So these two gay guys are fucking each other while they wait for a pizza to arrive.
The doorbell rings and one of them goes to get it, but he says to the other "Don't cum until I get back!"
He goes to get the pizza, pays for it and brings it back to the bedroom when he sees there's cum on the floor, all over the walls, it's everywhere.
He says "Oh! What the fuck! I told you not to cum!"
The other guy says "I didn't! I farted!"