i think that it is important to not get upset about the little things that go wrong in life like the time everyone was saying that i was breastfeeding myself just because that little idiot whos name is called tiffin told everyone that he saw me breastfeeding myself in my living room when he knows for a actual fact because i have told him more than 100 times that i was actually just licking milk from off my nipple because i spilled milk on myself when i was having a eat of my cereal in my living room with no top on and the only reason he saw me licking the milk from off my nipple was because it was just more easier for me to have a lick of it from off my nipple than to stand up and go and get a tea towel and wipe it from off my nipple and i was upset about it for ages because everyone kept on coming up to me and making sucking noises all of the time for weeks and weeks and they still do it now but i am not upset about it anymore because i know for a actual fact and i swear on gods life that i was not breastfeeding myself and it only looked like i was breastfeeding myself because i was licking and sucking the milk from off my nipple that i spilled on to my nipple when i was having a eat of my breakfast so everyone should just leave me alone because it is not even funny and it is not even true and i am not even bothered so stop making sucking noises and stop asking me for a squirt because i dont even care anyway so just actually leave me alone or i will telephone the police.