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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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NEET General #843 - Sexy Beast Edition NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No. 857023 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
*SWOON* Who is that sex beast?

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NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 01:31 [Preview] No.857987 del
Big poo piss

NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.857988 del
>seat covers.
Lambs wool?

NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.857989 del
I did the monthly shop.
Picked up a new fleece beanie at Drakes to replace the itchy wool one which has given me the rash.
It was $17, on discount from $22. Looked good quality.
I saw on my receipt after that it had scanned at full price. I said to the checkout matron "I just need to go and do a price check on that beanie" and left the trolley and went to see if I was mistaken about the beanie price. I always do my own price checks these days after too many incidents of muffled phone requests for someone to come and do one which leave me standing there for minutes like a jerk off. When I got to the beanie display I saw on the tag's fine print that the special ended yesterday.
I was going to just return the beanie for a refund or maybe see if the lady would give me the discount price so I would get $5 back but when I explained about the old tag still being up she said I get the beanie for free. $22 back to my debit card and a nice new beanie in my bag.
She took my word for it all too - didn't send anyone else out to verify. A bit of good fortune has gone my way. I was right to renounce natural fibres.

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Fuck wool, fuck cotton. It is microplastics only for me from now on.

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NEET General #842 - Fanfact Edition NEET 05/23/2024 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No. 855973 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you NEETs ever posted something so sordid and vile it had to be removed to preserve the moral hygiene of the board?

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NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.857016 del
thanks arnie, I forgot

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You will love it.

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NEET General #841 - Puppetmaster Edition NEET 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No. 854988 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is there someone behind the scenes, pulling the /ausneets/ strings?

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NEET General #840 - Waffles Edition NEET 05/17/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No. 853972 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you NEETs ever tried waffles?
They're a seppo import we do not want here in my opinion.
Give me a scone, a crumpet or a good old-fashioned pancake.
A nice piece of crumpet, oh yeah.

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NEET General #839 - $750 Edition NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 22:55 [Preview] No. 852994 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What happened to our promised gibs neets? Why didn't we get them. We investigate on this thread

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NEET General #838 - 4c1 Edition NEET 05/11/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No. 851990 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Get in the car we going to 4c1.

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NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.853001 del
He smashed my transmission and left it for a month before telling me he prefers real gearboxes.

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Cum splash

NEET 05/14/2024 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.853004 del
Went for a walk, bought a choc chip and blueberry muffin. As I sat down I noticed a lot of pidgeons and other birds around, searching on the ground for food scraps, decided I'd share my bounty with the little winged neets. Broke off some pieces of the muffin and tossed it near the birds, but they kept flying away, and didn't trust me. Eventually I broke off a little piece of the muffin, put it slowly on a bench that didn't have anything else on it so they could clearly see it, and went and sat down 20 feet away. After a few minutes a pidge flew down and ate the muffin chunk. Felt good. Felt needed. Would recommend the experience to other neets who are tired of sitting inside all day slumped in front of the screen watching youtube.

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NEET General #837 - Davo's New Hat Edition NEET 05/08/2024 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No. 850985 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Davo has a new hat and he looks absolutely debonair in it.

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Three (3) Titted Space Webber

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NEEt General #836 - Philosopher Edition NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No. 849963 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are any of you NEETs into philosophy?

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NEET General #835 - One Of The Tribe Edition NEET 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No. 848954 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Will you heed the call of your people? A land of milk and honey needs protecting.
There is nothing that I cannot do because there is nothing too hard for God.

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NEET 05/05/2024 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.849971 del
Well bantered.

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