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You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.


Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

[email protected]
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 02/06/2026 (Fri) 03:10.



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NEET General #975 - The Goods Edition NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No. 998374 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs ever feel a strong desire for "the goods"?
How do you define the goods?
Can an individual themselves be considered "the goods"?
Are you the goods?

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NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.998551 del
>>998537
Tidy work. Look like skittles, colours are bright.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.998552 del


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.998553 del
I read A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking.
It was okay but was a bit complex for me at points.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.998554 del
Is it legal for a car to have four headlights instead of two?
There is one that goes past here all the time. It has two on the top and two on the bottom.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.998555 del
I wonder if Nuro can install 8 headlights for me.



NEET General #974 - Deleted Thread Edition NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No. 997306 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The last thread got deleted with no warning. RIP to any of the NEETs who did not make it out in time and went down with it. Lost forever.

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NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.998372 del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.998373 del
PARACORD GANG


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.998375 del
>>998371
Bill should take you out.


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NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.998377 del
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NEET General #973 - Fifty years of Pepe Edition NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No. 996129 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Happy Birthday Pepe, Gen X alt media icon and swastika for the modern age. Show Pepe how much you love him by getting a tattoo and posting some classic Pepe's to celebrate over 100 years of Pepe memes.

OLD: >>995080
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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.997225 del
MOTHERS DAY CARD


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.997227 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.997229 del
BUM RASH


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.997230 del
CRUISEY TELL US THE ETHO STORY



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NEET General #972 - Sauces you could never understand Edition NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No. 995080 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I peeled back the top and behold! the sauce that I saw was named eternity.

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NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.996150 del
>>996148
We are lost without Monk.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.996151 del
>>996150
it came good


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.996152 del
>>996145
How this thing works?


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.996153 del
BUM RASH


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.996154 del
>>996147
I am guessing it never changes. That's whimsical.



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NEET General #971 - Discharge Edition NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No. 994053 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Our thoughts are with our hospitalised NEET. We are hoping to celebrate his discharge with him soon.

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NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.995115 del
NEW THREAD
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NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.995116 del
>>995112
Coming along nicely neet.


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NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.995118 del
BUM RASH


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NEET General #970 - Skateboarding Slang Edition NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No. 993035 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What sort of skateboarder slang do you NEETs use in everyday life?

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NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.994062 del
>>994052
Cruisey


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.994063 del
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>>994059
Are you not HAPPY?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.994064 del
I got 2 bottles of bourbon at the bottleo and the clerk guy was trying to be friendly. Asked me if I wanted coke and I ssid no, so he made a gesture of drinking and said to drink it straight. Then when I left he made some joke to the car about how the party is at that fella's (me) house.


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NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.994066 del
BUM RASH



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NEET General #969 -The thread new this is NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No. 991909 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Cruisey in jail, is. Neets sad, they are. Pimping mongs no longer he it. Bussy of Cruisey sad now to, is.

OLD: >>990831
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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.993033 del
>>993022
Very seductive pose.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.993034 del
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QUICK NEETS GET TO THE FLOPPAH!


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.993036 del
This NEET out here again advertising the evac chopper before a new landing site has been found.

Just causes panic and casualties amongst the NEETs.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.993038 del
UNSEEN ETHNIC ARSE


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NEET General #968 - Hippy Style Edition NEET 04/05/2026 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No. 990831 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hippys were the first NEETs, why do they get so much antagonism from modern NEETs? Its because they were boomers
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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.991928 del
BUM RASH


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.991930 del
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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.991932 del
BIG


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.991934 del
HAVE YOU NEETS HEARD ABOUT MY ARSE?



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NEET General #967 - Truth Edition NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No. 989759 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm right and you're wrong.

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NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.990825 del
>>990823
Poor NEET.


NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.990826 del
>>990825
The Easter Bunny didn't come either :(
There's box of Kiwi Cadbury Favourites in my section of the cupboard, but they've been there since I arrived.


NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.990828 del
>>990826
She left them there for Easter. You have to believe NEET.


NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 23:22 [Preview] No.990829 del
>>990823
do they make toilets with insinkerators like you get in the kitchen sink ?

sounds like a million dollar idea .... automatic super sonic neet poo sredders


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