Weber got so upset that I mentioned his Dan Murphy's boycott.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.749590 del
>>749588
Dinoriders. My friend had the big brontosaurus toy.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.749591 del
>>749587
Based.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.749592 del
He could meet a nice Asian girl at a moscato brunch. She would admire his new shoes and baggy chinos.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.749593 del
Fucking illiterate guitarists. Both too good to need it and too dumb to understand it.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.749594 del
>>749592
They aren't actually baggy, she is off her rocker. And I am too racist to have an irregular gf.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.749595 del
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>>749590
Thanks, the imagery is still bussin to this day, fr no cap.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.749596 del
>>749594
Those chinos are very loose around the arse.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.749597 del
>>749593
Calm down m8


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.749598 del
>>749592
Asian women are really into the frat boy fit, it's the only way white people can be flashy without balkan


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.749599 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.749600 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.749601 del
This guy's voice is very soothing, no homo.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zEBUqXAUwxo [Embed]


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.749602 del
not gonna lie, could use some quiche right now


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.749603 del
>>749599
She's monstrous.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.749604 del
>>749602
Lorraine?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.749605 del
>>749517
Just shit myself on shift.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.749606 del
>>749605
good work neet, how much are you being paid per poo, if you don't mind me asking?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.749607 del
finally watching one piece


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.749608 del
>>749526
I had a cottage pie and an apple and guava juice.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.749609 del
>>749528
They have dumbed down and refined a once complex and multifaceted being to a two word slogan.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.749610 del
>>749536
This is a terrible post.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.749611 del
>>749605
Wipe it and hodl


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.749612 del
>>749545
Paaarty ah dancing in September


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.749613 del
>>749609
He lives loves and likes chicken burgah.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.749614 del
>>749613
No, he's being exploited by his wrangler brother.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.749615 del
I should be doing that exploiting.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.749616 del
>>749603
It makes me uncomfortable how he has started Debickiposting. He chooses such bad photos as well, going for really low resolution shit and obvious shops.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.749617 del
>>749615
Based and Bossman pilled.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.749618 del
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>>749607
I like that it's still not so pozzed that they can have an obese blasian girl as a baddie


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.749619 del
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>>749616
Goddess.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.749620 del
Engine isn't running after I fixed the machine, woe. At least it turns over, probably a fitting issue


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.749621 del
>>749620
Did you acquire a bike?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.749622 del
Got a confession to make


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.749623 del
One(1) which I'm not proud of.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.749624 del
>>749623
Out with it.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.749625 del
>>749622
goon, choof, chockies or springies? What did you binge on? I bet it was lamb


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.749626 del
Tell us


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.749627 del
>>749622
We know you're gay neet.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.749628 del
>>749627
and that you don't give reach arounds, even when you promise you will


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.749629 del
Morning fellas
Salt and vinegar peanuts for 5pm breakkaaky
Might break my promise and get gooned again tonight, its just so fun


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.749630 del
>>749629
Good morning.

>Might break my promise
I am shocked.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.749631 del
>>749629
Operation Goon Finale tonight?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.749632 del
>>749629
Remember when you used to be a 'chad' and women wanted to sex you?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.749633 del
>>749632
He's fallen on hard times, with effort and hard work he'll be back.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.749634 del
>>749629
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.749635 del
>>749625
Oh it is much much worse than eating lamb.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.749636 del
Are you putting a bet on the footy tonight Monk?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.749637 del
>>749635
Tell us please.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.749638 del
>>749631
>>749634
>>749633
Yes

>>749636
Collingwood will win but I'm just not sure how to cook this one up
Pies 25+ looks a goer


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.749639 del
>>749638
GWS have been running pretty hot, I would not bet against them.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.749640 del
Collingwood are going to be in the Grand Final. Guaranteed.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.749641 del
>>749546
This is almost as bad as that 'vegan cyclist bashed by a Holden driver' vid.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.749642 del
>>749528
>Supporter


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.749643 del
>>749501
Fucko off gypsy faggot


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.749644 del
>>749640
Stick to the tennis


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.749645 del
Just found out that Italian does not come from vulgar latin, and that latin as we know it, is actually just literary latin, which is only from the 13th century i knew that bit but Dante only wrote in Florentine vernacular.
So Italian is actually mutated Florentine, which was written in the Classic latin alphabet.

It's all fucking lies.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.749646 del
Who is this new neet Debicki posting?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.749647 del
Debeki posts me, but I'm not the new NEET.
She better not make me feel jealous.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.749648 del
Oh Christ, it's another schizophrenic.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.749649 del
>>749644
Stanners will be the NEET GF. Guaranteed.


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NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.749651 del
>>749643
cranky neet


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.749652 del
>>749648
Do they eat shit?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.749653 del
>>749651
Give him a wank to calm him down.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.749654 del
>>749650
I bet you wish you were that maid, don't you?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.749655 del
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NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.749656 del
>>749652
I still don't understand this meme.
Is this like that "Annie, are you okay?" meme where there wasn't really any meaning to it?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.749657 del
>>749653
Why do I always have to do it, it's not fair.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.749658 del
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NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.749659 del
>>749654
FRM-NEET cries itself to sleep every night wishing exactly that.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.749660 del
>>749656
We can't forget what happened in that pan.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.749661 del
>>749658
Based.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.749662 del
>>749657
You have nice soft neet hands.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.749663 del
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Garn a stdout and jar of them rollmops. They better be good Cruisey.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.749664 del
>>749655
Debeki wants some meat in her taco


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.749665 del
>>749663
They are like sex in your mouth.
Think about me when you take the first bite.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.749666 del
>>749658
We've seen this feed


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.749667 del
>>749666
Satan please


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.749668 del
Can't get over latin being a Tuscan language.
This is going to take some time to process.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.749669 del
>>749665
what are you wearing?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.749670 del
>>749655
Chapati made me fatty.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.749671 del
>>749654
Not dressed up like that but in that position of subservience absolutely.
>>749659
Okay?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.749672 del
Might as well be speaking eastern euro. B's and R's are interchangeable. H is sometimes dropped from the start, M dropped from the end.
It's all lies.
No connection to the Roman Empire.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.749673 del
>>749660
Is the meme mocking nuro or IGA or is there no difference?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.749674 del
>>749669
Tight undies, not the same ones I shit in.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.749675 del
>>749674
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.749676 del
Choppin a mix and eatin some chips


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.749677 del
>>749676
Chicken salt roaches nicely.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.749678 del
>>749673
I do not know their relationship status. They were married but they haven't provided us with any updates since.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.749679 del
>>749678
They are probably too busy with their double ended dildo.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.749680 del
Sch or Sh is Germanised. Barely the same continent.
The alps don't exist.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.749681 del
>>749680
>The alps
Just glorified hills.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.749682 del
>>749599
>1 cm taller


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.749683 del
>>749682
Zehra Güneş is 197cm although she doesn't have the same mummy-vibe as Debicki.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.749684 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.749685 del
Imagine calling yourself a faithful and discreet slave.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.749686 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.749687 del
>>749684
TIMEBT.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.749688 del
>>749681
If the German language can waddle over them, no wonder Hannibal could get elephants over them.

All lies.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.749689 del
>>749686
You look good NEET.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.749690 del
>>749683
>mummy


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.749691 del
>>749688
They put shovels in the elephant trunks. They dug through.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.749692 del
>>749684
Wasn't he trying to slim down.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.749693 del
belching, echoing toilet bowl fart. disgusting freak.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.749694 del
>>749692
I think that is him slimmed down.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.749695 del
>>749683
damn, she's a qt3.14
gotta ask her if she doesn't want to attack romania again


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.749696 del
>>749693
You're vile.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.749697 del
Big bootaey belchers


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.749698 del
>>749690
Rachel Weisz is the only /ausneets/-approve mummy-vibe gf.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.749699 del
>>749695
She has occupied my heart.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.749700 del
>>749696
I bet he smiled for a sec before remembering his dotty countenance.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.749701 del
>>749692
He said he gained in that video.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.749702 del
>>749693
It's escaping from you.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.749703 del
Are TCL phones any good?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.749704 del
Might get gooned and watch Dinotopia.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.749705 del
>>749703
A good toilet phone at most.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.749706 del
why are all the phone model reviews on Youtube done by Indians?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.749707 del
>>749706
It's the needful.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.749708 del
>>749706
Testing toilet phones.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.749709 del
sarah banks bum


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.749710 del
filthy soap holder


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.749711 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.749712 del
>>749709
>>749710
Put it away.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.749714 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.749715 del
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Went for a ride out to Jaycar to get some rj13 terminals and 30m of two core for my WAN cable. Got to abuse the e-scooter commuters coming the other way on the bike track so I had a good time.
Vote No.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.749716 del
>>749715
What form did your supposed abuse of the scooter riders take?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.749717 del
>>749715
> abuse the e-scooter commuters
You should show them kindness.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.749718 del
>>749716
He was yelling "chicken burgah" at them.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.749719 del
>>749718
Based.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.749720 del
>>749685
a proper slave speaks on when spoken too


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.749721 del
Cruisey makes all his mongs call him master.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.749722 del
>>749104
these types are dullards LARPing as midwits. They want thier little niche area of expertise like flat earth or some gnostic shit that people with higher IQ would righfully refuse to engage them on. Often they come out with some half remembered bad advice without mechanism or theory, tap their nose and say its the wisdom of an ancestor who was successful backinna olden daze so irrefutable. Never forget that stupidity is power when its obstinate and can inflict itself on a group dynamic. Their power is to retard the whole program from progressing, or reaching safety or just not going backwards.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.749723 del
>>749720
I'll speak all over you if you command master.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.749724 del
>>749721
He is tough but fair.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.749725 del
Signs I have seen that indicate you are talking to a nutjob. If they say:
>Port Arthur was a false flag
>Australia is not an actual country but is a corporation listed on the New York or London Stock Exchange

Either of those two are dead giveaways. Back away slowly.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.749726 del
>>749721
Master bater.
i think everyone knows im a wanker


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.749727 del
>>749668
Purus?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.749728 del
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Hello NEETs have not posted all week.

Nuro just scored this pork knuckle cracking and chips and gravy from a food vendor for 15 bucks… dare I say it ?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.749729 del
>>749727
Doesn't exist.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.749730 del
>>749726
Have you been wanking in front of them?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.749731 del
>>749728
Looks good. You can dare to say it.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.749732 del
>>749728
Based.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.749733 del
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gonna dump some


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.749734 del
>>749671
>Okay?
Not 4U buddy lmao


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.749735 del
>>749728
Good feed.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.749736 del
>>749731
Ok then

B A S E D


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.749737 del
>>749728
>have not posted all week.
A suspicious declaration.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.749738 del
>>749736
Based.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.749739 del
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>>749728
Based non-gook-muck


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.749740 del
>>749672
>No connection to the Roman Empire
The shit that spews out of your mouth is downright embarrassing.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.749741 del
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(3.50 MB 480x480 1677971847233319.webm)
(1.15 MB 640x800 minecrack.webm)


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.749742 del
>>749741
Are you hitting the goon International Cruisey?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.749743 del
>>749733
Those two blokes were excellent


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.749744 del
>>749703
Two empty pea tins and some string is all any psychotic NEET NEEDs.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.749745 del
>>749740
There was a thousand years inbetween in that area.
Western Roman Empire was a joke and not real.
Eastern one is pretty suspect too.


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NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.749747 del
Pies to win
De Goey to get 20+ disposals

Paying $1.95. 10 bucks on.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.749748 del
>>749746
7.5/10


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.749749 del
>>749747
>10 bucks on.
easy come easy go


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.749750 del
Considering the Goading all week…Omg the pork tastes better than Stanners bitxh boy tears.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.749751 del
>>749747
Good luck King.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.749752 del
>>749750
>the Goading all week
I saw that reflection photo he posted of you again. I had forgotten how awful you look lol.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.749753 del
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>>749742
I'm working
so yeah


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.749754 del
>>749750
Don't you have to share? What's his is his.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.749755 del
>>749753
Good. Why did you leave us before we missed you?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.749756 del
>>749752
>how awful you look lol.
A handsome devil.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.749757 del
>>749725
If they say:
>Good night, WHITE


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.749758 del
>>749752
Slurp…. Yep, Better than the Tears….


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.749759 del
>>749757
Tiffo is BASED.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.749760 del
>>749757
That blog was always good to catch up on.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.749761 del
>>749758
I've been drinking pineapple juice.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.749762 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.749763 del
>>749728
Should have got the trotters...


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.749764 del
>>749760
Tiffin kept his blog going on some dark corner of the net that no one goes. Some say its on linkedin.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.749765 del
>>749764
I wish he would accept my connection request.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.749766 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.749767 del
Got the hangover horniness


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.749768 del
>>749767
Don't look at me when you say that.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.749770 del
>>749768
>>749769
Well bantered.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.749771 del
Did they boo the welcome to country at the footy? I missed it.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.749772 del
stupid abo welcome to country bullshit at the footy


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.749773 del
>>749728
>have not posted all week.

You really are one lying manipulative POS.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.749774 del
I wish we had a fucking moderator or something.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.749775 del
>>749773
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.749776 del
>>749774
Many have tried to control the show but it must go on!


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.749777 del
>>749745
this is what happens when you let wogs run anything bigger than a family pizza store


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.749778 del
>>749773
He posted just yesterday: >>749151


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.749779 del
>>749777
I wouldn't mind having an Italian woman run her tongue along my neetstick if you know what I mean...


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.749780 del
>>749774
>fucking
Or a
*rub 'n' tug one


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.749781 del
>>749780
He new, he new!


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.749782 del
>>749780
We want one who does "anything".


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.749783 del
>>749737
Leave him alone, he's dead.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.749784 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.749785 del
>>749783
That was for an insurance fraud, I think.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.749786 del
I'd love to have a glass of pineapple juice with Monaro.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.749787 del
>tfw no $150


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.749788 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_PVLCZE_ov0 [Embed]


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.749789 del
>>749748
Better than 90% of Womboflix selections.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.749791 del
>>749790
Olive?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.749792 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.749793 del
The live chat on the footy streaming website is pretty fucking funny


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.749794 del
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Retiring for the night with rain pouring and blade runner sounds….


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.749796 del
>>749794
Based.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.749797 del
>>749794
Good night.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.749798 del
>>749794
What keyboard is that numo? Do you miss using a mouse?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.749799 del
>>749795
Handsome devil.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.749800 del
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>>749755
alcoholism
plus I bypassed my router's blacklist by connecting to my other router


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.749801 del
>>749800
>router's blacklist
Put this site on the white list.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.749802 del
>>749764
Some say it was Tiffo's low-key pedo posts that brought 16chan down.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.749803 del
>>749802
Tiffin-net will launch again one day.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.749804 del
>>749794
Goodnight.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.749805 del
>>749801
it already is


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.749806 del
>>749800
>alcoholism
Local Cruisey has needed you so it's good that you're back to sort out the Boong cycle.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.749807 del
garn make some chomomile tea, you neets want any?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.749808 del
>>749807
shot glass of it please.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.749809 del
>>749803
The tin will rise again.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.749810 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.749811 del
>>749807
I'll have a shot glass too please.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.749812 del
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>>749656
>that "Annie, are you okay?" meme where there wasn't really any meaning to it?
That was a lyric from Michael Jackson's hit song Smooth Criminal, which was later covered by American pretend-punk funsters Alien Ant Pharm.
It was all before your time.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.749813 del
possum once kept a miniature giant space hamster as a pet


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.749814 del
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>>749722
>Never forget that stupidity is power when its obstinate and can inflict itself on a group dynamic.
That's how we got where we are now.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.749815 del
Is anyone else on the goon? I feel so alone, its a Friday night and there is no neetboard banter happening


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.749816 del
Carn orange team.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.749817 del
Carn Monk's bet


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.749818 del
>>749817
De Goey is going to get the touches.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.749819 del
>>749790
>>749769
Tiktok faggots and cats.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.749820 del
>>749819
Have a pineapple juice and calm down.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.749821 del
>>749793
Yeah, seem like a good bunch of knobs.
I asked them if they were from sp but got no replies.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.749822 del
>>749815
It usually dies off when it is clear there will be more niga drama.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.749823 del
>>749806
I haven't had a drink today either.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.749824 del
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That neet stopped saying she is fat once she started getting more slutty.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.749825 del
>>749824
I don't think anyone really cares about Olive any more.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.749826 del
>>749820
Well bantered.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.749827 del
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>>749824
she was always a whore


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.749828 del
>>749824
Handsome fella.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.749829 del
>>749806
trying my best not to go back to vodka
it goes out of hand too quickly


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.749830 del
>>749827
Friday night should be Twink night.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.749831 del
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>>749824
>>749827
use spoilers


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.749832 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.749833 del
>>749830
Why not cats and tiktoks as well?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.749834 del
>>749832
I'll make sure it's approved next Thursday.
I'll bring the pineapple juice.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.749835 del
>>749833
Caturday is tomorrow.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.749836 del
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>>749831
Better?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.749837 del
>>749836
Their faces are the stages of me taking a poo right to left


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.749838 del
The Continental just dropped, will wait till tomorrow when there is more seeders.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.749839 del
>>749818
17/20 disposals at half time. Easy. Just neet pies to step up and stop fucking around


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.749840 del
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NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.749841 del
>>749835
Fagurday is everday for FRM/Bee-NEET.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.749842 del
>>749841
What about those two blokes in Queensland?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.749843 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.749844 del
>>749772
Funny how there was none of that acknowledgement BS in the referendum pamphlet.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.749845 del
>>749842
FRM is female


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.749846 del
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Strange dish today, it's a Persian soup. It's yoghurt based with rice and green herbs.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.749847 del
>>749845
So who's is man?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.749848 del
>>749838
Give us a review when you watch it please. Mel Gibson.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.749849 del
>>749846
Looks interesting. How does it taste?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.749850 del
>>749836
Maybe if you'd been on a boat for 5 months.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.749851 del
>>749846
I would like a spoonful please.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.749852 del
ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR GRAMS OF PRINGLES DOWN THE HATCH


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.749853 del
>>749852
>ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR GRAMS
Shrinkflation.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.749854 del
>>749852
Which flavour? Sour cream and onion?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.749855 del
>>749847
wHATEVER random dude she's fucking this weekend.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.749856 del
>>749846
That doesn't sound like soup


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.749857 del
>>749854
GET OUT


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.749858 del
>>749855
Poorly goaded.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.749859 del
Looking forward to the crumbs once he goes to sleep


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.749860 del
>>749852
Based.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.749861 del
>>749859
Smart.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.749862 del
>>749849
Imagine rice pudding with mint and dill. Like a lot of Persian food, it's not bogged down with heavy spices.
Mine has too much rice and the European counterparts of the Persian herbs.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.749863 del
>>749846
nOT to tak


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.749864 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.749865 del
BeeNeet and Eye were once besteez.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.749866 del
>>749846
Strange but interesting.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.749867 del
>>749856
I don't think there's an english word.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.749868 del
>>749858
Nuro really has it out for me because of her. I don't know why. He has been making lots of low quality sniping posts lately.
She is getting married btw.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.749869 del
Good game of footy.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.749870 del
>>749862
Imagine you making an AUSSIE dish...


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.749871 del
Carn the fucken pies!


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.749872 del
>>749868
That is IGA goading you m8.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.749873 del
We should all call nuro right now. Check yellow pages.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.749874 del
>>749872
I struggle to tell them apart but I believe you. Nuro is probably in a food coma.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.749875 del
>>749871
Steak and kidney?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.749876 del
>>749874
They're a single cohesive family unit.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.749877 del
>>749873
Is bosslady still providing his internet connection?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.749878 del
>>749876
United arse-to-arse?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.749879 del
>>749866
The Iranians have more rice and stew dishes than I can count, if it's meat its probably barbequed, they have some wild drinks. It's right up there on the list of alien cuisines.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.749880 del
>>749870
I just don't bother posting them pete, how many photos of vegimite on toast do you want to look at?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.749881 del
They put sultanas in their rice.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.749883 del
>>749881
Here's the strangest one I can think of
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gheimeh
Imagine mixing a minimum chips, spaghetti sauce and BEANS. I wouldn't say it's good, but it's cheap.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.749884 del
De Goey is a chad
Handsome, built, tatted up, loves a sesh in bali and handles the ball like a champ


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.749886 del
>>749883
They eat a lot of mutton in the middle east. You don't see it often here.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.749887 del
>>749886
They typically don't eat pig. Not just the jews. They don't keep much cattle, but they have lots of sheep and goat - they are fine on shrubs and in mountainous terrain.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.749888 del
TGIF! Have a Blessed day Neets, o7


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.749889 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.749890 del
>>749887
Yeah the surprise is that they eat mutton instead of lamb. We eat almost exclusively lamb here. Mutton goes in dog food.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.749891 del
>>749888
Have a good day, fella.

>>749890
They try to get the most out of it, and eat old sheep too. They are poor people who can't afford so much wastage.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.749892 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PvSMiHFAjzo [Embed]


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.749893 del
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>>749798
Corsair K83 mate. Good luck finding one. The Jew fears the track pad.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.749894 del
markets tomorrow and i should be asleep


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.749895 del
Exciting finish to the footy. Carn GWS.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.749896 del
Get some pies yew


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.749897 del
Cha-ching!


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.749898 del
>>749897
Well done.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.749899 del


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.749900 del
Dan can smell a gooner's windfall.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.749901 del
>>749881
I like that with naan and dipping it in the yoghurt dill sauce.
There is a nice Persian restaurant in Salisbury down the road where the goodwill and church are.
They used to make Zeytoon Parvardeh when they were on john St, but no longer do.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.749902 del
Wish cruisey would stop being a dog cunt and give monk 7k( tac deductible charitable donation to a victim of the standards) so he could have a Melbourne trip and get on the green tables one last time.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.749903 del
>>749894
Get me 5 bier sticks, a stick of rosemary mettwurst, a capsicum chutney, some preserved cheese and a sour dough roll please.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.749904 del
>>749903
Bit presumptive thinking your average gen dweller has that kind of cash on hand.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.749905 del
>>749902
You could be a herder there. I have nation wide insurance.
I'll pay mum to do the paperwork.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.749906 del
Fuck neets, bottleo closing soon. I need some goon that can be had straight. Suggestions?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.749907 del
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>>749904
I think it was 15 or so but rice costs more.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.749908 del
>>749905
>>749905
Monks has always looked down on herding. I’ve been clearing 3k+ after tax Most fortnight’s. The occasional bum wipe isn’t for every one.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.749909 del
>>749908
It can work out well once you build a roster. Good work.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.749910 del
I have put the winter quilt back on the bed. It was too soon to swap it out for the summer one. The cold nights have been too much for me.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.749911 del
>>749908
You are doing well NEET. Save up for a house deposit.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.749912 del
>>749909
Yeah lots of penalties under the award. Few of my clients want me to go private under my own ABN. Tempting since I could make the same as I do now working less. I’d be tucking over my current mob after they’ve looked after me so I don’t think I’ll do it.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.749913 del
>>749906
If you don't know the basics about goon then you should not be making late night bottle-o runs.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.749914 del
>>749908
I do look down on it. Fuckin grim business to be in.
The mob mum works for is super dodgy too. Literally none of the women who work there know how to setup a new laptop. The 'director' also just gives the credit card details out so that workers can signup to office365 on their own personal account. It's a wild mishmash of personal and professional software that I've had to teach her.
There's definitely a good market for NDIS related software because most of the operators are dumb boomers looking to extort the rort by employing older women who will work overtime and love to bitch about clients to their support worker friends and also a bunch of asians who also work for bupa or whoever.
Big fuckin market there for sure. Cruisey we should start a mong tech company and flog it to stupid housewives / "care coordinators"


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.749915 del
>>749913
I always mix it.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.749916 del
>>749914
You should humble yourself and ask mum to get you some herding shifts.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.749917 del
>>749916
I couldn't handle terminal cunts in public housing drinking cans of jim beam during my shift


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.749918 del
Envisioning monk being the Tom cruise support worker to a Dustin Hoffman participant.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.749919 del
>>749917
It would be like looking in a mirror.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.749920 del
I stopped using just for men this year. Managed to gather up
A bit of self awareness about how obvious dyed hair is.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.749921 del
>>749919
Bit of a rude remark (you cunt) but yes, I would like to avoid that


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.749922 del
>>749920
Do you have a lot of grey?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.749923 del
>>749922
Very salt and pepper on the sides, mild on the top.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.749924 del
>>749923
I am getting that way now. I am less concerned with my appearance now than when I was younger. I have become fatalistic about it.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.749925 del
>>749924
This is what the kids call 'cope'


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.749926 del
>>749925
fr fr no cap.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.749927 del
>>749924
read the wisdom of life, neet


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.749928 del
>>749914
I asked you about that a year ago


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.749929 del
“There is not much to be got anywhere in the world. It is filled with misery and pain; if a man escapes these, boredeom lies in wait for him at every corner. Nay more; it is evil which generally has the upper hand, and folly that makes the most noise. Fate is cruel and mankind pitiable.”
― Arthur Schopenhauer, The Wisdom of Life


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.749930 del
>>749928
Make sure you don't pay him in advance.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.749931 del
>>749929
seriously, read it in full
schoppie is not more of a pessimist than the stoics
he even mentioned god a couple of times along the book as a higher power


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.749932 del
>>749931
I have been looking at information on it and reading quotes. He seems to think you can live your life without worrying what others think of you which is so against human nature as to not be possible.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.749933 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.749934 del
>>749933
gn neet


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.749935 del
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laughed


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.749936 del
>>749932
he is the ultimate neet
his whole point is: the world is fucked, you're much better off alone
he also goes on how age makes then things we used to obsess about during our youth absolutelly irrelevant in old age
for the most part, he rants about how stupid most people are (that alone would make the book worth reading)
anyway, what he tries to convey is that if you have at least some intellectual calliber, you will sooner or later realize that there's nothing real in this world besides higher arts/intellectual duties
I'm drunk and I have no idea what I just typed, just read the book and ignore everything I said


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.749937 del
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might force my only friend to do a cover of in the aeroplane over the sea
pic rel is him drunk


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.749938 del
Weber is fat.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.749939 del
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>>749938
everyone knows it


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.749940 del
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>>749939
fuck wrong video


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.749941 del
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NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.749942 del
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NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.749943 del
>>749942
finally
gn boongs


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.749944 del
still awake
might or might not finish the 6th liter of beer
wish me luck


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.749945 del
HALG A LITER TO GO
LFGO


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.749946 del
I fisnisjhhed it
good night neets


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.749947 del
>>749946
Goon night NEET.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.749948 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.749949 del
>>749910
It is very nippy this morning.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.749950 del
>>749905
>I have nation wide insurance
When will UMM PTY LTD go national?
You can then release Webby from the Desk Whizzers.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.749951 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.749952 del
Big nasty zit on my neck.
I gave it a squeeze and got the gunk out but it's still sore and I think it'll grow another head.
Should have left it until it was more ready.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.749953 del
>>749950
When are you going to let monk and FIFO service you?
You are the cash cow.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.749954 del
Already on the antisemitic posting themes.
Garn be one of those days.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.749955 del
>>749952
I have been using this for my chest and it works quite well for spot applications and your whole body.
https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/1105/benzac-ac-wash-5-200ml

It can make you burn more quickly in the sun though. It has that as a warning on the bottle but it works well even with pimples below the skin.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 22:49 [Preview] No.749956 del
>>749955
How do you use it? Just rub it in?


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.749957 del
>>749953
>You are the cash cow.
Oh you! 😊


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.749958 del
>>749948
Morning.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.749959 del
>>749956
I put it on before a shower. I leave it in for 30 seconds as directed, then wash off immediately in the shower. Do not leave it longer. Start off using once a day. I still wash my face in the shower by scrubbing it but more lightly as it dries out my skin.

If you get any redness or peeling, stop for a few days. I still get nasty acne and it isn't a cure but my acne spots don't go on for weeks of annoyance. It probably isn't a long term use but it has helped me managed it a lot better.

The 5% is pretty harsh, do not use 10% to start off. There is a 2.5% spot cream but you need to wash your face after a few hours.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.749960 del
>>749956
>>749959
>Just rub it in?
Yes you can lather it on and just leave it.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.749961 del
Weber is fat.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.749962 del
>>749961
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.749963 del
>>749954
Try to be more comfy


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.749964 del
>>749963
They deleted the thread because it got too meta.
Jews aren't Hebrews and Palestinians aren't real.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.749965 del
>>749955
I only use water to wash. I even stopped using qv lotion.
Just water as hot as it goes directly on my face for 10 mins.


NEET 09/22/2023 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.749966 del
>>749957
If you play your cards right, and because monk won't rock up to shift you could get the CEO around to fill in. I'm trained in all forms of bowel care and know how to process toys through plan managers as 'remedial massage devices'.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.749968 del
In case you kids don't know what I'm referencing.
https://youtu.be/LEHtfdGElKo?si=1ovL1Z4PWn-EvZKx


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.749969 del


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.749970 del
>>749964
Im not talking about Jews, I'm saying that neets shouldn't become perma-buthurt. Eventually you'll become a schitzo


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.749971 del
>>749967
I enjoyed that


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.749972 del
>>749970
Yes.. Eventually.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.749973 del
>>749967
Well sung.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.749974 del


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.749975 del
Good morning NEETs.

Weber don't let the brown snakes keep you away please. No sulking.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.749976 del
>>749965
Use soap please.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.749977 del
>>749958
>>749975
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.749978 del
>>749976
It's no good for you. Dries you out, so they can sell you moisturiser.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.749979 del
It would be funny to roll him down a hill.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 01:32 [Preview] No.749980 del
Slow morning with you neets.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.749981 del
>>749965
That is terrible for your skin.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.749982 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8Hn_OWJS7NE [Embed]
This is fucking great.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.749983 del
>>749972
We've all seen what GOAD does to a neet, they self goad and eventually crack.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.749984 del
Did some house cleaning. Up on the chair for some mould removal from the ceiling.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.749985 del
I am struggling to moderate my food intake. If its there I eat it. If I eat some of it I can't stop myself from eating all of it.
I am a super executive sized NEET. The morbid O. The shame the shame.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.749986 del
>>749984
Well done.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.749987 del
>>749984
Well cleaned


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.749988 del
I just had a mong moment where I forgot my PIN and put in the wrong one twice even though I had just used the right one thirty seconds before.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.749989 del
>>749985
Carbs in carbs out, but if you're struggling try not to buy snack food and eat BEANS.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.749990 del
>>749989
>BEANS
When the executive cravings are upon me the beans just would not satisfy. Too boring. A chore to eat.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.749991 del
finished my first 100 pack of green tea bags, I need to move on to the loose leaf stuff


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.749992 del
>>749991
Good on you NEET. Buy yourself a fancy Japanese teapot.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.749993 del
>>749990
Is it easier to eat less, or eat more BEANS?
If you eat a can of beans in the morning you'll be full all day and won't suffer blood sugar swings


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.749994 del
>>749993
I'm sorry bean neet, beans just aren't as tasty as freshly cooked donuts smothered in melted chocolate and strawberries.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.749995 del
>>749993
I reckon it would be pretty challenging to start the day with a tin of beans. Tough to get them down.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.749996 del
So fat!


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.749997 del
>>749995
>>749994
Bean neets do as they will, executives suffer what they must


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.749998 del
>>749991
Celery salt and white pepper on the bacon and dashes of hot water along the way to stop it sticking. A pinch of white sugar as I put eggs in.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.749999 del
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FUCK OFF WIZZY, AUSNEETS IS WHITE MAN'S RIGHTFUL CLAY


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.750000 del
>>749999
yeaaaaah!


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.750001 del
TWU!


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.750002 del
Pooro


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.750003 del
>>749998
Yummo.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.750004 del
Woosti sauce and epa bbq sauce.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.750005 del
>>749998
Looks good.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.750006 del


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.750007 del
>>749985
Food calls, no restraint,
Super-sized NEET's morbid plight,
Shameful, endless fight.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.750008 del
>>750007
what are you about to binge on?


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.750009 del
>>750007
Well rhymed.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.750010 del
>>750008
Dinner undecided,
Uncertain, nothing feels right,
Choices elude me.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.750011 del
>>750006
I asked you to start buttering my bread.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.750012 del
>>750011
You don't need the extra oils.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.750013 del
>>750012
Don't check my cholesterol!


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.750014 del
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>>750012
I'll be the judge of that.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.750015 del
>>750013
See your GP.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.750016 del
Picturing Cruisey inserting the dipstick into various NEETs to check their oil levels.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.750017 del
Thinking about a dill and horseradish sauce, with Kewpie mayo for chicko rolls.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.750018 del
>>750016
Snorted


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.750019 del
Why'd Shiban refuck the flags?


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.750020 del
>>750019
Shaddup seppo


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.750021 del
weber e-girl arc


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.750022 del
Going to have breakfast, brush my teeth, and go to the shops.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.750023 del
appetite is raging, can't stop thinking about junk food. Had some salad and a banana to try and satisfy the need for feed


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.750024 del
>>749998
I'll have the same thanks.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.750025 del
>>750023
Pop out for a junk food run NEET. It can't be mentally healthy to fight the urges that hard.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.750026 del
It has been a while since Cruisey gave us a Chinaman update. I reckon he must be on a losing streak.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.750027 del
>>750023
What about eating mixed unsalted nuts to fill the void when needed. That's what I do.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.750028 del
>>750026
I trust his system. He must be ahead.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.750029 del
>>750022
Good luck NEET. You've chosen a busy time for a shops visit.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.750030 del
Got nickle and dimed at a restaurant, not going back.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.750031 del
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FRM whizzed over a brown snake on her eeb. The neet elders must be consulted to find what this omen portends.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.750032 del
>>750023
Had some ginger and lemon tea and my appetite calmed down. Would recommend.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.750033 del
>>750030
Disappointing feed?


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.750034 del
>>750031
>FRM whizzed over a brown snake on her eeb.
It could explain those nasty posts today.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.750035 del
>>750031
Dinner is sorted unna


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.750036 del
>>750033
Pretty basic feed


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.750037 del
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>>750031
Throw it on cuz and we'll have a mixed grill.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.750038 del
>>750031
Yikes.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.750039 del
>>750030
Tell us what happened NEET.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.750040 del
>>750031
RIP compadre


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.750041 del
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NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.750042 del
>>750041
Cruisey would give her the $150


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.750043 del
>>750042
For anything?


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.750044 del
>>750043
Anything.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.750045 del
>>750042
He'd make her work for it.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.750046 del
>>750045
do you think cruisey is too moral to make his female mongs do rub and tug work?


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.750047 del
do they still have sheltered workshops?


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.750048 del
>>750047
Yes, they do something with trains.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.750051 del
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Good Afternoon NEEToids

Weather is squally coastal shite. Not worth going outside, expectations will be ruined and you will be wishing you comfy at home.

Spinning records and drinking champagne. Got leftover pork for din dins.

Found a Pepe for the next thread. Enjoy.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.750052 del
>>750051
Based.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.750053 del
>>750051
>leftover pork
You ate it all yesterday.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.750054 del
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NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.750055 del
>>750031
Oh shit. That's a big one.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.750056 del
>>750036
Go on. Where and what was it?


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.750057 del
Tonight's show garn be one to remember!


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.750058 del
Is Monk up yet?


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.750059 del
>>750057
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.750061 del
>>750058
He's probably focused on his to-do list.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.750062 del
>>750061
he carried out operation goon finale last night, I imagine he'll take some time to recover


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.750063 del


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.750064 del
In the first 20 minutes of Barbie moofie, Lizzo sings about body positivity and mental health.
>Lizzo sued by another ex-employee over bullying and harassment claims
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-66894517


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.750065 del
>>750062
>I imagine he'll take some time to recover
Exactly, time planning to and carrying out the recovery plan.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.750067 del
Do rules not exist anymore? Why are dead neets posting?


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.750068 del
>>750067
The board has been directionless since the BO resigned.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.750069 del
Ok neets, Hell Or High Water (2016) will be on in 1 hour. I haven't seen it but it has a cool name. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.750070 del
Thinking about weber:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PE8XM1gHEno [Embed]


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.750071 del
>>750067
Imissfather has risen again and saved us from the tyranny of chickenshit dinner

PRAISE HIM


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.750072 del
>>750069
I rewatched it about a month ago but I guess I'll show up to watch it with the neets. I quite like it. I have some criticisms of it but I will withhold them until after as I don't want to ruin anything. It is a very nice film. I recommend it.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.750073 del
carn brissy


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.750074 del
garn bussy


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.750075 del
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TIME TO BOOK A CHOPPAH FLIGHT NEETS! DO IT SOON WHILE PRICES ARE LOW!


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.750076 del
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>>750075
Ready.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.750077 del
>>750071
The bigger question is who will reverse the 5000 range bans chickenshitdabber issued to Nuro out of spite ?

Spoiler: End Chin is unusable if you are Optus mobile


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.750078 del
>>750069
It’s a good moofie but I watch it last year. Not sure if I can be fucked….


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.750079 del
Cruisey have you noticed theres a new opening mechanism on nicabate minis


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.750080 del
>>750079
Look the same to me.
I got these about a month ago.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.750081 del
>>749967
>Sorry, the requested media could not be found. It may have expired or been deleted.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.750082 del
>>749983
>GOAD
what is that?


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.750084 del
>>750077
Fuck off nonce.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.750085 del
>>750082
To provoke or attempt to make angry so as to incite an outburst.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.750086 del
>>750031
Kill snakes. Behead snakes. Roundhouse kick a snake into the concrete. Slam dunk a baby snake into the trashcan. Crucify filthy vipers. Defecate in a anaconda food. Launch snakes into the sun. Stir fry vipers in a wok. Toss snakes into active volcanoes. Urinate into a snake gas tank. Judo throw snakes into a wood chipper. Twist snakes heads off. Report snakes to the IRS. Karate chop snakes in half. Curb stomp pregnant black snakes. Trap snakes in quicksand. Crush snakes in the trash compactor. Liquefy snakes in a vat of acid. Eat boas. Dissect pythons. Exterminate snakes in the gas chamber. Stomp milk snakes skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate snakes in the oven. Lobotomize snakes. Mandatory abortions for snakes. Grind australian copperheads fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown snakes in fried chicken grease. Vaporize snakes with a ray gun. Kick old snakes down the stairs. Feed snakes to alligators. Slice snakes with a katana.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.750087 del
>>750086
>>750086
>Curb stomp pregnant black snakes
The first time I killed a snake it was a redbellied black snake with a clutch of eggs. I did it with a shovel.


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.750088 del
>>750086
snake only wants to be fren


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.750090 del
>>750083
thank you!
light to the path a/pattee?


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.750091 del
TROUSER SNAKE


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.750092 del
>>750085
I've seen that a lot on regular chans
lmao I threat those posts like b0ts


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.750093 del
New Thread: >>750060
New Thread: >>750060
New Thread: >>750060

New Thread: >>750060
New Thread: >>750060
New Thread: >>750060


NEET 09/23/2023 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.750094 del
BUM RASH



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