Hooooly fuck, I just had to hear a woman complain about the "toilet seat up" situation again. Women are so fucking stupid and wrong at EVERY turn. It really is hard to emphasize how ignorant and factually incorrect they are about EVERYTHING.
>you gotta put the seat down, i might fall in
Then just look before you sit.
>nooooo but what if it's the middle of the night and i wanna pee
Then just turn on the lights.
>noooooo but it's dark and the light is bright
Then just turn it on, partially block it with your hand, and wait until you've acclimated to the light.
>nooooooooo i don't wanna do that
Fine, but at this point it's on you.
>noooooooooo you're the bad guy
AAAAAAHHH WOOOOOMAAAAAAAAAN

Dealing with women is like dealing with a bratty child who you're not allowed to command. They won't fix their problems, but also don't want to listen to your solutions, but they'll happily share their self inflicted misery with you.
And yes, I'm aware this is just a made up issue to initiate drama, and that the mechanics themselves are irrelevant, but it still ought to be mindblowing that this is the shit and people that we have to deal with.