Whiskey in the jar

How does he do it?

>>870126
Warm up some rice (2 layers paper towel) 50 seconds on high in microwave and shove it down my neet underpants.

>>870152
👆

>>870126
Heaters.

>>870155
That would attract the pigeons.

The heater is on.

>>870158
What sort do you use NEET?

There's an owl in here.

>>870161
Wizzy

SA Best A.

>>870163
Well I know it's not Hedwig.

>>870166
RIP she was a real one.

>>870162
Air conditioner, column heater and a heater bar in the bathroom.

>>870141
The KFC app secret secret menu?

>>870160
On the streets?

>>870172
Gotta keep pajeet warm.

>>870171
The last special was 30 pieces for 9.99 delivered.

>>870169
You are a lucky NEET.

>>870175
He is a warm toasty neet.

>>870176
Imagine the smell.

>>870174
It was not !

I can see my breath

>>870179
green stink lines?

I'm sorry I couldn't resist.

>>870180
Special preview of my arse tomorrow.

What a weird day. Have not been exercising or gooning particularly hard this weekend and eating good. Went to bed earlyish last night

Slept in till 9am. Got out of bed at 11am for a customer and to have lunch with Dad. Got home 1pm and immediately went back to bed. Slept until 3:30pm. Avoided all caffeine and stims. Was tired all afternoon...

Not feeling hungry after the steak. Having some canned chilli beans for din dins. Not even baking some hash browns.... might watch an episode of the boys and go back to bed.

Very unusual.....

>>870182
>Have not been exercising or gooning particularly hard this weekend
Kek don't act like you ever exercise particularly hard

Night.

>>870185
Good night Pidge. xx
Beautiful colouring on that Pigeon.

>>870187
That's what he wrote.

FML

>>870189
Has something happened NEET?

>>870172
Well bantered.

I want some jam tarts.

>>870183
>>870184
I honestly think deep down in my brain the inner NEET is asserting Dominance.

>>870192
Jam fancies.

>>870187
yes i have been making an effort to abstain from cognac and vodka the past couple of months....

Finna bake some 🥔

>>870196
With garlic and rosemary?

>>870196
thats a terrrible emoji without context

>>870197
i was shook the other day when i found my favourite roast was no longer cheap any more....back to normal prices. They were probably selling us the the remains of that saudi boatload that got turned back a few month ago :|

>>870198
>back to normal prices.
How much per kilo?

>>870192
With garlic and rosemary?

>>870112
You cannot taste the blur
>>870121
Means cutlet, like a schnitzel. In Japan often you just get a plain schnitzel in a bag.
>>870123
It's a fusion sauce so not really. There are proper Japanese sauces you'd use in other dishes, I note the sauce because this is the only dish I make with it.

was garn do some stretches but it's too fucking cold, just garn bed, will get on the exercise wagon tomorrow fr this time no cap

>>870203
>tomorrow
Sounds doable NEET. We;re all gonna make it ... tomorrow.

>interview process outlined in job ad
>heart starts to race
not gonna make it

>>870205
You need to be prescribes some anti-anxiety medication to get through this type of situation.
Dan's medicine doesn't count.

>>870197
No. That's more of a roasted spud deal. Step 1 here is to nuke these Claytons for a few minutes before tossing into the oven.

>>870207
>nuke these Claytons
In the mike lando? how many paper towel?

>>870205
you need a mallard support pension

>>870206
lobster pills just make you dumb and sleepy, not confident

>>870207
Poor Clayton.

>>870210
I have heard from people who have experienced positive results with short term occasional use of them. But results probably vary.

>>870190
Yeah I woke up again this morning.

>>870213
Very bleak.

I have downloaded The Guns of Navarone (1961) to watch when I am finished with The Wild Geese.

>>870208
I went with 7 minutes for two medium size spuds. All the YouTube recipes say to put them on a 'microwave safe dish'. But I'm like " Well what's that glass turntable thing for anyway?".

>>870216
I hope you are not serious about using the glass turntable in that manner.

ミ★ GM! ★彡

>>870218
Henlo?

Tempted to get a bacon deluxe hunger tamer box and a storm flake as a late night treat but I know they'll forget the storm flake and that'll piss me off. Might just get some maccas and a frappe thing instead. At least the wagies at my local maccas are consistent.

>>870217
It was given a good clean and the spuds were on some paper towel for good measure. All that radioactivity plus the heat from oven must kill any bacteria right?

>>870220
Probably too late for you to get those 15 wicked wings for ten bucks. Needed the app anyway.

Muddafucking rain delays

>>870218
thank you. o7

>>870220
>a storm flake
I don't know what that is, but it sounds good.

>>870224
>Needed the app
Even when my KFC addiction was at its worst I still never downloaded the app.

Yes Nuro tell us the story about the liver doctor please.
Tell the truth. No exaggerations.

packages picked up

>>870230
Well done NEET. Let us know how it goes.

>>870231
Went well. My old card had massive coil whine to the point where i couldnt even play a single game without hearing a whine. I couldnt even play at 144hz without hearing whine. This one works wonders. No fucking whine unless i take of my headphones. Just a little whine. But if i keep headphones no whine.

>>870232
That's good to hear. What games do you play?

I have a problem. For the past 2 or so years i've been hearing a vibrational/electric noise constantly coming somewhere from around my window and you will hear it throughout the room. It sounds kind of like a tesla coil and for example if i sit away from my window at the other side of the room it will sound like its near me probably due to the fact that its so noisy. And im not crazy because my mom has confirmed that she can hear it aswell. I called local government and they sent over some people to see if they could locate the sound from outside but they couldnt. I have a few suspicions.
1. I am being targeted by a sonic/directed energy weapon. This is very plausable due to the fact that i cant find the source of the vibration noise and that its coming from my window so i have a suspicion that someone might be targeting me through me window. Why? I dont know but its possible.
2. Electrical wiring fault. This is another plausability simply that the electrical wiring is bad somewhere in the walls. But ive lived here for a long time when i was a kid and as an adult and this noise only started fairly recently in the last 1-2 years. So this is less plausable.

I really only have 2 plausabilities due to the fact that several of my neighbours have moved out and new ones have moved in and the fact that the noise has never stopped.

I've also had symptoms similar to havana syndrome and thats why i became even more inclined to believe i have been getting targeted by a sonic/directed energy weapon

>>870234
NEET it could be several things. I would not jump to the most sinister conclusion and think about energy weapons etc. Not without any evidence.

There is so much technology and machinery involved in the modern world, it can be very hard to locate the cause of things like this.

Horny

>>870182
Go to doktor zogbot and get some pep pillz.

>>870232
Brits whine.

>>870234
>called the government
>they sent some people
either this is literally what happened and your country is next level nanny state, or whats more plausible is that you need to take your meds.

>>870218
Thanks o7.

morning neetbros

>>870243
Good morning NEET.

>>870238
smoking isn't cool, anon.

Neets we need more pictures of you guys doing boong things. Everyone except fifo has been letting the side down lately, and even he hasn't posted binge pics for a couple of weeks. Lift yer game.

12 Monkey on Saturday, fellas!

>>870248
Brad Pitt does kino schizo

>>870247
Hopefully more sheds, demountables, and toilets.

>>870243
>>870244
Morning.

Yelling at Cow

>>870251
Good morning NEET.

>>870252
Cruisey? No!

>>870252
Poor cow.

might go up the frosty bush

woe'd this morning

>>870257
Look out for the Ice Boongs.

>>870258
Woe

Shit, when did they become teenage mutant nigger turtles?

>>870234
It's entirely possible that something outside is producing white noise and the glass is just filtering the sound which passes thorough. Another possible/ related phenomenon is that glass can oscillate at high frequency, just like it would rattle.

I would try going outside and seeing if there's a source of audible noise like an air conditioning unit, then try bluetack on your window

>>870262
It could also be that he's a schizo.

Good morning NEETs. It got down to -0.9 degrees here this morning.

>>870265
do you get lots of thunderstorms in australia?

>>870265
9 degrees inside here, can't afford to run the heater

>>870265
It was 1° when I left for work. Had to scrape the ice off the windscreen.

>>870266
We watch the lightning crack over cane fields.

>>870266
It's colder without cloud cover.

>>870269
corr i'd love that

diet wagon already swerved off the road and ran through a donut shop, but I'm going to try and keep it on the road for the rest of today

>>870272
What did you have NEET?
You may as well graze through the rest of the day now and get back onboard tomorrow.