I'll accept it.

I'm going to make you sterile.

We can be sterile together!

>Sister and brother in law moves up there next to my aunt and my parents.
>Kinda shocked and baffled at the same time since they were REALLY hesitant to travel there and stay long.
>They buy the crazy ladies house next door.
>Call my sister up and talk her about moving there and what the crazy ladies house had in it.
>Frankly tell them that owning a house in that location is not for the faint of heart and if you stop for any moment of time. Nature will take over and your house will be ruined.
>"okay"
>They move up there and experience the monsoon season, the biblical insect plagues, the wildlife and the plant life.
>They run back home because they've been experienced all that in a matter of weeks.
I wish more people listened to me when I tell them something.

I don't bother telling people things anymore. If it's not going to maim or kill them then it's up to them to learn.

Yeah....
Seems like there's a lot of boomslangs in Australia to not warn people.

What is a boomslang?

>>228582
Snake

that's right.
You guys have the taipan and brown snake.

*crawls into your bed*

>>228584
Going to dispose of your body in the bayou.

>>228586
They don't have bayous in Australia.

>>228587
Let's go to Norleans.

>>228589
Interedasting. Are you a cool uncle?

>>228585
Lewd!

>>228593
Kon Kon!

>>228592
Heh.

>>228595
those vagabonds and slants

Where did Fox go?

Oh my delicious ice cream bar!

>>228603
Aussie can't play Wizardy 4~

>>228605
do they have that brontosaur one?
That was cool

>>228606
This one is about some chimp-gorilla hybrid that was claimed to exist.

>>228607
that's just a nigger for the Dallas Cowboys!

>>228608
You've let the Dallas Cowboys run a train on you.

>>228614
The Chinese are too careless.

>Donna Noble gave birth to a black version of Rose.
Okay, look. I get Rose was in a relationship with Mickey and Mickey was black. But Donna Noble having a black kid that looks like Rose and Martha?!
EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!

>>228615
You're going to be kidnapped by Chinese spies and forced to marry a North Korean dictator.

>>228618
AUSTRALIAN TOP GEAR IS SHIT!
SHHHIIITTTT!!!!!!

>>228619
Have you ever been as far as to decide as to whether or not to do so? I almost made it a full fortnight without masturbating.

He's speaking from experience there

you have masturbation addiction too girlfriend.

Once a week to not porn will be alright for now.

Just put your chastity cage on a one month timer.
That's what Weeb does.

Fox wants Amber Heard to shit on his bed.

Imma steal your bed.

Aussie wants to re-enact Theorem

>>228633
Do you like potato?

>>228634
I like russets.
Do you like russets?

>>228635
They're good for a baked potato.

>>228634
In primary school (for the first four grades) we got two meals besides lunch and they sometimes gave us sandwiches that had pre-mixed butter and jam. I hated it. Peanut butter was nonexistent here back then, and even today while they are sold, they aren't exactly popular, it's too foreign.
They also made butter and meat paté mixes, which for kids generally seems disgusting.

>>228636
I guess it's her bday?

>>228638
Huh?

>>228639
Miku from Idolmasters.
Not yuzu!

>>228649
*kick*

>>228650
Have you watched that anime?

>>228651
bang dream?
Nope.
Have you?

>>228652
Nisemonogatari!

>>228653
I watched the first season.
Which was not for me.
Go watch this season's anime.

>>228654
>Which was not for me.
I'm surprised, given it's shit and you have shit taste.

>>228656
Your parents watch Dhar Mann.

>>228658
You don't even watch Dharr man videos!
How can my parents watch it?

>>228659
Yours. When did you last have a glass of milk?

>>228660
Mine.
mmmm, not too long ago. Chocolate milk helps a lot.

>>228662
You like goblins?
There's a lot of them in Mexico.

>>228663
You're a goblin. Goblin deez nuts!

>>228664
*kick*

>>228666
Do you pee outside?

>>228667
I piss in your RV's water tank.

The low-salt silverside is gross, who'da thunk it?

>>228672
when will you fly to Poland?

>>228673
Never. You?

>>228674
Maybe sometime.
When will you fly back to Japan.

>>228675
Most likely never. You?

>>228676
Why never?

>>228677
Other things to spend my money on and other places I want to go to. Also depends on a recent... outside influence on whether or not I go back to Japan.

>>228678
I think you should go to Russia.

Go visit Kursk.

>>228679
No.

>>228681
why not?

>>228682
No interest in going there.

>>228683
But Aussie.
Russia has everything!
Even tigers~

>>228685
Russian women have the biggest boobs of any women on earth.
I think Spec should move there.

>>228686
He'd be mistaken for one of the ethnics there and taken to the front lines.
>>228687

>>228689
do something fun.....

>>228690
I read a bit today.

>>228691
read satre?

>>228692
No. I'm reading [redacted] at the moment.

>>228693
pic related?

>>228694
Would you give lectures at a university?

>>228696
I already had to do that as part of my TA responsibilities during grad school.

>>228697
how was it?

>>228698
Eh, it wasn't too bad. Lots of time to prepare though!

>>228699
Can't be that difficult!

Honestly never imagined Chain giving lectures at uni.

>>228701
I think he meant ClF3.

>>228702
Have you studied much computer science? Can you invert a binary tree?

>>228705
It's a super-oxidizing agent that can't exist freely in normal conditions...
Have you looked at quantum computing?

Give pets before bed.

*pat*

>>228709
G-Good night dork...

>>228710
Good morning nerd

>>228706
>It's a super-oxidizing agent that can't exist freely in normal conditions...
Probably not pleasant to drink then!

>Have you looked at quantum computing?
Yup. If it ever works, the NSA will use it to break encryption that isn't quantum-resistant.

>>228708
*Pats*

>>228710
Have pleasant dreams!

>>228711

Christ almighty.
Memorial Day when?

>>228713
Lots of work?

>>228714
yes.
My boss is under pressure from his bosses who are under pressure from the CEO and the president of the company to reduce microplastics.
Their system and interpretation of the test results of microplastics in solutions is....bad.....
Plus that whole area was neglected by the other engineers and I'm left with a huge mess of crappy equipment that needs to be decommissioned.

How come every time I'm the fucking engineer I have to present to the CEO and/or the president of the company?!
CGT I get because it was a small ass company! But Formosa Plastics isn't small at all!

>>228715
>>228716
Sounds like you need some extra Finland!

Where did Fox go?

>>228718
Packaged and sold to China.

>>228719
Do lions and tigers purr?

>>228720
Think I've seen a video of pet ones doing that, but no clue about wild ones.

>>228721
Nyan~!

>>228721
Have you ever played Splatoon?

>>228723
Silly.

>>228724
Nope, haven't had a nintendo console after GBA SP and Nintendo DS.

>>228725
I have played Splatoon either. Hopefully one day I will!

>>228726
Oh, how comes?
It sort of seems like a kids' game in my mind.

>>228727
Are you worried about AI?

>>228728
Oh, might be.

>>228729
Not really, it'll take a lot of time for it to be applied into really serious things like automated surgery systems etc.

Time for me to sleep 😴

>>228731
10 years is quite a lot of time!
I've been reading Orwell's essays and one of them is about a lot of critique about other writers that were somewhat present or before his time, and there's a remark about how Hemingway was born in the ages of emigrant travels and yet lived long enough to witness commercial flight, so.. that made me think a lot about how fast we've advanced in a mere time span of less than 100 years in order to go from cowboy yallerin' hollerin' shootin' to commercial flight and what a leap we've made from those times into computer age as per compared to how long of a time it took us to go from poking at each other with sharp sticks to firepower.

>>228732
*hug*
Sleep well!

>>228733
>>228734
What do you think of Yudkowsky?

>>228737
>>228738
Coronal mass ejection!

>>228739
Do you have Aurora Borealis in the sky?

>>228740
Maybe! I'm going to go outside soon and check.

https://www.earth.com/news/noaa-issues-severe-geomagnetic-storm-watch-first-time-since-2005/

>>228741
Go out and see it!
Make sure to get the popcorn!

buy me a house.
Everyone knows that Australian homes are $600k overpriced.

How do you expect me to buy you a house?

>AUD is greater than dollar
Just get more AUD!

>>228746
AUD is dollar.

>>228749
It's your dollar.
But not my dollar.
Ergo. Your dollar is worth more than mine because you're older than me.

>>228750
We're the same age.

>>228751
wrong.
*kick*

>>228752
We're born in the same year.

>>228754
What year were you born?

>>228755
idk.
dork.

>>228742
>>228743
No aurora visible near me.

>>228756
not oriented to time...

>>228757
Terrible.
Maybe we were lied too...

>>228758
>>228758
I'm forever 17.

>>228759
>>228760
I am just glad that the electrical network and internet service haven't gone down.

>>228761
Maybe EMPs are a meme this entire time.

>>228762
We're the same age.

>>228763
You keep saying that but you're at least 2yrs older than me.

>>228764
What year were you born? You're just going to lie about it since we've talked about this before.
>>228765

so many maids on Twitter today.

Fox would be a terrible maid.

Foxes tend to be bad maids yes.

>>228777
>>228778
Fox should watch Frieren.

I want to Aussie to find a nest of baby taipans.

dreamt of a 2 week ban where I thought about my correction

BO might wanna log in.

>>228785
>>228784
>BO might wanna log in
to Finland and eat some muffins.

>>228786
Eat some mämmi.

Did Hungary have a computer industry like East Germany?

I've to go now, I'll check back tomorrow.

>>228792
Well rip anon.

>>228788
Hopefully for next Easter!

>>228795
*kick*

>>228796
Phthalates are endocrine disruptors! Alex Jones was right!

>>228797
Are you saying your frogs have turned gay?

dinner time

>>228799
You're getting fast food.

>>228800
No. I had a bland chewy steak with tots and calamari and beer.

>Ublock Origin gets rid of that pesky youtube block
Nice....Nice....

>>228799
>>228798
>>228800
>>228801
I'm eating steak for dinner.

>>228804
did you spice it?

>>228805
I just salted it. Cooked in beef tallow.

I accidentally locked my grandparent's dog in my room before I went to church. That girl was over the moon when I came home.

>>228808
Did she say "wan wan" a lot?

Saying "wan wan" is the purest form of love.

>>228809
No, she just got really excited I got home, then ran around the house breathing heavily.

>>228811
Did *you* say "wan wan" to the dog?

>>228812
I apologised to her and gave her a snack.

>>228813
I like to say "wan wan".

>>228814
I want to send Fox to a Uyghur concentration camp.

>>228815
Is that where Fox went?

Okay, I checked back

If you guys have more like this: >>228796 pls post it here: >>>/turul/3162

>>228817
Only have Bela Tarr memes at the moment sadly.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pbdjrpx8h_M [Embed]

Aussie likes depressing movies.

>>228821
The opposite, actually.

>>228822
But for what purpose?
>>228823
Seen the Artist?

>>228825
Which artist?
>>228824

>>228827
The Artist dummy.

>>228828
Which artist?! There's at least seven of them!

>>228829
I'll let you decide which one I'm talking about~
Time for a shower~

>>228830
Probably a degenerate French one.

>>228831
Sorta!
It's not fully French!
It's got an American actors in it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Artist_(film)

>>228832
Have you joined that femcel dating site?

>>228825
>But for what purpose?
To invade Finland!

>>228827
I want to say "wan wan" to a dog.

>>228834
You are free to say "wan wan" to any dog you see.

>>228835
Alas, haven't seen any dogs lately (except while driving).

>>228837
That was a long shower.

>>228838
went shopping.

>>228839
But it's late.

>>228840
*kick*

>>228841
Asmongold.

>>228841
>>228842
SolidGoldMagikarp

>>228844
Are you worried about AI girlfriends/boyfriends?

>>228844
When was the last time you said "wan wan"?

>>228845
weirdo

ButtFox.