I linked the wrong thread on the last post of the last one. I am sorry NEETs.
The tiredness has me.

The links in the last post is pointing to the old thread OP.

>>1001500
I do think that happened.

>>1001505
Fix that link for us please Shibs. Blot out my shame.

>>1001505
>I do think that happened
If you actually look at the picture, he is loading the machine from the dirty hamper. If he were removing clothes he would be folding them and placing them neatly in a basket.

>>1001506
You stole my frog picture

>>1001508
You should be honoured.

>>1001509
You have to license it with a Dan Murphy gift card.

He's going to blossom today as it was posted yesterday.

>>1001512
What surgeries? What is the story?

>>1001513
Probably getting a bussy tune up

>>1001514
I wish I could afford one.

>>1001513
>>1001514
The situation is cute

🎼South bound and down
Shidding out my bumhole 🎵🎶

Poos not coming out
Lack of alcohol has dried out me insides

my lips are blue lol

>>1001519
Sleep tight.

Losing two NEETs in one week is going to be too much for my heart.

>>1001521
Might be three :(
Something in my house is making a really loud tinnitus sound or my tinnitus has gotten worse

>>1001524
fuck off you stupid cunt

>>1001522
😭

>>1001521
I might be getting a job next week
another NEET down

>>1001528
Hope it goes your way. And I'm not being sarcastic. Keep posting though.

Crazy neighbor arc plot thickens. Acquired this weed off her. 10k can you rate this weed? She says it’s bush grow, doesn’t know if it’s indica or sativa

This fucking part time Australia Post delivery system (Tuesday/Thursday week 1, Monday/Wednesday/Friday week 2) means that because the prick came past yesterday they won't come past today with my transformer and I will have to wait until Monday. I know they've had it since 10pm last night.

>>1001532
I thought small packets etc still get delivered daily.

>>1001533
nope, or at least not here

I mean there's a chance its coming but didn't get scanned, but I highly doubt it

These beans are good: https://dccoffee.com.au/products/the-duchess-strong-coffee-blend?variant=35598389739688
Got a 250g bag for $9 on special at Drakes Victor last weekend.

>>1001533
tracking just updated from friday 22/monday 25 to monday 25/tuesday 26
arseholes

>>1001529
Got another call half an hour ago
looks like I will be getting a job
I will be a NEEToid
I will still post
I will draw a picture of my first day and post it for NEET

>>1001530
indica bush
reasonable CBD content but negligible THC

>>1001539
congrats dude

>>1001539
>I will draw a picture of my first day
You are kind. Thank you and good luck.

>>1001540
hence them giving it away

>>1001530
What the fuck are they putting gore on cig packets now? I am against smoking but this shit is too much. Source some illegal tobacco products going forward please.

>>1001544
they've been doing it for a decade or more haven't they?

>>1001546
>that I replaced the bathroom fan
Do you need a liocence for electrical work in your state or was it a plug in the wall one?

>>1001547
yes, he's basically invalidated lando's house insurance lol

>>1001547
I plugged it in to the socket but the socket was in the roof space. Should I take photos of that an show the fucking cunts?

>>1001539
Well done neet.

>>1001537
Well beaned

>>1001549
might help
you didn't break the law in that case

Five wagies sacked today. None really did anything it was just a routine cull of people bossman no longer got cenno for hiring. Poor mongs, it'll just keep happening to them.

Might quit as well and bring deckchairs and we can all just smoke choof on the nature strip and demoralise the remaining wagies

>>1001553
It's interesting watching the sudden (and short lived) productivity spike when a handful of wagies get made redundant. The ARTC jeets who would normally spend half the day outside on their phone to India would spend the next couple of weeks more or less at their desks.

>>1001554
of course it was only ever Whites who got the boot

>>1001554
Is CIP, the only reason they do it is to put pressure on everyone else. Can't blame the mongs.

Goon Afternoon NEETs

Surf is pumping and I am vibing.

OOOOOOH YEEEEEEEERAHHH

>>1001557
Nuro now my mike goes wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud and erk eek erk eek erk eek, is it gonna break in half when im going down a hill or something? Help!

>>1001557
Imagine being away from the roaring forties

>>1001557
Based. Is it takeaway friday?

>>1001557
based

>>1001557
nuro have you ever heard of mephedrone? Its like MDMA but with way more addiction potential. The russians on cruisey's blog board want to sell it to me.

>>1001562
Nuro doesnt do synthetics, retard.

>>1001558
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

>>1001564
I'll turn (You) off

>>1001558
Is this a BMX?

sliced up my face shaving
hands aren't particularly steady

>>1001544
That's what they gave it to me in

weed makes people echo and they get remixed in my head

oh um if a payment on dark matter says rejected / not paid does that mean they're a scammer?

>>1001557
Dude has a furry mask on?

400lb sheboon pulling bins into vacant neighbour property 😞

>>1001572
She's making NEET compound.

fucking hate what has become of this country

I wonder how many White people who applied for that rental are sleeping in a car or tent this weekend.

Christ these cunts are useless..

>>1001572
what race?

Thai, alcohol and anime for tonight

>>1001577
>what race
>sheboon
Ffs...

>>1001577
Sheboon as in female baboon as in nigger. I don't know what specific shithole the size of Tasmania in Africa it hails from.

>>1001576
Have patience

>>1001576
Well they are busy at least.

>>1001581
Why would they deliver it 99% of the way and then send it back to Adelaide Airport? How does that make any sense with regard to logistics or resourcing?

>>1001583
I'm not the person to ask

>>1001577
Any proper racist would be able to tell a sudo from a bantu

>>1001585
We'll find out when there's an incident and 7News are here.

>>1001586
actually you won't
that would just be reported as "youth"

>>1001553
Good luck NEET.

>>1001557
Based.

>>1001574
We need MonkAI soon.

>>1001576
It's going on a holiday.

>>1001580
>specific shithole the size of Tasmania
Isn't that where TiffRS lives?

>>1001585
>sudo
Isn't that a linux command?

>>1001593
paddled there in his canoe from timbuktoo

>>1001594
Sounds racist.

>>1001594
yeah it is
sudo rm -rf /

>>1001597
rm -rf sudo

kill -9 sudo

>>1001598
kek

>>1001598
that isnt possible nigga
>i use arch btw

I like this alt tag on the news.com.au website
>alt="Andrew splash hehehehehe ehe ehehe eh e hee he"

For this story
>New Andrew bombshell, cops probe claims of sexual misconduct, fraud and corruption
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/new-andrew-bombshell-cops-probe-claims-of-sexual-misconduct-fraud-and-corruption/news-story/5f9299a93d6e6b6cb79f1a8f9424820c

>>1001601
>that isnt possible nigga
I thought they updated your country name to Türkiye tbh

>>1001603
they did but the internet still uses "turkey" we are turkiye

>>1001601
Don't lecture me about bleep bloop shit

>>1001604
you're a fucking roach

Preaching to the converted

>>1001606
im more white than you nigga

>>1001608
kek

>>1001609
ur a dirty dick knob

>>1001528
Good luck NEET.

>>1001607
Am fixin flex seal cans with belzona.

>>1001519
See a doctor please.

>>1001615
This is the way.

Fish cakes, tempura vegetals, prawn crackers, tom yum prawn soup and drunken noodles for dinner

>>1001539
Well done NEET.

>>1001618
Sounds nice.

>>1001557
Hi Nuro.

>>1001616
There's probably a witch doctor next door.

>>1001612
She needs to widen her vocabulary like woman boss >>1001613 workshop, test room.

>>1001618
I had a battered whiting oven fish stick and a handful of froxen tater cubes

>>1001624
Lovely.

>>1001623
Merry Audio is on the way up, very good quality.

>>1001626
Too bad they aren't compureet.
Oh yeah, just found out from that video that their name is: Merry Audio Speaker Factory.
Was this in previous videos?

>>1001627
Yes but I think they had a slightly different trading name or something at one stage. It was always introduced as
>Merry Audio Speaker Factory
Though.

>>1001628
Is HP on tomorrow?

It's like getting a tattoo from a tattooist without tattoos

>>1001630
Cancelled due to the rude neet

>>1001632
woe

>>1001632
😭

>>1001618
An excellent spread.

>>1001630
Sure. District 9 then?
Lotsa sumo too.

>>1001638
Thank you. Yes please for Sumo before.

Cruisey I wanna this tablet to play games
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/960150

So am I supposed to rejoin WAP since Tom got an injunction with the proscription?

Zesty why didn't you lift that ban on Cruisey as soon as it was pointed out to you?
Why did you wait two days?
What is going on?

>>1001643
He's busy, don't badger him

>>1001643
He could be out there bettering himself and we would be none the wiser.

>>1001645
He's transcending the New World Order

>>1001643
I don't like being demanded at so I gave him a cheeky perma ban and forgot to remove it after

>>1001647
You need to act in a more considered and mature way.

>>1001648
No way. I already did that when I got us VIM captchas which I was going to code myself

If only we knew...

>>1001651
Not fair i was waiting for the smash.

>>1001641
technically you can resume activities but that can be used in future case discoveries to maintain the prohibition

>>1001650
>it fucks its whore mother's dick
Now you know.

>>1001654
childbirth?

>>1001654
Have there been any hare attack deaths in Hungary?

>>1001656
Haven't heard of any, but a conspiracy theory spreads the government keep them under wraps. Witnesses intimidated, experts payed off.

>>1001657
kek

>>1001657
Mood Reports, Very Happy?

>>1001659
Off the charts.

>>1001657
our wildlife would get mogged by those rabbits, they just eat your garden and shit all over the place. Wallabys are weak as fuck, TWD when?

>>1001661
>our wildlife would get mogged by those rabbits
I doubt they would last long in an animal bar

>>1001662
Cooked on the bar heater in the corner.

>>1001663
Yum 😋

>>1001663
Two legs please.

Is Monk going to do it?

I found auction websites that sell cheap HDD's and SSD's.
10TB SAS hard drives starting at 10$
500gb SSD's - two for 32$

>>1001666
I have my doubts.

>>1001667
You could probably run them in a good raid configuration, but I would still add one or two new drives

>>1001612
this one is very dear to my heart

>>1001667
post the site, I need cheap HDDs

>>1001670
You need a good beautiful engine.

>>1001671
https://www.allbids.com.au/computers-it/hardware-auctions/#!?page=1&count=50

also

https://east-digital.myshopify.com/collections/factory-recertified

>>1001673
Time to overlicit each other and buy the disks twice more expensive as in shops.

>>1001674
We need it for MonkAI

>>1001675
We're going to need a lot more Ram.

>>1001676
Terabytes, potentially Petabytes.

>>1001677
And Troglobytes.

>>1001672
RB26

>>1001680
Is this MobkAI

*MonkAI

>>1001682>>1001681
my own personal assistant built into the internet
never the same sometimes
the meta ai in whatsapp

a little too reductive for my attention span

>>1001683
You should use MonkAI when it's available.

perhaps i will
meta ai refuses to animate itself from my perspective >>1001685

>>1001686
MonkAI would just share that image of Monk with the black bar partially obscuring his face.

>>1001687
Sounds like a cheeky bugger mate
the meta dialogue was a running instruction
started with something about artefacts and safety limits
rendering data conduits and changed to hexagons
and then Mandelbrot and juliasets growing from ratios
eventually it asked if i wanted to animate the process

Cruisey you can save £10 when you spend over £100 this bank holiday weekend.

>Offer applies to online orders over £100 placed before Tuesday, 26 May 2026 that contain qualifying commemorative products*.
>Use code: SAVE10
https://www.royalmint.com/

>>1001689
I know how to save 100.

the algorithm is really fucking with me

>>1001690
With the offer for Cruisey he only has to spend £90

Cruisey can spend £10 on a coffee and cake for us

Oh clogger...

Mog update

>>1001695
You have not explained this new character well enough.

>>1001695
this is the mogger who had the wig right? i'm too old to follow this shite but i am interested

It is heading North again

>>1001696
Watch this repost then

>>1001697
Yes.

>>1001698
Patience NEET. It will get to you in time.
Sometimes it needs to go to Chullora and back five or six times. It is just how it is.
The mysteries of the postal world.
Stay strong.

>>1001699
The wig stealing was obviously staged. The reaction was not natural.

>>1001701
>It is just how it is.
👆💯

>>1001704
He has a very flat skull. Bad stock.

>>1001704
He is at least partly satire. But also possibly mentally ill.

>>1001705
Plebeian phenotype.

garn a coffee. you NEETs want one?

>>1001705
>>1001706
We should stay tunedem

>>1001708
Yes, large please.

>>1001710
Large is too small for executives so I'm getting you a jumbo

>>1001711
❤️

>>1001708
Yes please. 4 shots of expresso

There are two obvious signs of neurotic mental illness:

1. Preoccupation with your appearance (excessive self-consciousness, body dysmorphia, looks maxxing etc)

2. Preoccupation with what you eat (eating disorders, imaginary allergies and intolerances, pseudo-scientific obsessions with nutrients and vitamins etc.

>>1001708
I will have a latte please. 3 sugars.

>>1001709
I don't understand this remark.

>>1001713
exspressomaxxing

Cruisey where are we going today?

>>1001718
you can tell from the middle bit that he is bunging on the deep voice

ausNEETmaxxers
where is the lore guide

>>1001721
We will all ascend

>>1001721
You need 20 points on the disability scale to qualify for a successful DSP application

>>1001723
And yet Cruisey still wont sign Weber up...

This could become a grimoire

>>1001725
No good NEET goes unpunished :(

>>1001726
Grim.

>>1001722
That executive has no shame.

>>1001730
How does he use pen and paper at that angle and with that little space?

Might try to make some music today

>>1001732
Good tunes?

>>1001734
not at all

turns out the NEETs are ill mannered and bad tempered

>>1001726
what sort of spells do you cast or what magic do you perform ?

>>1001739
I attempt to do bliss making magic. It's right hand path and hardly magic at all.

>>1001740
Can you conjure up a big binge for me please.

>>1001739
I have all the potions NEETs need instore, with a very generous 10 percent off.

>>1001742
Thanks Dan.

>>1001742
I need a potion that makes people sleepy and another one that makes my penis hard.

>>1001742
Can you please send Weber a care package, Dan?

>>1001746
I second this motion for Dan to support Weber.

>>1001742
any antidotes for mana potion sickness dr zogbot?

>>1001750
fent

>>1001751
Is that you Floyd?

>>1001751
Henlo nigger from niggeria

>>1001752
can't breathe

cant breathe
>>1001753

>>1001753
well, well, well
bloody aussie

>>1001758
Hot!

>>1001759
King Gee Stubbies ofc, not Lulu Lemong

>>1001760
>Lulu Lemong
Those are for later.

>>1001762
Cute.

>>1001763
Wear gloves next time, please.

lol

>>1001765
hopefully he dies at the hands of his own product, like the Segway inventor who rolled off a cliff

elong promises/timeframes aren't worth much

>>1001767
That's what makes it even funnier.

>>1001766
>Segway inventor who rolled off a cliff
Whizzed away from us all.

Was bad tempered and ill mannered with a mong about their stupid behaviour. Regret this, didn't get a good outcome. Failed wrangle

>>1001770
They need to learn they can't be mongs all of the time. I'm sure you were quite reasonable.

>>1001768
investors are so far in the hole now that rolling him would probably cost them even more

>>1001770
You need to use a stick. It works well for the Endchan infrastructure

>>1001773
Even using a quality commercial stick (like the Mongbuster 3000 - a 1.2m piece of 40mm oak dowel from Bunnings) would not look good in public

Kicking a ute dog in the face at Smithfield Bunnings gets you national news coverage. I can only imagine how viral you'd go smashing a chair mong.

>>1001774
Increase your speed. If no one sees the stick move, it didn't move.

>>1001776
Smart. Professional Herder.

>>1001777
Thanks Wizzy.

Trips n we all get GFs this year

>>1001699
what is the music in this? it's great

>>1001779
Looks like it's year of the BF

>>1001781
grease that hole, Shibs

>>1001766
>Heselden was riding a rugged, cross-country version of the scooter near his estate in West Yorkshire. Witnesses and a coroner's inquest concluded that he lost his balance and fell 42 feet into the River Wharfe while trying to back up to allow a dog walker to pass.
lmao

>>1001783
>Heselden
Not the Brahman name one would expect from such idiocy.

>>1001780
Is this sarcasm, Toothpaste?

>>1001780
Couldn't find it, soz.

>>1001785
no i tried, shazaming the music in the first part but it's too quiet compared to the voices. thanks for correctly identifying me btw. nuro mentioned in passing yesterday that he thought the leaf flags were isreali [sic] spies ffs 🙄

>>1001787
I have NFI what it is, but it didn't sound very.. musical.. regardless.
Nuro has never taken the time to actually read a day's worth of posts or learn NEETlore. He is a tad self-absorbed.

>>1001789
An Adelaide Metro bus would have stalled and failed to start again in that.

Remember when they decided not to order sand boxes for the first batch of modern trams and they all spun their wheels in the first downpour? I remember.

>>1001791
>they all spun their wheels in the first downpour
Would've been Mong Wars

>>1001791
Multi track drifting

>>1001691
>hit on women
>every answer is a no

>>1001698
It needs to travel a certain amount of distance to be perfect.
I'm really pleased with the royal Hungarian Post these days. They might be even better now that couriers.
I remember when couriers started out they were better. Then there was the time when GPS navigation got integrated into the process and they started to deliver packages to wrong addresses sometimes even to wrong towns. But the Post remained relatively reliable, or at least consistent, for I suspect they worked on the basis of postal code, and then the local postmen new which street is which and didn't fall for foreign GPS software. Then delivery services got better again. But now it seems the royal Post is better.
But this is my personal experience others might see it differently Hungarians are all pessimistic and like to complain about shit because they grew up bitching so they get instant attention from parents I wasn't.

maybe good maybe shit

>>1001794
pretty not bad. maybe try some background chords or something to build it up. like in trance

>>1001799
might try those tomorrow

>>1001714
I dunno if neurotic but both mental illness. Perhaps fucked up upbringing leading to mental deformity. The result is the same the problem isn't their body but their mind.

>>1001722
>pillow
Good way of staying hunched even when spread out and flattened on a bed.

>>1001726
That's more like a pleasantoire.

>>1001765
>when they drive you off the cliff because you commented something what they perceived as antisemitic

>>1001766
I didn't read that post first I swear.

>>1001794
Not good, but at least long.
I'll give it a listen when I have the time.

>>1001794
Well done neet.

>>1001794
>>1001798
I gave them a listen. They are okay. I don't like electronic music in general, so my lack of enthusiasm is predisposed.
I found this one on /rus/ and I liked this enough to save it and listen it occasionally. This one is actually long.

>>1001804
ty

Streaming District 9 at 7pm AE*T
In 2 hours I think.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Before that gonna stream some sumo.

>>1001796
>I wasn't.
You are a NEET of action. The hoster of HP.

test

>>1001808
Cruisey?

>>1001808
Cruixey?

> Things are finally going my way. In fact, they’re going great! I have a chance to live after all!
>LOG ENTRY: SOL 37 I am fucked, and I’m gonna die!
Andy Weir, The Martian

>>1001808
Cruxey?

>>1001809
>>1001810
>>1001812
I fear Weber has trapped him in a Jaycar jiffy box.

I guess we'll have to wait for a week day to see if cruisey does the toilet weberr posts

>>1001814
He doesnt do it on bb.

>>1001813
Sounds comfy.

>>1001814
That's a long time to hold it.

>>1001817
One has to eat, but shitting is a must.

we don't hear much from possum these days

>>1001819
He's about the place.

>>1001819
He's watching, always watching.

ok neets, i am returned

I am ready.

>>1001823
Yeah but where's you're tail ? ?

>>1001824
It takes me about an hour to waddle over to the couch too

>>1001826
Still need to brush teef unfortunately.

shibs is putting another good moofie on

>>1001828
Yes HP in Japan before

>>1001821
Cute.

>>1001823
Neat.

>>1001824
Good.

It just blasted out of me.

>>1001831
Cruisey no

>>1001806
fucking love me district 9
thx NYEET

Goon Evening NEETs

Nothing not much to report, Had some Karen rock up at 7am and wake me up with some dumb enquiry, not even dropping off a bike, i was less than impressed as i was not up at 5am as usual but sleeping in for a change. Went back to bed then had another Barry rock up at 8pm wanting me to straighen a tire he repaired and fitted himself. Fuck sake its a fucking saturday.... we open at 9am fucks sake, Then had too much caffeine and peptidess and was wigged out all day... Just fuck my shit up..

Also some twatter tech bro just made this map of payphones you can call in Straya... pretty cool.

https://hakluke.com/payphones/

>>1001834
Where did you get peptides

>>1001834
Cool website I think some points of reference are out of date but still neat.

10 minutes till movie NEETs! Piss, poo then get in here!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Starting the movie earlier. In 1 minute.

>>1001837
>10 minutes
>poo
Wishful thinking

>>1001839
quick poo then back to NEETing

T W O
W
O

M I N U T E
I
N
U
T
E

P O O
O
O

>>1001841
is this like 5 minute abs?

T H I R T Y
H
I
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T
Y

S E C O N D S
E
C
O
N
D
S


of diarrhoea

It was poo or be poo-ed

>>1001842
1 minit blody aris

>>1001839
15 minutes cities, 10 minutes poo.

>>1001726
A grimoire is a powerful tool
Demons are real
Best take care to secure your wizard tower first

Might start a private military company

Cruisey some russians from /bb/ tryed to sell me durgs, but I didnt have any crypto. I wanna get some crypto Cruisey!

>>1001834
Payphones are still used for criminal activities and thats basically all.

Thanks for watching, fellas!

might get some tyre wax for my spare tyre

>>1001851
Thank you.

>>1001852
Grab me some as well thanks.

Had a fun night buying shit off ebay, sorry I skipped the moofies. Good Night NEETs.

>>1001856
Night.

The setting was gritty and the filmography was very good initially but fell away as the movie lost narrative direction,became generic and lost its humour. There was a late attempt to throw a pig.

>>1001856
Good night NEET.

>>1001856
Looks like you made a wise investment.

Google just vibe coded an entire operating system on stage with a single prompt and it ran doom, it's over coder bros. Skynet is come.

>>1001860
Hope he got more than her head.

>>1001861
It's shit and doesn't run anything

>>1001851
danker hôöngary neet

This one made me think of you Pidgie.

>>1001867
Good frog.

Should we stayed tuned?

>>1001876
tbh i'm fascinated. did you see what happened to that frank tuffano? fella. he got eye surgery to move his eyes further into his skull for hunter eyes or some shite and it was botched. now he's cross-eyed for life the poor bastard

>>1001877
Botchmaxxing is the new trend. Mongification.

Teletubbymaxing

morning bros

>>1001880
GMN.

had ice cream for breakfast

>>1001882
lots of good fat and sugar for the day ahead, smart neet

>>1001882
Large bowl for me please.

>>1001883
Good post. We need to get you a custom flag and have it titled as Toothpaste.

>>1001883
You have much wisdom in the ways of neet nutrition. A true savant.
>>1001884
Onto second breakfast now - spaghetti bolognese with vintage cheese. Another large bowl for you?

>>1001886
>Another large bowl for you?
ofc. I am a growing NEET.

Cruisey I wanna the
>20,000 COWS! THE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE WORD SEARCH by Alex Cheddar

>>1001885
kek thanks, i wish i could just be oz flag and blend in, but that would be kind of jewish suppose

Like the prawn aids documentary last night
>Ebola treatment tent set ablaze again in Congo, with 18 suspected cases leaving
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/ebola-tent-fire-congo-9.7210001

Rent paid. Electricity paid. Garn go for a waddle, maybe have a binge.

Time for your breakfast NEET
two shooters of bourbon

>>1001892
Thank you.

>>100185
tgime for ygour bregfast NGEET
:DD two potagto spåårdes

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vMR4YWGghjE [Embed]
cruisey I wanna soggy sammich

>>1001897
Cruisey make that two please.

>>1001897
<Never tasted beer
Interesting.

For a feed without heaps of ingredients it looks delicious. Especially the broth. The patty and slices would be nice.

>>1001899
It was good of him to hire The Kingpin

>>1001900
kek