SA Best A!

carn socceroos
we are going to smash these palis

>>863057
Seize the day NEETo!

I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

https://www.vicscoutsqstore.com.au/product/20-ft-x-40-ft-army-tent/

Commune sorted

Found a great drug combo for swating away my social anxiety. Now i don't look like an incel victim, but more like druggie - something more respectful among society.

>>863076
not sure this works for anyone but nuro, who is a widely respected member of the druggie community

>>863074
what we need is an ausneets militia

Harrumph

Doing a poo

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/youtube-star-ben-potter-dead-after-unfortunate-accident/news-story/e36985333e61fb9ce33e02eefa3a9515
I bet he tried sucking his own dick

>>863073
Sleep tight.

Big bum poo

>>863084
From big food?

Good morning NEETs.

>>863087
Are you stressed and upset NEET?

>>863086
Good morning NEET.

>>863087
It's falling out of me.

Cops rocked up at Sewell's house at 6am on Thursday to harass him about the Ballarat protest that was held in December last year.

>>863091
Pete getting harassed by police again

I love walking around my city, while i am high.
I feel myself so fucking special on back places in bus, when around me are happy couples, elderly people and little innocent childrens and I am just there, floating away with a large bottle of energy drink and my eyes rolled back in my head.

>>863076
What's the combo?

>>863093
Unstanding boong.

>>863095
Good morning.

>>863093
Boong life.

>>863095
Good morning NEET.

>>863095
i member

1.25 litres of pasito down the hatch

>>863094
Fenibut (agonist GAMK; 750 mg) + Memantine (Dissociative; 30 mg) + Caffeine (smh 300 mg).

>>863101
Small sips?

>>863102
I'm not taking drugs with butt and meme in the name

>>863096
He's walking on country.

>>863103
yeah it's very fizzy

>>863104
I'm not taking drugs in the butt it's a meme man

>>863110
One large slice please.

I just want it to be 6pm so I can get ready for bed

>>863113
Goodnight.

man I feel fucked up today

>>863116
you look it

Fucking herder messed the cows med chart up. Fucking mongs.

>>863118
same one as the other day?
formal warning time

>>863119
Yeah. Different issue but I'll need to come next time with him. Might as well do it myself. Wagies are fucking hopeless.

>>863120
Make a vocaroo of you giving him a good dressing down

>>863120
>Wagies are fucking hopeless
Our next edition title. It's time we all re-affirmed our contempt for the wagie.

>>863122
Without the wagies where would our cenno bux come from.

>>863124
central bank jewish kabbalah magic

>>863097
>>863099
Good Morning NEETs

I regret to inform you it took 4 and half years but i finally got the cooof.

Hit me yesterday. Loaded up on NAC and Zinc and Psuedo. Could barely sleep. Luckily had few spare valium.

Well Over the worst if it. Recovering now in bed . Not getting a covid test. Just not doing it.

>>863126
who gave it to you?

RAT tests are easy, you can buy them in supermarkets and they're no harder to do than brushing your teeth, tell you whether you've got the flu or covid or whatever

>>863128
You can get them for free, but they don't work.
They were around when the beta variant was around, which is closer to what they're supposed to detect.
Now we're up to FLiRT+.
The alpha-delta variants are probably closer to the current variant of the regular flu.. so fuck knows what it's detecting.

>>863110
>fat shaming Clayton
The abuse continues.

>>863130
One day that brother is going to fuck around and find out. I wouldn't get between Clayton and his food, especially in a kitchen with knives at hand.

>>863126
Get well soon m8.

>he didn't even get to have one last whizz
RIP

do zoomers still say 'dude' or is it a genx/millenial word?

>>863107
>>863109
Spooky.

>>863134
I used to say it but there was a tv meme that said it, so I stopped. Ay dood.

>>863134
I believe they say 'poo waffles' instead of dude now.

>>863130
poor downy bro, he's not that fat even

>>863138
I bet they lock him out of the kitchen when they're not about

John Cena looks very much like a younger Schwarzenegger

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/qld-soldier-sergeant-matthew-reid-first-aussie-to-complete-8week-jaguar-course/news-story/9acfece7f63f97e9caf6062f781101a4
lame

>>863126
Sleep tight.

>>863133
RIP.

>>863141
Norwoodmaxxing.

It just fired out of me.

might have a double whompy meal for lunch

>>863150
I hope it hit the target.

Anyone tried the kfc waffles thing yet?

>>863152
It did

I hate being on the train when there is some disgusting shitskin child screaming nearby. At least the blacks control their children, the pajeets just let them scream in their hideous language.
I bought a Chambray suit yesterday. I'm going to need to get some nice loafers for it. I already have the rest of the outfit together. It will be nice in the summer. No photos yet, maybe later.

>>863154
Imagine Possum's face when he sees it on his table.

Motherbat's taxi was driven by a Pajeet this morning. Victor Harbor has fallen.

>>863155
>maybe later.
I want to see those photos NEET.

>>863157
Was the needful done to a high standard?

>>863157
Brown hands reaching out to all corners of the earth.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-12/cricket-variation-tape-ball-rising-in-popularity/103870172
shitskins are now trying to claim they invented wrapping a tennis ball in insulation tape

>>863159
Well she wasn't raped or killed in a collision so that's a start I guess.

>>863162
Tell her to be extra cautious around the CMs

>>863163
>CMs
Curry Munchers?

>>863157
There is no escape.

>>863165
And of course her and all the boomers down there will all be "we can't say anything, we don't want people to think we're racist"

>>863164
Yes I saw that in a text message posted here once.

>>863168
ah probably Motherbat

going to the work place where the girls think I am special needs

>>863158
Once I get the loafers and a suitable hat I will. It is currently too cold in Adelaide for such an outfit anyway.

Downloaded ep3 The Acolyte, watched about 2 minutes of it,fast forwarded through the rest of it, deleted it.

>>863170
Get them to help you pee pee.

>>863172
I will give it a squiz.

>>863170
Good luck. Try to dispel their first impressions.

>>863127
i am sure it was toilet block next to kids playground on sunday + riding home in the cold. Fucking kids are spreading everything at the moment there is even pneumonia going round

>>863128
>>863129
this they are so far behind who knows what really is going round

>>863132
thanks mate

>>863133
i am still planning to go for a whiz and get some sun, plus a friend owes me an oxy so there is a high chance of yeeeeeeeeaah even with aids

>>863172
holy shit that bad eh ?

>>863177
Is it wagon related do you think?

morndings.
woed, stressed, demoralised.
driving up norf today, garn get maccas lunch then mints and mongsders from coles then starbucks and start the journey. hope my bald front tyres dont give out and hope theres no rectal catastrophe
One day I'll live a more based life than this

>>863170
Pint stop completed?

>>863181
Didn't you have a JSP appointment today?

>>863180
Don't think so. The physio put some strapping tape around my shoulder a few weeks ago and it gave me a rash. Think the rash kind of spread to my back. I can't reach the area I need to scratch, so I have to rub my back on the doorframe to scratch it. Wish I had a gf to scratch it.

>>863178
yeah i was predicting this response
they closed the loo with a view, i needed to shid, also need to go to diabled toilets so i dont leave my bike outside

>>863182
I walked straight past without stopping

>>863187
Pint Bypass.

>>863186
Gojira!

>>863170
you need an autism hat and a cute animal companion, the ladies will love you

>>863189
>jira
Saar be doing the ticket needful

>>863188
Should have got pint. Nobody here again

>>863192
It’s an exaggerated cow lick

>>863194
more like norlick

>>863195
norlick bread

I'm disappointed that peacemakers white supremacist father doesn't use 1488 as the code to his safe

>>863197
What Is the combo?

>>863198
if you know, you know

>>863192
Yeah, Jude Law was like that in then mid 2000s.

penis bypass

>>863202
Vile.

Neggers everywhere.

>>863085
Big food makes big poos

might have a cheeky afternoon no-doze, you neets want any?

based spammer

>>863181
Morning. Safe journey.

>>863209
Three please with extra salt.

>>863208
Did you acquire big food today?

Out for a woe walk, the monotony of compo life is getting to me. I have see two beautiful Asian Women on my walk so far which has lifted my spirits.

>>863214
Beautiful photo.

>>863214
Inspiring NEET life.

>>863214
>compo life
Are you set up for life, or do you have to go back to wage slavery eventually?

>>863217
In a month or two probably

>>863213
Nah still straining out last night's food

>>863219
Big stove cook up?

>>863093
every city is full of mixed race couples, brownoids and slant eyed cunts looking to rip you off.

>>863126
you have the flu or some other background cold. There never was a sars cov 2, that was a psyop.

>>863222
trips confirm, trust the anonymous imageboard poster

>>863134
Only x'rs have the right to call someone dude.

>>863170
You should wear your bucket hat.

did some deadlifts, day has not been a complete waste

>>863226
You did well NEET.

The ATM at the pokies charged me $3.20 to make a withdrawal.

can I not have a minute's rest?

>>863222
Thanks Wizzy.

>>863229
Not today or tomorrow night.

>>863221
Nah, boi, i am from Ukraine, we dont really have niggers here. Especially in near battle zone cities where i live now - even gypsies left us in first months.

Overpriced but decent

>>863232
War really cleans up the society, interesting.

>>863233
Good feed.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. COUGH AAAAAAAAH

Dude who owed me an oxy came through. Lord Nuro survives to whizz another day.

Also fitted new 120thread gravel tyres and new toros and sintered metal pads to the EEB

>>863228
Big win?
I did a 50 in, 150 out, then a 20 in and 30 out.

>>863233
Good burger.

>>863232
>even gypsies left us in first months.
Well it was worth it then

Watching a nigga do a technical topic on youtube, he's ok for 90% of the stuff, but occasionally he makes a real nigga tier mistake.

>>863233
Noice boig. Sad chips.

>>863236
Based.

Cherry ripe 12 pack. 2 at a time.

>>863243
Is it my imagination or are they shrinking?

>>863245
Stong chair.

>>863245
Put a couple kievs and a meringue pie in the cart.

>>863244
I think so.

>>863244
Or, are you growing?

>>863249
Food for thought.

Almost clicked Like on that last youtube video.

>>863240
They try their best

Grego Aldi review

>>863233
What's in the black-lidded jar?

>>863233
healthy drink

home

>>863254
some kind of homemade vinigger think. I didn't try it.
>>863241
The chips were not crispy. I should have asked them too put them back in the fryer for a bit.

>>863252
people who deliberately mistreat firearms piss me off
those faggots gave her that knowing exactly what was going to happen

>>863256
Welcome back neet.

>>863256
What did you get me?

>>863257
Yeah I like my chips nice n crispy.

Hey any globals around? Can /baaa2/ get some assistance with this flood of spam we got going?

>>863262
Theay got already.

>>863263
Appreciate you guys.

>>863259
Thank you.

>>863260
Nothing.

He'll give me my treat after dinner. Just building suspense.

Maybe he's making scones.

>>863232
The holocaust was the foundation myth.

>>863232
Why haven't you died yet you gay gypsy?

I fucking hate Ukranians. I want them banned from the board.

>>863236
>an oxy

>>863271
>moron

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/gold-coast-woman-hospitalised-after-sex-mishap-on-first-date/news-story/1490efe71ed315db6f78032ea8270737
vile harlot with a giant gape

>>863272
BO THIS IS A PREJUDICED TERM WORKD FILTER THIS NOW

>>863257
Looks like a troll doll in there.

>>863236
This is like working at Woolies and getting paid in store gift cards.

>>863274
Anon is too enraged to articulate himself articulately, in red text.

>>863275
A plastic man trapped in a plastic jar.

>>863277
He's a busy NEET. He offered to help solve a problem with a shovel yesterday.

>>863262
>/baaa2/
Real?

>>863280
As asthma.

>>863281
I knew it!

>>863220
Biggest stove I could find so I cooked a few elephants

>>863283
Good?

>>863283
Nice, trunk crackling.

>>863232
Stay safe.
>even gypsies left us in first months.
Of course they did.

>>863270
Why
:(

>>863286
thank you, my hungry bro

>>863289
You forced Australian supermarkets to change the name of Chicken Kiev to Chicken Kyiv

Fapping halted unexpectedly by the chilli I've got all over my hands. Woe

>>863293
Hot!

>>863258
And they even recorded her doing it

might hold out rewatching Dune 2, until after I finish another vol of the Aliens omnibus comics.

>>863293
Fiery knob tingler

I'm ready for my treat.

Pushed through the fap, took determination.

>>863300
well done

I wanted to get to Broadmeadows but accidentally caught an express train to Smithfield. Waited 12 minutes to catch a train going back but I monged out and failed to check it wasn't express to Liz Lizbef. 17 minute wait now. Woe.

>>863300
Hot!

>>863302
woe

>>863302
Get Webby to drink drive you

>>863298
it's in my pants, let me get it out for you

>>863302
Get FRM to pick you up.

>>863306
This is a trap

>>863307
It crossed my mind but she has a hobby group thing to attend.

>>863302
Quicker to just walk.

She does a funny dance when getting tased

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lxrwd3W4j2g [Embed]

>>863302
get a bike

Is it possible to get an AI or non AI translator of some sort that runs locally so I don't have to give google what I'm translating?

>>863313
Don't know.

>>863313
If the model exists and you have the compute for it
https://www.ollama.com
But that's an API that would need some GUI.

>>863311
That was a funny dance.
3.40

>>863311
lol

>>863311
zap the cow

>>863312
Idiots who take bikes on trains deserve the rope

third episode of nigger star wards was pretty bad

>>863321
Going to hate-watch it like I did the second ep.

>>863323
I had to stop 3 times
Even the reddit crowd seem to hate it

>>863322
should've watched peacemaker instead

>>863326
you keep pushing that show but the screenshot the other NEET posted last night shows it to be of poor quality

>>863292
haahhahahah endure nigger

>>863302
Woe

>>863310
I was wearing my RMs. I would've otherwise done so.

>>863292
actually mccains still makes kievs, based frozen scotsman

>>863327
Some neets are unable to appreciate quality television.

We're all going to make it neets, Wizzy has spoken.

>>863333
thanks black cunt

>>863325
A lot of estrogen in this one. Trev would smash the screen.

I just finished ep 3 of The Acolyte. Its biggest sin was being boring and making me look at ugly non-whites too often and for too long.

>>863333
Thanks Wizzy, but it is too late for me. A more powerful boong pointed the bone at me long ago.

>>863333
Thanks Wizzy.

>>863336
*sets fire to diary*
*entire planet burns down*

>>863339
They have interstellar travel but are as vulnerable to fire as a pre industrial society.

>>863339
It happens.

>>863342
She looks severely mentally ill.

>>863333
Unna, good fella

>>863333
Thanks, Wizzy.

>>863348
She's norwooding.

>>863348
Motherbat when the bakery has run out of pepper pies.

I keep farting.

I would rather neets just binge on goon and junk food than fall into the self destructive spiral of watching star wars tv shows

>>863345
Well spotted.

>>863348
NEETs love the show.

Night.

>>863355
Good night Pidge. xx

>>863351
You need some charcoal tablets.

>>863357
He makes up flavours.

>>862841
The stuff from the deli is cured like salami or ham and fine to eat as is, like pretty much every other cold cut at a deli, besides bacon. Picrel is also an exception.

>>863360
Cool. Thank you. I thought so, it doesn't smell or taste funny.

>>863362
Do not take advice from random NEETs about something as important as food safety.

I hope Davo made it home safely.

>>863363
Next you'll be calling into question their expertise in infectious diseases.

>>863364
if not we'll all have to chip in and make fake davo posts for the rest of the board's existence.

I'm going to trust the NEET.

>>863364
I used the past tense here >>863330 to indicate that I am back.
>>863366
I hardly post so that wouldn't be too hard.

>>863364
I don't like the thought of him at those bad home train stations after dark. Very dangerous.

>>863365
Cruisey is my go to expert on that subject.

>>863370
He should carry a big stick.

Hmm, it appears Weber does use braided line.

time to lie down and watch some comfy youtube videos, hopefully achieve more tomorrow

>>863375
Enjoy NEET.

have you ever known any armenians neets?

>>863378
no

>>863378
No. Have you?

>>863378
No.

>>863374
You better not be talking about that picture of the flathead on halfchan aus/pol/

>>863378
Gladys

>>863382
Well caught Webby.

>>863384
That wasn't me.
Though I do have most reels spooled with braid and just a rod length of flurocarbon leader.

>>863336
Arsoaker was so much better.

Weber got abducted by aliens and probed them once.

>>863386
yes and we thought that was bad

I think the youtubes I watch are made by AI

>>863385
Have you cooked it up yet? It looked like a big one.

>>863390
It wasn’t me. I don’t have the luxury of fishing on weekdays.

>>863391
Did you just pan fry it? I know sometimes they roast them.

He is deliberately being stupid now. I am going to bed.

>>863393
Good night.

>>863382
>>863385
Nah just looking through my NEET-pic folders and noticed the green coloured line. I can't afford that or flurocarbon.

got the squirts

>>863395
mono is fine

>>863396
Wagon related?

>>863397
Yeah I need to learn to catch with that and stop worrying about needing all the other stuff. Had zero luck even collecting pipis the last two times I was out. Next time I'm taking some form of 'bait bait' and will also try catching worms. Will keep you updated.

My insides hurt

>>863400
Someone may have surgically implanted a bomb in your abdomen.

Painful farts.

>>863401
Or in my arse.

Making avocado 'bread'.

>>863404
How?

Bum

>>863398
dont think so, this >>863233 and a cappuccino was all i had today.

woke up after only 2 hours sleep, woe, time to get on the camomile

>>863409
I have a greasy chorizo with your name on it

we need more midnight feed pixtures

>>863411
Fifo produces the goods.
I need to see!

Eatin raw egg cause I don't give a fuck

I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

morning neetbros

>>863371
Smart.

>>863416
Good morning NEET.

>>863418
Morning neet. Today's going to be the day when I finally get my shit together. Long todo list written out, just have to do it.

>>863419
Good luck NEET.

>>863416
>>863418
>>863419
Morning

>>863418
>>863421
>>863419
Good Morning NEETs

Wake up and feel like my throat has been in a facial abuse scene

may have been over it by now if i could simply had stayed in bed all day and rested. Sadly this not an option. People rocked up and there was work to do. Shit is propper fucked.

Telehealth at midday will be aqcuiring everythng

>>863422
My throat is feeling buggered too. An episode of fakeeeb and a lifetime of regret.

>>863422
>>863421
>>863419
Good morning NEETs.

>>863422
I hope they give you the good pills.

Vile gas
Reboiling old bean curry to make it edible does work though

>>863422
good thing you didnt get the vaxx or you'd be proper fucked

Nuro's doctor upped the dose on his placebos, once.

>>863428
Sugar pills?

>>863422
>Shit is propper fucked.
Did you even get vaxed, or did you unironically fall for the anti vax trolls?

garn woolies to pick up a few essentials, can I get you gentlemen anything?

>>863429
placebo sugar, saccharine.

Went to Bunnings and a different Coles

Haven't been sick for 10 years, of course I haven't had any friends in 10 years and my only very little limited social has been with my family. Probably pretty mentally fucked by now from all the isolation.

>>863430
Nuro doesn't regret his Vaxx™ decision

>>863432
Sounds poisonous.

I sucked the vaxx out of Nuro's dick

>>863438
Hot!

I was pleasantly surprised that my Coles haul was only $17 this mording.

>>863395
post the picture that made you think I had braid

Good morning NEETs.

>>863442
mording
nice pepe

might get the hose and broom out today

>>863440
Leaving you Cashed Up?

>>863443
>>863442
Good morning NEET.

>>863403
Explosive poo on the way.

>>863445
yeah

Just do the needful
>Over 60 delegates including multicultural community leaders, government, academics and the water safety sector will gather for a two-day nationally focused workshop to prioritise high-level solutions for addressing drowning among Australia’s multicultural communities.
http://royallifesaving.com.au/about/news-and-updates/news/water-safety-experts,-community-leaders-and-government-gather-to-address-drowning-among-multicultural-communities

>>863433
What you get at bunnings?

>>863449
Gape stretcher for tonight?

>>863451
>>863449
plus some rope

>>863449
There's easier ways to deal with constipation.

>>863450
Some loon in Motherbat's town wanted to put swimming and fishing warnings in every single language at one particular drowning location.

>>863455
I guess expecting them to learn english would be too much.

>>863456
Yes, much better to have a sign the size of the scoreboard at the MCG to break up the scenery.

>>863455
I am looking forward to their recommendations that will no doubt be wacky.

In some states, school children are offered swim education lessons as part of school. It will be interesting how they justify such an approach for adults as I don't see any other way than physically teaching them. Will be interesting to see if I can remember to follow up.

>>863458
The lessons would need to be segregated because loony and raper muslims and pajeets.
A few swimming lessons in a pool won’t do anything for somebody caught in a rip or being smashed against rocks.

The other inconvenient truth most people aren’t ready for is that jumping in and trying to save a drowning person is basically suicide 99 times out of 100. This should be included on any warning signs.

Another day on earth bros. Just feels bleak. Gonna watch some more peacemaker, maybe I'll feel a bit cheerier after that.

>>863461
I hope you feel a little better soon, fren.

My 2.4576 MHz crystals arrive today.

>>863464
Watcha making?

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