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NEET General #977 - Yes, I Did It Edition NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No. 1000437
I did it.

OLD: >>999380


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.1000438 del
How does he do it?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.1000439 del
>>1000430
tasted alright
would drink again


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.1000440 del
Are AI fr*gs real fr*gs?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.1000441 del


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.1000442 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KSO1yfWTd5U [Embed]
Cruisey I wanna baby yoda cocktail


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.1000443 del
Cruisey, Weber, and Monk blind tasting https://youtube.com/watch?v=yTbBozIwnP4 [Embed]


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.1000444 del
mad that neets don't link the new in the last thread here


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.1000445 del
>>1000444
We are a bunch of careless mongs.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.1000446 del
Fried beer onions with ketchup for lunch


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.1000447 del
>>1000443
kek hipsters are still around in Australia? based


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.1000448 del
Anal anally raped


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.1000449 del
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a tiny lizard strapped to an electric razor to try and vibrate the turds out


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.1000450 del
>>1000449
They should just give it a Dare iced coffee.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.1000451 del
>>1000449
Lizard lady could have looked after him.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.1000452 del
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Anglos so racist they don't even think the dutch are white


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.1000453 del
>>1000451
Want Cruisey to organise this for me


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NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.1000455 del
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Cruisey I want to go visit a city of gold, this weekend. Cruisey you have to take me!


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.1000456 del
>>1000455
I think I went there in an Uncharted game.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.1000457 del
cruisey i wanna time travel and go see atlantis and talk to thoth. how much will it cost the NDIS?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.1000458 del
There are 7 cities of gold scattered around the world. That means one in australia, right? The ancient boongs had an advanced civilisation right? How else could they have gotten racially addicted to petrol?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.1000459 del
>>1000458
I remember some dumb boongs claimed there used to be massive gold lumps just sitting on the ground and they gave them all to the first White explorers


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.1000460 del
>>1000452
don't understand this, the dutch were the first in australia (humans) as i understand it, there is a lot of interesting lore about them getting lost in the outback and finding phantom seas that could never be found again


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>>1000455
Unless you have NDIS funding you will have to settle for the city of mud.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.1000462 del
>>1000439
What flavour? Is it like any other ones?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.1000463 del
>>1000452
Theyre weird


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.1000464 del
>>1000449
Lizzo dildo


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>>1000458
At the end of the old kingdom, they emmigrated back to Australia. Khufu was a black fella. Ayers rock was a thorium reactor that melted.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.1000466 del
The dutch are the tallest and most intelligent people in europe, highly industrious and competent. Back in the 17th century they were on their way to rule the world before the anglos grabbed it from them.


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NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.1000468 del
>>1000466
VoC is the zenith of Western civilisation, thus far.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.1000469 del
>>1000465
That's an emu


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.1000470 del
they deserved indonesia and shouldn't've let america push them around in the 50s


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.1000471 del
What llm models are good for erotic roleplay? Asking for a mate of course.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.1000472 del
>>1000471
A young NEET like yourself shouldn't be having such inappropriate thoughts.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.1000473 del
i'm fucking up my day again, i gotta pull out of this


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.1000474 del
>>1000442
He should make you one tonight.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.1000475 del
Good morning NEETs.

No New Thread linked at the end of the old thread. The board is not being run right.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.1000476 del
>>1000475
>The board is not being run right.
It needs a touch of MonkAI.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.1000477 del
>>1000476
Possum used to run a tight ship.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.1000478 del
>>1000477
He was a saint.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.1000479 del
I miss Olive.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.1000480 del
>>1000479
He was a good fella


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.1000481 del
>>1000471
Models people commonly rate highly for explicit ERP:

Midnight Miqu Magnum Noromaid Euryale Fimbulvetr MythoMax

General pattern:

7B/8B → fast, horny, less intelligent 13B/14B → sweet spot 70B+ → best prose and emotional consistency

For “filthy but coherent,” a lot of enthusiasts prefer:

Magnum 12B
Noromaid 20B
Midnight Miqu 70B
Hosted services that are comparatively permissive
NovelAI
Janitor AI
Chub AI


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.1000482 del
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Goon Afternoon Fellas of great proportions and not so great liver functionality.

Found a break in the weather. Still test riding the Pivot and breaking in the new FAZUA motor. Fuck I love that bike and the way it pops of jumps. It’s so lightweight It’s the lotus Elise of e-bikes. Was tempted to put
My slick tyre wheelset on it but could not beatifffed. Wonderful afternoon bit oddly not Many people out. Think the spotty weather has everyone just staying at home. Garn get some guzmans later oh yeah.

Also Dan has this on special at the moment if you NEETs want a treat I highly recommend it. Amazing bubbly and the price is bonkers.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.1000483 del
>>1000482
Based.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.1000484 del


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.1000485 del
Boardo has the snuggest colon


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.1000486 del


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.1000488 del
did some cardio work on the exercise bike, desire to binge on cheesecake completey vanished, weird how it works that way


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.1000489 del
>>1000488
well done neet.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.1000490 del
>>1000488
It'll return.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.1000491 del
Want a good NEET to go get me a zinger box and a 2 pack of creme brules and a pack of crispy m&ms and some sarsparilla.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.1000492 del
>>1000482
How the fuk that bike has two headsets? Hunh How!?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.1000493 del
NEET leak for sir


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.1000494 del
>>1000475
its an IGAY thread hence the grotesque pepe.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.1000495 del
The full food process — shopping, driving, unpacking, planning, cooking, eating, cleaning, and thinking about meals — can easily take 15–20 hours a week for an average adult or family.

That adds up to roughly:

800–1,000 hours a year about 1–1.5 months of every year around 4–6 full years over a lifetime just managing food.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.1000496 del
>>1000491
Get a Pajeet to do it.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.1000497 del
>>1000495
Most animals have it worse. They spend all day just wandering around eating.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.1000498 del
I am going to do a water fast. See how many days I can go.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.1000499 del
>>1000497
I prefer the term grazing.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.1000500 del
>>1000493
The corruption and incompetence of indians is just breathtaking. The examiners cancelled the exam because the questions were already in circulation, then the fuckwit indian candidates riot because they will be given a fresh one.
>no saar we cannot sit an exam that we havent already studied the questioning, saaar!
I hate indians in australian professional jobs so much its unreal.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.1000501 del
veal tortellini and lemon meringue pie for dindins


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.1000503 del
>>1000501
>lemon meringue pie
Big plateful for me please.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.1000504 del
>>1000492
Thunderthighs Bec was wibble-wobbling when she took the photo


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.1000505 del
>>1000503
I'll have a family size one. And one for my waifu.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.1000506 del
>>1000500
I heard they do a terrible a job in warehouses too


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.1000507 del
Doing a clog while she watches the last ever episode of Outlander.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.1000508 del
Another series adapted from a series of books where the author has done a GRRM and sat on her hands for years instead of writing the final books.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.1000509 del


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.1000510 del
>>1000509
Was pretty good.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.1000511 del
>>1000507
>Outlander
It has been a long journey for her with that show.
Ask her whether she likes the way it ended please.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.1000512 del
>>1000511
Will do.
There’s a spin-off, Blood of my Blood, which has season 2 airing later this year. That’s about the parents or grandparents when they were young. Another case of the author doing a GRRM and writing other in-universe retrospectives instead of finishing the primary work.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.1000513 del
>>1000508
I've decided I will no longer give GRRM shit for not having finished winds of winter in the past 15 years. After all, I haven't done shit in that time either. Literally 0 achievements.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.1000514 del
>>1000513
Do you have a nice photograph of yourself though?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.1000515 del
>>1000514
That is a photograph of me neet. Well I've put on a bit of weight since then, but you know.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.1000516 del
>>1000515
You are looking well NEET.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.1000517 del
>>1000513
He does owe his fans (who provided his lifestyle) with some level of output. He and the outlander woman have appeared on panels together and both have the same bad attitude towards fans and books being done when they are done.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.1000518 del
might get a bit of kfc. you NEETs want any?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.1000519 del
>>1000518
No thank you. I am full.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.1000520 del
>>1000518
20 pieces of original please.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.1000521 del
>>1000520
I thought you were on diet wagon today?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.1000522 del
>>1000520
A true conner-sewer


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.1000523 del
>>1000518
The 10 pack of wicked wings please.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.1000524 del
>>1000517
>He does owe his fans (who provided his lifestyle) with some level of output.
Maybe the next book will just fall out of him.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.1000525 del
>>1000517
Yes, I agree, if he started a 7 volume series he should fucking finish it or hire someone who will.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.1000526 del
>>1000524
Wouldn’t surprise me if he gets chatjippity to spit some shit out and gets his editors to fix it.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.1000527 del
>>1000526
Monk has already published several volumes of gay erotic ausneets fanfic commercially just by getting AI to write it.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.1000528 del
>>1000527
Wasn't that just MonkAI? Did Cruisey whip it out him?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.1000529 del
Motherbat is doing crying or something in front of the television.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.1000530 del
>>1000529
The show has moved her. Do not try to shame her for this. She is an emotional big-hearted woman.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.1000531 del
Reading about ai is making me fucking depressed.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.1000532 del
>>1000529
Did the clogger smell reach her?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.1000533 del
>>1000532
I think she was too engrossed in the tele to be grossed by the clogger


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.1000534 del
>>1000533
Well bantered.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.1000535 del
>>1000531
MonkAI will protect us and keep is well fed and know when to ring Cruisey when I have a query.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.1000536 del
Cruisey I wanna drink MonkAI
https://www.drinkmonkai.com/


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.1000537 del
>>1000536
Cruisey been ignoring us all day 😞


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.1000538 del
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>>1000529
Those devious soap companies sponsor those types of televised plays and pay hackney writers to come up with a steady stream of ridiculous nonsense that appeals to housewives and widows like your grandmother. They use clever techniques to keep the story going on and on, never quite reaching a climax or satisfying conclusion and the drama hooks the spinster audience into regularly watching this tripe. Its all a way to get the sponsor's message "buy our soap" accompanied by the catchy jingle, heard by the women so they buy it next time they are in the grocery store. Its reprehensible really, these advertising agencies, the way they work. Be a good man and let the old dear know that Pied Piper Sherry is on special in all of my cellars this week.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.1000539 del
>>1000538
Thanks Dan.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.1000540 del
>>1000538
> is on special in all of my cellars this week.
You are a very generous man.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.1000541 del
>>1000412
Dan Andrews got a full statue which is what you’re confusing this with.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.1000542 del
>>1000538
Call her my grandmother again, and I will smash a bottle and use it to stab your face apart


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.1000543 del
>>1000541
I thought it was a just a bust. I dont care anyway, ZOGtoria can go fuck itself


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.1000544 del
>>1000541
Will The Commune have a statute of Cruisey?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.1000545 del
>>1000544
Yes. A tasteful nude. NEETs will rub his member for good luck.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.1000546 del
>>1000544
Only of his NEET stick with a hand reaching towards it.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.1000547 del
>>1000545
Over the years it will be worn down by the constant rubbing and there will only be a small stump left.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.1000548 del
watching professor jiang predict that there will be ww3 (obviously) and how it will play out. Haven't gotten to the end prediction yet. my predictions of the prediction is either new fake religion or alien invasion.

Going to try to plan some of my life with this information. Might be time to invest in bitcoin or some shit


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.1000549 del
Tempted just to turn my remaining neetbux into cheesecakes and lemon meringues and binge until the end. Just don't see a future for humanity anymore.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.1000550 del
>>1000549
Very melodramatic outlook NEET.
Times are good for NEETs.
Make sure to appreciate the positive things you have in your life.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.1000551 del
>>1000547
Least we forget.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.1000552 del
Apropos of nothing:
Remember when they are old how they treated you when they were young.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.1000553 del
might start laying in some extra tool handles for the coming collapse


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.1000554 del
>>1000553
A NEET cannot live on tool handles forever.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.1000555 del
>>1000553
Go to the hardware store and ask for four candles.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CNTM9iM1eVw [Embed]


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NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.1000557 del
Thunder, heavy rains. Stay safe out there Cruisey.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.1000558 del
>>1000557
Completely missed Victor


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.1000559 del
Going to bed. Might get some of that Sherry tomorrow, see what the fuss is about.
Good Night NEETs


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.1000560 del
>>1000559
Good night.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.1000561 del
>>1000559
Night. Just have a small glass as an aperitif


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.1000562 del
Might start eating apples/walnuts/honey/cinnamon for dessert, will be healthier than the current junk food I eat, even though it still has calories.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.1000563 del
Do neets think there's going to be an oil shortage? Should we stock up on food and dunny paper now while we still can?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.1000564 del
>>1000563
Labor says it’s all under control. They never lie.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.1000565 del
>>1000563
no
>dunny paper
a NEET should always keep a good supply of this.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.1000566 del
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boughted this (real) nixie tube clock on ebay with after pay
50 in (150 more to go)
60$ left for a week :|


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.1000567 del
>>1000566
Nixie clocks are nice.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.1000568 del
>>1000537
Hello. Why was bat crying?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.1000569 del
>>1000567
I tried to make one myself back in 2014 but I fucked it up somehow and gave up on it. don't know where. the tubes went for that


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Domo


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.1000571 del
>>1000570
ling ling
ling ling
ur fone linging


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.1000572 del
>>1000571
Hasta mañana *chops you with katana*


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.1000573 del
>>1000568
I think one of the two main characters died. Will ask tomorrow


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.1000574 del
>>1000572
h-hayai!
*backflips onto a roof*
*throws ninja stars*
heh, all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan)


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.1000575 del
>>1000573
I need to know. She cant leave us on a cliffhanger like that. You should have asked.

Can I get back on the no captcha list? Thanks


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.1000576 del
>>1000574
Quality haiku


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.1000577 del
>>1000572
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V2smwRTMmms [Embed]

Thats not the same word. Still a good song.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.1000578 del
my cat is gay and my dog has aids


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.1000579 del
Yes it is. I thought it meant I love you.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.1000580 del
>>1000575
the VIM list is getting full. you'll have to show some skin


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NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.1000582 del
>>1000580
Im not some whore play thing you can tell what to do


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.1000583 del
>>1000582
Take it off. Post the member.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.1000584 del
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If it’s good enough for this English Rose, it’s good enough for Cruisry


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>>1000584
Boo bees


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.1000586 del
Man molester


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.1000588 del
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This overweight NEET is dragging his obese carcass into bed.
Good night NEETs.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.1000589 del
awake again, also noticed there's a slow drip leak from the toilet tap, everything is fucked


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.1000590 del
Very stressed and upset, should've dealt with this a week ago.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.1000591 del
>https://refractor.io/adhd-autism/fecal-transplants-for-autism-delivers-success-in-clinical-trials/
> Fecal transplants for autism deliver success in clinical trials
SOON. Poo transplant time austism bros!


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.1000594 del
>>1000556
I imagine Monk like this with a bigger head.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.1000595 del
>>1000564
I thought Nuro fixed it


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.1000596 del
>>1000566
Cool. Which one did you buy?


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NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.1000598 del
>>1000581
Imagine the smell.


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NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.1000600 del
>>1000557
do aussies still enjoy thunderstorms even though they're so common over there? nothing like a summer storm imo, been a while since i've heard any thunder and smelled that nice heav rain smell


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.1000601 del
>>1000594
I thought Nuro fixed it


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.1000602 del
>>1000591
I still remember the craze of using bleach as a treatment too


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.1000603 del
>>1000601
We'll have to wait for him to confirm.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.1000604 del
Heart warming 🥹


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.1000605 del
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worried that i have developed permanent breast tissue (gyno) from all the tinnies over the years, any neets ktf?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.1000606 del
>>1000605
Would they be good for motorboating?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.1000607 del
>>1000606
he has pepperoni nipples


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>>1000606
not quite at that level but i can feel them bounce when i run fml mfw


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.1000609 del
>>1000608
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.1000612 del
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My GF is making me bacon and eggs for breakkayie.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.1000613 del
>>1000605
You need to balance it out with smoking - nicotine is a potent anti-estrogen


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.1000614 del
>>1000612
He's a handsome fella


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.1000615 del
want custard for breakfast


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NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.1000618 del
>>1000615
Big serving for me please.


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NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.1000621 del
>>1000612
That's a man.


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NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.1000624 del
>>1000608
I wanna squeeze.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.1000625 del
took sweaty for a walk
stepped on her foot
having a ginger beer


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.1000626 del
>>1000621
Is not!!


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.1000627 del
Good Morning NEETs

IGAy posting his daily mindrape and illegal thread appears in catalogue at the same time. Dang What a coincidence :|


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.1000628 del


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.1000629 del
>>1000625
>stepped on her foot
She all good now?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.1000630 del
>>1000629
she screamed and I verbally abused her
she's okay


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.1000631 del
>>1000627
I global reported it a while ago


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.1000632 del
>>1000630
>she's okay
Great.


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NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.1000635 del
Sunday markets. Got a Hans Anderson book.


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NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.1000637 del
>>1000635
Well done NEET.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.1000638 del
>>1000630
I hope you didn't blame that poor innocent dog for you stepping on her.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.1000639 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.1000640 del
>>1000600
>even though they're so common over there?
I am not sure that is true. They do not occur particularly often.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.1000642 del
>>1000638
she veered under my feet from the left side of the footpath to the right


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.1000643 del
>>1000642
I bet her story is different.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.1000644 del
>>1000643
What happened to bros before hoes?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.1000645 del
I have woken in a state of mental agitation, irritation, bodily aches and pains.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.1000646 del
>>1000645
another day ending in y


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 00:55 [Preview] No.1000647 del
>>1000645
Sounds like you had a night visitor.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.1000648 del
extremely depressed, snacks didn't help,need a nap


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.1000649 del
>>1000644
none of us have hoes


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.1000650 del
My water fast is over. I did one day. 35 hours without food.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.1000651 del
>>1000650
good job lad, i think doing that one day a week is a good way to keep things in check and let you not be a calorie counting mong for the rest of the week


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>>1000651
I avoid having to count calories by eating more calories than I can count.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.1000653 del
>>1000650
do you sleep ok doing that?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.1000654 del
whenever i take lobster pills i always lie around the next day watching trashy paranormal videos on youtube, need to consult a durgs expert like nuro on why this happens


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.1000655 del
>>1000653
I slept well last night.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.1000656 del


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.1000657 del
Swallowing hurts.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:12 [Preview] No.1000658 del
>>1000650
Good effort NEET.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:12 [Preview] No.1000659 del
>>1000657
you probably have epstein barr from kissing disgusting girls


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.1000660 del
>>1000650
Well done, thats a lot longer than what I could have done.


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>>1000660
You don't think you could go one day without eating?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.1000664 del
Give me the captcha off


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NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.1000666 del
Feeling inspired by that other neet, might try for a 36 minute water fast.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.1000667 del
>>1000654
i do that when i'm hungover, are lobster pills xanax?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.1000668 del
>>1000666
You can do it.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.1000669 del
>>1000667
yeah, lobster pills


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.1000670 del
>>1000666
Good luck Wizzy.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.1000671 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0KJr928LVsg [Embed] eggy stream


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.1000672 del
>>1000663
There a few videos of Clav talking to Peter Thiel on the phone.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.1000673 del
>>1000672
Is that bad?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.1000674 del
>>1000673
Thiel's a fag, one of the better ones, but still. Probably looking for his next rent boy


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.1000675 del
>>1000673
I find it noteworthy.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.1000676 del
>>1000674
There is no shame any more.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.1000677 del
The stigma is gone.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.1000678 del
>>1000676
The stigma is gone.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.1000679 del
>>1000677
It is.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.1000680 del
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NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.1000681 del
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looks nice?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.1000682 del
>>1000680
It does look nice.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.1000683 del
>>1000680
That's a nice gun.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.1000684 del
>>1000681
It’s how the local Subway delivers footlongs to the locals across town.


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NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.1000686 del
>>1000681
Australians need them for home defence against drop bears and sabre tooth possums. I used to use one myself when I served in the emu cavalry.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.1000688 del
I'm watching the Netflix MVP MMA show. Nate Diaz fighting now.
Main Event next, Ronda Rousey vs our girl Gina Carano.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.1000689 del
>>1000680
Want one.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.1000690 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=0FcS45vkr9I [Embed] first and last musick post


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>>1000686
was reading about thylacoleo, kind of a sabre tooth marsupial the other day, very interesting and rumoured to still exist in south australia, but i'll believe anything these days tbh


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.1000692 del
>>1000691
> south australia
Anything is possible in SA


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.1000693 del
had a 2 hour call with a mate about spirituality and life and his ex wife and shit. gonna do some writing and thinking to get the extra thoughts out of my head


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.1000694 del
The girls are out. Fight about to begin. Go Gina.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.1000695 del
The fight only lasted 20 seconds.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.1000696 del
Might buy a rug


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.1000697 del
>>1000695
unacceptable, I've had wanks that have last longer than that


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.1000698 del
>>1000695
Did they start crying?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.1000699 del
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>>1000696
obvious suggestion..


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.1000700 del
>>1000692
SA BEST A


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.1000701 del
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NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.1000702 del
>>1000701
Cruisey I wanna go here.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.1000703 del
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NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.1000704 del
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I climbed up to that ledge.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.1000705 del
>>1000694
>Gina
Mandalorian Mummy?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.1000706 del
Had a nap, finally ready to start the day.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.1000707 del
>>1000703
>>1000704
Good day outing.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.1000708 del
>>1000707
had shnizzle and pepper sorce at yankalilla pub


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.1000709 del
>>1000691
You should have been around a few years ago when the NEET photographed all the mega fauna skellingtons found in the Naracoorte caves and the stuffed recreations. One even looked a bit like Cruisey.


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NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.1000711 del
>>1000710
Guys face in the fist one
>tfw if only you knew
Expression.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.1000712 del
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NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.1000713 del
>>1000711
That's Rudy


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.1000714 del
>>1000713
Rudy has seen things.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.1000715 del
>>1000714
Rudy served in Vietnam and his father for Germany in WWII


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.1000716 del
>>1000715
God bless Rudy.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.1000717 del
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NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.1000718 del
>>1000717
Mong down, call Cruisey!


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NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.1000721 del
>>1000709
>One even looked a bit like Cruisey.
It was Cruisey, it was his reflection in the glass.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.1000722 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yWifbDitFx0 [Embed]


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.1000723 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tg577uU7djw [Embed]


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.1000724 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TlxEExaapsQ [Embed] watching it again lads, don't tell anyone


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.1000725 del
>>1000724
Apparently the RIRA appear to be getting the band back together.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.1000726 del
Back on the sillytavern. Comparing my local model to those of chatgpt and grok. My local model is a fucking downie compared to them.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.1000727 del
>>1000701
Nice shores, comfy chair.

>>1000703
>Hobart
This sounds familiar. Not sure from where though.
Ah two vessels. Maybe I heard about the cruiser.

>>1000704
Those trees look funky to me.

>>1000710
>short faced roo
Now they are making shit up.
If it's marsupial, how can it be a lion?

>>1000712
Thanks for the photos. Very nice.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.1000728 del
>>1000727
>Those trees look funky to me.
juvenile pine trees


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.1000729 del
the weird animals were photographed in Naracoorte on 3 October 2022


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.1000731 del


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.1000732 del
>>1000731
Noice.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.1000733 del
I had a three hour afternoon nap.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.1000734 del
>>1000733
You look refreshed NEET.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.1000735 del
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>>1000734
I look and feel like death.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.1000736 del
>>1000735
Apart from that you are looking well.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.1000737 del
Monk you should get into Networking


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.1000738 del
>>1000735
>>1000736
We are going out soon with Cruisey, I hope you're ready.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.1000739 del
Gone bed


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.1000740 del
>>1000739
Night.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.1000741 del
>>1000739
Good night.


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NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.1000744 del
>>1000742
I guess his fanbase keeps him sticking with the new diet and lifestyle change.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.1000745 del
>>1000744
I hope so.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.1000746 del
Cruisey is Jerry Seinfeld telling us the truth?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.1000747 del
>>1000746
Upon reflection it might actually be Larry David.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.1000748 del
>>1000437
creepy pedo vibes pepe

igay thread


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.1000749 del
>>1000717
is he died?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.1000750 del
>>1000630
you should have smashed a bottle and used it to stab her face apart


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.1000751 del


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.1000752 del
Had a desire to rape until I had a wank. The desire is rapidly approaching again


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.1000753 del
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NEETs what is this image from?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.1000754 del
>>1000752
Wank again.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.1000755 del
>>1000753
Pretty sure thats devo or new order


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.1000756 del
>>1000753
This NEET's >>1000752 rape fantasy.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.1000757 del
>>1000753
it's devo you philistine
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j_QLzthSkfM [Embed]


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.1000758 del
>>1000746
Hützpe is not nerve. It's impertinence.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.1000759 del
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Borrowed one of these. Gonna see what i can cut with it. Might make a custom ghillie suit with foliage from my area of operations.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.1000760 del
>>1000758
So Larry is deceiving us again?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.1000761 del
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>>1000759
We will be matching.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.1000762 del
>>1000753
Whip it.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.1000763 del
>>1000755
>>1000757
Thank you.

>philistine
Unnecessary.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.1000764 del
>>1000760
Unbelievable I know. Imagine the hützpe.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.1000765 del


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.1000766 del
Going to bed. Rainy night is making me sleepy. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.1000767 del
>>1000766
Good night.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.1000768 del
>>1000766
Night, don't let the boong bugs bite.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.1000769 del
Night.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.1000770 del
>>1000769
Good night Pidge. xx
That was me behind you.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.1000771 del
A bird flew up to my car today and started attacking the passenger side mirror. Absolutely mental. Had to exceed the speed limit to shake the bastard off.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.1000772 del
>>1000771
It was a self-hating bird. The sight of itself in the mirror drove it to upset and rage. Many NEETs can relate.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.1000773 del
The dodgiest characters in this bad home area walk down the middle of the road. It is as if to say "I am too dodgy for footpaths".


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.1000774 del
>>1000773
They are angry mongs.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.1000775 del
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Some “lost” cunt was speeding down the gun club access road on Friday and went over the edge. A crane and tow truck are getting it out tomorrow afternoon.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.1000776 del
>>1000772
Maybe. Do you think I need to start looksmaxing?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.1000777 del
>>1000775
That is the risk of the hoon lifestyle. They never think it will happen to them.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.1000778 del
>>1000777
Wise words, Wizzy


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.1000779 del
gooners will be hooners


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.1000780 del
might leave ausneets forever. i'll catch yous tomorrow


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.1000781 del
>>1000780
See you tomorrow NEET.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.1000782 del
thinking of having some cheese before bed


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.1000783 del
>>1000782
How many slices


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.1000784 del
>>1000782
Bring me the camembert.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.1000786 del
>>1000784
It was in the car >>1000775


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.1000787 del
>>1000786
The SES dogs will have eaten it then.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.1000788 del
Suddenly became woed after the steroids wore off. Gonna have to buy more steroids


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.1000789 del
>>1000788
How much steroids are you on?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.1000790 del
>>1000789
Started on 25mg of prednisone from the hospital. Tapered off to 2.5mg today and it feels aweful.
Read that it lowers cortisol a lot. When i first got home i felt euphoria on it.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.1000791 del
Don’t start taking corticosteroids for fun, you doofus.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.1000792 del


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.1000793 del
>>1000712
Lol.
>life's struggle


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.1000794 del
>>1000729
I had that big wombat as my phone cover photo


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.1000795 del
>>1000771
How far did it follow you? Does it know where you live?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.1000796 del
THE CATCH-UP IS ON


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.1000797 del
>>1000796
Its complete.
I have to captcha.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.1000798 del
>>1000797
Very complete?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.1000799 del
>>1000797
Henlo Cruisey


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.1000800 del
Nobody questioned my supposed scaling of a near vertical hill to sit on a rock ledge…


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.1000801 del
>>1000800
I didn't want to upset you by questioning it.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.1000802 del
>>1000801
It’s not like I have a short fuse or something


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.1000803 del
awake again


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.1000804 del
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>>1000803
Hello NEET.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.1000805 del
I might try and get to sleep.
That 3 hour nap earlier might cause me trouble though.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.1000806 del
>>1000804
k'm going back to sleep


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.1000809 del
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That three hour nap has caused me trouble, just like the prophecy foretold. I'm back up.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.1000810 del
>>1000798
His enginees are


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.1000811 del
>>1000810
Show bobs and engeen


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.1000812 del
any other neets drink 20 beers a day here?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.1000813 del
>>1000812
Monk does that.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.1000814 del
>>1000812
not exclusively beers, but 25-30 standard units of alcohol every day


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.1000815 del
home
lights on next door, but wheelie bins still lying on the footpath where they fell 3 weeks ago
unsure if squatters or just another shitcunt tenant


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.1000816 del
>>1000804
I saved this from the same place you did last night. I can delete it now you have used it.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.1000817 del
>>1000815
Smooth 130km/h trip?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.1000818 del
gm neets, slept better, think I've been rugging up too heavily while asleep and that's been disturbing me. Mong's gonna mong.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 21:15 [Preview] No.1000819 del
>>1000817
fairly smooth until town


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 21:17 [Preview] No.1000820 del
It's firing out of me.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 21:17 [Preview] No.1000821 del
>>1000818
GMN. My doona does most of the job for me. Unless it gets even cooler then I add a blanket.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.1000822 del
>>1000814
it definitely catches up with you after a few days


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.1000823 del
Mrog
Plz fix captcha


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.1000824 del
>>1000822
I heard the key is to not stop drinking.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.1000825 del


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.1000826 del
Doing a poo.
On the way back from the shops they were playing Working Class Man in the wireless. Thought of Cruisey.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.1000827 del
>>1000826
Cruisey is an inspiration to all of us.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.1000828 del
>>1000824
Correct. Just find a comfy daily volume and don’t go much over or go cold turkey.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.1000830 del
poo finished


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.1000831 del
>>1000830
Flushed?


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.1000832 del
>>1000831
of course I flushed the toilet


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.1000833 del
Miss cow just called the neurologist (brain doctor) a geologist


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.1000834 del
having a mocha frappe double stuffed oreo motherbat packed for m


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 22:55 [Preview] No.1000835 del
>>1000833
she has rocks in her head


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 22:57 [Preview] No.1000836 del


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.1000837 del
Weber is bbqing blue crabs with a butter and cheesey herb glaze for lunch for all of us. He gives an extra slap with the lather mop if you yell his name.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.1000838 del
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NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.1000839 del
>>1000838
Big box for me please.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.1000840 del
>lather mop


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.1000842 del
Still very woe'd, lots of anxiety inducing things to do. Hopefully will feel better after coffee.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.1000843 del
Mark Felton - SS division in Vietnam
Trey Explainer - Moses met Odysseus
Religion for Breakfast - Mandolorians are militant amish
Classical Numismatic - Byzantine coins
Jeffrey the Librarian - mayflower, squanto's betrayal
Gardening australia - start an orchard
Gates of kilikien - warring states beginning
Kand hayati - intestine burger thing
Australian shed builds - build shed
Generalist papers - last pagans in europe
Sam hyde - short one called cattle
Trt world - nuturei karta, orthodox antizionists
Egypt cradle of civilisaton (1962)
HelenasDen - last battle of chinese civilwar
Historic England - inside oldest roman building in england
Fallow - fish and chips
Shadowed Secrets - Convict pit in Blue Mountains

So much good youtubes, going to take all day to get through
Watching this now, very comfy

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kmdyczc1oXo [Embed]


Please get rid of captcha


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.1000844 del
>>1000812
>>1000813
He's on his third liver transplant now. Thriving.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 23:29 [Preview] No.1000845 del
>>1000843
fallow fish and chips was nothing special imho


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 23:40 [Preview] No.1000846 del
>>1000843
>SS division in Vietnam
Womboflix should play this audiobook, along with a variety of tiffin approved books and films.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 23:40 [Preview] No.1000847 del
>>1000843
some good front page pulls here, my youtube is pretty much all politics and doom and gloom le economy is failing blah blah blah. i'm hoping for a new internet historian some time soon


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.1000849 del
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Wanna know if Guzman y Gomez churros are worth getting. There's only one man who I can consult with on this, but he's probably hooning along brisbane's beaches right now.


NEET 05/17/2026 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.1000850 del
>>1000849
They're alright. Nothing special.
(Not him, obviously)


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.1000851 del
>>1000838
That would make a good breakky.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.1000852 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=doYqTeRiyME [Embed] are these common in australia? they are my favourite weather phenomenon, hypnotising and perhaps evidence of a higher power/creator


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.1000853 del
>>1000852
Whirly whirlies
They are evidence of boong magic


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.1000854 del
>>1000853
lol, wonder if boongs have wizards


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.1000855 del
>>1000850
I would feel more comfortable consulting an expert. Not trying to be rude neet, but consulting anyone but nuro on guzman y gomez cuisine is like having a female mechanic look at your car.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 00:30 [Preview] No.1000856 del
>>1000854
Not with those digits


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.1000857 del


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.1000858 del


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.1000859 del
Thanks


NEET Board owner 05/18/2026 (Mon) 00:47 [Preview] No.1000862 del
Would it be reasonable to request an authentication image for captcha-less ?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.1000863 del
might try growing some tobacco this year


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.1000864 del
>>1000863
you should cook meth instead


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.1000865 del
>>1000864
Monk!?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.1000866 del
>>1000862
what do you mean?


NEET Board owner 05/18/2026 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.1000867 del
>>1000866
Never mind, it's too much effort


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 01:59 [Preview] No.1000868 del
makin hamburda oor luch


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.1000869 del
>>1000868
Put bacon and a slice of pineapple on mine please, oh and an egg as well thanks.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.1000870 del
>>1000869
had wagyu paddy, potado bun, bacn, cheesxe, sorce, mustrda


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.1000871 del
>>1000869
>pineapple
disgustang


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.1000872 del
Had to report a problem to the landlord, I always get anxiety. Anxiety about everything.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.1000873 del
>>1000872
lower your cortisol NEET


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.1000874 del
>>1000872
ur toillet tap?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.1000875 del
>>1000872
rentberg knew what he was signing up for by renting to a neet. don't feel guilty it's the way of the world


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.1000876 del
>>1000873
>>1000874
Yeah, I should've reported it first thing this morning, but kept procrastinating for hours.
>>1000875
I was actually gainfully employed when I moved in here, my landlord might think I still am. I'm terrified of losing my place in case I can't get another.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.1000877 del


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.1000878 del
>>1000872
Deal with it, or move


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.1000879 del
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Really need to do some yard work


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.1000880 del
>>1000862
This is a reasonable thing to authenticate actual NEETs, all of us have something to take photos of that is unique. The shy NEETs will be fucked though.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.1000881 del
>>1000879
Can you do the same for my room please.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.1000882 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h_HLvkBimQI [Embed] eggy stream


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.1000883 del
might have a nap


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.1000884 del
>>1000846
This sounds like a rehash of operation odessa which was a propaganda thriller book and an actual effort to help orphaned ex hitler yugend avoid joining the FFL and getting sent to Dien Bien Phu to die.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.1000885 del
>>1000862
Signed penis photos with the phrase '/ausneets/ - zest is the best!' written on the neet penis should be the only valid form of authentication.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.1000886 del
>>1000885
obviously a time and date written on something that identifies you as the same NEET. I suggest you post a pics of your stuffie or wank sock or that stained pillow you never wash.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.1000887 del
>>1000885
I will need an extra wide monitor to display my picture.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.1000888 del
>>1000876
I just fix everything myself and they dont kick me out for some entitled wagies who sneak in a dog and then bitch the fences are fucked and it keeps escaping and eating the neighbours kids faces.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.1000889 del
need to eat some vegies, don't feel like it


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.1000890 del
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NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.1000891 del
how did i not know until now that the french sent german POWs to 'nam. most fascinating


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.1000892 del
>>1000890
That neet was right!


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.1000893 del
>>1000891
The french wanted to win for a change. Didn't help, even with ubermensch SS super soldiers vs viet jungle monkeys so long as the french were leading things they were going to lose.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.1000894 del
>>1000892
Trust the Plan.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.1000895 del
>>1000894
Do you think he bleaches his arsehole for peter? Just how far does the looksmaxing go?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.1000896 del
Mac and cheese
Made roux, no milk so used greek yoghurt and pasta water.
Cooked it til it was looking like chocolate.
Garlic, white pepper, hot english mustard, sweet paprika, pinch of curry powder, lots of cheddar.
Mixed in baking dish, panko and cheddar on top


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.1000898 del
one pound stirling was worth 20 shillings until the crown devalued it to to 16 shillings when the gold price went up. Post deflation crisis pound notes are worth about 16 dollars in ZOG money in one sense but in reality you are comparing gold coins with plastic tokens.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.1000901 del
>>1000895
100% all the way billionaire bussy


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.1000902 del
>>1000896
you are talented NEET


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.1000904 del
at 50% silver content, I would need to buy a shlling under $10.65 on ebuy to match spot price. No one is selling for less than $12 minus shipping.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.1000905 del
Love the meat pies and dimmies I used to eat ever day for lunch in high school. Covered with sauce. And a can of coke. Helped make me into a fat high school loser who never had a gf, but I loved them anyway. Wonder if they still sell them in schools. Probably banned.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.1000906 del
>>1000835
Well bantered.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.1000907 del
just realised david lynch died


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.1000909 del
Might start a black lodge of evil magicians


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.1000910 del
>>1000909
You mean liek black magicians to get the GETs?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.1000911 del
>>1000909
that would look good as hell on a resume


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.1000912 del
Maybe a sweat lodge for black magicians.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.1000913 del
>>1000877
I'm not sure Vance would be better. But it seems they keeping him away from stupid shit perhaps in the hope to preserve him from the shit that all the rest are drowning in to put him forward as the President of the future.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.1000914 del
>>1000913
The Big Fat Orange Monster probably has a few years left. Four more years!


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.1000915 del
had 430g of pineapple chunks in juice for dindins
having some shiraz now


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.1000916 del
>>1000915
The dole?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.1000917 del
>>1000916
Yes. Motherbat put a can in my goodie bag.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.1000918 del
>>1000917
She knew what you would need.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.1000919 del
>>1000918
She also put in a can of cherries.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.1000920 del
>>1000919
Arent you supposed to dink gin with cherries?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.1000921 del
>>1000920
I have not heard that, although cherries are often used in various drink garnishes.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.1000922 del
usually just have some cherries in a bowl with some ice cream


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.1000923 del
or custard


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.1000924 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qmiCDYjOWRg [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.1000925 del
>>1000919
>a can of cherries.
I had a can from Aldi the other day. I didn't like them. Taste and texture both unpleasant.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.1000926 del
>>1000925
This can is from Coles. Woolworths Victor hasn't had any stock for weeks for some reason.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.1000927 del
The best canned fruit is the aldi australian canned apples. The shelf has been bare the last several times I have gone.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.1000928 del
>>1000924
peng ting, i imagine it would be peak comfy to sleep on a train. one day i will do it


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.1000929 del
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>>1000920
I thought you were supposed to drink it with tonic while lording it over pajeets in south asia


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.1000930 del
>>1000905
Mumsie did this retard thing where she would buy stale white cheexe rolls on special and then put them in the freexer thereby makeing them more stale and impossible for a dumb ass teenager to defrost them enough to make them into a decent lunch for the next day. I hardly ever ate those half froxen stale ass budget white bread cheexe rolls for lunch and would basically do involuntary caloric restriction until i got home and then carbmaxxed on half a dozen weet bix or three bricks of ramen or half a loaf of grilled cheese sandwiches. No one caught on to my shamefur eating disorder while I was going through growth spurts. No one teaches you how to eat, makes decent food available to half retarded teens. Most of the other kids were richers whose parents gave them a world of superabundant canteen slop. I would look like BRS now if I ate properly as a teenager, japanese high school canteen food. How many of my generation are physically stunted by dietary disasters by retarded parents?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.1000931 del
>>1000930
>then put them in the freexer thereby makeing them more stale and impossible for a dumb ass teenager to defrost them enough to make them into a decent lunch for the next day.
Sounds yum.

>I would look like BRS now if I ate properly as a teenager
True.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.1000932 del
>>1000930
You would have been a little fatty if you had access to the canteen trough
Choccy donuts and chiko rolls every day.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.1000933 del
TiffRS


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.1000934 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qlK2YcP-TSM [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.1000935 del
Some NEETs dont have limits


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.1000936 del
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NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.1000937 del
>>1000930
My parents served tiny portions at dinner and shamed you if you wanted more but allowed unlimited junk snacks after school.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.1000938 del
I picture Tiffin as some sort of stunted goblin-like creature now.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.1000939 del
I lived mainly on bowls of corn flakes with three spoons of sugar and boxes of barbecue shapes.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.1000940 del
>>1000937
Motherbat always served sensible portions, but always asked (and still asks) if I've had enough to eat after dinner.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.1000941 del
>>1000940
She would have thought it was a personal slight if you had said no.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.1000942 del
>>1000938
Like a Goblinnoid?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.1000943 del
>>1000940
Wise and kind woman.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.1000944 del
Looking back it seems as if my parents didn't care about my mental or physical health at all.
All they cared about was how things looked to other people and if anything would embarrass them.
And then they would get nasty and abusive if you were looking or acting in a way that would embarrass them in front of others, but they never helped you improve they just abused and threatened you about it.
It was all just so dumb and unnecessary. Abused and ruined for no good reason.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.1000945 del
>>1000941
No, she has always been very critical of her own cooking


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.1000946 del
Cruisey I don't wanna it to be all ogre
https://www.swarovski.com/en_GB-AU/p-5720462/Shrek-Shrek/


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.1000947 del
>>1000946
Theyre playing it in the cbd for the 25th anniversary of it


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.1000948 del
Made a Scotch Old Fashiond, also known in some circles as a John McClane.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.1000949 del
>>1000947
Cruisey better fuel up the VIM van for us all


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.1000950 del
>>1000949
Cruisey needs to fill out a CAPTCHA to start the ignition.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.1000951 del
>>1000928
The only sleeper trains we have are for multi-day journeys up to the Northern Territory or across to Western Australiia and are insanely expensive and cringe wanky with the cultural shit and deference to abbos who never invented trains.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.1000952 del
>>1000950
Cruisey will bring the entertainment.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.1000953 del
>>1000922
Yes please.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.1000954 del
>>1000938
He would cling to his spars while he cries out "my precious"


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.1000955 del
>>1000954
>the writer’s own wife, who’d previously met Schwarzenegger at an event, estimated that he was no taller than she was—or around 5’6”
It's like when we discovered arnold schwarzenegger was only 5'7"


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.1000956 del
>>1000951
Or diesel engines. Or electricity. Or metal. Or numbers above 3.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.1000957 del
>>1000955
I thought everybody would realise lanklets cant put on proper muscle?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.1000958 del
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Goon Evening NEETs

Had a roast cooking, decided to do something different, had some black beans and a few hot sauces lying around, tried if i could stew up something like guzmans has in their pots and make an authentic burrito mix. Currently nuking some rice and smashing an avo to see how close i can get it.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.1000959 del
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>Me smelling the disabled dunny tomorrow morning


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.1000960 del
>>1000958
Good luck Based One.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.1000961 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IyBXkhTzAK0 [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.1000962 del
>>1000958
Based.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.1000963 del
>>1000958
cool and good. about to eat beef stroganoff


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.1000964 del
might try to make some music tomorrow


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.1000965 del
>>1000964
Wind instrument?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.1000966 del
>>1000958
imagine putting your beans on the top layer of the food so they get blasted by the turbo heat instead of layering them at the bottom in tons of sauce and butter where they're protected.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.1000967 del
>>1000965
apple instrument


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.1000968 del
did you hear the one about the gay man who got disabled?
he was a fruit, now he's a vegetable


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.1000969 del
>>1000951
falling asleep on the suburban trains puts you at risk of getting raped by abos


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.1000970 del
>>1000968
kek chortled


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.1000971 del
Cruisey she has factory


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.1000972 del
Might pig out on chocolate for the second time today


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.1000973 del
>>1000944
a lot of women shouldnt be mothers, a lot of men are terrible fathers and raise stunted children. Look at kerry packer and his idiot son, james.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.1000974 del
>>1000972
I'll split a fruit and nut block with you.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.1000975 del
>>1000974
Smart.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.1000976 del
>>1000973
I always felt bad for James. I could relate. When the trauma causes you to overeat.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.1000977 del
>>1000968
that was stolen from Moon Man's 99 Faggots and One Dune Coon


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.1000978 del
>>1000939
I would buy cartons of custard if I had any money, I would go into the bank and withdraw seven dollars so I could buy up the bain marie of old ass deep fried shit just before the takeway closed. I had bad acne.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.1000979 del
>>1000973
Red pill me on kerry packer - was he jewish?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.1000980 del
>>1000977
>99
49 sorry
https://www.bitchute.com/video/KZomhj4zuTul [Embed]


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.1000981 del
>>1000978
You were investing in your future.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.1000982 del
>>1000978
>cartons of custard
That was one of my vices too. Glug glug glug.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.1000983 del
>>1000970
>>1000977
did you hear the one about the gay wizard who went missing?
disapeard with a poof


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NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.1000986 del
>>1000971
Stupid woman. If she hadn't splurged her money on factory she would still have money.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.1000987 del
>>1000983
I heard that in 3rd grade. I wonder if they still tell it or if primary school kids who say homophobic things get jailed for hate speech.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.1000988 del
>>1000986
She's loves factory.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.1000989 del
Night.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.1000990 del
>>1000979
anglo but criminal phenotype


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.1000991 del
>>1000989
Good night Pidge. xx
They killed him because he was fat.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.1000992 del
>>1000989
Night fella.


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NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.1000994 del
>>1000991
It's anesthesia, not euthanasia.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.1000995 del
>>1000971
i incredibly dislike this bell bottom jeans trend all the foids are rocking now... fucking not having it.....


also juust saw this on the news.....hmmmm i wonder what nationality it could possibly be....

sloppy police work taspol, sloppy !


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.1000996 del
>>1000994
That's what they told him before they put him in the gas chamber.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.1000997 del
>>1000992
That Pidge was trolling.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.1000998 del
>>1000995
The driver can see into the inside corners but miscalculated the outside. Not legit, would be charged with murder if he took out that first rider.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.1000999 del
>>1000996
Well we would need update on the procedure to know.

>>1000997
Cheeky pidge.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.1001000 del
Might dabble in agentic coding


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.1001001 del
Going to bed. Practically lying down in the computer chair anyway. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.1001002 del
working on my streetwise tough guy sayings


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.1001003 del
>>1001001
Good night.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.1001004 del
I'm convinced that one of the characters in game of thrones is a skin changer who has been jumping from body to body for 8000 years.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.1001005 del
>>1001004
Which character and why aren’t they the boss of teh iron chairmabob with all that experience?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.1001006 del
>>1001005
I don't know which character, that's what I'm trying to suss out.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.1001007 del
W-why don’t you [heck|nick] off, you big [bum bum|doodle|stupid] h-head!


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.1001008 del
>>1001006
You should email GRRM and ask. Maybe include a snosage roll recipe.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.1001009 del
Best / cheapest route for getting an assburgers diagnosis as an adult? It seems they only subsidise it for children.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.1001010 del
>>1001009
Your gp prolly has to refer you to a specialist. Unfortunately the tism became popular with normies just like ADHD, so getting a gp to take you seriously might be a challenge


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.1001011 del
>>1001007
Hey steady on there neet.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.1001012 del
>>1001001
Night.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.1001013 del
>>1001011
Two ninjutsu lessons and he thinks he can just run his mouth.


NEET Board owner 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.1001014 del
>>1001007
Langauge young man !!


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.1001015 del
>>1001010
I see. I will have to hope that the person I interact with has a sympathetic view on the situation then.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.1001016 del
>>1001009
Probably go to gp and get mental health care plan to get 6 psychologist sessions for free and use them to get diagnosis. They might do it for free in those


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.1001017 del
>>1001013
He was trained by grandmaster nuro, 33rd Togakure-ryū ninjutsu soke. One lesson from nuro is enough to make a man into an unstoppable killing machine. Two is beyond imagination. You better watch yourself.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.1001018 del
I heard a rumor about a local legend who fended off 4 crack heads trying to steal an eeb with a burrito in one hand once, turns out it was nuro


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.1001019 del
One man's ninjutsu is another man's fat karate.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.1001020 del
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We are a very unserious country


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NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.1001022 del
>>1001020
Firebomb the buildings, gather all of the smokers in the country, they will all perish in a state of nicotine tinged bliss. Cigarettes gone, smokers gone, problem solved.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.1001023 del
I can feel the jews plotting against me


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.1001024 del
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NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.1001026 del
Desire to find a christian woman and homestead with her and grow a permaculture garden is increasing quickly


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.1001027 del
>>1001026
That is a healthy desire NEET. You may have to leave the house to make it happen.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.1001028 del
>>1001027
My current idea is to move house entirely and then start socially networking and probably actuslly working and maybe to to university (ew). Might do work on organic farms because they teach you how to farm well for a little work.
Also have a lot of work to do on my character and things to study


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.1001029 del
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NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.1001030 del
I describe my body type as "sloppily obese".


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.1001031 del
In the sloppily obese type, the fat rolls spill out in all directions in extremely unattractive ways.
It is not possible to dress well. It is a more dysgenic type of obesity. There is no dignity.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.1001032 del
awake, depressed


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 18:49 [Preview] No.1001033 del
>>1001032
Policeman notices a trader selling apple seeds on the market.
- Why do you sell seeds?
- It's great for the brain, good for logic.
- Whoa, this is awesome give me a bag of it.
The policeman goes home and takes some of it. Then the realization strikes him and goes back to the trader.
- From this money I could have bought apples with way more seeds in them!
- See how quick it took effect?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 20:23 [Preview] No.1001035 del
>>1001020
They should store them with Nuro. He has the capability to analyse and testify to their quality.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.1001036 del
>>1001033
I get the feeling that joke was originally about a commissar


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NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.1001038 del
Good morning NEETs.

>>1001032
Good morning NEET.


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NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No.1001041 del
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We will need a review of this new range please Weber.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 21:24 [Preview] No.1001042 del
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I finished reading The Mote in God's Eye.
I did not like it very much. It wasn't as good as Ringworld.
The characters were wooden and didn't feel real. The story was pretty mid.
I don't think I will read any more Niven now. I feel let down, and this was meant to be one of his best ones.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.1001043 del
snarled at the woman on the checkout at woolworths


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>>1001043
Did she provoke you NEET?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.1001045 del
>>1001035
They were seized because the tax wasn't paid on them. Surely the pigs/government could sell them at slightly less than the legal wholesale price to supermarkets for resale. But that would be too much like thinking and doesn't gel with the lies about cigarettes being bad for you.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.1001046 del
>>1001044
She said "oh that's a cheap shop!" and I snarled "I'm fucking unemployed"


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.1001047 del
>>1001046
You were in the wrong NEET. She meant well.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.1001048 del
>>1001046
What did you buy?


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.1001049 del
>>1001048
1.25L homebrand rapsberry soft drink $1.15
1.25L homebrand cola $1.15
Strabwerry Nesquik $4.00
homebrand crumbed nuggets $4.40
homebrand hotdog rolls $2.75
total: $13.45
i have 33 cents left until the 26th


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.1001050 del
>>1001049
It was an economical shop.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 22:32 [Preview] No.1001051 del
>>1001045
Nuro will burn through them in weeks.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 22:33 [Preview] No.1001052 del
>>1001044
A good
>tfw
Pepe


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 22:33 [Preview] No.1001053 del
>>1001049
Good shop.

>i have 33 cents left until the 26th
Splurge and spend it in a single transaction.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 22:45 [Preview] No.1001054 del
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NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.1001056 del
would love to go to the bakery, get a breakfast roll with snosage and eggs or something, maybe a chicken schnitzel roll even


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.1001057 del
>>1001056
seems like it could be within reach NEET


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.1001058 del
>>1001049
beg cruisey for some neetbux, it's about time he shared the ndis bakshish


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.1001059 del
>>1001058
i'll be alright
i have enough food
just hope the DTs dont kick in over the weekend


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 23:18 [Preview] No.1001060 del
>>1001059
You have all those bottles of scotch.


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.1001061 del
>>1001060
I drank all of those in a couple of weeks months back


NEET 05/18/2026 (Mon) 23:56 [Preview] No.1001062 del
>thinking about bakeries


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.1001063 del
>>1001062
>bakeries
*mammaries


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 00:12 [Preview] No.1001064 del
sam altman is married to a gay australian guy and they have a child together, somehow


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.1001065 del
Why do so many gay guys have surrogate children buy use other men's dna for them?


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 00:32 [Preview] No.1001066 del
>>1001065
and why do they almost always want a boy? I'm sure there is nothing suss about it at all


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.1001068 del
garn aldi, gonna try their fancy snosage rolls and vanilla slices, would you neets like anything?


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.1001069 del
>>1001068
Get me something from the special buy aisle please.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.1001071 del
drank a litre of straby quik (10 heaped teaspoons)
waiting for 10 nuggers to cook


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 02:01 [Preview] No.1001076 del
I saw your test thread.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.1001077 del
>>1001033
cunts have been scamming apple seed buyers since the dawn of time.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.1001078 del
Supermarket mongs are as bad as hair dressers


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.1001079 del
made a cup of soup to supplement the nuggers


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.1001080 del
>>1001021
winners get frustrated with how happy losers are and just want to restore a natural balance by pointing out reality.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.1001081 del
>>1001054
Cruisey lets m honk the horn in the van where the big drum beats are
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bzW6zQyUXbs [Embed]


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.1001082 del
>>1001071
You are eating good.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.1001083 del
>>1001082
I eat like a child


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.1001084 del
I eat child


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.1001085 del
Spotted a old woman (60) walking with her schnauzer and she had some flower in her hand, taking it home to plant it because it had the bulb still attached. She pulled it out from where it was, just being a flower on the path because she feels entitled to yoink that shit. This is a woman doing her natural instinct, entitled to take what she likes, everything is for her. Most women in this modern age have the opportunity to act like this and they do. Hoeflation, the justice system backing every word they say, the death of meritocracy in the workplace, no respect for their place in the man-woman equation. Should I have said something, NEETs? Told her to do the right thing and put it back?


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.1001086 del
>>1001083
Smart neet. You never see kids with heart disease or dementia. It's the adult diet that does it to people.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.1001087 del
>>1001085
Had the flower been deliberately planted or had it just come up in a random spot?
If it was random I would forgive her for her actions.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.1001088 del
>>1001087
probably started off but bulbs multiply. I have seen the same flowers growing along fencelines.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.1001089 del
>>1001088
When I would stay at my grandparents as as a kid I would sometimes pretend bulbs were hand grenades and throw them


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.1001090 del
Dissappointed in iga custard tarts and snosage rolls. Very generic. Ironically the best snosage roll I've ever had came from a gook run bakery, they probably made it extra tasty by seasoning it with msg, dog meat and dangerous undercooking. But it was worth it.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.1001091 del
>>1001089
flower bulbs retard not light bulbs


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.1001092 del
ZOG took away our incandescent light bulbs. Now we only have pozzed spectrum light, more comfortable for our lizard people skinwalker overlords, David Icke knows of this.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.1001093 del
>>1001091
yes i know


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.1001094 del
>>1001091
>retard
and fuck you


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.1001095 del
>>1001092
for me it's the cool green hue of the illusive mercury vapour street lights


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NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.1001097 del
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Newest HP looking good


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 03:39 [Preview] No.1001098 del
>>1001094
Permit me to point out NEET that you are a retard in either outcome.
you need a time out


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NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.1001100 del
>>1001097
Is it on this weekend?


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.1001101 del
Bleep bloop digits


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.1001102 del
>>1001049
>nuggies in rolls


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.1001103 del
>>1001056
And me a korean fried chicken roll with lettuce and siracha mayo. Cheers.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.1001104 del
>>1001101
its sending you a message, NEET.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.1001105 del
Did the durgs all out of order, beer got me too fucked up to make coffee, so I have the energy to go outside to smoke. And I need a smoke


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.1001106 del
>>1001105
Your body needs it!


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.1001107 del
>>1001105
I am out of goon so I only have choof. Did that in the right order.
Fix my captcha
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


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NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.1001110 del
>>1001109
Is that Larry David?


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.1001112 del
>>1001109
Looks a bit like Woody


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.1001113 del
Thanks for lifting my unearned ban. Now I have to do captcha again. You make things so difficult.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.1001114 del
Your mother was right.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.1001115 del
>>1001114
Woody?


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.1001116 del
>>1001036
We don't really have commissar jokes as a subgenre. We have policeman jokes tho. But many based on some wordplay that doesn't fit in English.
Eg.:
Why the cop's kid cries in the forest?
He doesn't know which stump his dad is.
So the joke is that stump in Hungarian (tuskó) also means a "dumb and pushy, insensitive, perhaps a bit aggressive" person. I could translate as faggot instead, but that's just simply rude and doesn't play on the stupid policeman stereotype.

>>1001054
It's called a piano for a reason.

>>1001097
Would watch with that cast.

>>1001100
I dunno. Perhaps.
I have District 9 downloaded. But that could go on a regular movie night.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.1001118 del
>>1001117
Evening with Cruisey in the VIM van is the tl;dr


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.1001119 del
>>1001116
Pencil some HP into schedule please.


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NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.1001123 del
Someone is posting here: >>>/bb/218107
Context?


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.1001124 del
Probably the rude and demanding NEET


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.1001125 del
>>1001117
That was probably me, sorry.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.1001126 del
>>1001113
There are multiple mods on this board


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.1001127 del
>>1001116
District 9 is really good


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.1001128 del
>>1001123
Subject is this post >>1001114
lol love a good unhinged post


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.1001129 del
The NEETs are dramatic tonight. Tab closed


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>>1001126
This is the culprit. Banning Cruisey for no reason. Calling him a cunt. Not a good look.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.1001131 del
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Gone to bed.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.1001132 del
>>1001130
You don't mess with the zess


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.1001133 del
>>1001131
I like this bear.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.1001134 del
>>1001131
I cried for this bear and his struggle to replace his missing button so he could move on with his life.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.1001135 del
>>1001134
What is your vibe, NEET?


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.1001136 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.1001137 del
>>1001136
12 hours late. This is not the system.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.1001138 del
>>1001130
>2125
That's a long ban.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.1001139 del
I watched Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978).
It was okay. Had some points of interest.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.1001140 del
>>1001127
It is. Seen it long time ago.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.1001141 del
>>1001139
another allegory for jewish infiltration and take over of america


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.1001142 del
>>1001137
My arse is mischievous


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.1001143 del
>>1001142
It is outgassing. I fear another eruption may be imminent.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.1001144 del
>>1001143
>It is outgassing
kek


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.1001145 del
The banned NEET could post in this thread: >>>/kc/55310


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.1001146 del
>>1001145
Honestly the best approach is to pick another random board like >>>/news/


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NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.1001149 del
>>1001148
It'll be news to me.


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NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.1001151 del
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NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.1001153 del
>>1001151
This is how I imagine Weber.


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NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.1001155 del
>>1001154
Her legs are kinda L shaped.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.1001156 del
>>1001154
>>1001155
But honestly that is terrifying


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.1001157 del
>>1001156
Don’t know why they don’t just do a knee reconstruction instead of chopping her legs off


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.1001158 del
>>1001154
Was she born like that? Or how did it happen?


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.1001159 del
Cried again, dammit.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.1001160 del
>>1001061
They are still there.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.1001161 del
>>1001154
Freaky, but foxy.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.1001162 del
>Corduroy is a 1968 children's book written and illustrated by Don Freeman, and published by The Viking Press.
>Based on a 2007 online poll, the National Education Association listed the book as one of its "Teachers' Top 100 Books for Children."


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.1001163 del
>Megan Dixon, a 21-year-old from Cambridgeshire, UK, is preparing to undergo a double leg amputation. After contracting whooping cough and glandular fever at age 13, her legs locked straight. Over eight years, they bent upward at an irreversible 45-degree angle, causing constant agony.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.1001164 del
>>1001163
>Over eight years, they bent upward
I wonder if there would have been a way to prevent this with proper care and supervision.
An interesting case.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.1001165 del
>>1001163
>glandular fever
I think that is one of the illnesses the cluster B girls at school pretended to have to justify being lazy.
Maybe hers was real. I am not alleging anything.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.1001166 del


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.1001167 del
>>1001166
There are numerous unopened bottles of spirits still in that house.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.1001168 del
>>1001167
There is one 50ml bottle left of the trio I got for my birthday last week. There is no other alcohol. Stop posting complete shit you know nothing about.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.1001169 del
>>1001151
This is how I imagine nuro once he reaches middle age


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.1001170 del
>>1001162
Cruisey I wanna you to read this tonight.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.1001171 del
>>1001165
You get it from kissing, from epstein-barr virus, neets who avoid having their manly essences drained by women are safe.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.1001172 del
>>1001168
>shit you know nothing about
You don't even know about the other neets living in that house.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.1001173 del
>>1001168
>50ml bottle left of the trio
When are you going to have that cheeky shot?


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.1001174 del
>>1001171
>epstein-barr virus
That is what Janice Soprano claimed to have for her fake disability claim. The Epstein Barr.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.1001175 del
>>1001172
Floorboard NEET. Out of sight out of mind.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.1001176 del
>>1001174
>Janice is portrayed as a chronic malingerer, with the people around her often holding the opinion she is lazy and has no work ethic, filing for disability
One of us.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.1001177 del
>>1001176
She was the lefty hippy type though, not the right wing Chud. Two sides of the same coin.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.1001178 del
There is an ebike that goes past that sounds like a giant mosquito.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.1001179 del
YouTube bombards me with Family Guy compilations.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.1001180 del
>>1001169
Nuro would be much more fried and sloppy. He would not look dignified.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.1001181 del
>>1001178
Probably Nuro at Whizz speed.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.1001182 del
Going to bed. Piss bottle is already filling up. Rolling for another two liter overnight volume. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.1001183 del
>>1001182
Sleep tight NEET. Don't knock the piss bottle over.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.1001184 del
>>1001183
>Don't knock the piss bottle over.
It would get all over the chicken cacciatore.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.1001185 del
>>1001184
The bees wouldn't be pleased.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.1001186 del
Was he IGA?


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.1001187 del
>>1001042
Have you read The Flying Sorcerers?
Probably my favorite Niven book.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.1001188 del
>>1001187
No I have not heard of it. I will look into it.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.1001189 del
>>1001188
The premise is nice and it's short.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.1001190 del
>>1001189
I am downloading it and will give it a go. Thanks.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.1001191 del
watched a few gardening australia. very peaceful.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.1001192 del
>>1001191
Costa?


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.1001193 del
>>1001192
yeah he's on some of them


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.1001194 del
>>1001192
When you arrived here someone posted him frequently.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.1001195 del
Suffering stress


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.1001196 del
feeling sad


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NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.1001199 del
>>1001196
Moses is coming down from the mountain. He says to the Jews:
- The good news: managed to haggled it down to ten. The bad news: adultery is still on it.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No.1001201 del
>>1001197
Sounds like the mother turned him in. Betrayal.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.1001202 del
>>1001195
Relax NEET.

>>1001196
Cheer up NEET.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.1001203 del
I woke up at 3am.
I tried to get back to sleep but my thoughts had turned poisonous on me so I had to get up to distract myself from them.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 18:38 [Preview] No.1001204 del
>>1001203
You have to work on calming/quietening your thoughts.
It's the matter of practice.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 18:39 [Preview] No.1001205 del
>>1001203
I’m awake because lately I get up at 6.30am, go to bed again from 12pm until 4pm, and then go to bed again at 6.30pm. Sleep is better than being alive.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 18:43 [Preview] No.1001206 del
>>1001205
>Sleep is better than being alive
iktf lad, i find it's usually time to wagon when i start looking forward to sleep like that


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.1001207 del
Good morning neets, going to visit relatives and will be away for a few days, take care.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.1001208 del
>>1001207
Good morning. Enjoy your visit NEET.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.1001209 del
>>1001197
Good outcome.


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NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.1001211 del
To think I was once the Hero of Kvatch. How did my life come to this?


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.1001212 del
>>1001211
It's the fault of that arrow in your knee.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.1001213 del
>>1001212
I should have just drunk the healing potion instead of listening to those podcasters who recommended horse medicine.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 20:30 [Preview] No.1001215 del
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>>1001213
>horse medicine
Good old Black Booster Whisky


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 21:25 [Preview] No.1001217 del
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Early reactions are not positive.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 22:10 [Preview] No.1001218 del
>>1001217
Cruisey is taking us all to a gold class screening.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.1001219 del
>>1001201
LITERALLY! The man just wanted to listen to his niche radio station for which he had constructed a complex system of aerials


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No.1001220 del
>>1001218
I hope they have seats with armrests that can be pushed up out of the way. I don't fit in one seat.


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NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 22:31 [Preview] No.1001222 del
>>1001218
Thanks Cruisey.


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NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.1001224 del
>>1001221
That is a good one.


NEET 05/19/2026 (Tue) 22:46 [Preview] No.1001225 del
chicken nuggers and raspberry sofdrink for breakkayie


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 00:12 [Preview] No.1001229 del
>>1001225
A good way to start the day NEET, well done.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.1001230 del
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Good Morning NEETs. Pyro is still on leave.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 00:17 [Preview] No.1001231 del
>>1001230
Good morning. I don't know who Pyro is, but good on him.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.1001232 del
>>1001197
Back in cave man days, this sperg would be a hero for burning down a radio station that played shitty content. It'd be like bro your a hero we all hated that ZOGslop come and hang out with us when we go hunt a mammoth. Modern interpretations of natural law are pozzed.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.1001233 del
>>1001232
old mate encountered a problem and found an elegant, logical solution. from his perspective it makes perfect sense. didn't want a protracted argument, just gitdrdun


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 00:48 [Preview] No.1001234 del
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might get a cooling fan for my nvme


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.1001237 del
It is my birthday today.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 01:21 [Preview] No.1001238 del
>>1001237
Happy Birthday NEET!


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.1001239 del
>>1001237
Wasn't that last week?


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.1001240 del
Cruisey cut me a big slice of that NEET's cake after he has his slice.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.1001241 del
>>1001239
I have three birthdays


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.1001242 del
>>1001234
is that napolean dynamite


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 01:49 [Preview] No.1001243 del
>>1001237
Happy birthday.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.1001244 del
Some say cancer jokes aren't funny, but they're like kids with cancer
They never get old


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.1001245 del
might have a poo and go to bed again


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.1001247 del
Prudent poos


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.1001248 del
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Wonder what Tiffin’s up to


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NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.1001250 del
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Goon Afternoon NEETs

Been raining the week or so. Sun is out and shit the shop. Just not doing it.

YEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAA


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.1001251 del
>>1001248
>Wonder what Tiffin’s up to

Presumably being based as hell.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.1001253 del
>>1001250
Based.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.1001254 del
>>1001251
Based.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.1001256 del
>>1001250
QLD has weather now?


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.1001257 del
>>1001250
That bikini thot behind you doesn't seem impressed.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.1001258 del
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NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.1001259 del
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I am enjoying these mcvites digestives. Nice crumb and not too sweet that it sticks to your teeth for an hour after. Would buy them out of special price.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.1001260 del
woe they don't like us over at /bb


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.1001261 del
Again I have to ask because it's not clear to me. Was it IGA?


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.1001262 del
>>1001261
It most likely wasn't igay


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.1001263 del
Someone keeps changing their IP and blaming me for kicking them off the VIM list. I haven't deleted anyone off it, unless the other mods are


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.1001264 del
All right I see. And he keeps requesting to add it to the list?


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.1001265 del
>>1001263
Probably using a mobile network or an ISP that uses dynamic IP addresses


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NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.1001267 del
>>1001215
>whisky in plastic can
Premium.

>>1001217
Shocker.

>>1001225
French toast with garlic. Tea.

>>1001237
Happy birthday.

>>1001241
Sames.

>>1001244
Kek.

>>1001248
Haven't seen a canoe report for a while. Was he banned?


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.1001268 del
>>1001263
Cruisey needs to grow up.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.1001269 del
>>1001259
why would you buy them from whoever owns the DSE domain now?


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.1001270 del
>>1001269
Probably Market Slop or Kogan Warehouse.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.1001271 del
$4.50 at Woolworths. Imagine paying $8.00 plus postage.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.1001272 del
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Dare I say it but…..

BASED ²


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.1001273 del
>>1001272
how did your bean slop turn out?


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.1001274 del
>>1001272
Based.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.1001275 del
>>1001272
That looks real nice.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.1001276 del
>>1001271
Cruisey delivers mine directly.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.1001277 del
>>1001272
Dead pixel or venus or mercury?


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.1001278 del
>>1001273
Authentic ™
>>1001274
Basado
>>1001275
Thanks. Did you hear the news today ? Israel declared war on Europe. No joke.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.1001279 del
Cruisey would know but can't post the answer


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.1001280 del
>>1001279
RIP Cruisey.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.1001281 del
>>1001278
No. Source?
I don't believe simply because declaring war is not anyone's style these days. Ergo it's about interpretation.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.1001282 del
>>1001277
Jupiter and Venus and the moon are in Gemini. Which is my star sign and birthday soon.

THE PLANETS ARE ALIGNING


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.1001283 del
>>1001281
I’ll send links later I am on a dark windy promontory for fucks sake….


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.1001284 del
>>1001282
Based.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.1001285 del
I went out on the bike and got some hard to get supplies. Rye flour, TVP, more boiled lollies and some fiberglass. It was a sunny day and a good ride even though it was a heavy pack. Looking forward to finishing the canoe now, I have to think about what color to paint the boat for where it will rest most of the time. That will come later and I have time to go there on foot and take some photos to think about colors and patterns. I had a can of fried herring for dinner. It was nice. Going out to the club meeting in a minute. Was thinking of going to see star wars instead but it starts tomorrow and then mostly in gold class which is hard to sneak in to.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.1001286 del
>>1001269
name recognition from boomers unable to cope with change. Its drop shipped anyway.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.1001287 del
>>1001259
They are good bikkies. Can eat them all day.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.1001288 del
>>1001263
>Someone
That is Cruisey.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.1001290 del
>>1001272
Beautiful.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.1001292 del
>>1001285
>and then mostly in gold class which is hard to sneak in to.
Aren't you going with Cruisey?


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.1001296 del
Cruisey I have clipped my nails and toenails for tomorrow.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.1001297 del
>>1001296
Neat NEET.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.1001298 del
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>>1001297
I am already dressed too


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.1001299 del
The Boys has an okay ending.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.1001300 del
>>1001299
No spoilers please.
I mean to watch the rest of it one day.


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>>1000448
I have this not literal but technical claymore type igniter


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.1001302 del
>>1001301
What is that for?


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.1001303 del
>>1001302
Albo's aris formally a Hyundai air bag deployment component


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.1001304 del
>>1001303
Well just keep it away from my fun bags please.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.1001306 del


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.1001307 del
>>1001306
Beautiful creatures.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.1001309 del


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.1001311 del
went to the electronic club and sat next to the cool kid (think:Nuro) and we are banting about PCB projects and how dick smith drop ships wine now lol and this boomer plonks himself down and hijacks the bants saying how he is airbnbing his investment property, counting down until retirement and went to canberra to visit his son etc.. just got up, tipped my hat and came home. Having the last of the yoghurt and the last of the condensed milk. Surprisingly filling dairy snack. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.1001312 del
>>1001311
Good evening. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.1001314 del
>>1001311
Good night. *tips hat*


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.1001315 del
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Got a new non-stick pan.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.1001316 del
>>1001311
>banting about PCB projects


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.1001317 del
A canoe drifts silently towards you out of the mists of a Tasmanian river.
Its occupant is wearing a ghillie suit and a wallaby fur hat.
He silently tips his hat to you just as he is once more swallowed by the mists.
You think about the encounter for the rest of your life.
You will never know if you dreamed it or if it was real.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.1001318 del
>>1001315
those coatings are full of toxic PCBs.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.1001319 del
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NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.1001320 del
>>1001318
Imagine the solder.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.1001321 del
I think Michael Bay might have directed the shit I just took.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.1001322 del
>>1001321
Lens flare?


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.1001323 del
>>1001319
Pretty good Pepe.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.1001324 del
>>1001322
Big explosions


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.1001325 del
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>>1001315
Don't forget to scrub it well.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.1001326 del
>>1001306
Neat little creatures.

>>1001309
>arse-anal


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.1001327 del
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>>1001304
the thought had not crossed my mind and supplementary systems in most cars are triple redundancy safe
I could make an exit device with this one


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.1001328 del
>>1001327
>an exit device
Just keep it away from my entrance please.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.1001329 del
>>1001327
Stop posting this stuff


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.1001330 del
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>>1001328
You would need a car from pre 1995 to avoid air bag system
if you have a car
>>1001329
Here is one I found earlier


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.1001331 del
>>1001330
What is the story with that vehicle?


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.1001332 del
literal shrapnel bomb
fragmentation grenade just waiting
I never really thought about it until recently
>>1001331
That is a Holden storm ute which are becoming quite rare due to the unique dual cab this making it not actually a ute
Stolen and taken for a joy ride most likely by youths
It's just sitting in this carpark
for like 3 weeks now


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.1001333 del
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NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.1001334 del
>>1001332
Sleep tight.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.1001335 del
>>1001334
yes
thanks


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.1001336 del
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NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.1001337 del
I am not an artist
I am an unemployed automotive electrician


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.1001338 del
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Coleslaw is surprisingly good. Made with saurkraut, carrot, celery salt, whole egg mayo, white vinegar, peper, green onion.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.1001339 del
>>1001338
Very well done NEET. You have the makings of a pasta salad there.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.1001340 del
>>1001339
Coleslaw is not a pasta sauce


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.1001341 del
tfw no food


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.1001342 del
>>1001341
Pasda with pepper, oil, garlic. Oats and eggs, omelette. Savoury pancakes, potato hash. You must have something, this news pains me.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.1001344 del
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>>1001341
Have some food for your soul


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.1001345 del
>>1001344
What is the story there NEET?
Is that bust a nut guy?


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.1001346 del
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>>1001345
bust a nut guy a/k/a Simon Cosgrove is a different person to Ian Brown
They both have issues with women


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.1001347 del
>>1001258
The fuck is this


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:05 [Preview] No.1001348 del
Quintessential Buddhism


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:06 [Preview] No.1001349 del
4pol faggotory ignore


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:06 [Preview] No.1001350 del
>>1001348
What is a schizophrenic buddhist
That is a genuine question I am genuinely curious about


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:07 [Preview] No.1001351 del
No problem there


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:07 [Preview] No.1001352 del
>>1001347
I think ML generated.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.1001353 del
Dukkha: Life inevitably involves dissatisfaction, suffering, and impermanence.
Samudaya: The root cause of this suffering is craving, attachment, and ignorance.
Nirodha: There is an end to suffering when craving ceases.
Magga: The path leading to the cessation of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:19 [Preview] No.1001355 del
>>1001354
a mummified buddhist monk
the sunglasses representative of consuming ephedra root
to assist fasting and mediation


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 17:21 [Preview] No.1001356 del
>>1001355
>Monk consuming ephedra root
He probably asked where to get it at the pokies lounge.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 19:32 [Preview] No.1001358 del


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.1001359 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 20:46 [Preview] No.1001361 del
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(3.82 MB 720x1280 vkBtOSCHGvEGg0_E.mp4)


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.1001362 del
It’s heckin bins day!!


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 20:50 [Preview] No.1001363 del
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NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.1001364 del
Weber put the bins out. Red and green today.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 21:17 [Preview] No.1001365 del
alcohol withdrawal not good


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 21:17 [Preview] No.1001366 del
>>1001364
red and yellow


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.1001367 del
>>1001365
Are you going to be ok without medical assistance?


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.1001368 del
>>1001365
Go to hospital if you think you need to.


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.1001369 del
>>1001367
Dr Dan doesn't do freebies


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.1001370 del
>>1001368
I'm not taking jordan penisman lobster pills


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 21:45 [Preview] No.1001371 del
>>1001369
correct
eat some kiwi fruit and drink more water


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 21:50 [Preview] No.1001372 del
>>1001371
if i had money for kiwi fruit i'd have money for booze


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.1001373 del
>>1001372
I see
Perhaps recycle some softie tinnies and iced coffee cartons
barring that I wonder if you are having as bad of a morning as I am


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.1001375 del
my eyes burn


NEET 05/20/2026 (Wed) 23:50 [Preview] No.1001377 del
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>>1001375
you want to know how I got these scars hmm?
You see I was just a kid.. and my older sibling used to beat on me all the time.. and when they couldn't do that they gave me all kinds of bad durgs to keep me down
so I went into my room one day and shoved my finger right up my nostrils
Let's make a middle eastern out of you


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.1001379 del
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NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.1001380 del
>Melbourne's Avalon Airport has reopened after an item was deemed to be suspicious during security screening.
>Police have since revealed the item was a laser hair removal device.
I don't think they understand just how important a smooth nape really is.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.1001381 del
I thought what i'd do is take the voice of IS and give it to all the little fluffy helpless animals being tortured pretend to be one of those deaf mutes


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.1001382 del
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Hand sanitiser, tobasco, lemon juice, and an egg white


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.1001383 del
Not a very thread this morning, I expect better by lunchtime


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.1001384 del
>>1001381
CRUISEY MAKE HIM MAKE SENSE, CRUISEY!


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.1001385 del
>>1001317
I bet that canoe isnt real


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.1001386 del
>>1001338
I like this recipie, that meal need to go in a segmented stainless steel tray though


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.1001387 del
Good Morning NEETs. Had a big brekky today and thinking about the weekend.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.1001388 del
possum's mum has diarrhoea bum


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.1001389 del
>>1001344
What happened with that? QRD?


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.1001390 del
>>1001389
I am not the person who posted it, and have NFI what it is about, but the idea of being questioned about something 15 years later is just ridiculous.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.1001391 del
UNBAN CRUISEY NOW!!!


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.1001392 del
>>1001391
I don't think he's even banned


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.1001393 del
recheck now pls


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.1001394 del
!!! FUCK NIGGERS AND HEIL HITLER !!!


NEET Board owner 05/21/2026 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.1001395 del
>>1001394
Yes, Yes very good newfag. You think you're being edgy but all of us are already nazis here.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.1001396 del
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Goon Afternoon NEETzoids…

Gettting my girl professionally scrubbed by a machine.

SHE DESERVED IT


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.1001397 del
>>1001395
Just Got my twatter account back after pointing out jews behaving badly ....


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.1001398 del
>>1001396
from the music and heat/ac controls, i would put this car at about 2006


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.1001399 del
>>1001398
the trotters are 1976


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 04:53 [Preview] No.1001400 del
>>1001399
really? based. we need more auldfags posting


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.1001401 del
>>1001396
Tell me pléase what is the car


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.1001402 del
>>1001396
>putting linux on a macbook
>only able to afford an old macbook air
kek


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.1001404 del
Hyundai iTakeLoads


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.1001406 del
I miss Cruisey


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.1001407 del
>>1001396
Based.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.1001408 del
>>1001338
I like the portions of different items. Lovely.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.1001409 del
>>1001365
Have that cheeky 50ml shot please.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.1001410 del


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.1001411 del
>>1001382
Interesting combination. Good?


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.1001412 del
>>1001392
Poor Cruisey might be lost.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.1001413 del
>>1001382
>Hand sanitiser
It is not.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.1001414 del
>>1001406
He's in a better place now. RIP.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.1001415 del
>>1001409
had it yesterdy
puked the hand sanitiser


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.1001416 del
>>1001415
If it gets too bad, please call 000.
I want you to live and thrive.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.1001417 del
It's probably Cruisey. Posting form the same IP for three days now.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.1001418 del
>>1001417
>Cruisey
He's an asset and one of the principal founders of MonkAI


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.1001419 del
Live, laugh and Cruisey.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.1001420 del
>I love your work, how do you write women so well?
>I take a man and take away reason and accountability


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.1001421 del
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NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.1001422 del
Free Cruisey!


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.1001423 del


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.1001424 del
>>1001422
I forgot the hashtag.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.1001425 del
>>1001422
#MeToo


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.1001426 del
>>1001424
Done ✅


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.1001427 del
any one know home server shit? I want to get a dell optiplex and put a graphics card in it and a bunch of hard drives and make it a jellyfin / navidrome and FTP server


NEET Admin 05/21/2026 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.1001428 del
>>1001426
The hashtag or lifting the ban?


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.1001429 del
>>1001428
The hashtag.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.1001430 del
Found an ex school bus for 12 grand. I want to get one and make it a 'tiny' heh home.
I could fit my entire apartment in this.

https://www.trucksales.com.au/items/details/2000-hino-rg2397a/SSE-AD-18854315/


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.1001431 del
>>1001427
It'll keep you warm in winter and has a beautiful hum. Keep them close.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.1001432 del
>>1001429
Good job!


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.1001433 del
>>1001427
>>1001431
Might be wrong about the volume of the fan noise but it is something to consider.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.1001434 del
>>1001432
#DreamWork #TeamWork


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.1001435 del
>>1001430
When you contact Tracey, ask her about
>Fridge No
To confirm. If no Fridge is provided ask Tracey if she'll throw in a Fridge to seal the deal.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.1001436 del
>>1001430
pic related. it's the bus


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.1001437 del
>>1001436
>Not registered
If there is no Fridge this could also be a deal breaker. Tracey is a bull buster.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.1001438 del
>>1001430
>>1001436
I am no expert on the second-hand bus market, but it sounds suspiciously cheap for a nice-looking bus that runs well.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.1001439 del
>>1001438
Tracey will sweeten the deal.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.1001440 del
Just be aware that if it's not roadworthy it'll cost more to move then a shipping container, might cost more to refit then it was even worth and vehicles aren't really weatherproof.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.1001441 del
>>1001440
Plus he'll probably have to buy a fridge for it. Costs everywhere.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.1001442 del
not to mention requirinng a heavy vehicle license


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.1001443 del
prolly $8-10k for a full set of tyres


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.1001444 del
Uncle unna doesn't have HR or a roadworthy either. Does six suspended licences count as one valid one of you staple them together?


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.1001445 del
need licence first then:

from chatgpt
Bus purchase $10k–$40k
Mechanical repairs / tyres / rego $10k–$40k
Demolition + insulation $5k–$15k
Interior (walls, bed, kitchen, shower, $15k–$60k
Plumbing + water tanks $5k–$15k
Electrical wiring $5k–$15k
Solar panels $6k–$20k
Lithium battery bank $10k–$40k
Large inverter + chargers $3k–$10k
Air conditioning / diesel heater $3k–$12k


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.1001446 del
>>1001445
ChatGPT is tripping with some of those estimates.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.1001447 del
>>1001445
A good fridge could blow out that budget.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.1001448 del
>>1001444
Yes with the correct stapler and staples.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.1001449 del
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>>1001396
Why are the CANUCKS so mad all of sudden ?? must be Isreali spys...

No one can party like Nuro Can. Fuck off Zion and your unholy legion of Satan.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.1001450 del
>>1001449
Based.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.1001451 del
>The White Australia Party's constitutional challenge to the government's "hate groups" legislation has been accepted by the High Court and a hearing scheduled for September, setting the stage for one of the most consequential rulings in decades.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.1001452 del
>>1001449
Based.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.1001453 del
Uncle unna that his dacks on the bus. Vile. Two black shielas checking me out but they wouldn't be 18 if you stapled them together. Vile. Angry man tried to ram someone's car but missed. Another day in the bad home area.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.1001454 del
>>1001453
You made it home safe NEET, that is what counts.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.1001455 del
>>1001449
Good bass.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.1001456 del
>>1001453
You are above it all. Keep that eye on them.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.1001457 del
He had technical issues with the duckboard too.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.1001458 del
>>1001396
imagine punishing the clear coat at the same carwash that clean every bogan's 4x4 after they cover it in abrasive mud that gets smashed into your paint because they dont clean the brushes.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.1001459 del
>>1001449
Nuro my bike goes wud wud wud wud wud wud wud and erk erk erk, how do I fix it?


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.1001460 del
>>1001395
I'm not a nazi, I'm more of a horror fan and the best vibe comes out of ww2 atrocity fiction.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.1001461 del
>>1001459
I hope Nuro addresses this query, very concerning.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.1001462 del
Females have anuses and colons, and brown feces slides through their guts and pops out amid gas eruptions. the vagina oozes uteral lining, skin, lubrication


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.1001463 del
>>1001462
I don't like this explanation. I liked the one how the outlet was too close to the inlet.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.1001465 del
>>1001459
Thats the piece of cardboard you have pegged between the wheels spokes neet.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.1001466 del
>>1001465
I found a piece of ice cream bucket to make a louder and more pleasing noise. I had that and spokey dokeys on my bike.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.1001467 del
Cruisey said he'll tuck me in tonight.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.1001468 del
>>1001464
that looks shopped


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.1001469 del
>>1001468
Do you really think the photographer and camera would have survived the blast at that distance?


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.1001470 del
>>1001467
He has no way of refuting it given he is banned for a century


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.1001471 del
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>>1001469
With the right suit, anything is possible.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.1001472 del
>>1001470
It just be true then. He would refute it otherwise.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.1001473 del
>>1001471
>with a car, you can go anywhere


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.1001474 del
>>1001458
Imagine sailing your car and taking it for a wash and the clear coat peels away


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.1001475 del


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.1001476 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y-NOz94ZEOA [Embed]

TITS AND CODE


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.1001477 del
>>1001476
Is that the weird one?
I will have to finish watching it tomorrow.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.1001478 del
Night.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.1001479 del
>>1001478
Night fella.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.1001480 del
>>1001478
Good night Pidge. xx
Pidges are a persecuted class.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.1001481 del
Had lentils and 2 boiled eggs for tea. Forgot how much I like that combination, maybe I need a break from all the fancy restaurant food and too much spice and variety. Might get some cans of sphagetti in tomato sauce for tomorrows dinner. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.1001482 del
>>1001481
Good night LentilNEET.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.1001483 del
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NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.1001484 del
I may or may not eat more food


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.1001485 del
Birds eye chips and sour cream with special burger source down the hatch


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.1001486 del
>>1001485
>special burger source
I get mine from Hungry Jacks.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.1001487 del
>>1001485
>Birds eye chips
The best.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.1001488 del
I watched Inception (2020). I had seen it before at least once, possibly twice.
I think it suffered from the repeat viewing. It all felt a bit silly this time around. Just made-up guff.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.1001489 del
I meant 2010 not 2020 >>1001488
I am going to find a YouTube video to explain the ending to me.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.1001490 del
>>1001488
I also watched it twice, way back then, and couple years ago. I think the concept is cool, there are great visuals and whatnot, then by the time it comes to the personal stuff, it gets empty, like their personal world. It should have been a cool heist movie i stead that crap. Trying to make it deep made it shallow.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.1001491 del
>>1001490
You might be right. The psycho wife thing was played well, but it does feel a bit like two separate movies mashed into one.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.1001492 del
>>1001491
>two separate movies
It does feel kinda like it. Perhaps they run out of ideas, but they had something in store from another movie idea so they adapted it to fit.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:47 [Preview] No.1001494 del
I have stayed up too late again.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.1001495 del
I think I will finish off this thread so there is a fresh one to start the day for the morning NEETs.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.1001496 del
I saved this cute gif.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.1001497 del
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This is a Pepe image that caught my eye. Some don't like this digital style.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.1001498 del
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This is quite a dark Pepe. It frightens me.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.1001499 del
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Here is a Mandalorian themed Pepe. I think I will wait for the torrent to come out to watch the new film.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.1001500 del
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I am not sure of the meaning behind this Pepe. I think Pepe's outfit might have shrunk in the wash.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.1001501 del
BUM RASH


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