So you want to be an e-girl.

Do you have:

Accessible yet ethereal beauty? Are you a girl next door type? Or better yet, a tomboy next door?

Do you possess niche knowledge of things typically associated with socially backward teenage boys?

Do you have at least a rudimentary command of post-ironic quasi-4chan humor?

Will you post sexually suggestive photos as a minor while feigning shock at how they're perceived?

Are you willing to fuck at least one of your mid-tier orbitors, both infuriating and giving hope to the rest?

Can you generate enough lore to give your male audience a false sense of parasocial familiarity?

Will you disappear for long enough intervals to invite speculation of either your death or maturation?