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Its more than a sport
Thank you good NEET

highly unorthodox thread

its one of those boring games where they just copy each other point for point

I was banned from playing football because I wouldn't let the players go when I tackled them to the ground and I would tackle them regardless if they had the ball or not.

>>1034222
Was this on yhe field

>>1034222
>I would tackle them regardless if they had the ball or not.
I used to do that. Would just push them over or punch them sometimes too.

Wtf my dog can dance ???

>>1034220
Catholic > Orthodox

>>1034223
On and off the field, I would follow them home and attack them again.

Westminster complained to Trinity after one match where I was on the bench eating a sausage roll and ran onto the field to punch an asian kid.

>>1034227
>attack them again
Rectally?

The coach was already salty about Motherbat buying me sausage rolls and killer pythons whenever I was benched

One parent tried getting me banned from soccer when I was 7 because I was taller than the other kids

>>1034230
Why would that matter to him?

>>1034232
I think he knew I didn't actually care for the sport, just liked hitting and kicking cunts and eating snosage rolls.

he was also one of those ooh rah esprit de corps you should be cheering on your team mates type cockhead

>>1034231
pretty gay for soccer
could understand it in some situations like that under 12's rugby team interstate that had the 5'10 280lbs samoan kid that was just destroying every other kid in sight

>>1034229
Its the easiest option, the mouth guard gets in the way when I go for the top hole.

>>1034233
He sounds like a poofter cunt

>>1034226
The modern yank pope is a bad arc

>>1034237
yeah
he also expected you to shake hands with the faggots on the other team at the end of the game no matter what was said or done

>>1034238
only good modern pope was the hitler youth one and he quit once he realised the vatican was top heavy with faggots and child molesters and unfixable

>>1034233
Hehe

Saw a bunch of roast chooks in the hot box of the takeaway store. And they were glistening.

>>1034230
God bless her

Hmm

Pope John Paul II: The head of the Catholic Church from 1978 to 2005. He was actually known as the "Pope of Youth" because he started World Youth Day and loved connecting with young people.
John Paul Young: The Australian disco pop star famous for singing "Love Is in the Air".
Paul Young: The English singer who sang "Love of the Common People" in 1983.

I want to root that blonde in a pant suit.

This is the only time I see tv ads.

>>1034223
kek

>>1034242
like my buttocks

>>1034225
You don't have a dog.

>>1034242
Packed stuffin, just asking for it.

Dealer dropped a half off in the letterbox.

>>1034250
By the time I'm hungry they'll have none left.

>>1034252
You need a murse insulator bag, with shoulder strap.

>>1034253
Exec fashion. Weber down the runway showing it off.

I went into a footy club room mid match once. The deep heat burnt my eyes and I could feel the humidity from their sweat.

>>1034254
It could have secondary sausage roll holders on the strap

>>1034256
kek. And sauce pouches.

>>1034205
I don't watch normie ball but what the fuck is this?

>>1034222
definitely bad home behaviour

it's all over for brisbane

DUDLEY

>>1034260
Maybe not
Baxk to 4 points

>>1034262
they need to get in the lead this quarter because next quarter the team in the lead will just start kicking the ball out of bounds every time they get it

>>1034260
silly post neet

>>1034263
And now they are

Oh. Now theyre not

>>1034264
u r

remember that year there was a draw and they had to come back next week

>>1034269
I think I was a few goonbags deep that day

>>1034268
it seems you may be right after all

>>1034271
I usually am right in all matters, but don't lose hope, noot

Need a big Brissy comeback. Stunt on these purple fools.

>>1034273
You want to hope they didn't smuggle NK across the border and unleash him on everybody in the MCG.

is there anything worse than a female commentator/interviewer

What youse garn have for dinner?

>>1034275
Watching footy in general

>>1034276
giraffe

>>1034277
touch-aye (it's french for well bantered)

>>1034239
That's white man behaviour, to do otherwise is to act like a brownoid

>>1034279
Please refrain from such language

>>1034280
so why did we have war crimes trials and keep POWs after hostilities ended?

>>1034282
Unrelated

>>1034275
Waking every morning chundering because your organs are failing.

>>1034283
contact sport is a kind of peace time war practice

>>1034285
No it's not

>>1034284
I chunder rectally

>>1034284
never experienced it despite drinking significant quantities most days
it's probably a sign of good european genetics to be able to handle your booze

Unsure why we have two locked threads. Assume this is the intend gen

Haha thta last point was silly

>>1034290
they were created premptively when there was somebody spamming new threads the other day
the locked #1009 thread can be deleted now
the #1010 can be kept for next thread

I'll leave it to whoever is in charge. If anything goes seriously wrong I'm here but I'd prefer to be inactive

>>1034294
Activate my arse

5 p o ints

>>1034276

fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, coleslaw, corn, fries, biscuits, a chicken sandwich, chocolate chip cake and a sweet tea to wash it all down.

They're coming back!

>>1034297
I know what story you just read

>>1034290
Those were mentioned in previous thread.
I think they were made to make sure there is a gen to get into.
The spammer opened threads again stuffing the hourly thread limit and prevented thread creation when the board needed it.
I posted screenhots of his actions. It should be up but there is a possibility zesty deleted everything discussing the issue. Like the thread he deleted which I created right the moment when the thread creation limit was lifted as the hour passed.

brisbane gay adulterers and drug cheats

>>1034302
>gay adulterers
There is no shame any more.

>>1034304
cringe
push them over please

>>1034304
Pika pika

On one hand I understand that deleting the unpleasant and offtopic posts creates the comfy atmosphere for idle chitchat.
On the other hand every time the issue comes up it will be full of confusion. For example how easy could have been for me to type: "member when I had to create a thread?" and the NEETs would member, or even search it in the catalog. But now its memoryholed and those who didn't pay attention or were boonged don't know what's going on and I have to use tiresome walls of texts of explanations.

I think the Chinese inflatable factory lady has a fake right hand. She might be amputee, or has an inflatable rubber hand which she uses it for marketing purposes.

>>1034309
imagine her wanking you off with it

>>1034310
Wouldn't be very good.

>>1034310
Sometimes she waves it about and it just flaps about. It's not something she can grab things with.

>>1034307
You are neither Australian or a NEET.

>>1034313
Nasty comment.

>>1034313
Thank you.

>>1034307
What happened

Might hang meself with muh shoelaces.

Fucling irish flag?

This is fine

>>1034320
Ban shibs for not putting a footy stream on

>>1034321
1. Noone requested.
2. Is there even a stream? I think that daddydaddad site is gone.

Fuck me swinging from a shoelace, this cloud looks like a roast chook!

>>1034321
Inactivity is the best form of moderation
>>1034322
It's a GOAD shibs

>>1034322
Monaro does his live streams on the domain now

>>1034323
It does a bit. The wangz on either side.

>>1034325
I don't understand what that means.

>>1034318
Then I'll rape your cold dead corpse

Fuck this cunt with an irish flag

>>1034329
He's actually Irish not some Aussie LARPer.

Praise the Red Coats.

>>1034313
Fuck off, you ne'er do well malcontent cunt.

>>1034332
Lol

>>1034329
If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, then you’re lucky enough.

Garn inblllllll

Do you NEETs think pic related is right?

>>1034336
Yeah. I also think reading the lines on peoples faxes is real

Of course no hot birds. Just like my sex life.

>>1034307
I didn't delete those posts. I deleted your thread though. If NEETs asked what happened I would just tell them. No one really cares though as long as the show goes on. This board has seen worse days.

Gettun ribs instead

Then I sleep on wood

Garn cheesecake store for dessert, you neets want anything?

>>1034306
kek

>>1034309
I will keep an eye out for it.

>>1034341
Is it comfortable?

Day 3 of BSides is completed. After lunch, I whizzed home and I am in bed now. I think Nuro might have been the pilot. We beat a thunderstorm which occurred while disembarking. We landed 15 minutes ahead of schedule.

I unpacked and had a shower. Another interesting half day, not as many people at the events today due to the hang overs from drinking. Too much too do but I felt I achieved enough.

>>1034342
Get me one as well thanks.

>>1034340
Ribs are good.

>>1034347
Well done neet.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES OUR CUNT WAS BACK TO BEING NORMAL AND NOT BEING FAKE AND GAY AND PUSHING SOME SATANIC SHIT

IN MELBOURNE TOO ! ITS A CRINGEMASS MIRACLE !

>>1034347
And now you can solder we no longer need Weber.

>>1034347
Good effort. What is bsides? Is that a self given challenge or some event thing?

>>1034352
I am no expert and we need expertise.

>>1034347
Did nuro give a presentation there? That's what most people who go to these events are hoping to see.

>>1034353
Cybersecurity talks, training, events, lock picking and soldering in the hardware village
https://www.bsidesau.com.au/

>>1034351
i too am shocked the jews didnt ruin it with pride and ukraine bullshit.... perhaps they are all too busy getting their shit pushed in overseas to subvert us just that one god damn time.

>>1034342
The girls there were very cute, but apart from that it wasn't much of a saturday night adventure. I shall need to find other adventures to go on. But I don't know where a lone neet can go in the evenings.

One of the most disappointing takeaway meals I ever had. Couple packs of Indomie would've been more satisfyimg.

>>1034356
It was called Bsides because originally it followed on from straight-laced conferences (RSA in seppo land, the ACSC one here), which would have been the A side in record or cassette parlance.

>>1034360
Thank you.

>>1034359
What did you get NEET?

>>1034355
It might’ve been in the Main track, but I didn't watch too many of those. Only forensic investigator one that mentioned mushroom killer ladies case.

>>1034323
I see a big buff guy showing off

Centuries have passed since Apple Jack – the oldest to die of her friend group – passed away. By now Princess Twilight Sparkle – sole ruler of Equestria – still had her sister in law Cadence, her niece Flurry Heart and and Celestia and Luna. But they all are busy. So, our unlikely heroine has stepped up to the plate - meet Eclipse.

>>1034362
None of your business

>>1034357
I read Netanyahu said it's the opposite of genocide what they are doing in Gaza.
I guess they really care about the welfare of Palestinians. They grow them.

>>1034365
Sleep tight IDE for Java Developers

>>1034356
>>1034352
Weber should've gone there to talk to people about getting a job rather than wasting time with APM.

>>1034338
You should have got one earlier.

>>1034342
Strawberry sponge cake to fill up, then cherry slice for second dessert

>>1034369
I couldn’t ask Motherbat for flights and accommodation and spending money.

>>1034351
Did you dye your hair?

>>1034367
Shame he didn't go see the Fat Orange Monster

>>1034372
You could if you said it was for a job.

>>1034375
Cruisey needs to make him CISO at UMMpty ltd

>>1034347
You did well NEET. A big success.

>>1034375
The old bat might be quite happy to see webby go somewhere and catch up with people he hasn't seen in years.

>>1034378
Cheeky winks every single day.

Only now an hour before bed do I finally start doing the programming stuff I keep meaning to work on all day. Why am I such an idiot.

Never been interested in Elvis before, but the last days of his life are speaking to me lately. Perhaps its some foreshadowing.... woe

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0HqnqUI2sY4 [Embed]

>>1034381
My mummybot is an elvis fan, she used to try and stop my binge eating by telling me how I was going to die like elvis did from too much junk food. Didn't help.

>His final toxicology identified numerous pharmaceuticals, including codeine, morphine, meperidine (Demerol), diazepam (Valium), methaqualone (Quaalude) and barbiturates. A medical review reports 14 drugs, with codeine reportedly at around ten times its therapeutic level and methaqualone in a toxic amount.
He was living his best life. Thriving.

>>1034381
Monk?

>>1034384
What about the constipation?

>>1034383
I suspect webby doesn't really want a job, he just goes because he enjoys the verbal humiliation from the karens at APM and can't afford professional dominatrices anymore.

He is smiling and thriving

>>1034386
>His final weight is commonly reported as over 300 pounds
>There were several overlapping problems: obesity, hypertension, diabetes, an enlarged heart, severe constipation, and extensive prescription-drug use.
>...½ pound of butter for three sandwiches. The bread was fried in the butter until it had absorbed essentially all of it. Langston recalled that Elvis specifically wanted the bread to become saturated with butter...
>a hollowed-out loaf of bread stuffed with approximately:
> a jar of peanut butter
> a jar of jelly/preserves
> one pound of bacon
>Estimates put one loaf at roughly 8,000 calories.
In other words, Elvis was basically one of us.

>>1034389
Our true execs are all fatter than Elvis ever was. Even Monk got fatter than Elvis.
It was the drugs that killed him.

>>1034389
He would have won Nurgle.

>>1034389
My apron at the front.

>>1034389
He was thriving!

Guilty about that cheesecake now. You guys should've stopped me.

>>1034394
You never listen to us.

Having potato paprikash with sausages and pickled jalepeno.

>>1034388
>proof of android

>>1034395
Strict diet starting tomorrow. No more cheesecake shops, no matter how sad and lonely I get. I'm not going out like elvis.

>>1034396
>pickled jalepeno
Those are Mexican aren't they?
Has traditional Hungarian paprika culture been changed by recent foreign influences?

>>1034397
>tomorrow
Sounds do-able NEET. This time it will work.

>>1034398
It's factory made. If I have to guess probably G*rman.

>>1034396
Android politician that will never age.

>G*rman
It's actually from Turkey. Close enough.

>>1034399
I believe in him.

>>1034402
I've seen jalapenos from there, but I don't trust jarred food from turkey or egypt or similar places.

>>1034397
I’m starting after the long weekend next week

>>1034402
Had a nightmare about Turkey last night.

>>1034404
It's quite good.

>>1034407
Big burds.

>>1034407
Big bird?

>>1034405
Most of the drugs he was on weren't even at fatal levels.

>>1034387
He needs Gertie.

Good night NEETs.

>>1034413
>he doesn't like me
smart Kevin

>>1034413
Night fella.
Hopefully Kevin be all right. If we can believe to the other pidge lady pidges form strong bonds.

>>1034405
You need to get on the peanut butter and jam and bacon filled bread loaves.

>>1034413
Night.

>>1034411
>>1034416
the screens were not testing for garlic bread levels. thats what got possum... god rest his soul

fuck too much cheesecake...I never learn

>>1034419
Hope you saved some for tomorrow.

>...how the Veda introduced
the white-complexioned friends of Indra from the north-west, and how the Vendidad brought the noble Aryan from a cold country, where there were only two months of summer, and which apparently lay closer to Sogdiana and Bactria, to the Jaxartes and the Oxus, than to any other part of ancient Iran. And so it was that the Roof of the World, the tableland of Pamir, and the valleys that seamed its skirts, came to be looked on as the cradle of the Aryan race...
This sounds promising

>>1034406
>next week
Sounds do-able NEET.

>>1034413
Good night Pidge. xx
It is cruel that they bond the pidge to themselves and then abandon it for long periods.

Strong winds currently.
I feel a bit scared.

>>1034424
I will hold you.

>>1034425
Enough propulsion for two?

Feeling sick, might have gastro, cheesecake was surely an error

Also sick. Stomache not right and already took gastro.

>>1034405
Are quaaludes good? They seem a bit scary.

>>1034427
You were only meant to have one slice not the whole thing.

>>1034413
Night m8

>>1034431
Good gimmick this

Sad.😞

>>1034433
Gm. I'm dissapointed the coffee i bought from aldis is shit

>>1034434
>>1034433
GMN.

I was having a good time watching the naked woman channel until my dad came in and put on the naked man channel.

>>1034436
He's allowed to have a good time too

>>1034436
you should have danced for him

>>1034438
There's so many naked men dancing on the tv right now he wouldn't notice if I did, it's an awful channel with no restraint.

>>1034427
>>1034428
Hope you have stocked up on toilet paper.

It's falling out of me.

>>1034439
Was actually thinking about nudity the other day. Female nudity is toxic for society, it would be bedlam if they were to walk around with no clothes, not to mention it is unnecessary because men will always be attracted to women. Conversely i don't think there's enough male nudity, perhaps women need to be reminded of the male form to correct our birth rates. Could be a positive thing.

Going to watch the brad pitt movie with the doggo today in the kinoplex

You neets need to start eating proper boong food like Witchetty grubs and lizards and ya wont get a bad gut.

>>1034443
no spoilers

>>1034444
shut up you smelly coon

>>1034443
Bradolf Pittler

>>1034444
Thank you Wizzy.

Big moon tonight. Stay inside, lock all doors/windows and keep the venetians shut.

Good morning NEETs.

>>1034450
GMN.

>>1034452
>IKTF
When the VIM van pulls into the drive and I see Cruisey smiling

>>1034449
I hate that fucking thing.

Time to drink infinity coffee waiting for my wife to contact me

>>1034456
>wife
You mean wife (male)

>>1034452
Me on the left.

>>1034459
I hope you were paid well for appearing in her video.

>>1034458
No
She is a biological female
Perhaps you are gay

>>1034461
>Perhaps you are gay
There is no shame anymore.

>>1034457
Based

>>1034461
Sounds like cope

Getting this error on the 4chan right now. Significance unknown.

>>1034462
The stigma is gone.

>>1034466
It could be good news.

I eat peanutbutter sandwiches. Worried after hearing what happened to elvis.

>>1034466
With no loving in our souls
And no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied

>>1034470
Cruisey sings that substituting Weber for Angie.

>>1034462
Not to shame the NEET he just seems fixated on male partners
>>1034464
I don't understand
I'm just drinking coffee waiting for my wife to contact me

>>1034469
As long as you avoid abusing 16 different prescription medications you will be fine.
The sandwiches were innocent.

>>1034472
What is this wife meme you are running here NEET?

>>1034470
Where is this from? Nice words

>>1034474
I have a wife whom I am waiting to receive contact from
I drink coffee and read books while I wait
Very real and not a meme

>>1034477
I hope this is not some sort of overseas arrangement.

>>1034478
You need to let go of your shame neet.

>>1034478
No
She is in Adelaide and I have signed the marriage document
She is busy right now but it won't be long before I get a call or text message from her

>>1034480
Good for you neet.

I feel we should be consulted by any NEET considering marriage.

>>1034476
There's something about le rolling stones I've always hated. They are peak boomer and I find this stupid tongue graphic to be such an impotent symbol of rebellion.

>>1034484
I was never much of a fan of them but you have to judge their original work in the time it was made.
You can't let the fact they are cringe boomers still touring influence you.