/4chon/ - >"it looks to be that he shit his arse off to death while also pissing piss and he kept shitting and pissing for roughly 4 hours, until his colon was shit out and his dick was bitten off by a californian worm of some kind, he then appeared to crawl dickles

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‎ 10/22/2024 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No. 5419

>"it looks to be that he shit his arse off to death while also pissing piss and he kept shitting and pissing for roughly 4 hours, until his colon was shit out and his dick was bitten off by a californian worm of some kind, he then appeared to crawl dickless, arseless and shitless to the nearest highway where he was subsequently ran over over 40 thousand times, I've never seen injuries like this before, that's not even the worst part, what's worse is that he was playing cod mobile at the time and his kill death ratio got fucking wrecked as a result, its a good thing he was dead before the local wildlife raped his corpse without mercy, a passerby heard the sloshing of his ground up innards and called 911, we're dealing with a sicko here horatio"

‎ 10/22/2024 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.5423 del

>>5419
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oxJadWtcI1E [Embed]

‎ 10/22/2024 (Tue) 17:46 [Preview] No.5430 del

>"a neighbour heard a loud scream and when she looked out her window, the perp was seen to be running away from the scene naked and covered in purple paint, the victim was found round the back of the property with an entire GameStop's inventory lodged deep inside his anus, that's not even the worst part, the killer made sure to file down the victims fingers all the way to the second knuckle, so even if he tried to scoop out the game cartridges he would have been unable to, there's more to it than that though, look at how his mouth is contorted in that way, the first responders said that when they attempted to resuscitate a ball of shit rolled out and they noted that the smell was so not there that it was confusing that shit wouldn't smell, that was when they noticed they no longer had noses, the killer actually stole the first responders noses the night before, they think to confuse them when they saw said shit and, if you look here at the victims feet, they've actually been replaced with kitchen benches, who would do such a thing?"

‎ 10/26/2024 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.5531 del

It's a damn shame that that happened

‎ 10/26/2024 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.5535 del

>"he ate his own head and pissed himself"

‎ 04/13/2025 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.7075 del

>>5535
lel

‎ 06/25/2025 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.8331 del

>"wow would you look at that, the skin is all fucked up like he got burned to shit or something, seems like he fell over into a vat of shit judging by the smell, dang, what a disgusting scene we have here, really truly, I dont think ive ever been this disgusted by a victim before, what kind of beta allows this to happen to them, embarrassing."

‎ 09/03/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.12298 del

>"horatio i saw you fuck that body in the morgue"
what the hecking piss was her problem

‎ 09/08/2026 (Tue) 18:48 [Preview] No.12342 del

>"it looks to be that the victim shit his arse off, while also pissing piss, he kept shitting and pissing for roughly 4 hours, until he shit out his own colon, his dick was bitten off by a small woodland creature of some kind, he then appears to have crawled dickless, arseless and shitless to this highway where he was subsequently ran over 40 thousand times, I've never seen injuries like this extensive before, that's not even the worst part, he was playing cod mobile at the time and his kill death ratio got ruined as a result of him being afk in a 24/7 lobby, its a good thing he was dead because the local wildlife raped his corpse without mercy, a passerby heard the sloshing of his ground up innards and called 911, we're dealing with a real sicko here horatio"

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