SA PUBLIC HOLIDAY A

Sleepy but feel like I'm wasting free time if not gooning.

>>862021
I like take off and landing.

ffs she bought double stuffed 'new york cheesecake' flavour oreos
just because something is "new" doesn't mean I want to try it

>>862067
pretty exciding

>>862070
looks like you're passed out on the ceiling mate

My goodness what's that smell?!

>>862072
Hi Nuro. Did you talk to those fat girls having the picnic?

I have had to abandon the Gattaca (1997) watch. It was causing me too much anxiety. I got 44 minutes in.

>>862073
Its that possum I think.

>>862046
Me. Fucking. Too.

>>862078
what are you cooking?

>>862074
I liked the brunette in the green she had a nice bum. But no I was just passing through. I was only about 30% through the goon cycle. I will catch them back at sunset and they will drunk as skunks.

>>862077
Nice.

>>862081
Swamp mallards.

>>862077
Well memed.

>>862081
Wood ducks?

>>862073
Nuros clothes are damp and smelly

>>862072
Based.

>>862080
Beta.

>>862081
Ganges?

Is anyone using Chrome with uBlock Origin? I'm reading that manifest v3 is being rolled out in June this year and youtoobs started having ads yesterday or the day before.
Might just go to firefox

>>862089
Poorly bantered.

>>862091
It was not.

My norwood pills have a waiting time of 45 minutes. Fuck me dead. You just need to grab the box off the fucking shelf you dumb cunt, how long can it take?

>>862093
Take a chill pill, baldy.

The Place Beyond The Pines (2012) will be on womboflix tonight, a story about robbing banks and raising kids. 7pm AEST
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KepnbJT5nBw [Embed]

>>862094
kek

>>862095
I will give it a go.

had a raspberry lemonade chobani

>>862094
Poorly bantered.

>>862098
You made that up.

>>862099
It was not.

>>862100
fucking did not
it's a limited edition one
lemon yoghurt with raspberry on teh bottom
it was meant for breakfast, but she wants to drop shit at the op shop at dawn and take me to mcdolans for breakfast
she is not prepared for mcdolans racism

>>862090
I have ungoogled chromium with ublock but rarely use it, as for ads youtube is still trying to push them through along with interface changes so even with Firefox "some" people still get an occasional ad.

>>862105
I use Firefox. I have had advert issues once maybe in the last year or so and just updated uBlock when it happened and it was fine.
Fuck google and chrome.

>>862106
what a silly design
I could understand it for a folding bike or something, but not this

>>862103
>Cancer Society
Checks out.

>>862110
>Monday wont be a public holiday for
lmao

>>862088
Why yes I own a Lancia Beta how did you know ?

>>862113
Is that the cod hole?

https://www.chobani.com.au/our-products/chobani-greek/pots/raspberry-lemonade/
He owes me an apology

>>862115
You faked that website.

>>862113
Based.

>>862117
white boy summer

>>862079
Poultry

>>862080
>they
You*

>>862119
I think Raj Against The Latrine was the best one from the thread.

>>862121
I am cooking two fillet mignons and some pan fried sliced potaters

>>862124
priceless

I do not like the buttery aftertaste of this Chardonnay I am quaffing while preparing dinner.

>>862127
What brand?

>>862068
I want to try it.

Terribly painful shit. Afterburn.

>>862130
It is a Pepperjack Chardonnay.

>>862081
Sludge living

I thought it was my brain playing tricks on me because I'd been cubing some butter, but it persisted and then I googled it and it's something some chardy makers actually try for

https://www.tiktok.com/@australianlabor/video/7371663070663380240 [Embed]

Who approves this shit

>>862102
That mcdolans will not tolerate your racisms, and theres only the one.

Woke from nap.

Grego eating a catdog roll.

>>862139
Do you get pâté on yours?

>>862140
I'll pâté your ârsé

>>862141
Well bantered.

>>862142
I would like some on mine though please. Lemongrass chicken with no chili.

>>862138
morning

Dinner was a success with Motherbat.
I gave her the good piece of meat. Woolworths pulled their usual shit with one piece of eye fillet and one piece of dodgy shit shaped to look like eye fillet.

>>862124
Rape Against The Vagene

>>862144
Put the heater on and got back in couchbed.

>>862145
Youre a good boy. Did you like your cut?

Womboflix will be playing The Place Beyond The Pines (2012) in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>862145
Glad dinner went well.

>>862148
It was okay, but there was too much tough fat in a few places.

Mummybot will not concede that she is not saying 'quesadilla' with the correct ethnic pronunciation

>>862152
How does she pronounce paella?

Fuck mehikans

>>862154
you know more than mexicans speak spanish, right?

>>862155
No one can tell them apart.

>>862125
I could go for some fondant potatoes.

>>862157
is that what i made, or are they the ones where you top and tail the tater and fry the two flats in a pan?

had some tiramisu cheesecake thing for pudding

>>862151
That is pretty dodgy. I've never noticed the wrong cuts sold as something else.

>>862149
I am buying mobos of some mofo from the outer burbs then. dang.

>>862159
Too much cobbee will keep you up.

>>862162
I don't think a Sara-Lea has much caffeine in it

>>862139
He still doesn't know the pickled white veg is daikon, a Japanese radish.

>>862160
My piece might have been right up the very end of the tenderloin where it joins the other bit.
Moral of the story is make frens with the local butcher.

>>862164
He called it cucumber. What a mong. It had a big bit of cucumber in it too.
I think he went easy on them because they knew who he was.

>>862158
Pan fry in a heap of butter then slowly braise with some stock in an oven.

>>862167
ah yeah

>>862166
No he thought it was zucchini.

>>862165
Even then, most are a bit sly.
Butchery doesnt seem like a traditionally honest profession.

>>862169
Ah. That's right.

>>862167
I watched Andy Cooks make that the other day.

>>862172
I hope it was a proper video and not one of his crappy shorts videos

>>862173
It was different ways of cooking potato.

>>862152
Good on her. I deliberately say croissant wrong. I will not make myself sound like a poofter just to be correct.
Mispronounce everything. Fuck all foreign words. Fuck all foreigners.

>>862175
farkin croy-zont cunt

I have started playing KOTOR again. Scout build. Going for maximum evil dark side powers.

The girl at Bakers Delight tried to correct my pronunciation of "Pane di Casa" and I just gave her a disinterested look in response.

She was "educating" me. A Bakers Delight girl. She had no idea who she was talking to.
If it hadn't been for the mental illness and poor life choices I would have been so far above her she wouldn't have dared try to correct me.
She wouldn't even have dared to make eye contact.
None of them judge me by who I should have been. They just go by what I am.
The injustice!

>>862178
Sounds like she was flirting.

>>862180
She was flirting with getting a slap right in her face!

>>862182
Exactly!

>>862178
Good. Pronounciation should change dependant on the culture using it.
English doesn't have retarded latin inflexion. Romance languages are for poofs.

>>862179
lol

I swear of you just hate women.

Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>862186
how dare you swear of me?

Tell readyNEET to get well.

>>862191
Good boy.

Watching a POV walkthrough of the way upto the Temple Mount.
Looks so cheap and tacky. Power boards on 2x4 beams and poorly made.

>>862193
cheapskate jews

>>862194
Really is crap. I hte that there's a mosque on it, as well as the dome but least they tried to make it look nice. The city of David is interesting but the rest of it doesn't have much done by any Jews, unless you count Herod as a real Jew.

>>862195
wars have been fought over it, civilisations struggle for it

transitioned
reading a book

>>862196
And then they make stairways to get up there out of shit from bunnings.

>>862197
Which book?

>>862198
m8, I like bunnings, please don't dis it. I hope they serve some nice snags in front of the temple mount, with onions and that fluffy white bread

>>862200
Pork and fennel.

Tht's what the romans did. I think it was Pompey who sacrificed a pig on the alter.

Antiochus*

Fucking Muzzie kids sit outside the dome, probably extorting money out of tourists for photos.

>>862201
would unironically like to eat a pork sausage on bread in front of the temple mount, while jews and muslims look on in horror, dribbling meat juice all over the place

>>862205
I had a bacon zinger burger in the carpark of the Horsham mosque. I remember spilling some.
Not because I was edgy, but because I am a mong who doesnt think.

>>862191
That there is one of the good boys

>>862206
>Horsham mosque. I remember spilling some.
based

I got three mobos two with AMD chips im not familiar with and one i7. two PSU's and a network switch with 100Mbps speed. The guy had a lot of depricated shit all neatly stored in lockers and tubs. e waste mostly.

>>862209
should've gotten a second hand thinkpad

>>862210
Really makes you think.

>>862211
Gets the noggin joggin

Pork crackling but Webby’s arse.

Put the jodhpurs on and get the riding crop out. I have taken two viagra and am on my way.

>>862214
Smash some cheap muff. Make them quesion their life choices and slap them if they top smiling.

On the mercury hards

>>862217
It's a mock donut, they wouldn't advertise mock cream because noone can tell.

>>862216
Might have a stando myself.

My arse is ready for you.

>>862218
They got tired of people returning them in disgust.

Cant locate the goon chalice.

>>862222
the power of quads has been invoked. Look again. With quads guiding your search, anything is possible

goon phallus.

>>862045
How was it? Dominos are doing a special deal everyday this month, and on the 15th, 22nd, 26th and 29th you can score a value pixxa for five bucks, just like the good old days.

What is on the menu tonight FIFO?

I think the fellas missed out on this.

>>862223
It worked.

>>862226
You're using him for your own gratification.

>>862225
excellent, but not worth the $27, even if it had 6 types of meat on it

>>862229
I'm using all of you for my own personal gratification.

>>862229
Mind your own business.

Bad homes setting off illegal fireworks again.

Doing evil things in this game is making me feel bad.
I might start again and be virtuous this time.

>>862234
> be virtuous this time.
I believe in you.

Good finish to the footy. Poor umpiring marred it though. Racist decision.

Tried AI for the first time. Not good neets, we need to find some way to smash it

>>862237
What did it do to you?

wanna start high school again and play all the way through as a bad home neet

>>862238
It wanked him off.

Using Firefox. It's not as pretty

>>862238
It wanked me off

>>862240
the potential to put middle age gook tuggers out of work is horrifying

are those tuggers cruisey hires illegal immigrants?

>>862241
You'll get used to it. Learn which extensions to use.

>>862244
You hear rumours they are sex trafficked and some chink somewhere has all their passports locked in his safe.

Work that feed post Fifo

>>862245
ublock origin, which google is going to disable on chrome

>>862247
I took am looking forward to fifo's feed post

>>862248
Yes that is a good one.

>>862246
15 of them in a flat and a hotel room rented by the hour.

>>862251
that sounds like something cruisey would do while claiming he was helping them start new lives in australia

>>862236
Footy umpires must cry themselves to sleep sometimes thinking about all the bad calls they made and having tens of thousands of spectators hate them.

>>862253
I bet they get paid off by bookies to help fix matches

>>862254
No it is too risky.

Listening to a country music radio station for a change. Some of the lyrics are a bit cringe but still better than hearing the niggers over on Triple J.

I only listen to triple K.

Ok, I have firefox setup. Installed Vimium C, uBlock origin, and a tree-style tabs extension. Imported bookmarks and history but wasn't able to import form autofills for logins etc because that's in my MacOS keychain and doesn't unlock despite knowing the password. Which is actually good because I take stock of all my accounts and logins etc.
Watching a comfy video with The Golden One and SolBrah now. No ads.

12 hour twitter suspension for saying muslims should be hanged, the fuckin woke left ruin everything!

>>862259
You account probably doesn't have the correct username, Israeli flag, and preferably Israeli IP.

An ad on firefox youtube... well that was all for nothing

iCold

>>862258
They say you should not stack adblockers. So just ublock origin, no other adblockers or similar privacy extensions.

>>862261
This reddit thread seems the place to go to best understand what is happening:

https://old.reddit.com/r/uBlockOrigin/comments/1atwzem/youtube_detection_ads_breakages_2024_02_18_ubo/

I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

>>862267
Based.

>>862266
GN
ST
DLTBBB

>>862231
Hot!

I love buckwheat.

Night.

On the Rob Zombie

>>862274
I felt like that but happy.

jesus fuck it is midnight already

>>862268
Yeah buddy!

got an erection

>>862277
She's an okay champ.

iVeryCold

>>862280
I had to take Sweaty outside for a poo. Can confirm v. cold.

The nicabate minis just aren't the same as the zyns
Fiending

morning bros

Mrogalin

Great wanking technique.

>>862284
>>862285
mording

I would let the AFP Assistant Commander touch my BWC.

>>862284
>>862285
>>862287
Good morning NEETs.

did a mission
she decided she didn't want mcdolans so I came home had toast and apricot jam and a chobani (still waiting for apology) and a mug of milo

>>862292
>did a mission
Poo?

>>862291
Good bullet shield tbqh

I went to Vivid and honestly surprised there wasn't a crowd crush like there was in South Korea. Vivid Staff couldn't do anything but talk on their walkie talkie. Would be a great gig to get paid.

One Sir got told off for thinking he was in his apartment. One guy with a family said the following to the one Sir trying to invite them over (let the other Sirs push past the crowds)
>There is half a square metre of space
>How many people? (he wanted to invite over to it)
>Three!
>I've been waiting here and I am not moving
<Sir moves back with his Sir friends who pushed in

>Wild scenes at Vivid Sydney as hundreds of terrified revellers are caught in 'crowd crush'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13508751/Vivid-Sydney-crowd-crush-police-barriers.html

It's falling out of me.

Took Sweaty for a walk in my pyjama trackies. Made Motherbat do the washing yesterday and didn't want to put clean clothes on until I've had a shower.

>>862295
I'm glad you got back to us safely.

Made bacon and eggs on crumpets for the client

>>862297
Are they HP pjs?

>>862300
No, just dark green hoodie and pants from Big W
says Los Angeles and some other shit on it I think

>>862301
I have some of them. Mine say Brooklyn.

>>862299
I hope you buttered the crumpets first.

>>862302
I took my pants off to do a poo.

>>862299
A very unorthodox combination

Ffs

>>862298
Thank you NEET.

>>862299
For cow?

>>862304
Superior quality label suits you.

>>862307
We should enjoy our time left with him if he keeps up these feasts.

It is Olive’s birthday today but not in Texas it is still yesterday.

having a mondster (zero sugar :-/) waiting for my anus to go back to normal

>>862314
>waiting for my anus to go back to normal
It will never happen, gape status ruined

Gape maintenance

gape closed for repairs, seek alternative egress

>>862303
Of course.

>>862305
I took my pants off to make them.

>>862318
Actual butter or margarine?

>>862319
Avoiding any grease splatter. Smart.

>>862320
I bet he buys the mongs the cheapest home brand margarine he can find.

>>862323
and bills NDIS $300 for it

had a shower
put curash under my tiddies and in my ballsack and thigh creases

People born in 1993 are now the same age as George Costanza in the first season of Seinfeld

>>862325
Well done.

>>862326
The norwooding made him look older, poor fella.

>>862309
Yes. He was pleased.
I said I would each sunday, I thought he'd offer me to get some too.

>>862320
>>862323
They buy they're own. I yell at them about seed oils but they dont listen.

Wage off. Want a significant boong sesh but almost out of choof and need to wait until Tuesday.

>>862332
You need a few days of clean living. No tugs, no pokes, no choof.

>>862331
Seed oils are the least of their problems I reckon.

>>862332
>almost out of choof
Poor choof management again.

The choof smooths out the part of the brain responsible for making choof management decisions.

>>862317
kek

>>862330
(You) love your flock!

Being on the diet wagon is causing me to have dreams pretty much every night.
I don't like it at all. Want it to stop.

>>862339
you're meant to dream every night neet, it's how your brain maintains itself

>>862339
>I don't like it at all. Want it to stop.
What are you eating for dinner?

Good Lunchtime NEETs

just woke up. Cant remember last night. Thank you vodka and valium. Not really that taxed but could just lay in bed all day long and rest the body. Problem is the fidge is empty. I will have to leave the house at some stage to aquire some form of alchohol and food. Shit i could even just do with some beers for a change....

Abstinence and choofing instead is also an option. A big hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>862343
>Cant remember last night.
You came onto womboflix and started dissing Bradley Cooper.

>>862345
ahh yes i member

i just disliked that moofie in general, mainly because of /tv/ being obsessed with drive and that film because of the goose

I keep obsessing over other guys hairlines now, thanks to all the norwooding talk

Annie Hall (1977) will be on womboflix tonight neets. Often considered Woody Allen's best work, about a divorced jewish comedian and his ex-lover. 7pm AEST.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OqVgCfZX-yE [Embed]

>>862346
So contrarian

Taking a Peaty approach to a hangover (orange juice and B1)

>>862349
We noticed.

>find clothes on special
>only XXXL available
Us fucking skellies always get the shit end of the stick.

The Doctor just had his tongue down another mans throat

>>862355
From now on only doctor who episodes made in the 20th century are /ausneets/ approved.

>>862355
Hot!

>>862354
Go to the children's section skellie scum.

>>862356
I enjoyed the new Who through to Matt Smith.

drove the old moo to normanville for lunch
we both had the herb crumbed garfish

>>862361
>herb crumbed garfish
Sounds delicious.

>>862362
It was very good. I also had a glass of the Bleasdale 'Mulberry Tree' cabernet sauvignon.

>>862364
Based.

>>862364
Get a diabetes test this week, Nuro.

>>862364
You might need a double dose of Brain Force today numo

>>862364
Basado!

>>862367
He has to ration those now Info Wars has been nuked.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/melbourne/article-13503895/Sarah-franklin-sarah-murphy-7eleven.html
VicPol, Coroner's Office, State ensure a kike gets away with murder.

That's a dinosaur?

>>862371
Big repo?

>>862360
>Matt Smith
Who?

The big mans back, got myself a job in the month I was gone

>>862375
that weird foetal alcohol syndrome lookin one

>>862374
nah

>>862365
>>862368
BASADO!

>>862366
what ? this is me taking it easy, couple of beers and one sushi is din dins and the other is breakfast. Champas is just for the week ahead. I always get two cases from dans, but i was lazy. By sunday afternoon they had been cleared out. Those were the last 6 left in the entirety of Dans holy establishment

Also had bloods done recently, not diabetic, liver not great but not terrible, need to cut intake and certainly no more cognac fueled rides :/

>>862367
yeah already dosed

>>862369
I bought two bottles of brain force last time i ordered but i am over paying for USPS shipping its total bullshit, i already get the nitrous boost and nacent iodine from a local seller at Buderim. Once i run out of brain force i will try the bulk Alpha GPC from the ebay seller i get my NAC from.

>>862376
who ?

>>862377
i am actually ok with this, freedom of religion is in the US constitution.

>>862364
What food is that?

>>862373
nuro would approve

>>862383
His brain has long turned to mush - don't worry about it.

>>862385
not yet

>>862380
>i am actually ok with this
You love Nick Fuentes, of course you are

>>862380
>not great but not terrible
We've all heard that before

to be fair nuro is one of our more slender neets

>>862376
Well done Big Man.

>>862387
Get off twitter.

Why do I feel like all the NEETs have gone to a party or something and I wasn't invited?

>>862394
They could be reading.

🎵 Party in the Goon Cave 🎵

Olive's birthday gangbang

>>862398
I'd take her through the car wash to get that make-up off her face.

>>862350
I might be late today.

>>862400
why?

>>862401
It's unnacceptable.

>>862400
I'm sure cruisey will keep me company

>>862404
You will want to put a pillow in-between you. Trust me.

roll with chiggen schnitzel, cheese, lettuce, tomardo, red onion, mayo, salt and pepper for dindins

>>862406
No mayo on mine please.

>>862404
100 HUF he won't show up.

Annie Hall (1977) will be on womboflix in 1 hour neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>862408
>100 HUF
Google says that's 42 cents.

>>862408
>100 HUF
how much is that in aussie dollars?

>>862410
My bank will charge more than that as a foreign currency conversion fee.

Put the bin out for tomorrow. #justgoodhomeneighbourhoodthings

we got a peeper

>>862413
Calming blue lid = good home
red "danger" lid = bad home

>>862414
Does she have to be helped under the covers?

>>862416
Yeah we put the blanket over her once she has settled and tuck it in around her. If she tries to cover herself it just ends with all of the bedding on the floor.

>>862409
Naturally I wont be attending the board jew love-in, therefore I will miss the opportunity to slam cruisey for his selection. Don't watch this pedoshit drivel NEETs, the cringe nightmares you will certainly suffer are the ticket for admission.

>>862418
Thanks Tiffin.

>>862414
Wanna pat

Insufficient choof quantities

>>862415
Hmm.

>>862421
We might all suffer during the moofie for different reasons.

Ready.

Get in here neets, it's Woody Allen time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>862426
DONT DO IT NEETS

>>862424
I just got a tremendous urge to shit. Foul smelling.

If only we knew...
>he's managed to lever his vileness into an entire career of comedies about an unattractive guy who gets women

I hope that was a random foul shit and not a portent of things to come. We both are the same meals today and there is only one shitter in the house.

>>862430
Both ate*

>>862430
One will have to hodl

>>862432
Tying string around my trackies at the knees and ankles

>>862426
I don’t like the bit where he watches them in the maze and then smashes an axe in the door.

>>862429
Neets actually love woody allen movies - they love going into chat and kvetching about how much they hate jews and how terrible the movie is.

>>862426
I hope that was a random foul shit and not a portent of things to come.

>>862436
Well bantered.

noight

>>862438
Sleep tight.

>>862438
Goodnight.

I hope I don't get nightmares or foul shits.

are any woody allen movies actually funny, or are they all just tax dodges of some sort?

>>862438
Good night.

>>862442
His humour was quite fresh when he started.

>>862444
Get two.

>>862445
he's sometimes clever, but I've never thought he's funny

>>862442
>or are they all just tax dodges of some sort?
Layers upon layers tax avoidance.

They had to cut the first part of the phone booth scene because he told the IRS he spent a quater filming it

sigourney weaver was actually in the final scenes, the tall goyim girl who woody is standing next to outside the theatre

>>862450
Woody probably Weinsteined all the women in the movie.

Night.

>>862451
the absolute chaldean chad

I imagine him needing a ladder to do sigourney weaver

>>862452
Good night Pidge. xx
What a lovely one.

>>862452
Night fella.

>>862453
Chaldeans weren't Jews.

>>862451
Made them stars.

>>862454
They are all the same height lying down.

>>862456
Thats what they want you to think.

Want to see another FIFO feast. Need it. FIFO where are you?

Having a tallboy

>>862461
IKEA?