Whiskey in the jar

How does he do it?

>>870126
Warm up some rice (2 layers paper towel) 50 seconds on high in microwave and shove it down my neet underpants.

>>870152
👆

>>870126
Heaters.

>>870155
That would attract the pigeons.

The heater is on.

>>870158
What sort do you use NEET?

There's an owl in here.

>>870161
Wizzy

SA Best A.

>>870163
Well I know it's not Hedwig.

>>870166
RIP she was a real one.

>>870162
Air conditioner, column heater and a heater bar in the bathroom.

>>870141
The KFC app secret secret menu?

>>870160
On the streets?

>>870172
Gotta keep pajeet warm.

>>870171
The last special was 30 pieces for 9.99 delivered.

>>870169
You are a lucky NEET.

>>870175
He is a warm toasty neet.

>>870176
Imagine the smell.

>>870174
It was not !

I can see my breath

>>870179
green stink lines?

I'm sorry I couldn't resist.

>>870180
Special preview of my arse tomorrow.

What a weird day. Have not been exercising or gooning particularly hard this weekend and eating good. Went to bed earlyish last night

Slept in till 9am. Got out of bed at 11am for a customer and to have lunch with Dad. Got home 1pm and immediately went back to bed. Slept until 3:30pm. Avoided all caffeine and stims. Was tired all afternoon...

Not feeling hungry after the steak. Having some canned chilli beans for din dins. Not even baking some hash browns.... might watch an episode of the boys and go back to bed.

Very unusual.....

>>870182
>Have not been exercising or gooning particularly hard this weekend
Kek don't act like you ever exercise particularly hard

Night.

>>870185
Good night Pidge. xx
Beautiful colouring on that Pigeon.

>>870187
That's what he wrote.

FML

>>870189
Has something happened NEET?

>>870172
Well bantered.

I want some jam tarts.

>>870183
>>870184
I honestly think deep down in my brain the inner NEET is asserting Dominance.

>>870192
Jam fancies.

>>870187
yes i have been making an effort to abstain from cognac and vodka the past couple of months....

Finna bake some 🥔

>>870196
With garlic and rosemary?

>>870196
thats a terrrible emoji without context

>>870197
i was shook the other day when i found my favourite roast was no longer cheap any more....back to normal prices. They were probably selling us the the remains of that saudi boatload that got turned back a few month ago :|

>>870198
>back to normal prices.
How much per kilo?

>>870192
With garlic and rosemary?

>>870112
You cannot taste the blur
>>870121
Means cutlet, like a schnitzel. In Japan often you just get a plain schnitzel in a bag.
>>870123
It's a fusion sauce so not really. There are proper Japanese sauces you'd use in other dishes, I note the sauce because this is the only dish I make with it.

was garn do some stretches but it's too fucking cold, just garn bed, will get on the exercise wagon tomorrow fr this time no cap

>>870203
>tomorrow
Sounds doable NEET. We;re all gonna make it ... tomorrow.

>interview process outlined in job ad
>heart starts to race
not gonna make it

>>870205
You need to be prescribes some anti-anxiety medication to get through this type of situation.
Dan's medicine doesn't count.

>>870197
No. That's more of a roasted spud deal. Step 1 here is to nuke these Claytons for a few minutes before tossing into the oven.

>>870207
>nuke these Claytons
In the mike lando? how many paper towel?

>>870205
you need a mallard support pension

>>870206
lobster pills just make you dumb and sleepy, not confident

>>870207
Poor Clayton.

>>870210
I have heard from people who have experienced positive results with short term occasional use of them. But results probably vary.

>>870190
Yeah I woke up again this morning.

>>870213
Very bleak.

I have downloaded The Guns of Navarone (1961) to watch when I am finished with The Wild Geese.

>>870208
I went with 7 minutes for two medium size spuds. All the YouTube recipes say to put them on a 'microwave safe dish'. But I'm like " Well what's that glass turntable thing for anyway?".

>>870216
I hope you are not serious about using the glass turntable in that manner.

ミ★ GM! ★彡

>>870218
Henlo?

Tempted to get a bacon deluxe hunger tamer box and a storm flake as a late night treat but I know they'll forget the storm flake and that'll piss me off. Might just get some maccas and a frappe thing instead. At least the wagies at my local maccas are consistent.

>>870217
It was given a good clean and the spuds were on some paper towel for good measure. All that radioactivity plus the heat from oven must kill any bacteria right?

>>870220
Probably too late for you to get those 15 wicked wings for ten bucks. Needed the app anyway.

Muddafucking rain delays

>>870218
thank you. o7

>>870220
>a storm flake
I don't know what that is, but it sounds good.

>>870224
>Needed the app
Even when my KFC addiction was at its worst I still never downloaded the app.

Yes Nuro tell us the story about the liver doctor please.
Tell the truth. No exaggerations.

packages picked up

>>870230
Well done NEET. Let us know how it goes.

>>870231
Went well. My old card had massive coil whine to the point where i couldnt even play a single game without hearing a whine. I couldnt even play at 144hz without hearing whine. This one works wonders. No fucking whine unless i take of my headphones. Just a little whine. But if i keep headphones no whine.

>>870232
That's good to hear. What games do you play?

I have a problem. For the past 2 or so years i've been hearing a vibrational/electric noise constantly coming somewhere from around my window and you will hear it throughout the room. It sounds kind of like a tesla coil and for example if i sit away from my window at the other side of the room it will sound like its near me probably due to the fact that its so noisy. And im not crazy because my mom has confirmed that she can hear it aswell. I called local government and they sent over some people to see if they could locate the sound from outside but they couldnt. I have a few suspicions.
1. I am being targeted by a sonic/directed energy weapon. This is very plausable due to the fact that i cant find the source of the vibration noise and that its coming from my window so i have a suspicion that someone might be targeting me through me window. Why? I dont know but its possible.
2. Electrical wiring fault. This is another plausability simply that the electrical wiring is bad somewhere in the walls. But ive lived here for a long time when i was a kid and as an adult and this noise only started fairly recently in the last 1-2 years. So this is less plausable.

I really only have 2 plausabilities due to the fact that several of my neighbours have moved out and new ones have moved in and the fact that the noise has never stopped.

I've also had symptoms similar to havana syndrome and thats why i became even more inclined to believe i have been getting targeted by a sonic/directed energy weapon

>>870234
NEET it could be several things. I would not jump to the most sinister conclusion and think about energy weapons etc. Not without any evidence.

There is so much technology and machinery involved in the modern world, it can be very hard to locate the cause of things like this.

Horny

>>870182
Go to doktor zogbot and get some pep pillz.

>>870232
Brits whine.

>>870234
>called the government
>they sent some people
either this is literally what happened and your country is next level nanny state, or whats more plausible is that you need to take your meds.

>>870218
Thanks o7.

morning neetbros

>>870243
Good morning NEET.

>>870238
smoking isn't cool, anon.

Neets we need more pictures of you guys doing boong things. Everyone except fifo has been letting the side down lately, and even he hasn't posted binge pics for a couple of weeks. Lift yer game.

12 Monkey on Saturday, fellas!

>>870248
Brad Pitt does kino schizo

>>870247
Hopefully more sheds, demountables, and toilets.

>>870243
>>870244
Morning.

Yelling at Cow

>>870251
Good morning NEET.

>>870252
Cruisey? No!

>>870252
Poor cow.

might go up the frosty bush

woe'd this morning

>>870257
Look out for the Ice Boongs.

>>870258
Woe

Shit, when did they become teenage mutant nigger turtles?

>>870234
It's entirely possible that something outside is producing white noise and the glass is just filtering the sound which passes thorough. Another possible/ related phenomenon is that glass can oscillate at high frequency, just like it would rattle.

I would try going outside and seeing if there's a source of audible noise like an air conditioning unit, then try bluetack on your window

>>870262
It could also be that he's a schizo.

Good morning NEETs. It got down to -0.9 degrees here this morning.

>>870265
do you get lots of thunderstorms in australia?

>>870265
9 degrees inside here, can't afford to run the heater

>>870265
It was 1° when I left for work. Had to scrape the ice off the windscreen.

>>870266
We watch the lightning crack over cane fields.

>>870266
It's colder without cloud cover.

>>870269
corr i'd love that

diet wagon already swerved off the road and ran through a donut shop, but I'm going to try and keep it on the road for the rest of today

>>870272
What did you have NEET?
You may as well graze through the rest of the day now and get back onboard tomorrow.

>>870264
Maybe he's just got a funny way of explaining a rattling window, narrow minded neet

>>870261
A wise NEET once said
>Those sort of monsters are in everything now.

>>870272
Good luck NEET.

Will there be a Pint Stop today?

>>870272
Try again next week

>>870275
It's a living.

>>870273
just a sugary greek donut from a greek bakery

>>870280
All Newstart NEETs will embrace the mongo line.

Doing a online woolies order and spotted these,for $12 I thought they would be worth a try.

>>870283
>$12
Rip off. Anything more than $6.50 for 4&20 pies isn't worth it.
>$3 per pie
Xconvenience is selling cooked ones for $2

>>870283
Can you get me a bag of freckles please? Jumbo sized.

>>870275
Just got back from the interview. 2 older blokes with my resume on the table in the office area.
I was kinda nervous, mouth was dry, not sitting comfortably, talking fast. But I got through it. Rocked up without a minute to spare. Could possibly get it. Just worried about the 8am starts.
Got down to 0 last night, everytime I rolled over the pillow was ice cold.
Time to seize the day

>>870287
>>870283
I didnt know it was one of those posts.
I need some milk, cream and a fresh loaf of bread, some bbq rice crackers and some lime yoghurt.
Thanks.

>>870288
Good stuff. No sick days for the first 6 months.
You are a wagie first, free time is just time you should be picking up extra shifts.

>>870288
Good luck NEET.

Back on the Law and Order SVU.
Weird seeing direct pedo hate and calling out homo shit.

left my vpc running for weeks and got an AWS bill
ngmi

>>870293
Big instance?

>>870293
Also use this next time for notifications
http://docs.aws.amazon.com/cost-management/latest/userguide/budgets-managing-costs.html

>>870294
t2.micro, $17 bill

>>870295
😩

>>870296
>$17
yikes

>>870283
>$12
Crikey, way too much.

I went for a drive. I found myself in one of these new housing development areas. The normie pods.
No footpaths, narrow curving roads. Sudden dead ends. Cars parked on the sides. You have to go around corners driving on the wrong side of the road and hope for the best. No visibility.

>>870299
Sounds hellish.

>>870300
That is cold. I think the coldest I have been in was -3.

>>870299
450 per week per one.
Theres a land shortage.

>>870303
>Theres a land shortage.
What there really is is an immigrant surplus.

>>870302
We got down to -11.2 back in 2010

>>870305
That sort of weather can kill NEETs.

>>870304
Nah, go to any broker and they'll tell you the land is all used up.
God ain't making any more of it.

>>870247
We have jobs now you fuvking pleb

>>870182
>Was tired all afternoon...
>Very unusual.....
It's the vax

>>870308
>>870310
This goad meme is not doing very well NEET.

The snickers peanut brownie bars aren't bad for a meme flavour, maybe not a full flavourtown, but definitely ok.

>>870312
That is good to know. I have not had a snickers in many years. They became too sweet.

>>870311
If it only was just a meme and not reality

>>870311
It's all he has in his empty life. At least nuro has a high opinion of himself and a bike and a beach.

And the based lifestyle.

Awwwwwwww YEEEEAAAAAH

Apple magic keyboard and touchpad arrived.

Very Nice

>>870317
Based.

Fucking linux reeeeeeeee. The trackpad Paired fine..... but some asshole removed all the functionality out of the blueman app. It no longer lets you set up a device with a pin what the actuall fuck. Took me an hour to figure that out. Eventually got there with the command line fuckery. Wew loving all these new gestures.

>>870319
Skilfully done.

>>870317
Awful ergonomics.

>>870319
What blueman version are you running? Looks like that was fixed in 2.2.3
>2011 + 13
>gtk

>>870322
>ergonomics
Sometimes you need to suffer for the sake of aesthetics. No-one ever said the based lifestyle was easy.

>>870319
jesus, maybe i won't upgrade to mint as i had planned, seems like you need to code just to use your pc. i will stick with xp pro for as long as i can

>>870317
Based.

>>870324
>i will stick with xp pro for as long as i can
It's no doubt well maintained and safe. A good choice.

>>870326
>well maintained
i believe they haven't updated it in a decade or so, same with win 7 and possibly vista which i'm not sure anyone uses despite it being newer. supposedly windows 7 is decent, 8 is hated, 10 is good, 11 is hated. good lord listing those out made me realise how behind i am kek

Had a no-doze pill, did a poo. The pills are worth it just for the bowel movement.

>>870328
I'm on the caffeine dissolvables

>>870329
Sometimes they make me feel tense and anxious, other times like today I just feel good and energised.

It's a beautiful sunny winter afternoon neets, might go for a walk and listen to some music. Maybe I'll see some wagies and laugh mockingly at them.

>>870331
Based. Good luck NEET.

>>870331
those wagies keep the lights on 14m88

>>870319
>Took me an hour to figure that out.
10 seconds with chatgpt

>>870322
>ergonomics
nah after a decade of using a macbook air anything else just feels weird

>What blueman version are you running?
2.3.5
they used to have a setup device wizard, fuck knows why it was removed

>>870323
sliding your fingers on an apple trackpad is like fingering pussy

>>870324
nah give mint a go, maybe try 20 it just werks, 21 was unusually buggy for me, and if you have whip out the terminal you learn to like it

>>870319
A-are you a cloud engineer.. As well?

Mission completed. Data cache retrieved. High calorie food cache retrieved. Trail marked with night vision beacons. Spar harvested.

Tiffin would approve.

>>870337
>Tiffin would approve.
Then who was phone?

>>870337
>Tiffin
God rest his little neet soul.

>>870337
>Tiffin would approve.
Tiffo m8 please don't insult us. You did well.

Indeterminate Pint Stop

>>870341
Poke?

>>870342
Hopefully we'll find out soon.

>>870339
He died the way he wanted.

any of you ever visit the /brit/ thread on 4chan international board? it's probably 65% australian posters and possibly the most banterous place on the internet

>>870345
It's safer to stay here.

>>870336
Uncalled for.

>>870345
> 4chan
Special operations neet operators sometimes carry out missions there for the neet council, but the details are secret.

>>870336
no i dont vape

Pariston are you feeling ok ? i reported >>870308 because it was was false flagging me and trying to cause drama, shit you explicitly said you were not going to tolerate

really scracthing my head about this one dude.....

t. the real nuro

>>870345
Give them a link to here please. We need new posters.

Got an email saying someone tried logging into a instagram account i didnt even know existed. I changed the password and logged in. Biggest mistake of my life because i saw the profiles of classmates from like 7 years ago and now im flabbergasted that im an ugly autistic fuck while they turned into chads and stacies. I'm not even remotely making this up. Every profile i saw they were attractive. And here i sit a fat ugly fuck. Fucking unfair!

>>870352
Social media is not healthy for us NEET. We must discipline ourselves to stay away. There is only pain for us there.

>>870352
thats usually how things go with the normies.... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>870338
>>870339
>>870340
Tiffin is being a lazy sausage, putting wood up the chimney and stuffing himself on his Friday Pizzas.

Does pic related work? Has anyone tried it?
Can you just sop caring? Is it possible?

>>870355
He is a good NEET.

>>870337
Nice.

>>870317
Time to behave like a boong and spill more champagne.

Just spent 2 hours doing a big rearrange. The kind that would make webers bedrooms jealous

>>870353
You're right. I only feel jealousy and butthurt right now. I feel motivated for the first time in years to actually improve my life like losing weight or doing hygiene

>>870361
Well done NEET. Do you feel better now?

>>870362
>improve my life
Get to it NEET. You can do it.

>>870356
its all well and good until you stop caring about finances which will eventually catch up with you

has anyone got SGX enabled on their motherboards ?

asking for a mate

>>870366
I was using TPM until coreboot disabled it.
How would you get SGX going on your browser?

I don't understand all the cloud engineer talk. I am just a simple NEET.

I have a 1.5kg silverside

>>870369
Time to cook it.

>>870369
Did you know you can roast them? You don't have to boil them.
I am going to give it a try one day. They need 3 hours in the oven.

Diet wagon fr tomorrow, gonna have a big serving of salad by 9 am, that's my goal no cap.

>>870372
It might be best to wait until winter is over to board the diet wagon. It is too cold to be eating salad.

>>870363
Fantastic. Very productive, high energy, positive mindset.
Wagon day 3 but I feel I've earned a... reward

>>870372
I want to believe.

>>870374
>but I feel I've earned a... reward
Our feelings can mislead us sometimes NEET.

>>870374
Reach out with your feelings neet.

>>870379
Stacked it.

>>870378
Let the liquor flow through you.

Want to slap that NEET's silverside.

>>870379
Poor old bugger.

Wouldn't mind some cake tbqh, and I am getting on the diet wagon tomorrow.

>>870386
>tomorrow
Then eat what you want today. One more binge can't hurt.

>>870386
Cake is a gateway drug neet, it will lead you to Icecream and other nasty things.

Just got socked unto 20 minutes of aussie dashcams

7 million australians of working age don't work, the most common reason is sickness and the most common cause is mental illness

>>870391
>cause is mental illness
About as real as asthma.

>>870391
I am one of them. Brain got cooked.

>>870389
Pie catastrophe.

I can't even look at a boomer face without feeling hatred any more. Fuck him and the arse of his pie. Fuck them all.

>>870393
deep fried?

>>870370
>>870371
I will be boiling it. I want to get some cabbage and vinegar.

>>870395
In the mike lando. No paper towel.

>>870396
White sauce?

>>870383
Ive been rubbing it through the vacuum sealed bag.

>>870386
Woolworths strawberry donuts down the hatch

>>870399
that's how I pleasure myself

>>870400
>strawberry
vile

>>870390
I only watch the monthly compilations now. There's too much footage being submitted every week.

>>870401
Rubber gloves?

>>870394
Calm down

Ok, I've formulated a plan that combines dietary progress with dessert - I'll go to the shops and buy some slices or something, but I'll only eat some of them rather than binging like I normally do. The rest can wait until tomorrow and the next day.

>>870406
Get a weeks worth so you can ration even longer.

Lentil poos

>>870377
keeeeek

>>870377
That is a good Pepe.

>>870407
Sounds like a plan.

Rice and mince with franks red hot and kewpie mayo consumed. That's all 3 meals for the day, 2 of the meal-prepped.
Maybe an apple as a snack before bed if I need it. Diet wagon is so easy.
Now to open my first goon bottle.

Watching this. I'm pretty sure its escaped my attention before. Its got Michael J Fox for added based.

>>870403
I no longer watch any of them,too many angry people.

>>870413
>Diet wagon is so easy.
>Now to open my first goon bottle.
I'm not sure thats how it's supposed to work.

>>870414
He's a difficult target to hit. All the shaking.

>>870413
Good duck image.

>>870414
Don't think I have ever seen it.

Especially heinous.

>>870377
kek

>>870420
What is?

>>870389
He had a good fiddle with that pie.

>>870392
I knew it!

>>870420
The plug is in?

6 brownies acquired. Will have 2 tonight, 2 tomorrow and 2 the day after.

>>870426
Sounds do-able.

The brownies are actually really good, had I not resolved to eat them at 2 per day I would have no defence against them.

>>870417
Shut up man, that isnt funny

Office Space (1999) will be on womboflix on Sunday. I've never seen it myself, but the pictures do look familiar.

>>870430
I will be there.

I hope Webby had a good day with his friends at the whizzers bantering about Lesbians in Space.

>>870413
>Diet wagon is so easy.
Beware of hubris NEET.

>>870428
You should probably eat the rest of them tonight NEET. They will go stale if you leave them.

>>870432
I can picture them all standing around the water bubbler.

>>870429
What a wowser.

>>870435
At the end of the day he gives some good advice like >>870430

>>870434
they are going in a sealed container in the fridge

Read some of the first notes I took in Google Keep from 2019/2020.
Woe, some things haven't changed

>>870439
Boong cycles?

Night.

>>870429
It's like the DnD spell Blur.

>>870438
>the fridge
That will ruin them.

>>870441
Night fella.

>>870439
>some things haven't changed
you have found your eternal truths neet

>>870441
nite neet

>>870443
I'll ruin your bussy

>>870441
Good night Pidge. xx
Yay!

>>870448
I think that has already blown out.

>>870448
You would need a foreign object. You don't have the equipment yourself.

>>870439
We are what we are.

>>870440
Bringing back vivid memories of life with the ex-misso. The midday work from home boongings, the shed choofs, struggling with bills, clouded thoughts, etc.

>>870453
you left all that behind right?

>>870454
He left it all behind for cheap wine and a three day growth.

30 day growth. Of trackie bacteria

>>870457
kek

>>870457
Imagine the smell.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mFvigC3sQM0 [Embed]

goes hard

>>870460
Hits too close to home.

Have we had Donnie Darko on Womboflix?

>>870462
No we haven't. I'm too scared to watch it alone

Can of zyns in 30 hours, might be a new record

>>870464
>Can of zyns
How much does that cost?

You look really cute when uou sleep

>>870465
$25 or $20 online + postage

>>870468
>plus postage
Mints are cheaper

I am off to bed. Goodnight NEETs.

Vega flashing in the North.

>>870469
Not by the milligram they aren't. Mints have no flavour, have some kind of chemical time release mechanism, and in general aren't enjoyable. They are very clearly the 'quit smoking aid' of mouth tobacco products. They're better than gums, and patches which I haven't tried (gay) but not recreational either.
I'm not trying to quit. Cruisey needs to wake up and face the enjoyment of nicotine, we're in a new age

I picked my nose but forgot im allergic to perfume from soap

>>870472
Choose life!

Good morning NEETs.

morning neets

>>870476
Good morning NEET.

Don't feel like doing anything today. Gonna ignore those feelings and do stuff anyway.

...where doing stuff largely consists of lying on my bed watching youtube videos

>>870479
Very do-able.

Which hollywood actresses have the biggest boobs?

>>870481
Finished watching Casualties of War. Its got some good 'nam cliche's and MJ Fox was good.

>>870475
>>870476
Morning

time for my dose of vitamin brownie

Chugging tea

>>870483
Good morning NEET.

Tomorrow because euro time is behind

belt for the fan in the dryer snapped

watching engineering videos, surprisingly comfy

>>870488
Hope it's easy to replace.

>>870488
time to take the stinky pill and stop washing stuff

>>870490
>>870491
$8 how will I cope until it arrives?

>>870492
do as the boongs do and rub yourself with grease to keep warm. Also get a nice comfy possum fur cloak

Just got my electricity bill. What's going on with this government rebate thing? Does it happen automatically?

Good morning NEETs.

might go out in teh public soon

>>870495
Good morning NEET.

>>870496
Sounds like a bad idea.

>>870494
>Does it happen automatically?
It will work the same way as the one you were getting last financial year.

>>870499
maybe it comes in your tax return

>>870494
>happen automatically?
I thought they were supposed to.

Hair cut. Now itchy.

>>870498
Accurate but I need some whatsits and a blibber-blobber or two and only the normies have them.

https://www.krqe.com/health/ozempic-wegovy-may-be-linked-to-risk-of-rare-form-of-blindness-study/

LOL

>>870502
Hop in the shower NEET. You look good.

>>870504
biologics have unpredictible effects, what a surprise better let everyone know [s]

>>870504
Its still better than being fat.

wouldn't mind a few pints

>>870501
this is why we need herders, to figure out this stuff for us

50 in 0 out

>>870508
Having one now. Waiting for a steak sanga.

Third no-doze pill for the day, feeling great.

>>870507
maybe there is a cure for semaglutide blindness

>>870513
How did you get my scans, they were meant to be private.

>>870511
Hope it was nice.

>>870510
>0 out
It is time to quit.

>>870513
A very upsetting image.

>>870503
Pick me up a family feast please.

>>870510
Did you trust the system?

watching this again. Its from the before times, when Sam Neil didnt look like a boomer cunt

>>870521
I don't think he's ever even had a system.

>>870522
An interesting choice.

>>870523
He is part of webby's system, putting in the smoothbrain bux that webby then takes out.

>>870518
Especially for the skelly that got eaten.

>>870525
I won 800 the other day

>>870527
CashedUpNEET.

It's slowly falling out of me.

>>870527
Well done.

Todays plan:
- Make bed
- Meal prep breakfast burritos
- Gym (Cardio)
- Haircut
- Browse shopping centre for clothes, buy a book
- Job applications
- Continue sorting old clothes
- Check oil in car

>>870531
You can do it NEET.

>>870528
>>870530
I showed you the ticket.