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NEET General #858 - Windex Edition NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No. 872137
What do you use as a mixer for this stuff? Just soda water and ice?

Old Thread: >>871121


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.872142 del
How does he do it?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.872153 del
SA BEST A


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.872164 del
>>872148
>means her marriage has broken down.
It might have been her neovagina that has broken down. Just went pop!


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.872165 del
I am wearing my dressing gown with some trackies. I want to go to the bottleo but I need to get dressed or be embarrassed when I show up like this. Fuck it is all so much effort.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.872167 del
>>872165
Pretend you are a Victorian gentleman


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.872169 del
Might put on that celtic music, my soul is like a mong deprived of an ndis root, it needs soothing.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.872170 del


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.872171 del
>>872119
Their sweet chilli is nice.

>>872079
Maybe one day when I'm on the DSP. Gave that Holbrook's Worcestershire a try recently. Could be my imagination but it does seem to taste a little better than Lea & Perrins.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.872173 del
RAPED AND GAPED NEET RECTUMS


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.872175 del
<I'm going to leave you walking like a crab, you hot little slut of a twink!


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.872179 del
Alright, I'm going to get some milk from the shops and then some goon. They won't be mixed. Might get some dip and bikkies.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.872180 del
>>872171
I prefer Holbrooks to Lea and Perrins.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.872181 del
Did that NEET ever call 000?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.872182 del
>>872165
Bluntly neet you are an unemployeable pathetic manchild who spends all day posting frog memes on imageboards to the only friends you'll ever have. Being mistaken for a charming eccentric who wears dressing gowns in public like Arthur Dent might actually be a step up in the world.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.872183 del
Seriously contemplating the fr*nch onion dip.
Thoughts?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.872184 del
>>872182
I doubt he ever ate his own poo for attention though


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.872185 del
>>872181
I hope he is okay.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.872186 del
>>872180
That holbrooks chap looks like a man of integrity. You can trust whatever slimey black goo he puts in a bottle.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.872187 del


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.872188 del
After a night on the Holbrooks you will not wake up walking like a crab.
The Lea and Perrins is another story!


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.872189 del
Monk was never BO.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.872190 del
>>872182
What a nasty remark.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.872191 del
>pol shit
>nuro
>iga
>being a cunt
The script never changes


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.872192 del
>>872189
He's still the BO of my heart (♥️)


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.872193 del
>>872191
Do you think we've hit syndication?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.872194 del
He is doable.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.872195 del
Alright, I'm getting dressed up (jeans and a hoodie) to get my milk, dip and goon.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.872196 del
>>872193
It's like the Simpsons at this stage


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.872197 del
>>872192
You are a loyal NEET


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.872198 del
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Can't. Fucking. Wait.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.872199 del
>>872198
It will be disappointing unless you are there at 10.47am (for a 10.30am opening store)


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.872200 del
>>872196
We've grown to love the relatable and repetitious characters of the show.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.872201 del
>>872198
This doesn't sound real. Pre inflation price.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.872202 del
>>872201
Look how far the bucket is away. Those aren't big pieces.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.872203 del
>>872195
Pack of burger rings please.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.872204 del
>>872202
They are trying to trick us with perspective


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.872205 del
>>872202
It's pigeon legs


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.872206 del
>>872204
The war against the Skellies isn't over. Big food was just the beginning.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.872207 del
>that does look authentically Indian
Grego knows his sloppa


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.872208 del
>>872198
Don't tease us neet.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.872209 del
>>872198
FUCK YEAH


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.872210 del


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.872211 del
>>872207
He knows which hand they wipe with.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.872212 del
The bom says it's going to piss down tommorow so I may get fish and chips tonight and save my pies in case I can't get to the shops.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.872213 del
>>872212
Sounds like a plan.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.872214 del
>>872212
Pick me up two pieces of butterfish and six calamari rings please. Plus minimum chips (chicken salt but not too much).


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.872215 del
21 beers a day for the last week and now my dad decides to text me, smh not going to be good


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.872216 del
going bed


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.872217 del
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I too have a fresh new outfit on (different trackies, quarter-zip fleece jumper, my new criminal beanie) and am heading to the bottle-OH!
Planning for 16 standards, down from last nights 20 which was down from the previous nights 28. Wagon tomorrow.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.872218 del
>>872215
That is 147 beers you must be drunk as a dutchman


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.872219 del
>>872215
Thats not good neet, you need to cut down on the goon.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.872220 del
>>872216
going to say goodnight to you, Goodnight.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.872221 del
>>872220
thank you
good night to you too


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.872222 del
>>872218
no, the first day u are, but after that you just need the tinnies to keep level. when you have to go back into the real world and not drink tins, that's when things go awry if you can't keep your cool. i fully expect to not sleep for the next 72 hours


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.872223 del
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If you got the 10c on 147 empty beers you could buy another 6 pack


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.872224 del
>>872216
Good night NEET.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.872225 del
>>872216
Night good go byes


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.872226 del
>>872217
>Wagon tomorrow.
Sounds doable.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.872227 del
>>872217
>different trackies
I hope the dan murphy's qts notice your stylishness neet


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.872228 del
>>872223
Boong maths. It checks out.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.872229 del
Ok fuck this. 12hr day. Putting Down tools. Garn Za.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.872230 del
>>872216
Sleep tight.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.872231 del
>>872217
Sounds do-able.
Good luck King (👑)


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.872232 del
>>872228
Boongs literally couldn't count past 3


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.872233 del
>>872229
Sleep tight.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.872234 del
You work 12 hours, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
St. Posso, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the bicycle store


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.872235 del
>>872234
>what do you get?
Something something something?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.872236 del
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>>872201
>>872208
picrel

>>872209
Just a shame the $2 large chips deal ended today.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.872237 del
You will need the (((app))) though.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.872238 del
>>872229
You’re not supposed to pick the lathe up.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.872239 del
>>872235
sensiblechuggles.jpg


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.872240 del
>>872229
No fancy Za open on a Monday. What will you do if the eshays are out front Dominos again?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.872241 del
Going to the fish and chip shop.
I hope the cat is there again.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.872242 del
>>872237
Get a phone for your car like that NEET. Problem solved.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.872243 del
Why is the frog drinking window cleaner?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.872244 del
Night.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.872245 del
>>872243
I can see you're not up to date with the latest zoomer memes.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.872246 del
>>872241
Thats in the chinese takeaway shop next door.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.872247 del
Gonna get on the diet wagon tomorrow for real, no more excuses.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.872248 del
>>872203
I'm back. No dip but I got some brie instead.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.872249 del
>>872244
Night.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.872250 del
>>872247
I want to believe.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.872251 del
za is almost as bad of a meme as freexer.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.872252 del
>>872234
Good lyrics.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.872253 del
>>872236
Do you need the app?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.872254 del
>>872244
Good night Pidge. xx
The rizz on that pidge!


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.872255 del
>>872241
Good luck NEET.

>>872246
Labelled as Mongolian lamb.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.872256 del
>>872247
>tomorrow for real
Sounds doable for real.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.872257 del
I used to have the KFC app it would send me random notifications to tempt me.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.872258 del
>>872257
neets would never survive the dan app


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.872259 del


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.872260 del
>>872240
He's have to sit in the car waiting for them to leave


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.872261 del
>>872258
They’d pay Webber to reverse engineer it and change the prices


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.872262 del
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>>872161
My boo actually lost to this Kazakh midget yesterday.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.872263 del


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.872264 del
>>872263
I'll app you


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.872265 del
already 9pm, getting sleepy


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.872266 del
>>872265
Turn your clock back an hour.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.872267 del
Wide awake now


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.872268 del
>>872267
Morning.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.872269 del
Harrow the guy with half a face is the real hero of Boardwalk Empire


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.872270 del
>>872269
I have not seen it. I have heard mixed opinions.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.872271 del
Turning 30 soon. Stressful


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.872272 del
>>872270
It's worth a watch


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.872273 del
>>872251
I think it was from Friends originally


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.872274 del
>>872271
Don't worry, the neet lifestyle saves most of us from the humiliation of having to turn 40.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.872275 del
>>872271
You are still a kid NEET.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.872276 del
The rectum howls in the night.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.872277 del
>>872274
delete


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.872278 del
>>872274
Nuro will show us the way


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.872279 del
Almost blew out my lower intestine pushing out that nugget.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.872280 del
I lack the energy to play Skyrim.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.872281 del
>>872278
he has been 39 for years


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.872282 del
>>872280
iktf, I keep meaning to play it all the way through and learn how to mod it and stuff but somehow spend all day watching youtube videos instead. Disgraceful.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.872283 del
Weber made a high pressure die cast of his arse out of stainless magnesium once.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.872284 del
>>872271
This you, >>871516 ?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.872285 del
>>872280
>>872282
I played it for years but only finished it once.
Most of the time I wouldn't even bother setting the dragons off.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.872286 del
>>872284
No that's me, he is him.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.872287 del
Spend that money on yourself. Don't give it to a woman for a few minutes or maybe seconds of pleasure.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.872288 del
Get a piece of wagyu steak or maybe a fat tomahawk. A moderatley priced bottle of single malt whisky. And a fat stogie. #Winning.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.872289 del
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>>872288
>And a fat stogie


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.872290 del
Or I could do all of those things and also bang a whore.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.872291 del
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NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.872292 del
On my birthday I think I'll go to the bar on the observation deck. My final sips of goon. Doable.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.872293 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8uNzNTLVa3c [Embed]
Long housed


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.872294 del
Finna mash some potat


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.872295 del
A certain NEET gave me a fat stogie once.
It was very dark though and he started screaming when I lit it with my lighter so I'm not really sure what happened.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:23 [Preview] No.872296 del
>>872276
You're not feeding it properly.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:23 [Preview] No.872297 del
>>872293
Me ruv you looong time


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.872298 del
>>872274
That is not a true comment. Quite nasty really.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.872299 del
>>872279
Stuff it back in.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.872300 del


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.872301 del
>>872274
the NEET lifestyle is humiliation ritual modern men must journey through and transcend

>>872278
It be like this but it do.

>>872281
accurate


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.872302 del
12 HOURS HARD LABOUR MIINING BIKES IN THE BIKE MINE


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.872303 del
>>872302
<after 4 days lying in bed doing nothing

you sound mad


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.872304 del
HE WHO CONTROLS THE CHAIN LUBE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.872305 del
Remember when he pretended to own the business lel


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.872306 del
We are pushing the boundaries of food safety tonight boys.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.872307 del
>>872303
Where's my slice of Za you round-eyed beer-battered flathead!?!


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.872308 del
>>872306
Don't do it NEET. There is a very nasty gastro going around.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.872309 del
>>872307
as someone else said, its monday, no fancy za, just a premium store bought deluxe


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.872310 del
>>872309
Only motherless bad homes live off take away.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.872311 del
>>872309
Why don't you cook some meal prep


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.872312 del
>>872293
His name is FUCKING HARRY POTTER?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.872313 del
>>872311
He doesn't know how - he never had a mother. Woe.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.872314 del
>>872308
I blame that home made mayonaise from last thursdays meeting.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.872315 del
Might have some more of that brie.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.872316 del
>>872314
Ingredients from too many different sources.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.872317 del
>>872316
Full of industrial lubricants and xenoestrogens


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>>872317
>xenoestrogens


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.872319 del
Fuck this shit. Bakin some bacon.


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Use all your senses boys. Even though these peas looked like they covered in mold and probably were they did not smell or taste too offensive - I was more disappointed with the dull colour than anything else - , FUCK SICKOS!!!


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.872321 del
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But there was something about this sweet potato that didn't smell right. It smelled 'off'. No taste test, in the bin it goes!

4n20 for dinnA


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.872322 del
>>872320
Are you out of food?
I've been having Aglio e Olio for a few days now due to a lack of bothering to go to the shops.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.872323 del
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Goodnight NEETs.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.872324 del


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.872325 del
my neighbors are driving me insane. I hope they all get fucking murdered by some gang. They are all subhuman trash that doesnt deserve to live


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.872326 del
Mashallah, she will post in 12 hours.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.872327 del
>>872325
Latvians or Russians?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.872328 del
>>872327
bosnians and somalians


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.872329 del
Have you heard of staphylococcus aureus? Its a common bacteria there is also versions basically immune to all antibiotics known as superbugs that live in hospitals and end up killing boomers,fags and people with shit immune systems. These superbugs are created by constantly sterilizing shit 247. Staph A is known for being a hardy bastard well every since the 2000's its been mutating become very powerful transforming into these superbugs that shows up in a hospital and causes a fuck load of damage.


Now for the scary part, we humans have bacteria all over our skin and in our bodies right. There is a few types all living together and basically protecting our body from other bacteria. But if one of these bacteria takes over your body freaks out and you get a massive infection. WELLL its possible for one to have staphylococcus aureus superbugs living in harmony on your body. With it being helpful granting one massive immunities to bacteria infections.
If said person was to touch another persons hand with a cut in it. That staph A would go into the persons body and go hello sars it is time to redeem your new overlords!. And completely rekt the persons body. Causing a massive infection which would soon spread, as doctors switch to nuking the body. Giving them a cocktail of 5 antibotics by IV with the largest dose 4-5 times a day praying the next step does not happen.

The next step being going into septic shock aka septicemia aka oh fuck dude you dont look good you should go to the hospital(because you're going to die within 72 hours of going septic). Which means the pesons blood has become infected it turns to sludge causing the person to get a massive fever as in way way way above 40c as in they need to give you ice baths with salt water to drop your temp.


Indians have massive amounts of super harmful to everyone even most Chinese people bacteria colonizes living on their skin


It was quite literally fucking possible for a jeet to have yersinia pestis(the plague) living on their body causing no harm.

For you see bacteria has infected the jeets brain it has infected all of jeet society culture reasoning/logic. That filth is good anything that promotes the health growth and massive mutation of bacteria is good anything that harms bacteria is bad. Only animals shit in their home is average jeet logic urine and shit is sterile there for bathing in this sewer is healthy and clean etc etc insanity.
The jeet has become a natural biological weapon the bacteria tells the jeet it must leave its homeland to a far away place BUT IT MUST LIVE AROUND OTHER JEETS.

The fungai spores must infect an area creating mycelium virus must spread but stay dormant not turning on yet bacteria must kill all other bacteria till its ready to activate. When there is enough jeets then everything turns on, killing as many new hosts as possible.
Jeets are biological weapons created by mother nature as revenge for what humanity has done to her. She is using her powers to slowly create the most powerful diseases as well as the perfect host to spread said diseases. So humanity AND ONLY humanity is wiped off the earth.

This is why even the Jew fears jeets because Jews reallllly care about cleanliness. Especially about the body, as do koranimals&christcucks. Jeets&hindoodooism are antithesis to this. They are all about filth poisoning your body the temple to create&host life created by the gods.

Tl;dr nuro is real
Very real we call her mother nature
Jeets are his chosen
Slowly They spread getting stronger
It cant be stopped its too late

Soon very soon the day will come
nuros children will sacrifice themselves, turning on nuros blessings
All will die
No amount of radiation antibiotics sterilization chemicals will work.
Jeet hives are everywhere slowly they have taken over with their microscopic timebombs.

We
Are
All
Doom'd


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.872330 del
Huge squirt brewing


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.872332 del
I really love bread. Especially with cheese and butter. I'm going to have cheddar and brie tomorrow. Should be good.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.872333 del
>>872332
Good breda is good bad breda is bad.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.872334 del


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.872335 del
>>872333
I'm looking at bread makers and fantasising about putting paprika into the bread dough.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.872336 del
>>872335
Putting your paprika into the dough may add some yeast. Still might not be a good idea. But less shitty than adding dried, ground red paprika into it.


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NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.872338 del
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I can't even


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.872339 del
Mroglin


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.872340 del
Woke up to youtubes playing The Majestic, a made for tv drama by Jim Carey. Not very good but seems comfy. No action or violence.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.872341 del
morning bros


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.872342 del
>>872340
I always assumed that was a movie about ufos


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 20:44 [Preview] No.872343 del
>>872293
>>872312
You're a wizard Harry.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 20:48 [Preview] No.872344 del
>>872326
He's given up.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.872345 del
>>872339
>>872341
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 21:34 [Preview] No.872346 del
>>872340
>No action or violence.
Woe.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:01 [Preview] No.872347 del
>>872339
>>872341
>>872345
Good Morning NEETs


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.872348 del
Home.
Doing a poo.
Harrumph.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.872349 del
Feeling well rested today bros, bright eyed and bushy tailed, this could be the day I finally get my shit together.
>>872347
>>872345
Morning


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:21 [Preview] No.872350 del
>>872348
May your poo be painless and easy


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:23 [Preview] No.872351 del
>>872347
>>872349
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.872352 del
>>872348
>Harrumph.
Wage related?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.872353 del
>>872350
It feels like it has poor texture. Like that NEET’s silverside.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.872354 del
>>872352
I haven’t even looked at that.
I had to divert to Sisterbot’s to give Bill $1300 and some cut-off wheels for his grinder. It adds about 45 minutes onto the drive.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.872355 del
Their doorbell button was missing and their porch light was off, so I texted them and then started thumping on the glass and kicking the screen door in the dark.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:30 [Preview] No.872356 del
Hey Weber I have been using my computer with no cpu fan for about 6 weeks now.
Why hasn't it blown up? Are cpu fans just a scam?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:32 [Preview] No.872357 del
>>872356
I presume there is still a heat sink present and you are only using it to browse the web, meaning it is 90% idle most of the time.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.872358 del
>>872357
It is an old computer that used to be a good one with two large fans that still work.
And yes I only use it for here, music and watching shows off my hard drive.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.872359 del
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>>872356
>Are cpu fans just a scam?
The elites don't want you to know.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:35 [Preview] No.872360 del
>>872359
Google says it should have blown up in about 3 seconds


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.872361 del
>>872342
I missed the start bt a commie movie producer loses his memory then a small town thinks hes a returned war vet. I've seen something else like it before.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.872362 del
>>872361
Sounds very derivative


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.872363 del
>>872348
Its very foggy out.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.872364 del
>>872357
So as long as I don't use it for games it should still keep running?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.872365 del
>>872354
I bet you offered


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.872366 del
>>872354
Early week Bill'd


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.872367 del
>>872359
Computers run faster when warmed up.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.872368 del
>>872355
You should have yelled out
>Fee-fi-fo-fum


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.872369 del
>>872362
He reads the constitution in court when defending himself as a communist. Set in yhe 50s.


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NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.872371 del
>>872364
I guess so?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:44 [Preview] No.872372 del
Fucking huge turd won't flush. Doesn't even wiggle in the rapids.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:45 [Preview] No.872373 del
>>872372
Time to get the knife out.
>>872371
Cheers, sorry for the quiz.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:46 [Preview] No.872375 del
>>872372
the big brown whale


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.872376 del
>>872374
But Craig may have been NKs dad so they could be half brothers.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.872377 del
>>872372
C L O G G E D


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NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:51 [Preview] No.872381 del
>>872378
The other cow is better


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:55 [Preview] No.872382 del
>>872378
What a disgusting pig.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:56 [Preview] No.872383 del


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:56 [Preview] No.872384 del
>>872378
>size 12
liar


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.872385 del
1 hour till the shops open and the sky is full grey with that heavy going to rain feel.
This could be a close thing.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.872386 del
>>872383
Well spotted.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 23:00 [Preview] No.872387 del
>>872382
It'd eat all the crumpets.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.872388 del
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>>872382
She looks good to me


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.872389 del
>>872387
With eggs?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.872390 del
>>872378
She needs a good milking.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.872391 del
I wonder if Monk only had his designated 16 standards.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.872392 del
>>872391
He'll be up before 11 today, bright eyed and bushy tailed.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.872393 del
>>872392
Trust the plan.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.872394 del
Today's forecast: NGMI


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 23:36 [Preview] No.872395 del
ok, first task of the day - self improvement through watching anime and eating junk food


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 23:41 [Preview] No.872396 del
>>872395
Didn't you wear yourself out with last nights antics?


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.872397 del
The Aramex delivery has beaten the AusPost delivery. Both posted from Melbourne on Friday and the AP one was still in Melbourne last night. Strange times.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.872398 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 23:56 [Preview] No.872399 del
Based aussies. Don't ever change. Love and respect.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:05 [Preview] No.872400 del
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>>872399
Thanks m8. Much love to you.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:05 [Preview] No.872401 del
>>872398
good morning neet. Females shouldn't be turned into pepes, they're not worthy.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.872402 del
>>872392
I have a feeling that today will be the day he finally gets his shit together. Just a gut feeling.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.872403 del
>>872402
Me too.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.872404 del
I should probably return the call of the client who tried to call me at 3pm yesterday. Dont know why they cant just email or text.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.872405 del
>>872404
Nah, if it was important he would have tried again


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.872406 del
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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:35 [Preview] No.872407 del
>>872404
They just like hearing your deep masculine voice.


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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.872409 del


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.872410 del
>>872404
He was probably fighting off a horny unsexed mong and got raped all night without your guidance.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.872411 del
>>872400
If there is hope, it lies in the aussies

- George Orwell


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No.872412 del
>>872410
No, it will be some pathetic IT issue.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.872413 del
>>872412
Send a couple of horny mongs round his house to rape him then.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:45 [Preview] No.872414 del


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.872415 del
>>872413
I am not Cruisey


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.872416 del
>>872415
Oh sorry


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.872418 del
Never apologise.

Never explain.

Enemies exploit apologies. Friends don't need explanations.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.872420 del
wanking off my pet dog and he keeps licking me


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:56 [Preview] No.872421 del
DO NOT connect those two posts together


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.872422 del
The poo still won’t flush 😱


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.872423 del
crispy cuntflaps sizzling on a barbeque


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:12 [Preview] No.872424 del
>>872422
Time to depth charge it


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.872425 del


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.872426 del
These fat wojaks are a cancer.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.872427 del


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.872428 del
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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:18 [Preview] No.872429 del


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.872430 del
The bom was completely wrong as usual all the clouds have gone and it's bright and sunny


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.872431 del
>>872430
Arctic Blast coming. News Ltd said so.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.872432 del
>>872424
Bleach and prayer will fix it, hopefully.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.872434 del
In a bad mood. Might drink a bit to calm myself down.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.872435 del
>>872434
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.872436 del
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>>872434
This will not end well.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.872437 del
was thinking of having some camomile to calm down, but naw


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.872438 del
Having a Sprite Lemon+ to calm down


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.872439 del
Having some PCP and crack to calm down


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.872440 del
>>872439
I think that will not calm you down, NEET.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.872441 del
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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.872442 del
(4.00 MB 740x740 good quality cow.webm)


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.872443 del
might have a vanilla slice to calm down


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.872444 del
>>872443
Smart.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.872445 del
Someone told me once that almonds have anti depressants in them


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.872446 del
Weber used to throw macadamias at me.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.872447 del
>>872445
They have cyanide in them, enough of it will help end your misery


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.872449 del
>>872447
Apple seeds too


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.872450 del
It sounds to me like fresh fruit and nuts are very dangerous
Best stick to KFC


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:23 [Preview] No.872451 del
real nigger hours in north east london right now

puffing on some cutters choice and smoking some home grown kush

listening to jazz and drinking wine at 3:23 ante meridian


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.872452 del
I liked the british NEET that wanted to live in the sewers better than this one.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.872453 del
>>872446
Big ones?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.872454 del
>>872452
Didja?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.872455 del
We don't always get what we like on this planet moi sahn


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.872456 del
>>872454
Yes he was a much more interesting persona than you


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.872457 del
Still can't get the fucking workforce thing to accept the forwarded emails. It keeps saying the template is unrecognised even though I'm just forwarding them from seek. The email address I'm sending them from is the one I use with workforce, the address I am sending them to is correct and my ID number is also correct. Any suggestions?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.872458 del
Only just found out this place exists to be quite perfectly honest and without any undue misrepresentations on my behalf. I am not extrapolating my initial jubiliation and admiraition for such a resplendant communal forum as such as this into a tacit intention to return on an exponentially concurrent basis. Nonetheless I pray my singular and fleeting acquaintance is well met and not disgruntlesome in its abruptness.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.872459 del


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.872460 del
WHY IS THERE A NIGGER ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT HAND SIDE OF MY MONITOR


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.872461 del
>>872460
>NIGGER
Probably because you're in London.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.872462 del
>>872457
Is there a way to report this fault. Seek or whoever has probably changed their response template to cause the issue.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.872463 del
>>872461
Well bantered.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.872464 del
>>872462
>>872462
>way to report this fault
Yeah, I just want to avoid the hassle of having to deal with some poor wagie rather than the computer program.
>changed their response template
It has been like this since late last week. I would've thought with the popularity of seek that it would've been detected and fixed by now.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.872465 del
>>872464
No NEETs want to work to fix. Wagies cannot be bothered to fix it. Many such cycles of woe.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.872467 del


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.872468 del
>>872464
Might be worth giving the job agency a call before they are due in, they probably can't help but it might cover your arse.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.872469 del
>>872468
Yeah, I just sent an email. I hope to hear back from them. I still have five days to do eight applications. As long as the problem is fixed this week it should be doable.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.872470 del
I'm just on workforce btw. No provider or herder or anything.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.872471 del
>>872469
I hate it when shit goes wrong just before payday


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.872472 del
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Weber and Possum on their way to enact the final solution to the mong problem.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.872473 del
Poo still there


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.872474 del
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Turnips doing well


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.872475 del
Had to deport a few unwanted slugs and snails from the aforementioned garden. Summer in the UK is soooo hot and humid.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.872476 del
>>872473
Time for the explosives


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.872477 del
>>872475
What’s the temperature? 23?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.872478 del
>>872477
i reckon 's 'bout 70 farenheight m8


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 04:07 [Preview] No.872479 del
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*ahem*

Mentlegen!

A toast!

To Australia!

*clink*

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rbc_LxfhSoY [Embed]


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.872480 del
I did a long-postponed cleaning task. Getting back on track.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 04:18 [Preview] No.872481 del
>>872480
Well done NEET.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.872482 del
>>872481
See, I told you monk would get his shit together today.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.872483 del
>>872482
Tell me this weeks lotto numbers


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.872484 del
>>872483
If Weber posted the lotto numbers I would semi-seriously consider buying a ticket.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.872485 del
Today's Horoscope: You look to meet the love of your life today.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.872486 del
>>872484
Yeah, I'd give it a go too probably


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.872487 del
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Holy shit Craig saved up and got his teeth fixed!


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.872488 del
>>872487
Is that him?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.872489 del
>>872488
It must be there can't be two liquorland guys called Craig


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.872490 del
>>872489
alpha craig would never allow it


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.872491 del
Garn op shop, you noots want any bric-a-brac?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.872492 del
>>872491
Two brics and one brac please.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.872493 del
>>872491
Get me a porcelain pigeon figurine please.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.872494 del
>>872491
I'll av wot he's avin


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.872495 del
Could go a bit of cake


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.872496 del
>>872495
Have a slice.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.872497 del
I want some Napoleon cake now.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.872498 del
>>872497
My grandpa used to eat that. The Balfours.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.872500 del
>tfw depressed and anxious


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.872501 del
>>872500
have some camomile


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.872502 del
>>872500
What is going on NEET?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.872503 del
>>872498
It's a good cake. Bit pricey though.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.872504 del
>>872497
I don't think I've ever had that but it looks nice.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.872505 del
>>872500
should be anxious cuz im coming to get you


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.872506 del
>>872505
tedious


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.872507 del
>>872505
Very low quality post. It might be time for you to go.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.872508 del
>>872506
>>872507
You neets are being needlessly judgemental, shitposting is part of our culture.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.872509 del
>>872508
Acting the cunt here has only ever been one neets culture and he does far too much of it.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.872510 del
>>872508
it would be fine if he made normal posts as well
there has just been a stream of schitzo posts from him today


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.872511 del
Australia now has an unelected minister for Jewish interests
>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-09/jillian-segal-named-anti-semitism-envoy/104074590


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.872512 del
Might have a nap


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.872513 del
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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.872515 del
>>872514
https://x.com/jewishcouncilAU/status/1810502291566538867
They're worried this will increase people noticing things...


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.872516 del
Are you going to switch to nuro posting soon?
This is more boring than the brit shit


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.872517 del


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.872518 del
>>872517
Why did you do that?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.872519 del
>>872518
I like neither the albanese government or jews?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.872520 del
You will never be a real national socialist


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.872521 del
>>872519
You shouldn't post like the retards mate you are better than that.
Or keep it for places where people are into that.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.872522 del
>>872513
Did the ZOG employ a jew to kevetch about anti semitisim? Tres outre!


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.872523 del
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YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.872524 del
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bought this for the car, $140. Gonna put it in and drive down the road after tea.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.872525 del
>>872523
Based.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.872526 del
>>872518
Webby drops cloggers on ausneets for the same reason he does it to toilets - because he's alpha.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.872527 del
>>872524
I am pretty sure if you got bust-a-load-neet to jizz in there you would be better off.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.872528 del
I still haven't done anything today. Disgrace of a man.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.872529 del
>>872524
Sounds like your car is a piece of shit.
Enjoy having it clog other passage ways in the block.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.872530 del
Weber bashed down a door while yelling fee-fi-fo-fum once.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.872531 del
>>872519
Those sort of monsters are in everything now.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.872532 del
Hi There NEATS! I'm excited about my new job for your government, monitoring and addressing antisemitism online! I thought I'd just drop in to your great chat channel and say hi because my friends at the federal police service told me that its sometimes troubled by anti- Jewish posts. I can see that you are already calling out such vile behaviour and thats great! We cant solve our problems by pretending that online hate is like football and we need to be on one team or another. Feel free to drop me a line on my discord https://discord.com/invite/australiansloveisreal. Ciao!


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.872533 del
>>872532
These sort of monsters are in everything now.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.872534 del
>>872528
Me either.
I've done some groceries.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.872535 del
>>872529
naw it fuzzes up neoprene rubber and then it glazes over when its rubbing against the metal. My mechanic told me to give it a try. Doing maintainance hacks is smarter than swapping high k's cars for slightly less high K cars where you dont know the history. Normies will chuck it in when their mechanic starts suggesting actually fixing things and go into debt to get a gay car like yours only less than ten years old, hoping it wont need any basic parts renewals, rinse and repeat. Its gonna pay off to learn my own car, big time.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.872536 del
Webby.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.872537 del
>>872532
>vile behaviour
I wonder who was behind this post...


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.872538 del
>>872535
>Its gonna pay off to learn my own car, big time.
So pull the block and replace the RMS.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.872539 del
>>872534
I put the garbage out just now, one small step for a normie, one giant leap for a neet.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.872540 del
>>872538
>replace the RMS.
NO!


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.872541 del
>>872540
Well bantered.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.872542 del
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>>872540
Just try it punk.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.872543 del
Garn cleanskin rose.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.872544 del
>>872520
I'm so right wing that my github projects main branches are still called master.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.872545 del


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.872546 del
>>872543
2022 Pertaringa "Understudy" Cabernet Sauvignon.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.872547 del


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.872548 del
>>872547
lost the tip of me knob to one of them once


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.872549 del
>>872524
>bought this for the car, $140
$41.99 at Supercheap Auto


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.872550 del
>>872549
He gave them the extra hundo to put it in the fridge until he arrived


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.872551 del
>>872550
Smart.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.872552 del
>>872537
Somebody should tell them what he did one February a few years back...


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.872553 del
>>872552
Original solution.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.872555 del
Imagine being Cruisey
It's easy if you try


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.872556 del
No mongs below us
Above us, only sky


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.872557 del
You may say I'm a smoothbrain
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.872558 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sneqicIxy30 [Embed]


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.872559 del
>>872485
I just got home, I bet he's asleep now.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.872560 del
>>872556
>>872557
🥹
Wanna join the promised Mong land


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.872561 del
>>872491
I got a book on Hans Heysen paintings.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.872562 del
>>872546
Is that a request or a suggestion?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.872563 del
>>872562
It is what I am imbibing.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.872564 del
Going to get some black kmart trackies


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.872565 del
>>872564
They'll be spiderman pants soon.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.872566 del
>>872561
Very nice. How much $?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.872567 del


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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.872569 del
>>872568
I met Hans once. He was cringe.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.872570 del
>>872569
Old man.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.872571 del


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.872572 del
>>872570
He kept wanting to show me his trail and his tunnel


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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.872575 del
>>872574
You just got that from following Joel Davis on twitter.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.872576 del
>>872538
I'll do it when I either get the engine out or the tranny. Until then it can leak a little. Waiting to see what my tax cheque is and maybe going to get a New old stock engine to swap one out.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.872578 del
>>872563
I got some cleanskin moscato as well. I had a good chat with the old lady at Dan's. She approved of my taste and was surprised by my age. It is probably all just an act but it has left me in a good mood.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.872579 del
>>872574
conservative have no issue in alligning with the most faggoty of leftys. At the end of the day, nationalists like pauline hanson would do the same.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.872580 del
>>872576
>maybe going to get a New old stock engine to swap one out.
you're all over the place, boy


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.872581 del
>>872577
9 for 9??


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.872582 del
>>872579
All these words are subjective nonsense.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.872583 del
>>872580
Yeah I gotta do a road trip down to regional Vic to get it but its going to be worth it to have it sitting at my place waiting for the current one to hit 500K. Might make me more inclined to do more touring or turbo the NS one i have now. Going to snipe other NOS parts like water pumps and alternators and stuff. Its the most legitimate investment I can think of in these times of hyperinflation and impending collapse of the fiat system.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.872584 del
>>872574
it's amusing how these communist parties aren't actually communists, just pro-mass immigration parties with karl marx tshirts.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.872585 del
>>872577
>Today's forecast: NGMI


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.872586 del
If Tiffo only knew what real communism looked like.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.872587 del
>>872586
Nuro told me real communism had never been tried


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.872588 del
Acquired a rare scale model kit


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.872589 del
Tamiya and Revell are fighting over the rights to produce 1/72, 1/48, and 1/24 scale models of "The Clogger".


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.872590 del
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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.872591 del
>>872589
> 1/24 scale models of "The Clogger".
Does it come with the smell?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.872592 del
>>872591
scratch and sniff


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.872593 del
>>872591
No, but it only requires 3 paints: brown, black and red.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.872594 del
>>872593
>and red.
Ouch.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.872596 del
>>872595
As Gandalf said:
Fly you fools!


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.872597 del
>>872587
UNTILL NOW

FOR YOU


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.872598 del
>>872596
In the fog of war a tank is still visible


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.872599 del
>>872596
Arnie also said that.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.872600 del
Nuro once told arnie to get to the choppah.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.872601 del
>>872599
You ignored the postage stamp and the postbox but the Gandalf quote whet your whistle?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.872602 del
>>872568
Bargain.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.872603 del


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.872604 del
>>872601
>whet your whistle
you whet an appetite or a blade, but you wet a whistle


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.872606 del
Everything is so fucking expensive.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.872607 del
>>872588
Well done. What is it of?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.872608 del
>>872606
And prices never really come down again either


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.872609 del
>>872605
If you think I check all the posts - despite me joking about it on the site here and there - you're gonna be highly disappointed.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.872610 del
>>872606
And yet the money a neet can earn selling his bussy on the meat market goes down every year. Woe.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.872611 del
>>872607
>In 2018, Revell released a scale model kit of a Nazi flying saucer called "Haunebu II", with an accompanying description written as if the kit was depicting a historical craft.[32][33] After criticism on the grounds of historical inaccuracy, Revell issued an apology and removed the model from production and distribution.[32][33]
https://nypost.com/2018/06/26/toymaker-apologizes-for-selling-model-of-fictional-nazi-ufo/


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.872612 del
>>872609
Aren't we the site? 🤔


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.872613 del
>>872609
I am always highly disappoint


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.872614 del
>>872611
>Nazi flying saucer
That is pretty cool.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.872615 del
>>872614
I also reckon it's pretty real given that this shit existed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avro_Canada_VZ-9_Avrocar
and the German scientists were all snatched up in 45-46.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.872616 del
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>While being searched Brown admitted having something on her before producing a package from her buttocks area


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.872617 del
>>872616
that's disgusting
also el-oh-el at the cops trying to apply street figures to prison drugs when all you can buy is lollies and chips and the fucking prison tuck shop


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.872618 del
>>872616
what is the significance of the 4 and 3 finger signs they're throwing?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.872619 del
>>872618
It will be something to do with their postcode or gangs they are affiliated with.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.872620 del
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On Saturday night womboflix will be showing the british crime drama Bronson (2008) - the story of a young man who was sentenced to seven years in prison for robbing a post office ends up spending three decades in solitary confinement. During this time, his own personality is supplanted by his alter-ego, Charles Bronson.

Sunday night will be Jim Carrey in The Truman Show (1998)


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.872621 del
>>872620
When are you showing 10 Things I Hate About You ?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.872622 del


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.872623 del
>>872621
Didn't that happened last night?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.872624 del
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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.872625 del
>>872621
When someone actually votes for it.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.872626 del
>>872575
Did not.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.872627 del
>>872625
I think we should substitute it for The Truman Show. I have seen that too many times and it is a bit dated now.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.872628 del
The Hungarian has broken my heart a little bit tonight.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.872629 del
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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.872630 del
>>872611
The Historical inaccuracy is UFO's have a deadly gravi-photon field around the hull.

UFO's can not shoot guns or depLoy any ordance. They are reconnaissance vehicles. They cannot under any circumstances be adapated to conventional warfare. Hence they were supressed.

GOT IT ?
MAYBE I MIGHT KNOW A BIT MORE ABOUT THE REAL STATE OF THINGS ?
THANK YOU.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=thZX9zHwodk [Embed]


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.872631 del
>>872629
Awful tattoed hands. I would not let her touch me. Not for free!


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.872632 del
>>872629
What is FS?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.872633 del
>>872627
>I have seen that too many times
Sounds like the truman show is a good movie, we'll be keeping it.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.872634 del
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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.872635 del
>>872631
It was a suggestion when I clicked on the 10 Things video. Feeling very angry after viewing her channel.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.872636 del
>>872633
I only saw it once on purpose.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.872637 del
>>872632
Full Service.
She;'s a prostitute.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.872638 del
>>872629
I hope someone submits this to the ATO too.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.872639 del
>>872637
I guessed she was a prostitue I just wondered if maybe she was doing Dubai portapotty or something.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.872640 del
>>872638
Yeah every other video is her handling bundles of cash.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.872641 del
>>872630
>The Historical inaccuracy is UFO's have a deadly gravi-photon field around the hull.
Did you read the Avro link I posted? Not anti-gravity, just a hulking great fan.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.872642 del
>>872630
Which drugs helped you acquire this knowledge?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.872643 del
>>872629
She has a cute face


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.872644 del
>>872641
Silence plebian, Nuro has spoken.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.872645 del
>>872643
Yeah but her hands and decolletage are mottled and gross.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.872646 del
Plebs are needed.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.872647 del
>>872645
>decolletage
For tomorrow the WWWWWW.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.872648 del
I wish people throwing around Plebe could at least spell it correctly.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.872649 del
>>872648
They are a bunch of plebes!


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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.872651 del
>>872649
Good boy.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.872652 del
>>872647
I thought we hated the French?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.872653 del
>>872652
They don't bathe and they reek of garlic. They're all fucking plebes!


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.872654 del
>>872647
Such a Motherbat word.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.872655 del
>>872642
The best.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.872656 del
Sounded like Mersey Valley induced lucid dreaming.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.872657 del
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>>872652
>French


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.872658 del
I've started watching The Guns of Navarone (1961). Gregory Peck looks like he might have been miscast, but it is early days still.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.872659 del
might order a sundae


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.872660 del
>>872658
he only had one mood


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.872661 del
>>872659
Sundae bloody sundae. Make mine strawberry.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.872662 del
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evening neets


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.872663 del
>>872660
I can relate!


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.872664 del
>>872662
Evening chatNEET


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.872665 del
>>872659
chocolate? caramel?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.872666 del
>>872662
You look good. Show dick.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.872667 del
>>872665
strawbs for me and the other neet
large ones
also got six nuggers to share


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.872668 del
>>872662
post inside elbow so we know ur not a girlposter


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.872669 del
>>872663
I got so mad in Year 9 English when we had to read and watch To Kill A Mockingbird and he shot the dog instead of his dumb bitch daughter.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.872670 del
Maybe it was year 10. Either way, a dumb bitch and a nigger got off lightly.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.872671 del
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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.872672 del
>>872610
Onky yours does


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.872673 del
>>872671
Whats the facepic?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.872674 del
>>872671
Impressive. The roids have wrecked your skin though.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.872675 del
>>872662
What a specimin.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.872676 del
>>872674
I'd still fuck him in the arsehole.


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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.872679 del
>>872676
Other way round lets be honest.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.872680 del
At least we know why last nights episode happened.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.872681 del
>>872674
side effect of high e2. when i take tren it's gonna be all good


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.872683 del
>>872681
>when i take tren it's gonna be all good
Trust the plan.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.872684 del
>>872662
What's your diet like? Can you just eat whatever you want when you're on roids and lifting weights a lot?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.872685 del
Theres ants everywhere


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.872686 del
>>872685
You need to keep things cleaner.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.872687 del
Night.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.872688 del
>>872684
i guess you can but i see the roids as a very unhealthy thing so i am making sure i eat pretty clean


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.872689 del
>>872687
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.872690 del
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might get a bottle of red lads


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.872691 del
>>872690
Massive.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.872692 del
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>oven-roasted garlic


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.872693 del
Webby did you update the womboflix server to patch that openssh 0 day?


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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.872696 del
>>872695
hunk poof


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.872697 del
Andrei Jikh videos are fun


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.872698 del
>>872697
I am not familiar with him.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.872699 del
Having some cleanskin moscato. I asked FRM what she thought of the label. She said it looked cheap. I protested that it was understated but she disagreed.
Cleaned my room up. Relaxing.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.872700 del
Can't get teh lid off the pepper grinder. It's all so upsetting.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.872701 del
>>872693
It wasn’t vulnerable to begin with. You know what I am supposed to do for a living right?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.872702 del
>>872700
Are you cooking a steak?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.872703 del
>>872630
>gravi-photon field
Kek. You might want to learn elementary calculus as a first step before you go talking about general relativity. It won't be enough for GR, but you'll start to understand what the mathematical prerequisites are.
>MAYBE I MIGHT KNOW A BIT MORE ABOUT THE REAL STATE OF THINGS ?
From browsing 4chan's /x/?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.872704 del
>>872701
How did you make it not vulnerable?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.872705 del
The boong porn better be safe, that is all I am going to say.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.872706 del
Even Weber's patience is being pentested.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.872707 del
>>872534
Made the mistake of going out late arvo when the 9-5 wagies had clocked off. Absolute chaos.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.872708 del
>>872701
>You know what I am supposed to do for a living right?
Babysit pajeets?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.872709 del
>>872707
I have been trapped in traffic hell around 5pm a few times.
Now I only go out on comfy NEET hours.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.872710 del
>>872703
Academia has a gigantic elephant in the room and the problem is people like (You) and not people like me pal..... ill give you the cliff notes


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.872711 del
>>872704
It only affected 8.4 or 8.5 up and the version installed was earlier.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.872712 del
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>>872711
>using a version of the software so old it isn't vulnerable to the latest exploits
Fucking genius


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.872713 del
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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.872714 del
The brain force obviously hasn't been working


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.872715 del
>>872714
Maybe he'd be even dumber without it?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.872716 del
>>872714
>>872715
Good Night Psueds.

you just got dunked on


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.872717 del
>>872716
Good night PDF file NEET. Put your flag back on.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.872718 del
>misspells pseuds
pottery


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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.872720 del
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The garlic took longer than expected. Don't mind having the oven on though. It heats up the hovel quite nicely.

>>872702
Can't even remember the last time I even had steak.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.872721 del
>>872718
same same for all intensive purposes


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.872722 del
>>872720
Looks great.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.872723 del
>>872643
Don't be fooled by the clown's mask.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.872724 del
>>872650
What the fuck is a 'twea'?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.872725 del
>>872629
What would these "extras" refer to? Bum sex?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.872726 del
The Trading with the Enemy Act (TWEA) of 1917 (40 Stat. 411, codified at 12 U.S.C. § 95 and 50 U.S.C. § 4301 et seq.) is a United States federal law, enacted on October 6, 1917, in response to the United States declaration of war on Germany on April 6, 1917.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.872727 del
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>>872621
> ?

I can think of more than 10.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.872728 del
>>872727
Well bantered.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.872729 del
Listening to the Kinks.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2weKC4gCZ7w [Embed]


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.872730 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU [Embed]
>The Olive song


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.872731 del
Garn boil some peas.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.872732 del
>>872731
Good luck NEET. Be careful, the water will be hot.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.872733 del
my arse is hot


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.872734 del
>>872732
Peas done. It's Dutton time!


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.872735 del
Garn put some brie cheese into the mash too!


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.872736 del
>>872735
That does not appeal to me.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.872737 del
>>872736
Not him but I've been having my brie straight. I cut off a little wedge and leave it on the bench to come to room temperature. I always forget about it and discover it an hour later which makes for a delightful surprise.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.872738 del
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>>872737
Sounds vile.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.872739 del
>>872738
Nasty.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.872740 del
back on the Katy Perry.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.872741 del
Fighting the urge to do something really autistic.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.872742 del
tab closed


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.872743 del
Going to bed. Good night neets.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.872744 del
>>872743
Night, fella!


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.872745 del
>>872743
Good night.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.872746 del
>>872724
Alcoholic sweet tea


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.872747 del
Watching go-pro footage from Ukraine.
Lol, they call draft dodgers "fucking faggot strawberry pickers in Poland"


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.872748 del
I wonder what the ukrainian guys who dodged the draft call the poor bastards dying on the front line.


NEET Admin 07/09/2024 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.872749 del
>>872748
Probably:
>thank God it's not me!


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.872750 del
>>872716
Roid rage ?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.872751 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.872752 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.872753 del
Whizzers and Pint Stop today.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.872754 del
>>872629
No pussy is worth that. How much goes on coke?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.872755 del
>>872633
Staunch as fuck. Stand your ground.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.872756 del
>>872643
For that amount of money, you could shit on it.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.872757 del
>>872720
Good lpoking food


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.872758 del
>>872726
Not allowed in yhe library.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.872759 del
>>872725
Thats one, probably no condom is another and cum in her mouth. Some charge 100 per item on the list.
Some guys get off on throwing money at them.


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>>872751
Good Morning NEETs


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.872761 del
KFC in Canada is now halal, so no bacon.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.872762 del
>>872760
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 21:31 [Preview] No.872763 del
>>872753
I just threw a sickie


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 21:35 [Preview] No.872764 del
>>872763
you lazy cunt

thinking of doing the same


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.872765 del
>>872712
>Versions from 4.4p1 up to, but not including, 8.5p1 are not vulnerable due to a transformative patch for CVE-2006-5051, which made a previously unsafe function secure.
>root@moofies:~# sshd -V
>unknown option -- V
>OpenSSH_8.4p1 Debian-5+deb11u3, OpenSSL 1.1.1w 11 Sep 2023

>so old


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 21:48 [Preview] No.872766 del
décolletage
noun [dé-col-le-tage]

1. the low-cut neckline of a dress
2. a dress having a low-cut neckline
3. bust

Olive can never expose too much of her décolletage.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.872767 del
posted WWWWOTW and the board just ate it


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.872768 del
I renewed the SSL certificate on the movie server.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.872769 del
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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.872771 del
I hope you all read the PDF Nuro posted last night. There will be a test later.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 22:12 [Preview] No.872772 del
>>872765
Big Vulnerability ?

I noticed update manager prompted me when i booted up thismorning. It usually doesnt do that unless some serious shit went down


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.872774 del
morning bros


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.872775 del
How many neets could deadlift a barn? https://youtube.com/watch?v=hZL7TqSeDus [Embed]


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No.872776 del
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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.872777 del
>>872775
Simple physics would allow one or two people to lift one end of that structure


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 22:44 [Preview] No.872779 del
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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.872780 del
>>872776
topkek


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.872781 del
That poo finally flushed just now.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.872782 del
>>872766
Thank you.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.872783 del
>>872781
It wanted to hold out.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.872784 del
Good morning NEETs.

>>872766
Thank you.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:08 [Preview] No.872785 del


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.872786 del
>>872783
It took half a bottle of bleach and peeing on it about 58 times. Got another one knocking on the door at the moment.


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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.872788 del
>>872786
you should've let the two of them fight


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:25 [Preview] No.872789 del
>>872788
That would have required physical intervention.
I have jumped up and down a few times and made the poo pain go away.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:26 [Preview] No.872790 del
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NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:38 [Preview] No.872791 del
B2B SaaS stands for business-to-business Software-as-a-Service. It encompasses cloud-based software used by businesses for various tasks, such as accounting


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:49 [Preview] No.872792 del
>>872791
jesus christ boring omd


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.872793 del
>>872792
It's what Monk needs


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.872794 del
garn for walkies neets, might drop by at a bakery, can I pick you up anything?


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.872795 del
>>872794
5 pepper pies and 2 snot blocks please


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.872796 del
>>872793
He just needs to go barn lifting with the homies, it'll soon sort him out.


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.872797 del
>>872766
His chest hair will show


NEET 07/09/2024 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.872798 del
>>872796
barn lifting occurs at 0730
monk wakes up 1400


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 00:00 [Preview] No.872799 del
>>872791
Not exactly B2B-sa-as-ED


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.872800 del
need to get started on my day off


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.872802 del
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NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.872803 del
might get some apple pies to binge on, gotta be healthier than chocolate


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.872804 del
>>872803
That's a good idea, NEET.
I am about to get a carton of hard solo because I'm thirsty


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.872805 del
Ended up getting a 10 pack of Hard Solo and a 700ml bottle of Midori. Only 24 standos, so safe to go driving or use a chainsaw or something afterwards.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.872806 del
>>872790
>>872791
Paying for friends


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.872807 del
>>872805
>Only 24 standos, so safe to go driving or use a chainsaw or something afterwards.
Nek minit >>872787


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 01:48 [Preview] No.872808 del
>>872802
He's done it again! This sort of luck is not natural.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.872809 del
>>872808
If he was lucky he would have a gf and not be obese and would have a good job


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 01:55 [Preview] No.872810 del
>>872801
The father left his 7 year old son alone at the park to "teach him a lesson". Sounds like a real piece of shit. Not surprising he ended up murdering someone.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.872811 del
>>872810
My parents did that once.
They only drove around the block though and I made them feel bad by hiding behind some shrubs.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.872812 del
>>872809
Those things aren't luck. Pokie spins are though.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.872813 del
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>>872802
Another thread, another mogging


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.872814 del
>>872811
Also I was a based kid wearing my camouflage pants and holding a toy hand grenade you put strip caps in and it went bang when you threw it the right way.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.872815 del
>>872813
two moggings in four days


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.872816 del
>>872814
Kids who grew up after the 80s will never know the joy of being able to walk around in public like a member of Hezbollah or the IRA


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.872817 del
Driving home after the Royal Adelaide Show with a bunch of plastic guns and Fatherbot with his head swiveled around 180 degrees shouting "You better not be pointing those at people, you little shit!"


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.872818 del
lets see if there's some more crappy paranormal videos on youtube I can waste the day watching


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.872819 del
Almost forgot to download the penultimate episode of Lesbians in Space.
Will watch that and S03E04 of Miss Scarlet and the Duke, which had audio issues in the series bundle I downloaded the other week. Skipped over it as a result.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.872820 del
>>872818
I gave up on Mr Ballen and the one with the fish with the alfoil hat. Too wordy.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.872821 del
>>872820
>the fish with the alfoil hat
a Detergent Jones mystery


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.872822 del
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NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.872823 del
Dear Children at Shrek 5,

If you ask who any of the characters are, or speak during this movie i will politely ask you to get out.

The movie is made for those familiar with Shrek extended universe - including the holiday specials, shorts, and video game tie-in exclusive characters. If you don't know the lore, do your research now or wait until the Blu ray drops.

Sincerely,
Someone who’s actually seen Shrek


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.872824 del
He hates me.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.872825 del
Can't seem to do anything today


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.872826 del
>>872809
I think webby's got a better job than most of us.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.872827 del
>>872811
my mum did it to me and drove over the horizon so i knocked on someone's door and they called the police. she picked me up 10 minutes later but then got a knock from social services a week later. she was mental growing up, did a real number on me actually


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 03:18 [Preview] No.872828 del
Goyslop binge regret


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.872829 del
>>872827
that sucks
Bill's mum is a cunt and apparently when he was a teen he got mouthy with her and she kicked him out of the car about 2 hours from home and he had to walk.


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NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.872832 del
>>872819
Gave up after episode 3.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.872833 del
>>872802
FLIPPING HECKER


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.872834 del
Cow got bacon and eggs, then I got him a sports jacket. Faux suede type stuff with red lining. Very classy.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.872835 del
>>872810
He didnt learn.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.872836 del


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.872837 del
>>872829
poor cunt, would've just stolen a dirtbike and gone to live with the boongs at that point


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.872839 del
>>872834
wots he need that for? taking webby's job?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.872840 del
>>872839
B2Bmaam


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.872841 del
>>872832
This was yet another filler episode


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.872842 del
>>872831
Once Motherbat dies I'm killing myself.
3 months today since I told my employer I'd had enough with how things were. Nothing has changed.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.872843 del
>>872817
The last one I went to I was 15.
I remember seeing people from school there as groups of friends and I was just there with my parents and sister. It was very embarrassing.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.872844 del
(city sounds)
(hooves clopping)


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>>872842
don't do that lad, just tough it out like the rest of us. i'm getting up there in years (by neet standards at least) and however much of a mess you are, you shouldn't kill yourself, besides you actually have toil so you can't be that bad. okay thankyou


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 04:30 [Preview] No.872846 del
I think poo is coming out when I fart recently. When I sit down (to pee) I've been wiping out of curiosity and there's poo. I might be approaching chux stage


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.872847 del
>>872846
roids, fissures, etc all result in incomplete defecation
I didn't wank for a couple of days and the white stuff disappeared from the night piss.
So it was retrograde ejaculation as a result of cancer or uncontrolled diabetes destroying my prostate and urologic function. Hopefully cancer.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.872848 del
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B2B SaaS Age Mindset
Selective Browsing and the Birth of Cloud Nativism


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.872849 del
>>872848
>Cloud Nativism
Cloud Nationalism


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.872850 del
>>872847
You can fix all of this.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.872851 del
>>872850
What's the point? I've seen more than half of my life and it has been shit.
The sooner I die I can see my pets again and Fatherbot and my Grandparents.
If they're not too ashamed to see me.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.872852 del
>>872851
You kill yourself then the jeets win


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.872853 del
>>872852
They've already won.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.872854 del
>>872848
This is a good meme.
How much would you charge per hour?
How much does pajeet?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.872855 del
>>872821
Well bantered.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.872856 del
The hunt for chicken-flavoured Cheezels and black pudding continues!


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.872857 del
>>872827
>did a real number on me actually
I know those feels NEET. Many such cases.
It would have been better to have been mentally destroyed by a father who beat me up than a mother with a plethora of undiagnosed mental illnesses. Less embarrassing.
Scars and cigarette burns would have been better than what has been done to me on the inside.
And you could show everyone else the scars and they wouldn't argue with you about what had been done to you. And the pieces of shit couldn't have hidden it and denied it.
Complete mental destruction. Many such cases. Ruined young men. And then you are not so young any more but still ruined and now full of regret too. All those years lost.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.872858 del
>>872834
>then I got him a sports jacket
Johnny Bigg?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.872859 del
Two ham and cheese brioche loaf toasted sandwiches down the hatch.
Could go another two but ate all the ham waiting for them to cook. I toasted the inside of the slices of bread before making them.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.872860 del
>>872847
Please see a real doctor and don't diagnose yourself based on google searches. Get on top of it all. Get it under proper management.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.872861 del
>>872856
>black pudding
My exact body type.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.872862 del
>>872857
thank you for this post, i argued this very thing for years. gen X often lament how their fathers physically beat them with belts, but it was gen y that got the beatings from single mums, physically and mentally, the guilt trips were unreal. i should've clobbered the cunt and just run away but you don't think like that as a kid. mummy abuse is next level compared to dad beatings


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.872863 del
>>872859
Sounds nice. I wouldn't have minded one.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.872864 del
I got another cleaning task done. Slowly but surely things are getting done.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.872865 del
>>872862
>i should've clobbered the cunt and just run away
So should I, but you don't realise that until it is too late. I used to worry about her. I wanted to make her happy, soothe her when she was upset.
It is all so many levels of fucked up. And everyone else thinks she is a lovely person. Even my friends growing up.
They don't know. Just hell.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.872866 del
>>872819
>Lesbians in Space
I am watching it now.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.872867 del
Bit late on this but happy belated 4th to the seppos and yanks


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.872869 del
I'm a fucking disgrace


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.872870 del
>>872869
Get your shit together!


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.872871 del
>>872869
What have you done NEET?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.872872 del
>>872869
You are


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.872873 del
>>872871
Perhaps saying that because of no Olive posts.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.872874 del
You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it's smooth. Sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime you find your pleasures where you can.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.872875 del
>>872874
Ships sink if they hit the rocks.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.872876 del
Got a headache
Didn't have lunch today
Just 3 slices of pixxa from last night for breakfast


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.872877 del
Huffed and puffed but all that came out was arse dust.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.872878 del
>>872875
Not always. You can bounce right off. Small holes can be repaired.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.872879 del
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Had a charcoal chicken shop binge. Medium chips, 3 podado cakes and 3 dim sims. Couldn't finish the chips. Absolutely stuffed. My stomach isn't trained for binging like my kidneys are.
Tax of 20 is mostly gone. Wagon tonight. Nietzchean superhuman teetotaller arc beginning. I will strategise my actions like a fleet commander and execute like an intelligence operative. It's happening for real this time. Up up and away


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.872880 del
took some pills


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.872881 del
>>872877
Don't force it NEET.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.872882 del
>>872878
that would be if you hit a sand bar or oyster reef of sorts. face it lad, you messed up your allegory. should've said "sometimes it's smooth, sometimes you roll with the swell"


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.872883 del
>>872879
You are going to make it King. Be who you were meant to be.


NEET Admin 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.872884 del
>>872880
I'm taking calcium. And vit C.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.872885 del
Fuck this shit.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.872886 del
>>872884
I took two Advil because I have a headache.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.872887 del
>>872886
What's in Advil?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.872888 del
>>872887
Ibuprofen 200mg


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>>872879
Keep at it champ. It's only a matter of time before you get my exact picrel body type.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.872890 del
I put a new door mat outside the front door. I'm worried that some bad home individual might steal it.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.872891 del
>>872888
Ah.
I was thinking fantasizing really of a machine that could measure the pain one's feeling and transfer it to other people. One of the problems is that pain is relative to some extent.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.872892 del
>>872879
>charcoal chicken
Is it more effective than charcoal tabs?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.872893 del
Drunkenly added too much milk to the mash last night, turning it into potato soup. Spuds were a tad undercooked too so I dumped the mix into a blender. Woke up this morn feeling like I'd forgotten something. The fucking roasted garlic that was still in the oven!


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.872894 del
Don't be a digital hoarder, fellas!
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=VDJ8x3EqxXo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VDJ8x3EqxXo [Embed]


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.872895 del
>>872893
well roasted by now?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.872896 del
>>872895
Charcoal tabs.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.872897 del
>>872895
The oven itself wasn't left on.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.872898 del
ordered some kfc


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.872899 del
>>872802
CashedUp


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.872900 del
>>872898
How many wicked wings?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.872901 del


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.872902 del
>>872842
I am not sure if Monk's ready to take over Womboflix


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.872903 del
>>872847
Stay positive NEET.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.872904 del
>>872879
>Wagon tonight
Sounds do-able.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.872905 del
>>872901
Thats not real kfc


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.872906 del
>>872905
pepper mayo sliders, nuggos, etc


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.872907 del
>>872906
They go in and come out the same.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.872908 del
My arse cant handle any more of this tension


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.872909 del
Good Evening NEETs

this looks like kino, we should add it to the moofie list

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UtDHLsB2Ksc [Embed]


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.872910 del
>>872902
trust the cloud engineer


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.872911 del
>>872909
Have not seen that film.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.872912 del


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.872913 del
>>872909
Good evening NEET.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.872914 del
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>>872842
Get your shit together Webster. Full time employment is not a reason to kill yourself. Go it out on your own or try and work somewhere else more casually.

You just need a lane change.

t. wage slaving, but on my own terms


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.872915 del
>>872909
That's nice dear.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.872916 del
>>872915
thats a curfew


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.872917 del
high tensile colon


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.872918 del
>>872909
this is a horrifically gay and inaccurate portrayal of the german servicemen who climbed into these untested wunderwaffen and shot themselves into the sky during the late and desperate stages of the war in a vain attempt to intercept the almost constant waves of allied bombers burning their cities to the ground (the actual holocaust)


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.872919 del
ate kfc
go to bed now


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.872920 del
>>872906
Those slider buns are too doughy.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.872921 del
>>872894
She wanked me off once and complimented me on my ejaculate and then made me some chicken curry and gulab jamun.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.872922 del
>>872920
They're little soft taco breads. I don't know why they call them sliders.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.872923 del
I wish i was born a hot chick instead of a guy then I could just whore myself out for money or find a sugar daddy


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.872924 del
>>872923
pretty much
life on easy mode


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.872925 del
Hey Wombo can we put Operation Crossbow on the moofies list, thanks.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.872926 del
>>872918
it cant be worse than SHrek 5


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.872927 del
>>872924
>>872923
>being a neurotic individual tied to their emotions based solely on a slimy bloody hole in your body.

nah im good


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.872928 del
>>872927
>female
>individual
>implying they can think independently
kek


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.872929 del
>>872927
You are an emotional neurotic person with multiple addictions and a habit for compulsive lying on anonymous imageboards


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.872930 del
>>872922
They ain't no tortilla bruv.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.872931 del


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.872932 del
>>872925
Everybody who matters in that film is dead now.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.872933 del
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NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.872934 del
>>872813
Cruise Dog won a fair bit on a thursday night slaps binge at the Leagues, once.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.872935 del
Double nozzle raid on my balls feels nice


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.872936 del
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NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.872937 del
Day 3 of attempt #32 of giving up cigarettes. This time I will give them up for real. The cravings are not going to best me this time and my bank will thank me.


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NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.872939 del
>>872937
Good luck NEET.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.872940 del
Cruisey found a cute little massage girl on locanto and the triad tattoo was barely healed on her coco skin, once.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.872941 del
>>872940
Only once?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.872942 del
>>872935
Big infestation?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.872943 del
>>872940
love the tug tales here, wish there were more


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.872944 del
>>872943
Do you go for a tug yourself?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.872946 del
>>872945
Looking for a twink.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.872947 del
>>872944
not really legal here :<


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.872949 del
>>872947
I don't think they're legal here either. But they happen.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.872950 del
>>872949
I think his country has the reverse model where it's legal for the whores, but the johns get prosecuted


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.872951 del
>>872950
Feminism out of control.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.872952 del
going to have some water and watch tele


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.872953 del
Its an obvious friday night indulgance for a Bossman, Isn't it Cruise-dog? After all that stress and sacrifice, wage hard and play hard, yesno? At bloody last those slaps have finally come round your way with some timely mad 'money *and not a moment too soon!**.

Why don't you text your new darling and make a date? She came all the way from some exotic asian jungle with an insatiable itch between her legs. Oh Yes! She's a South East Asian trollop with a dollop of chineese oil in her brown hands and she Loves to please. So set your email to auto-reply and hit the shower. You're clocked off and out of office


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.872954 del
>>872946
He looks like a mean criminal twink. Would probably do gay for pay and rob your house while you slept.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.872955 del
>>872953
I liked it where you started rhyming.

>yesno?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.872956 del
>>872948
She should have got some advice on how to structure her affairs to minimize tax. Looks like she's just declared the whole amount as personal income.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.872957 del
Oh I luckee, Mr Doggy he want to see me for golden hands happy time! I really hope he not rough and ugly like old fat Aussie. He so smelly! Mr Doggy he be my puppy tonight, he gonna be so funny! He gonna treat me like numbah 1 wifey. He gonna give me big money. I gonna make Mr Doggy so happy!


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.872958 del
Put the wig on and we can make this work.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.872959 del
>>872957
This sort of posting will only get him more aroused.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.872960 del
>>872959
It is fitting that the biggest wagie of ausneets is also our biggest degenerate.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.872961 del
>>872960
He is a good NEET. Good attitude to life and to his NEET posting.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.872962 del
Possum isn't a wagie.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.872963 del
>>872962
Very poorly bantered.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.872964 del
You're showered and aftershaved, which is kind of ironic because you're hairy as a hobo. You're chortling and writing the tugpost in your head as you drive five suburbs over to the asian massage joint in the strip with the oldest charcoal chicken shop in Australia. 45 degree parking right fukn outside so you can scuttle inside in a hurry and don't get your white Christian Dior shirt and slacks too wet in the pissing Adelaide winter rain aswell as not to be seen by the normies in the takeaway shop waiting for the gook cunts who bought the business last week to fuck up their usual dinner order


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.872965 del
>>872964
Chortling like a hobo


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.872966 del
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>Dior shirt
These are over a grand


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.872967 del


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.872968 del
>>872966
That's a neger.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.872969 del
>>872966
That's pretty cheap. Whats the life expectancy on a nigger of that caliber?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.872970 del
>>872969
Well bantered.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.872971 del
every tug is a remittance back to ching chong ping pong land
>inb4 buying any physical good is also this
actually yes nevermind moot point


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.872972 del


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.872973 del
Ate some brie and then sipped some rose. Very bad aftertaste.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.872974 del
>>872973
Gargle it while its in your mouth


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.872975 del
>>872927
Settle down, incel.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.872976 del
>>872973
You must have paired them incorrectly.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.872977 del
I can smell the lit joss sticks in the heathen shrine over there, It appears to be some kind of obese cat avatar, a Garfield buddha with mirrors and plastic plant garnish. Its alien to my eyes like the smell behind the sandalwood is to my nose but the ear-holes know the bing bung of the break beam door alarm, its a universal code that has brought tonight's honey hued harlot out from a cubicle in the back. The Cruise Dog has never been good at foreplay but a fist full of my pinapples later and I is face down on paper towels. She's giggling and I know its at my bants, not the way I accidentally dropped the towel from under my hairy white paunch, to let ping ping know exactly what's up, if you know what I mean.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.872978 del
Can't get anything dry in this fucking high humidity!!!


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.872979 del
>>872977
These posts aren't the same without the
>(You)


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.872980 del
Feeling a desire


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.872981 del
>>872980
Feed it.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.872982 del
>>872979
That one became >(I)
I think he's planning of going commando undercover cruisedog disguise in a tug shop.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.872983 del
>>872980
Monk? No!


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.872984 del
(3.00 MB 648x480 1720573437835489.webm)


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.872985 del
>>872976
I didn't pair them. I just nibble on some brie as I walked past the fridge.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.872986 del
>tfw inconsistent tense tonight


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.872987 del
>>872986
Past, present, or future?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.872988 del
Night.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.872989 del
>>872988
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.872990 del
I can't see much but floor, my pants and shoes in the mirror and the fresh looking chinese character tattoo on her dusky tight leg. Somehow I know she's going to taste sweet like artificial coconut. I want so much for her to let me have a taste as her oily hands slide up my back like its a stratocaster and she's playing the solo on Guns and Roses Sweet Child of Mine. I'm ten minutes in to a hour I paid for and there is basically no blood in my brain because its all been diverted to my boner. She's massaged all the blood into my stiffy and in a minute she's going to turn me over. I'm going to beg her to take off her top and let me return her tender touch. I'm going to nibble her nutty essence and fondle her lush lady bullseyes.


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NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.872992 del
>>872990
Holy fuck. You horny scamp.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.872993 del
fuck it, garn
you're not in your 20s forever aye


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.872994 del
>>872993
Go for it King.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.872995 del
Oh you slutty tease! She's ducked out of the room, probably to get some more oil or maybe she's just a little shy and needing le madam to start me off.
Oh she's back now and her hands return to my back and nape, really concentrating on my neck bones and jaw. I don't know whether to get frustrated, like maybe she needs a firm voice, (I can do a firm voice because I'm the bossman) but I'll just wait a bit because its actually nice, strong fingers at the base of my head. I want to check out that tattoo again, It'll make great post material and gonna get Fee Fo Fi Fum (You)'s, Oh yeah!

Frustration comes back as I notice she's put on enormous combat boots. It doesn't last long tho, suddenly I'm in Panic as the warm oil on my neck boils into reaper chilli spicy heat in my head nugget just as the icy cold of the void takes my body. Somehow her giggling gookenese gibberish is now brutal abuse but all I can understand is this word Degenerate. Boner is kill, not just turtle heading but forgotten like it's yesterday.

That smell. That sachharine smell. Behind the incense. Behind my darkening eyes. I know that smell. I don't know how I know that smell, but I know its the last smell I'm going to smell.

Its the smell of chainsaw oil on fresh cut wood, its the smell of Spars.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.872996 del
It's AI-generated text. Don't respond to (It).


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.872997 del
>>872995
You are a good writer.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.872998 del
Some fire in a factory in Melbourne.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.872999 del
Did some tasks. Still more to do. It never ends.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.873000 del
Had a wank to some ai porn fiction.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.873001 del
18 acquired.
Tomorrow will be 16 and then back on my grind over the weekend. For real this time


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.873002 del
Went to the library for a change of scenery, then bought some maltesers. I don't care what pessimists like webby say, life with a bag of maltesers is life worth living a few more minutes.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.873003 del
>>873001
>For real this time
Sounds doable.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.873004 del
>>873002
>life with a bag of maltesers is life worth living a few more minutes
Very true.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.873006 del
>>872975
Top kek


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.873007 del
>>873001
No cap?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.873008 del
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NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.873009 del
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Good night NEETs.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.873010 del
>Thinking about getting another bag of maltesers


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.873011 del
>>872984
Poor bastard had the runs.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.873012 del
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NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.873013 del
>>873005
You shoosh now.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.873014 del
Watching My 600-lb Life again as weight-loss motivation.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.873015 del
>>873005
>warnings are still easy to circumvent
Better mandate some electrodes on the balls.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.873016 del
>>872993
You won't make 30 at this rate.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.873017 del
>>873016
Nuro has made it past 40 with a far worse life style.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.873018 del
>>873017
nuro doesn't sleep all day and do 20 standards a night


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.873019 del
>>873018
Yeah, I suppose. Monk seems to have a slightly better diet and do a better job of staying off the drugs.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.873020 del
>>873019
I have a much better diet than Nuro


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.873021 del
Finna make some gravy.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.873022 del
>>873019
thats total bullshit and you know it


>>873020
i had a salad for lunch so la di da ......


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.873023 del
>>873022
>total bullshit
Which claim do you dispute:
>Monk having a better diet
>Monk using hard drugs less heavily than you


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NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.873026 del
>>872713
Based!


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.873028 del
I also no longer smoke. Hit the gym once or twice a fortnight, take my vitamins and creatine daily, and typically avoid carbs before dinner.
Numo smokes, choofs, eats like shit, and 'exercises' on an e-bike after taking his meme supplement. Not to mention the blueblocks, meff, and opiates.
I'm 6'3", don't talk to me you fucking nigger


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.873029 del
>>873023
Silence plebian, Nuro has spoken!


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.873030 del
>>873028
Unironically based king. Don't worry about what that fuckwit says.
>creatine daily
Where do you get yours? I've been off it for ages. I looked at some in chemist's warehouse the other day and I was surprised by how expensive it has gotten. Bulknutrients has some more reasonable prices. Is that where you get it?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.873031 del
fuck sickos


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.873032 del
rape neets


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.873033 del
>>873030
I usually just get mine at coles when they have a rare 30-50% off sale
It's dear but not that bad on a daily basis. 80 servings for $30 or so
I was gonna try bulk nutrients but I'm still going on my tub of protein powder. More filling to just eat lean protein so I typically avoid it.
Still slowly cutting weight while also goonmaxxing. Winning.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.873034 del
Added dark soy to the gravy because it was too light in colour.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.873035 del
>>873028
Jesus fucking christ.

I havent had a ciggie for about a week. It literally been a month between choofs. No Blue Blocks or meff either.

>Dont Talk to me
YOUR LORE IS SHIT

>>873029
Accurate


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.873036 del
>>873028
Wasn't creatine just a fad two decades ago?


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.873037 del
[X]


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.873038 del
Might be a good day for fishing tomorrow. Keen to catch some bream!


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.873039 del
>>873034
You want Paris browning essence.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.873040 del
No durries left. Hit the pipe once or twice a fortnight, take my punt and dexies daily, and typically avoid food before dinner.
Numo gets paid, cycles, works like shit, and flips off police on an e-bike after buying weed. Not to mention he gets laid, doesn't pay rent, and packs a crowbar
I'm 5"3", don't talk to me you fucking nigger


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.873041 del
Nuro I challenge you to a weight loss challenge over 1 month.
We post a photo on the scales with a written name and date and compare after 30 days.
You keen or are you gonna bitch out and take valium on the airbed? Nigger.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.873042 del
>>873036
It is still very common and popular. It is pretty well supported scientifically too. You might be thinking of ZMA which was just a meme.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.873043 del
>>873041
Based.
He would just cheat by changing the calibration on the scales though.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.873044 del
>>873043
He would probably hold a weight while on the scale. We need a hand visible in the pic


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.873045 del
I put my cock on the basin to lower my weight on the scale by a few kg.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.873046 del
Did a massive shit. Laid along the floor three times. Had to rush back after getting up. Eating pizza.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.873047 del
Going to watch Man on Fire (2004)
The supreme alcoholic cinematic adventure!


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 19:20 [Preview] No.873048 del
>>873001
>Tomorrow
Sounds do-able.


NEET 07/10/2024 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.873049