I like this alt tag on the news.com.au website
>alt="Andrew splash hehehehehe ehe ehehe eh e hee he"

For this story
>New Andrew bombshell, cops probe claims of sexual misconduct, fraud and corruption
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/new-andrew-bombshell-cops-probe-claims-of-sexual-misconduct-fraud-and-corruption/news-story/5f9299a93d6e6b6cb79f1a8f9424820c