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>Ubuntu became broken
Have you considered Gentoo?

Although, to be fair, if you uninstall python from that you'll also be SOL but it would be fixable without wiping and starting over.
But I can guarantee a few folk on the internet would suggest that as less effort on your part, probably regardless of distro.

...good luck...?

>tea cakes
Have a cup of tea with your cakes; they're close enough.