Its an obvious friday night indulgance for a Bossman, Isn't it Cruise-dog? After all that stress and sacrifice, wage hard and play hard, yesno? At bloody last those slaps have finally come round your way with some timely mad 'money *and not a moment too soon!**.

Why don't you text your new darling and make a date? She came all the way from some exotic asian jungle with an insatiable itch between her legs. Oh Yes! She's a South East Asian trollop with a dollop of chineese oil in her brown hands and she Loves to please. So set your email to auto-reply and hit the shower. You're clocked off and out of office