>"it looks to be that he shit his arse off to death while also pissing piss and he kept shitting and pissing for roughly 4 hours, until his colon was shit out and his dick was bitten off by a californian worm of some kind, he then appeared to crawl dickless, arseless and shitless to the nearest highway where he was subsequently ran over over 40 thousand times, I've never seen injuries like this before, that's not even the worst part, what's worse is that he was playing cod mobile at the time and his kill death ratio got fucking wrecked as a result, its a good thing he was dead before the local wildlife raped his corpse without mercy, a passerby heard the sloshing of his ground up innards and called 911, we're dealing with a sicko here horatio"
