Anonymous
07/07/2024 (Sun) 17:12
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So you want to be an e-girl.
Do you have:
Accessible yet ethereal beauty? Are you a girl next door type? Or better yet, a tomboy next door?
Do you possess niche knowledge of things typically associated with socially backward teenage boys?
Do you have at least a rudimentary command of post-ironic quasi-4chan humor?
Will you post sexually suggestive photos as a minor while feigning shock at how they're perceived?
Are you willing to fuck at least one of your mid-tier orbitors, both infuriating and giving hope to the rest?
Can you generate enough lore to give your male audience a false sense of parasocial familiarity?
Will you disappear for long enough intervals to invite speculation of either your death or maturation?
Will you privately complain how doxxing has ruined your life while simultaneously lurking on imageboards?
You you attempt and fail at monetizing your micro-celebrity before finally being shunned for hitting the wall at age 23?
Is your name Ashley Jones? She's the best e-girl which is why everyone forgot her.
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