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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
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NEET General #884 - Seagull Attack Edition NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No. 898539 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have any of you NEETs ever been attacked by a seagull or seagulls?
I had half a pie taken right out of my hands once. The seagull was never caught.

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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.898962 del
>>898960
A gnome for every occasion.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.898963 del
>>898960
I got the first two of those.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.898964 del
Drinking the juice of 3 oranges


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.898965 del
>>898964
virgin oranges?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.898966 del
>>898965
Navel oranges. Grown in Webby's navel.



NEET General #883 - Bald Son Edition NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No. 897558 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do any of you NEETs play the role of "bald son" in your life?

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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.898562 del
>>898558
I am pretty sure druggies are using amanita muscaria.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.898563 del
>>898561
It was. Pidser and chicken chasseur.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.898564 del
BUM RASH


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NEET General #882 - Shredded Ham Edition NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No. 896538 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If only you knew how Dutch things could be

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NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.897556 del
>>897553
he would make a good geisha


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.897557 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.897559 del
>>897551
Surprised by that quarter


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NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.897561 del
CARN PEAR



NEET General #881 - Beatings Edition NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No. 895526 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Would regular beatings have saved us? Were they too soft on us?

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NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.896541 del
fin


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.896542 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.896543 del
>>896530
That's all it would have taken.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.896544 del
diet cordial


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NEET General #880 - Smol Reminder Edition NEET 09/04/2024 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No. 894463 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just a reminder to you NEETs that you are all amazing. Each and every one of you. We're all gonna make it.

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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.895524 del
BUM RASH


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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.895527 del
mayk noo thred


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.895528 del
now


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NEET General #879 - Three Saussages a Day Edition NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:51 [Preview] No. 893443 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are (You) eating reprocessed non-conforming meat by products?
WELL STOP BEING POOR!
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NEET 09/04/2024 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.894493 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/04/2024 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.894496 del
bum


NEET 09/04/2024 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.894497 del
Rash


NEET 09/04/2024 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.894498 del
ADIOS CURSED THREAD


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NEET General #878 - Fuck Off Uncomfy NEETs Edition NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No. 892439 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Stop being a cunt.

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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.893445 del
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
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NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.893446 del
>>893438
And variant of the cheque trick described


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.893449 del
I said:
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>>893443


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.893450 del
END


NEET 09/01/2024 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.893451 del
Idiot



NEET General #877 - Lamb of God Edition NEET 08/28/2024 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No. 891403 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Sometimes I feel like I am shepherd of the NEET flock. Several NEETs have been lost to wolves over the years, I'm not gonna lie.

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NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.892434 del
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>>892423
Come now, we can't all be australians.


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.892435 del
BUM RASH


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.892436 del
>>892433
It's an abstract kind of WOE


NEET 08/31/2024 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.892437 del
>>892422
Good bait


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NEET General #876 - Sausage Roll To The Face Edition NEET 08/26/2024 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No. 890391 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Motherbat said knock you out.
I'm gonna knock you out.

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NEET 08/28/2024 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.891416 del
all this would be somewhat funny if he didnt have struggle to go to work tomorrow and the day after hahahhaha


NEET 08/28/2024 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.891417 del
OLIVE GASH


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NEET 08/28/2024 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.891419 del
>>891417
YOU ARE FIRED!

AGAIN AND AGAIN