>>750066
SA is so clearly the best state that even eastern state subhumans are compelled to acknowledge it.

17 days without meat since the lamb incident. I am starting to crave it.
It is hard to put meals together without meat. You do not feel like you have really eaten.

>>750088
he already made us try the apple
I won't forgive snakes for that
they are actually scary, and gross
fuck snakes

I did the dishes. My NEET life is so barren, every time I do a basic domestic task it feels like a milestone of some sort.

>>750096
I agree with you NEET. The ones with venom powerful enough to kill you should have been hunted to extinction decades ago. Instead they are protected species here. Ridiculous.

>>750089
🤯

>>750095
You have Need 2 Feed: Lamb 2

The other thread was first.

Ready.

>>750097
good job neet
>every time I do a basic domestic task it feels like a milestone of some sort
grind that xp, one day we'll lvl up

>>750101
I might avoid lamb for a while. Thinking about getting porked.

>>750102
It was a bad thread.

>>750098
how often do you guys see snakes?
here I've seen something like 5 in my entire life

>>750106
It met all of the thread creation criteria and was factually accurate.

>>750102
I'll probably get panned.

>>750107
I have seen two brown snakes in my lifetime. That is all. I saw one of them a few separate times. Also I saw a dead one on the road once.

>>750110
are you sure you live in australia?

Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>750111
I live mostly in my head.

>>750108
The frog was a fucking nigger frog. I'm not a racist myself but you know how the neets here are. Nobody wanted to be in the same thread as a nigger frog.

>>750113
iktf schizoid bro

>>750110
Think I have seen a couple of dozen browns, used to do a lot of bush walking etc and where I worked we had 2 get inside and we killed a couple just outside as well, benefits of being a country neet.

>>750113
shit happens

They've also changed the taste and texture of the mints

>>750113
Smart.

>>750119
It is a never-ending nightmare.

I made a thread with the subject "NURO IS A NIGGER" once and imissfather edited it to say "PRAISE NURO" instead. What a fucking horrible BO.

Not a fan of the Romanians anti snake rhetoric

>>750123
Snakes are historical enemies of the gypsy peoples.

Went and bought another canister of dehydrated potato.

>>750125
Sour cream and onion?

The crumbs were delicious

>>750126
Original

>>750127
Did you savour them?

>>750129
No. I tried but they are simply too scummy and I am insatiable.

>>750053
So to the Nasty NEET who implied I ate all the pork knuckle I just finished it.
>>750095
My pork was literally a religious experience. The way the meat just fell perfectly of the bone. I reborn. Nourished. Uplifted.

>>750132
>I reborn. Nourished. Uplifted.
Based.

He took the bone and gravy cup out of the bin to stage the photo.

>>750132
I want a slurp of your gravy train.

>>750123
what's next?
you're gonna call me a 2017 florida python program denier?
100 thousand people die each year as a result of snake bites
the number of people who get lifetime disabilities as a result of snake bites is almost triple of that (per year)
we need to nuke the snake island

>>750107
Every now and then I guess. I saw them a lot when I was a boy and I was going out fishing all the time. They are nearly non-existent in the cities and this is a very heavily urbanised country.
>>750123
He doesn't like how snakes are more trustworthy than Romanians.

>>750136
>100 thousand people
Most of those "people" are niggers or pajeets. Good riddance.

is buro still in the toilet?

>>750139
Physically yes, but spiritually he is now out of the toilet and thriving.

Going to put the slow cooker on. Going to put some chicken legs in there.

>>750140
Based. Living his best life.

>>750141
I don't like that rubbery skin.

Too drunk to cook properly.

>>750136
Snakes are good boys

>>750144
Use the Mike lando. Two paper towel, top and bottom.

>>750141
I almost had plans on cooking a chicken breast and some rice with bokchoy

>>750147
>bokchoy
Bitter asian greens, just say no! Aussie cabbage only in this man's kitchen.

>>750139
They both are.

>>750136
>we need to nuke the snake island
I can see why Local Cruisey hired you. You would work well in the Mong herding business.

>>750137
>romanians
I start to think romanians are not real

>>750144
iktf

17.4 feels like 14.7

Step 1 I think I'll just get the bacon in teh oven.

>>750154
I hope you asked her for ID.

>>750138
keep laughing, you might be next
>>750145
they are literally the devil
>>750150
give me a gun, a government ensued permit, and a monthly paycheck
I WILL KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM FUCKERS

>>750155
Sounds like a fire waiting to happen.

>>750152
You're an International agent of UMM PTY LTD.

>>750157
>I WILL KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM FUCKERS
You'll have to keep the alive to keep the cash rolling in.

When the British put a bounty on Cobras in India the Pajeets started breeding them for the bounties.

>>750149
Glory hole?

>>750163
Both eagerly waiting.

>>750162
And now they can put poo on the moon. Superpower when?

New magic Jew video

Slow cooker on. Quite a bit tipsy. Need to slow down. Too drunk for HoI4. Might play Enemy front instead.

Molten chiko roll.
🔥

big rape

>>750167
>Slow cooker on
Be ready by brekky.

big gape

Hey IGA, when do you think the Boglim is going to get botulism?

snoot snoot

>>750158
It can happen very easily. I just moved the bacon down to the lowest rack because I could smell the baking paper burning. International Cruisey would be in flames right now.

>>750175
uh huh

>>750167
Whose hole are you too drunk for?

>>750178
poorly bantered

>>750162
haven't laughed so hard in a long time

>>750173
Do you have an ouija board?

>>750175
Hard bread crust cuts the inside of my mouth. I like my crusts soft.

filthy indog cunt

>>750182
Weakling.

Onto the the chink tomato and egg dish.

Loud bad home bang outside.

>>750187
You live in a shed cunt, don't talk down on others.

falllings asleep

About to get some crumbs

>>750190
Save two for me please.

About to batter my sav.

Brien Foerster video exploring the Osiris shaft beneath the Gaza plateau is awesome.
There's three levels of dug out rooms and the bottom one has passages that link with the ones beneath the sphinx, which are full of water.

>>750193
We need to get it drained. And sell the water, it will raise more money than Belle Delphine's bathwater.

Drain the swamp.

Build the wall. Make IGA and Nuro pay for it.

>>750196
trust the plan. Two more weeks.

>>750193
we should have a womboflix pyramidology night

>>750193
>which are full of water
dumb of the atlanteans to store all their ancient scrolls under the spninx then, wasn't it?

Some of the NEETs need a food pyramid night. Educate their fat arses.

20

I've overindulged in foods from the biscuits, chocolates and chips group.

We need the Atlantean recipes. What did they eat?

>>750060
o7

20

Have a Blessed Day Neets, o7

Bacon done. Bread done. Got some random veg and meat in the oven. Do the chink dish now.

>>750208
Well done NEET.

>>750209
I'm severely mentally unwell. But thanks anyways. o7.

FUCKOFFGYPSIEE FAGGOT

>>750213
Take your meds.
If anyone has the right to say that, it would be me.
Also great video:
https://odysee.com/@LivingIronicallyinEurope:b/romanian-stereotypes-explained:0

Are you talking to me? I'm a man of family, it's my job to be in this garbage website, i need to collect some info about you...

>>750214
GOFUCKINGDAMMIT
I HATE BUCHAREST
I'VE NEVER MET A PERSON WHO LIVES HERE AND LIKES IT

>>750214
cluj is full of stoner hippies

>>750216
Capital cities are always shit.

>>750216
>>750217
He's right in the Moldova = alcoholics part, innit.

>>750214
why does he need to talk about vaslui?
he's literally right, and that makes me sad
he forgot to mention we were the only county on the news for 5 years straight (rapes/murders/random crimes); basically florida man kind of shit

>>750220
>rapes/murders/random crimes
Do you have village rapists like Moldova?

My physics teacher in highschool was Hungarian. She came over as a teenager due to the persecution of Hungarians in Yugoslavia. She was a nice old lady. She was very impressed that I knew Szabó mean tailor.

>>750221
we used to
but now most of them got to jail
nowadays it is quite peaceful
look, people from vaslui are the textbook definition of yolo
our livers have been conditioned to take years worth of alcohol abuse like it's nothing
whenever someone is drinking water we literally make the same joke all the time "you're gonna rust"

>>750214
Hungarian gypsies are a thing?

>>750224
gypsies are gypsies godfuckingdammit
they are a disease and have no fucking nation

>>750220
Many such cases.
I was at Kolozsvár, back then there weren't many trannies or stoner hippies.
Traveled through Nagyvárad. I remember the dilapidated industry complexes.

>>750222
Imbressive.

>>750224
This: >>750225

>>750226
I never had enough money to travel anywhere
but is so weird to think that trannies are actually a thing
most people like you and me go on the internet and learn to separate these things because it's a "first world country" thing

>>750228
Some shops pay for beer cans. You could take some back and see the world from the earnings.
Yeah, trannies aren't really a thing around, it's just a stereotype that people at certain places are viewed as sissies. Like Moscow in Russia, or something.

>>750229
I can't afford cans, my friend, just 2 liter plastic bottles

>>750223
>nowadays it is quite peaceful
It would seem you exported your criminals to the UK, kek.

>>750229
>>750228
I occasionally see trannies at uni. The uni permits them to use a girls name instead of their real name.

>>750230
Well, you could tie the plastic bottles together and build a raft and float down to the Black sea.

>>750231
not really
most moldovians are too stupid to get there
the few who do are actually hard working/contributing to the advancement

>>750233
too lazy for that
plus, I'm afraid I might end up on the snakes island

>>750234
I was just making a joke about Romanians in the UK stereotypically being criminals.
I guess you must cop it a bit unfairly being white. The Irish here cause trouble and there are indeed legitimate grievances but because they are acceptable targets they get criticized way more than the indians and shit here.

Possum farted on the shitter and it set off a car alarm two doors down once.

I saw a bulge in the pipe after weber dropped a clogger once.

Going to bed now. Looking forward to my chicken soup in the slow cooker for breakky tomorrow. Good night.

>>750236
the irish are based
well the old ones
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wPfZNTSuY7E [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=46dh3IxSawQ [Embed]
sorry for not picking up the joke, I was drunk the whole day

Still struggling through episode 3 of the live action One Piece. Some guy wearing a weird sheep headdress has just entered the scene.

morning neets, dribbled coffee all over my shirt, I don't care, gonna wear it all day anyway, neetlife

>>750243
Good morning NEET.

>>750243
Good morning NEET.

Based.

The jew fears the coffee dribbler.

garn bakery to pick up some neet treats, you neets want anything?

>>750247
Cornish pasty and two apple turnovers please. Plus an iced coffee.

>>750247
Something sweat please.

might get back on the stellaris today

>>750250
Play as a robot civilisation please.

>>750250
Good luck.

It's falling out of me.

Where's the chicken soup?

Think I'm getting a throat infection

>>750255
Goodbye.

>>750255
It might be an STI. See your GP.

>>750255
Sleep tight.

I think it's from the choof. Now the Bosnian is back, he will need to maintain the boong cycle until I recover.
I trust that he is up to the task.

>>750259
>he will need to maintain the boong cycle until I recover.
That actually sounds do-able.

>I trust that he is up to the task.
He's your international agent, he must be.

>>750255
Gargle salt water. Don't swallow any

>>750261
I can't help myself.

>>750262
Have a pineapple juice.

>>750263
Smart.

>>750263
Sugar is the last thing you want if you've got a throat infection. Arguably it's acidic, but not a good choice

Stuck the vacuum cleaner up my bum so I could poo faster

>>750266
Did a lot get sucked up?

>>750266
You were full of it.

It is okay.

They've definitely changed something about the nicabate mini formula.
They turn to mush a lot faster, get this weird gelatin like texture which I know the other brand does. Means a faster release of nicotine but even 2x4mg sitting in my gum is a bit too much. Kind of nauseus.

>>750250
Somehow I expected this post. I was up all night and was really considering spending all day on the hoi4 or city skylines.

>>750270
>I was up all night
Instructing your international partner?

>>750269
That will please beanNEET.

>>750269
Well beaned.

weber fat

Crime and pippunishment

Corned beef, carrots and potatoes

Going to crush a bilby with a brick

>>750272
>>750273
Thanks, I added some salt and it got a lot better. There were lots of inedible bits on the chicken I had to remove. Bones and gristle and the like.

carrot cake

>>750277
Crush that NEET's billy instead.

powdered steak

The poo is not responding.
>India's space agency Isro says it is trying to contact its Moon lander and rover as a new lunar day begins, but has not received any signals so far.

God is good 🙏🏻

Going to do a poo and then have a shower.

>>750284
You could do both at once.

>>750269
Quality bean slop

>>750282
America put men on the moon in which year?

>>750261
>Don't swallow
That's not what you told me at thursday night's council meeting

>>750250
Deleted stellaris again. For the last time, I mean it this time.

>>750282
quality pajeet coding

Kinda feel like buro.

>>750292
prolapse?

>>750293
a severe one.

>>750255
Blue blocks?

Still got a headache. Might try for a sixth coffee.

>>750294
You need a stapler.

Lost the whole day to woe

>>750298
>>750298
>>>/rapport/46468
I prefer this qt.

>>750296
You need a stapler.

>>750296
Did it work?

>>750299
Have a coffee.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vXbVRDk2xjA [Embed]
I am in love.

might go for a cheeky little cruise, visit a bakery and have a cheeky little snack

>>750302
Yep. Might need to get on the goon. This girl is getting me all woed:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hvvVd_ikaCc [Embed]

Stress, what follows it? Woe.
After woe then comes stress.

>>750305
Hope you have a cheeky time.

>>750269
Gloop

>>750312
He's a queer, don't expect too much from him.

Weber shits in the shower

I don't see a pan.

poorly bantered

>>750283
Amen

>>750313
I agree that women ought to have long hair but you're definitely a queer if you think >>>/rapport/46468 isn't gorgeous.

>>750319
*Awomen

>>750320
Just go and post on their board.

Imagine that feeling when you realise all the noise is just in your head

What do call the vocal technique at 3:04:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_PVLCZE_ov0 [Embed]

>>750328
Okay?

>>750321
Alady
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fhtonRhjoMw [Embed]

>>750327
Rolling or alveolar trill

overgrown arse cracks

>>750320
She's cute but nothing you'd see on teh specials board. Certainly not 'gorgeous'.

Is the tennis not on this afternoon, asking for mate?

>>750333
Thank you neet.

>>750336
>>750335
I am pretty taxed this morning. I took the magnesium last night like nuro said but I am still feeling it. Might get back onto it to recover.

>>750342
Shouldn't you be posting boongs on other boards?

I used to hate nuro and not mind IGA but my opinion on them has flipped.

I recently learned that Jamaicans can write in English, they just butcher the pronunciation.

found a pube in my goon glass

>>750345
Nuro was never as bad as people made him out to be, imissfather just protected him too much. IGA is an insidious little rat.

The samefagging hath begun

>>750348
>my
It's the pubes glass now

>>750350
We're all samefagging, you mong.

>>750349
I never understood why imissfather liked him so much.

>>750353
Probably in the name, daddy issues.

>>750352
I'm not

>>750355
Yes we are, we're talking to ourselves right now.

Ate a whole bag of chips. I can't remember what they were. Cornados I think. The spicy ones were on special

>>750357
Enjoyed them?

It's happening.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lyLzJoe3sSg [Embed]

>>750356
No we're not

>>750354
Imagine consider nuro a father figure. At least I have the decency to make Weber my adoptive neet father.

>>750357
Don't mind CC's but those cornadoes are awful.

>>750360
Yes we are, I'm talking to you (me) right now.

>>750361
Weber is fat. He's only good enough to be a brother figure.

>>750364
Just fuck off you dog.

>>750365
Calm down.

>>750366
I will not.

He's just jealous I know doublecast.

Apparently autists listen to the same song over and over again.

>>750370
Based.

>>750370
Which one?

>>750358
I ate them.

>>750343
Wagon tomorrow.

>>750362
The sour cream and onion ones are okay.

>>750373
Limp bizkit rolling

>>750377
A shit flavour.

>>750377
They are bags of disappointment.

>>750379
Pan fried?

I will issuing a ban to the next poster making inappropriate, targeted insults against another. Please see rule 8.
Thankyou.

>>750382
hug box

>>750382
kiss box

>>750376
Yep.

>>750382
rape shed

Didn't clean the sauce off the plate after the last pie before putting this one in the nuke.
Smelly.

I pissfather is just a bit touchy. Shouldn't have done that whole "new BO" farce just to create a cover story for banning Nuro, which never actually worked since Nuro still posts here.

>>750382
Good. The goading this afternoon has been nothing short of pathetic.

>>750390
Not as pathetic as imissfather or Weber's weight.

Weber is a fat bitch. Nuro is a fat, junkie bitch. IGA is a gay drunk bitch. 10k is a two faced triple nigger.

Hakim ibn Aleed

nurgo you fat arse

Hey Nuro, take a photo of your record player for us.

Monk you sexy beast.

>>750399
Monk gets railed nightly by his ztepmum

Hey imissfather, why did your dad leave you?

>>750363
Are you?

Nuro, do you have Lana on vinyl? I saw a Born to Die record for sale the other day which struck me as a bit odd.

Nuro, do you have anal on vinyl? I saw a Born to Shit record for sale the other day which struck me as a bit odd.

>>750405
well bantered

Some truly abhorrent posts tonight.

>>750407
It's not night time yet.

>>750406
>>750405
>>750402
>>750400
>>750397
>>750396
>>750392
>>750391
Please die.

>>750409
rule 8

>>750394
You ordered three(3) hardboiled eggs?

>>750411
Some of the other liquor merchants don't need to.

Some people are so far behind in a race they actually believe they're leading

A very low quality afternoon, nice going 10k

>>750385
Good luck.

>>750394
Woe, I hope its not the end of an era.

>>750423
It seems to be a theme. I don't really get it.

Finna watch sum (You)Tube

>>750424
There might be some lore reason in the manga.

Awful afternoon on the gen. I'm going to get back on the HoI4 and goon. Bye for now neets.

Thinking of making that old British codger's crumpets recipe. I don't know if I have the energy to do it all though. I would have to go buy yeast.

>>750428
Bye NEET. See you later.

Oven chips were not good

>>750428
You're going to lose.

The live action One Piece made the decision to make the actors look exactly like the anime characters, which has led to some very odd-looking clothing and hairstyles. It is a bit distracting.

>>750433
Weeb trash

>>750431
Not enough grease.

If he thought the oven chips were bad then imagine what he'd think of the microwave chips.

im drink balck ockefe

>>750436
>he'd think of the microwave chips.
I heard there is one NEET who cooks with gutter oil. It's rumored to be a home made recipe.

>>750440
ChinkNEET is not one of us

>>750436
Three paper towel, top only.

let's just say that real sexy is what causes exciting emotions. There are a lot of naked girls here and it's not sexy, you can turn on some free porn. Sexy is what you can't see but really want, what you can fantasize 🤤 If you agree, let's raise this amount for more hot content!

>>750443
>🤤
A satanic post.

>>750444
Seen 29 minutes ago

>>750445
It was posted 5 minutes ago

I've been left on read.

Bored.

>>750445
Free sub?

>>750447
[read]

>>750340
Is it on or not?

>>750451
How would I know?

>>750449
Yeah but it was only a 1-inch sample.

Tennis is a poofter sport.

>>750453
She needs $15.0 tip.

Got a rockhard erection again.

>>750456
Thinking about Weber?

>>750391
please fuck off

Need a nap.

>>750460
I think you ... >>750461

I'm thinking about rape again

>>750463
Be careful taking an escalator, gutter oil NEET.

Rapeseed oil is a better option than gutter oil.

>>750465
For some NEETs they have an almost unlimited supply of gutty oil.

>>750467
UMM PTY LTD would make him dapper in the hour, he needs a better Mong Management Enterprise.

I need a herder to take me to Johnny Bigg and find me something to conceal the rolls.

>>750470
If you play your cards right ...you could get the CEO around to fill in.

feeling severly woed right now. People keep calling my phone, I can't make myself answer

>>750472
Straight to voice mail?

Fate called
The NEET couldn't answer

Fate's silent beckon,
NEET's unanswered call, a sigh,
Destiny remains.

gutter oil

oh herro!

Ok neets, Young Einstein (1988) on in 1 hour on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>750461
Had a nap. Feeling better.

>>750480
Hopefully your international partner arrives soon to take over.

>>750481
?

>>750482
He's talking about the Romanian.

I'm not Cruisey.

>>750485
Yes you are.

It's falling out of me again.

>>750487
Aren't you a lucky duck.

Yes you are

>>750489
No he isn't.

Angry.