Have you guys noticed that women often have difficulty telling left from right? It sometimes takes them a few seconds to figure it out, or they need to use artificial techniques like looking at their hands, or at an "L" or "R" tattoo, instead of just knowing. They also sometimes use one when they're meant to use the other. It kinda reminds me of when women try to brake in a car, and they hit the accelerator instead.
This has got to be some type of retardation, right? There's no way the base woman is THIS fucking stupid.