How does he do it?

>>1000430
tasted alright
would drink again

Are AI fr*gs real fr*gs?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KSO1yfWTd5U [Embed]
Cruisey I wanna baby yoda cocktail

Cruisey, Weber, and Monk blind tasting https://youtube.com/watch?v=yTbBozIwnP4 [Embed]

mad that neets don't link the new in the last thread here

>>1000444
We are a bunch of careless mongs.

Fried beer onions with ketchup for lunch

>>1000443
kek hipsters are still around in Australia? based

Anal anally raped

>>1000449
They should just give it a Dare iced coffee.

>>1000449
Lizard lady could have looked after him.

Anglos so racist they don't even think the dutch are white

>>1000451
Want Cruisey to organise this for me

Cruisey I want to go visit a city of gold, this weekend. Cruisey you have to take me!

>>1000455
I think I went there in an Uncharted game.

cruisey i wanna time travel and go see atlantis and talk to thoth. how much will it cost the NDIS?

There are 7 cities of gold scattered around the world. That means one in australia, right? The ancient boongs had an advanced civilisation right? How else could they have gotten racially addicted to petrol?

>>1000458
I remember some dumb boongs claimed there used to be massive gold lumps just sitting on the ground and they gave them all to the first White explorers

>>1000452
don't understand this, the dutch were the first in australia (humans) as i understand it, there is a lot of interesting lore about them getting lost in the outback and finding phantom seas that could never be found again

>>1000455
Unless you have NDIS funding you will have to settle for the city of mud.

>>1000439
What flavour? Is it like any other ones?

>>1000452
Theyre weird

>>1000449
Lizzo dildo

The dutch are the tallest and most intelligent people in europe, highly industrious and competent. Back in the 17th century they were on their way to rule the world before the anglos grabbed it from them.

>>1000466
VoC is the zenith of Western civilisation, thus far.

>>1000465
That's an emu

they deserved indonesia and shouldn't've let america push them around in the 50s

What llm models are good for erotic roleplay? Asking for a mate of course.

>>1000471
A young NEET like yourself shouldn't be having such inappropriate thoughts.

i'm fucking up my day again, i gotta pull out of this

>>1000442
He should make you one tonight.

Good morning NEETs.

No New Thread linked at the end of the old thread. The board is not being run right.

>>1000475
>The board is not being run right.
It needs a touch of MonkAI.

>>1000476
Possum used to run a tight ship.

>>1000477
He was a saint.

I miss Olive.

>>1000479
He was a good fella

>>1000471
Models people commonly rate highly for explicit ERP:

Midnight Miqu Magnum Noromaid Euryale Fimbulvetr MythoMax

General pattern:

7B/8B → fast, horny, less intelligent 13B/14B → sweet spot 70B+ → best prose and emotional consistency

For “filthy but coherent,” a lot of enthusiasts prefer:

Magnum 12B
Noromaid 20B
Midnight Miqu 70B
Hosted services that are comparatively permissive
NovelAI
Janitor AI
Chub AI

>>1000482
Based.

>>1000482
Based

Boardo has the snuggest colon

>>1000482
based

did some cardio work on the exercise bike, desire to binge on cheesecake completey vanished, weird how it works that way

>>1000488
well done neet.

>>1000488
It'll return.

Want a good NEET to go get me a zinger box and a 2 pack of creme brules and a pack of crispy m&ms and some sarsparilla.

>>1000482
How the fuk that bike has two headsets? Hunh How!?

NEET leak for sir

>>1000475
its an IGAY thread hence the grotesque pepe.

The full food process — shopping, driving, unpacking, planning, cooking, eating, cleaning, and thinking about meals — can easily take 15–20 hours a week for an average adult or family.

That adds up to roughly:

800–1,000 hours a year about 1–1.5 months of every year around 4–6 full years over a lifetime just managing food.

>>1000491
Get a Pajeet to do it.

>>1000495
Most animals have it worse. They spend all day just wandering around eating.

I am going to do a water fast. See how many days I can go.

>>1000497
I prefer the term grazing.

>>1000493
The corruption and incompetence of indians is just breathtaking. The examiners cancelled the exam because the questions were already in circulation, then the fuckwit indian candidates riot because they will be given a fresh one.
>no saar we cannot sit an exam that we havent already studied the questioning, saaar!
I hate indians in australian professional jobs so much its unreal.

veal tortellini and lemon meringue pie for dindins

>>1000501
>lemon meringue pie
Big plateful for me please.

>>1000492
Thunderthighs Bec was wibble-wobbling when she took the photo

>>1000503
I'll have a family size one. And one for my waifu.

>>1000500
I heard they do a terrible a job in warehouses too

Doing a clog while she watches the last ever episode of Outlander.

Another series adapted from a series of books where the author has done a GRRM and sat on her hands for years instead of writing the final books.

>>1000501
Yummy

>>1000509
Was pretty good.

>>1000507
>Outlander
It has been a long journey for her with that show.
Ask her whether she likes the way it ended please.

>>1000511
Will do.
There’s a spin-off, Blood of my Blood, which has season 2 airing later this year. That’s about the parents or grandparents when they were young. Another case of the author doing a GRRM and writing other in-universe retrospectives instead of finishing the primary work.

>>1000508
I've decided I will no longer give GRRM shit for not having finished winds of winter in the past 15 years. After all, I haven't done shit in that time either. Literally 0 achievements.

>>1000513
Do you have a nice photograph of yourself though?

>>1000514
That is a photograph of me neet. Well I've put on a bit of weight since then, but you know.

>>1000515
You are looking well NEET.

>>1000513
He does owe his fans (who provided his lifestyle) with some level of output. He and the outlander woman have appeared on panels together and both have the same bad attitude towards fans and books being done when they are done.

might get a bit of kfc. you NEETs want any?

>>1000518
No thank you. I am full.

>>1000518
20 pieces of original please.

>>1000520
I thought you were on diet wagon today?

>>1000520
A true conner-sewer

>>1000518
The 10 pack of wicked wings please.

>>1000517
>He does owe his fans (who provided his lifestyle) with some level of output.
Maybe the next book will just fall out of him.

>>1000517
Yes, I agree, if he started a 7 volume series he should fucking finish it or hire someone who will.

>>1000524
Wouldn’t surprise me if he gets chatjippity to spit some shit out and gets his editors to fix it.

>>1000526
Monk has already published several volumes of gay erotic ausneets fanfic commercially just by getting AI to write it.

>>1000527
Wasn't that just MonkAI? Did Cruisey whip it out him?

Motherbat is doing crying or something in front of the television.

>>1000529
The show has moved her. Do not try to shame her for this. She is an emotional big-hearted woman.

Reading about ai is making me fucking depressed.

>>1000529
Did the clogger smell reach her?

>>1000532
I think she was too engrossed in the tele to be grossed by the clogger

>>1000533
Well bantered.

>>1000531
MonkAI will protect us and keep is well fed and know when to ring Cruisey when I have a query.

Cruisey I wanna drink MonkAI
https://www.drinkmonkai.com/

>>1000536
Cruisey been ignoring us all day 😞

>>1000529
Those devious soap companies sponsor those types of televised plays and pay hackney writers to come up with a steady stream of ridiculous nonsense that appeals to housewives and widows like your grandmother. They use clever techniques to keep the story going on and on, never quite reaching a climax or satisfying conclusion and the drama hooks the spinster audience into regularly watching this tripe. Its all a way to get the sponsor's message "buy our soap" accompanied by the catchy jingle, heard by the women so they buy it next time they are in the grocery store. Its reprehensible really, these advertising agencies, the way they work. Be a good man and let the old dear know that Pied Piper Sherry is on special in all of my cellars this week.

>>1000538
Thanks Dan.

>>1000538
> is on special in all of my cellars this week.
You are a very generous man.

>>1000412
Dan Andrews got a full statue which is what you’re confusing this with.

>>1000538
Call her my grandmother again, and I will smash a bottle and use it to stab your face apart

>>1000541
I thought it was a just a bust. I dont care anyway, ZOGtoria can go fuck itself

>>1000541
Will The Commune have a statute of Cruisey?

>>1000544
Yes. A tasteful nude. NEETs will rub his member for good luck.

>>1000544
Only of his NEET stick with a hand reaching towards it.

>>1000545
Over the years it will be worn down by the constant rubbing and there will only be a small stump left.

watching professor jiang predict that there will be ww3 (obviously) and how it will play out. Haven't gotten to the end prediction yet. my predictions of the prediction is either new fake religion or alien invasion.

Going to try to plan some of my life with this information. Might be time to invest in bitcoin or some shit

Tempted just to turn my remaining neetbux into cheesecakes and lemon meringues and binge until the end. Just don't see a future for humanity anymore.

>>1000549
Very melodramatic outlook NEET.
Times are good for NEETs.
Make sure to appreciate the positive things you have in your life.

>>1000547
Least we forget.

Apropos of nothing:
Remember when they are old how they treated you when they were young.

might start laying in some extra tool handles for the coming collapse

>>1000553
A NEET cannot live on tool handles forever.

>>1000553
Go to the hardware store and ask for four candles.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CNTM9iM1eVw [Embed]

Thunder, heavy rains. Stay safe out there Cruisey.

>>1000557
Completely missed Victor

Going to bed. Might get some of that Sherry tomorrow, see what the fuss is about.
Good Night NEETs

>>1000559
Good night.

>>1000559
Night. Just have a small glass as an aperitif

Might start eating apples/walnuts/honey/cinnamon for dessert, will be healthier than the current junk food I eat, even though it still has calories.

Do neets think there's going to be an oil shortage? Should we stock up on food and dunny paper now while we still can?

>>1000563
Labor says it’s all under control. They never lie.

>>1000563
no
>dunny paper
a NEET should always keep a good supply of this.

boughted this (real) nixie tube clock on ebay with after pay
50 in (150 more to go)
60$ left for a week :|

>>1000566
Nixie clocks are nice.

>>1000537
Hello. Why was bat crying?

>>1000567
I tried to make one myself back in 2014 but I fucked it up somehow and gave up on it. don't know where. the tubes went for that

Domo

>>1000570
ling ling
ling ling
ur fone linging

>>1000571
Hasta mañana *chops you with katana*

>>1000568
I think one of the two main characters died. Will ask tomorrow

>>1000572
h-hayai!
*backflips onto a roof*
*throws ninja stars*
heh, all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan)

>>1000573
I need to know. She cant leave us on a cliffhanger like that. You should have asked.

Can I get back on the no captcha list? Thanks

>>1000574
Quality haiku

>>1000572
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V2smwRTMmms [Embed]

Thats not the same word. Still a good song.

my cat is gay and my dog has aids

Yes it is. I thought it meant I love you.

>>1000575
the VIM list is getting full. you'll have to show some skin

>>1000580
Im not some whore play thing you can tell what to do

>>1000582
Take it off. Post the member.

If it’s good enough for this English Rose, it’s good enough for Cruisry

>>1000584
Boo bees

Man molester

This overweight NEET is dragging his obese carcass into bed.
Good night NEETs.

awake again, also noticed there's a slow drip leak from the toilet tap, everything is fucked

Very stressed and upset, should've dealt with this a week ago.

>https://refractor.io/adhd-autism/fecal-transplants-for-autism-delivers-success-in-clinical-trials/
> Fecal transplants for autism deliver success in clinical trials
SOON. Poo transplant time austism bros!

>>1000556
I imagine Monk like this with a bigger head.

>>1000564
I thought Nuro fixed it

>>1000566
Cool. Which one did you buy?

>>1000582
>>1000583
Hot!

>>1000581
Imagine the smell.

>>1000588
GN.

>>1000557
do aussies still enjoy thunderstorms even though they're so common over there? nothing like a summer storm imo, been a while since i've heard any thunder and smelled that nice heav rain smell

>>1000594
I thought Nuro fixed it

>>1000591
I still remember the craze of using bleach as a treatment too

>>1000601
We'll have to wait for him to confirm.

Heart warming 🥹

worried that i have developed permanent breast tissue (gyno) from all the tinnies over the years, any neets ktf?

>>1000605
Would they be good for motorboating?

>>1000606
he has pepperoni nipples

>>1000606
not quite at that level but i can feel them bounce when i run fml mfw

>>1000608
There is no shame anymore.

My GF is making me bacon and eggs for breakkayie.

>>1000605
You need to balance it out with smoking - nicotine is a potent anti-estrogen

>>1000612
He's a handsome fella

want custard for breakfast

>>1000615
Big serving for me please.

>>1000612
That's a man.

wat happened - Melville Street @ Maryborough - QP2501740052

archive https://web.archive.org/web/20260311163939/https://mypolice.qld.gov.au/cctv-images/melville-street-maryborough/

>>1000608
I wanna squeeze.

took sweaty for a walk
stepped on her foot
having a ginger beer

>>1000621
Is not!!

Good Morning NEETs

IGAy posting his daily mindrape and illegal thread appears in catalogue at the same time. Dang What a coincidence :|

>>1000627
GMN.

>>1000625
>stepped on her foot
She all good now?

>>1000629
she screamed and I verbally abused her
she's okay

>>1000627
I global reported it a while ago

>>1000630
>she's okay
Great.

Sunday markets. Got a Hans Anderson book.

>>1000635
Well done NEET.

>>1000630
I hope you didn't blame that poor innocent dog for you stepping on her.

Good morning NEETs.

>>1000600
>even though they're so common over there?
I am not sure that is true. They do not occur particularly often.

>>1000638
she veered under my feet from the left side of the footpath to the right

>>1000642
I bet her story is different.

>>1000643
What happened to bros before hoes?

I have woken in a state of mental agitation, irritation, bodily aches and pains.

>>1000645
another day ending in y

>>1000645
Sounds like you had a night visitor.

extremely depressed, snacks didn't help,need a nap

>>1000644
none of us have hoes

My water fast is over. I did one day. 35 hours without food.

>>1000650
good job lad, i think doing that one day a week is a good way to keep things in check and let you not be a calorie counting mong for the rest of the week

>>1000651
I avoid having to count calories by eating more calories than I can count.

>>1000650
do you sleep ok doing that?

whenever i take lobster pills i always lie around the next day watching trashy paranormal videos on youtube, need to consult a durgs expert like nuro on why this happens

>>1000653
I slept well last night.

>>1000652
lol

Swallowing hurts.

>>1000650
Good effort NEET.