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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34:36 [Preview] No.82524 del
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.776323 del
If you want to become the BO and you're still sane.
Email ausneets2 [[ @ ]] protonmail.com

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NEET General #765 - Seven Habits Of Highly Defective NEETs Edition NEET 11/29/2023 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No. 779297 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's make a list of our self destructive habits. I'm sure we can come up with at LEAST 7.

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NEET 11/30/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.779492 del
Looking forward to the new thread

NEET 11/30/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.779493 del
Nuro derangement syndrome

NEET 11/30/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.779494 del
Probably better to call it NEET Derangement Syndrome

NEET 11/30/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.779495 del
What's on Womboflix tonight?

NEET 11/30/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.779496 del
A movie

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NEET General #764 - Evolution Edition NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No. 778313 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Another new episode.

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I refuse to be a failure. I'm going to make something of my useless life.

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New thread neets

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you fucking cunt you ruined my silly game

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NEET General #763 - Spin Bike Edition NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No. 777294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Will it just gather dust?

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Kill yourself nuro.

NEET 11/27/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.778310 del
Hovel cuisine

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Where is the rain?

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NEET General #762 - Black Friday Edition NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No. 776306 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
That's right.

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NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.777307 del
I've been flossing every night since I visited the dentist. Taking this stuff seriously now.

NEET 11/25/2023 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.777308 del
Use a bucket of KFC to lead them up the ramp onto the float and into their stall.

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NEET General #761 - Comfy Fridge Edition NEET 11/22/2023 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No. 775293 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have any of you NEETs ever slept inside your fridge?

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NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.776302 del
These were young ladies of God they do not know about morning wood.

NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.776303 del
Get that mobility scooter.

NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.776304 del
I only weigh about a third of what nuro does so a mobility scooter is not needed yet.

NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.776305 del
>Keep wondering how the aliens in Aliens could've cut the power. Hudson was right, they're just animals.

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NEET General #760 - Side of Beef Edition NEET 11/20/2023 (Mon) 22:49 [Preview] No. 774281 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs stay up late looking at photos of animal carcasses?

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I'm a big stinky nEET 90% of the time

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NEET General #759 - Not My Problem Edition NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No. 773281 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs take a "Not my problem" attitude towards life?

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NEET 11/21/2023 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.774323 del
yellow high heels

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NEET General #758 - Vascular Edition NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No. 772280 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How many of you NEETs are secretly RIPPED and/or SHREDDED and keeping it from the gen? My whole world has been rocked.

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NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.773294 del
The appearance of shadow people has increased of late.

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.773295 del
Is it raining where (You) are?

NEET 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.773296 del
Has the deer man appeared?

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NEET General #757 - Morning Routine Edition NEET 11/15/2023 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No. 771282 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How do you like to start the day off, neets?
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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.772295 del
>tfw succeeded in being useless again today

NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.772296 del
Only if they drank it on the same camera

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NEET 11/17/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.772298 del
Would I have to swallow?

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