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You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.


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NEET General #969 -The thread new this is NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No. 991909 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Cruisey in jail, is. Neets sad, they are. Pimping mongs no longer he it. Bussy of Cruisey sad now to, is.

OLD: >>990831
Edited last time by Shiban on 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:05.
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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.993033 del
>>993022
Very seductive pose.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.993034 del
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QUICK NEETS GET TO THE FLOPPAH!


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.993036 del
This NEET out here again advertising the evac chopper before a new landing site has been found.

Just causes panic and casualties amongst the NEETs.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.993038 del
UNSEEN ETHNIC ARSE


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.993039 del
New Thread: >>993035
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NEET General #968 - Hippy Style Edition NEET 04/05/2026 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No. 990831 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hippys were the first NEETs, why do they get so much antagonism from modern NEETs? Its because they were boomers
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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.991928 del
BUM RASH


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.991929 del


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.991930 del
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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.991932 del
BIG


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.991934 del
HAVE YOU NEETS HEARD ABOUT MY ARSE?



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NEET General #967 - Truth Edition NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No. 989759 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm right and you're wrong.

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NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.990825 del
>>990823
Poor NEET.


NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.990826 del
>>990825
The Easter Bunny didn't come either :(
There's box of Kiwi Cadbury Favourites in my section of the cupboard, but they've been there since I arrived.


NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.990828 del
>>990826
She left them there for Easter. You have to believe NEET.


NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 23:22 [Preview] No.990829 del
>>990823
do they make toilets with insinkerators like you get in the kitchen sink ?

sounds like a million dollar idea .... automatic super sonic neet poo sredders


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NEET General #966 - Neon Edition NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No. 988725 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Look into the light!

OLD: >>987500
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NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.989754 del
bum


NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.989755 del
holes


NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.989756 del
from


NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.989757 del
>>989749
disguised in the audio settings as "based boost" instead of "bass boost"


NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.989758 del
farewell



NEET General #965 - 3D IRL Edition NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No. 987500 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is 3D printing the future?

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NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.988732 del
>>988728
What breed is the current lot? >>988731
My bone grows when bob rubs over it too


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.988733 del
>>988732
Lol
Bubba kush, same as the last lot, I ordered some seeds.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.988734 del
Quorum died for our sins.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.988737 del
You can just use large jars with a zip lock bag full of water as a weight, and glad wrap for a lid. This is not some hipster food larp.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.988738 del
Spent hours cleaning, still feels like nothing was achieved. Probably just weeks behind on house work



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NEET General #964 - No Need to Cry Edition NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No. 986440 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It's gonna be OK.

OLD: >>985338
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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.987495 del
>>987494
>>987493
hardly touched the sides by the looks


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.987496 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.987498 del
TFW REALLY QUITE STONED INNA CHOPPAH


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.987499 del
BUM RASH



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NEET General #963 - Become Ungovernable Edition NEET 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:55 [Preview] No. 985338 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's all become ungovernable, NEETs!
Post your tips and tricks for sticking it to the man ITT (In This Thread).

OLD: >>984157
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 03/12/2026 (Thu) 00:11.
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NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.986444 del
ADIDAS


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.986445 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.986447 del
BUM RASH


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.986448 del
BUM RASH



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NEET General #962 - Cant afford Petty Edition NEET 03/07/2026 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No. 984157 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How high will it go? Three, four bucks a liter? Is your tranny leaking oil too? That wont help. Its time you thought about selling your second car and downsizing. No race war without fun juice from the land of the sand people.

OLD: >>983110
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 03/07/2026 (Sat) 22:40.
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NEET 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.985333 del
Wrote out my voting preferences for when early polling opens on Saturday morning. Another thing off the todo list.


NEET 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.985334 del
>>985332
That's good, NOOT.


NEET 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.985335 del
Did anyone get that $200 from cruisey for emergency neet feed?


NEET 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:47 [Preview] No.985336 del
>>985335
No. I thought it was $300 once my calorific needs were factored in too.


NEET 03/11/2026 (Wed) 22:49 [Preview] No.985337 del
Gm neets. How do i get a credit card?



NEET General #961 - 3D Edition NEET 03/02/2026 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No. 983110 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is 3D the future?

OLD: >>982068
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NEET 03/07/2026 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.984204 del
>>984199
6/10 not enough onion


NEET 03/07/2026 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.984205 del
>>984199
Kebab should be meat cubes on a stick. So seems lieka misnomer.


NEET 03/07/2026 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.984206 del
>>984205
Well it was originally going to be kebab but there was so much onion paste in the beef that it fell apart.


NEET 03/07/2026 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.984207 del
>>984199
I wish I ate like that.


NEET 03/07/2026 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.984208 del
>>984206
Have you been able to find big enough wraps for kebabs?



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NEET General #960 - Piss In The Pool Edition NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 21:56 [Preview] No. 982068 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Love me some yellow water.

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NEET 03/02/2026 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.983130 del
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Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, "Baby, I love you"
If you ain't runnin' game
Say my name, say my name
You actin' kinda shady, ain't callin' me, "Baby"
Why the sudden change?
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, "Baby, I love you"
If you ain't runnin' game
Say my name, say my name
You actin' kinda shady, ain't callin' me, "Baby"
Better say my name


NEET 03/02/2026 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.983132 del
BUM RASH


NEET 03/02/2026 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.983133 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 03/02/2026 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.983134 del
DIRTY OLD TWAT


NEET 03/02/2026 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.983135 del
69 NIGGERS TIED IN A KNOT