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NEET General #1008 - How's your dick? NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No. 1033188
How's your dick NEETs?
OLD: >>1032125


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.1033191 del
>>1033188
Wanked.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.1033192 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.1033195 del
How does he do it


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.1033196 del
>>1033195
Keeps me awake at night.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.1033197 del
>>1033195
No one knows.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.1033199 del
shiban has been turned evil. might have to abandon site later


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.1033200 del
tiffo update
>had foid rental inspection


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.1033201 del
>>1033199
You have nowhere to go neet. Your home is the crab bucket.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.1033203 del
>>1033200
Did he find the Kayak after the incident?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.1033204 del
>>1033201
Never forget, the show must go on!


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.1033205 del
>>1033164
Also Daniel Assange published his first scientific paper at age 16, on possum genetics: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1899125/


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.1033206 del
>>1033200
Is this what he was emailing webby about? Needed webby's expertise on cleanliness?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.1033207 del
>>1033205
Spooky.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.1033208 del
>>1033206
When you got a tough cleaning job, Weber can always help.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.1033210 del
>>1033208
He would just subcontract it to bill, and nothing would happen for 2 years.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.1033213 del
>>1033203
>what the fuck?
>What incident and its a canoe and it wasnt lost. What has he been on?

>>1033206
idk some secret spook outpost shit i guess


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.1033214 del
>>1033213
I was told it floated away >>1030681


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.1033215 del
Yes I am wise, but it's wisdom from the pain.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.1033216 del
>>1033199
Cant believe he's on the based one's side. Probably on tiff's email list.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.1033217 del
>>1033215
Pain from big poos?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.1033218 del
>>1033217
Blocked up more like it.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.1033219 del
>>1033217
Yes I gaped it twice, and it left a stain.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.1033220 del
Chest pain, rip


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.1033221 del
>>1033218
>IKTF
rn


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.1033222 del
i need a girlfriend to fuck this is bullshit. i haven't cum in a woman since like forever


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.1033223 del
>>1033220
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.1033224 del
if you see shiban on call him smelly because he wont let me upgrade the site anymore


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.1033225 del
>>1033222
Thank you Wizzy.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.1033226 del
>>1033220
It's over. RIP NEET


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.1033227 del
>>1033224
Get a stick and hit the server.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.1033228 del
It was disrespectful not to use Shiban's thread.
This one is not good.
brown noser


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.1033229 del
>>1033228
All lot of good things fall into the gape.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.1033230 del
>>1033220
go to hospital neet, or at least call the nurse on call line


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.1033231 del
><Shiban_The_Khan_> now that you insulted me and deleted the thread how do you expect me to support new features you came up with?
>[20:18] <Shiban_The_Khan_> isn't really diplomatic is it
>[20:28] <zesty> hahaha but it is australian
>[20:28] <zesty> have a sook carnt
lmfao


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.1033232 del
>>1033227
It's the best way.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.1033233 del
>>1033231
It's the best way.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.1033234 del
Zesty, Shibs is our patron here you need to treat him with respect.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.1033235 del
>>1033234
We may need a second in command board volunteer to complement zesty's zest. Someone who can say sorry to shibs a lot.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.1033236 del
>>1033234
Zesty is our most retarded BO yet.
yeah its funny lmao


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.1033237 del
Watching the ninja learning network on youtube. It's like abc kids except for middle aged autists who still think they're going to be ninja assassins one day.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.1033238 del
We need Tiff. He should be 2iC


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.1033239 del
>>1033236
He's the only neet who was willing to be BO so please be respectful.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.1033240 del
>>1033237
I watched a python vid like that.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.1033241 del
>>1033239
Oh. So I need to kiss arse to the catboy when he's doing another mong and going to delete half the board again when he realises shibs has the bigger wand?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.1033242 del
Had to deal with a knife wielding ninja this morning, police would have just shot him, nobody has time for another police shooting.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.1033243 del
>>1033239
Yes I agree.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.1033244 del
>>1033237
Do you learn self offense?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.1033245 del
>>1033238
Someone should visit TiffRS HQ


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.1033246 del
>>1033241
>shibs has the bigger wand
We will need a tape measure.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.1033247 del
>>1033242
Well done.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.1033248 del
>>1033237
You are doing well NEET.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.1033249 del
>>1033246
And a microscope.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.1033250 del
>>1033242
Go on...


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.1033251 del
>>1033240
I played with my python before.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.1033252 del
>>1033251
Did c+ come out?


NEET Board owner 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.1033253 del
>>1033241
>delete half the board again
hey, that was another guy


NEET Board owner 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.1033254 del
hey shiban remember that time i got drunk and turned my vpn on and blamed you saying you banned me? yeah its like that again


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.1033255 del
>>1033252
Only C#


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.1033256 del
Ffs. Its gone to his head again.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.1033257 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.1033258 del
>>1033257
Good Nike Pidgey. xx


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.1033259 del
Having újházi tyúkhúsleves and pogácsa for lunch.

>>1033254
>remember
Not really, no.

>>1033257
Night fella.
What makes a pidge Nike?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.1033260 del
>>1033259
>Having újházi tyúkhúsleves and pogácsa


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.1033261 del
>Újházi tyúkhúsleves is a rich, traditional Hungarian chicken soup named after the 19th-century actor Ede Újházi, traditionally served alongside savory Hungarian scones called pogácsa


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.1033262 del
I want a traditional Hungarian scone.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.1033263 del
>>1033256
oh cmon mate only having a laugh


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.1033264 del
>>1033262
Weber gets them from Bakers Delight.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.1033265 del
>>1033264
I can imagine someone baking them.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.1033266 del
GN


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.1033267 del
>>1033266
Pucker that thing up. I need it ready by the time I get in.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.1033268 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.1033269 del
>>1033266
Night fella.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.1033270 del
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Need to go to bed, suddenly not tired.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.1033271 del
>>1033270
>tfw tomorrow


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.1033272 del
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It took me 35 years to realise that in the movie Double Impact Jean Claude Van Damme plays both brothers. God I'm retarded. Face blind autist.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.1033273 del
>>1033270
You need a winding down routine for bedtime. Do things that calm you down, take things slow.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.1033274 del
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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.1033275 del
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Dinner time.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.1033276 del
>>1033275
Bon appetite.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.1033277 del
>>1033275
Looks great NEET.
I had asparagus last week. It is in season.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.1033278 del
>>1033250
Durgo finished with the barbie and decided to be an urban samurai, scared people with the partial arts. Sent him home before he did anything irreversibly stupid.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.1033279 del
>>1033275
Outstanding work neet


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.1033280 del
awak


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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.1033282 del
need more sleep


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.1033283 del
>>1033259
It's not clear in the video but in other videos you can see the Nike tick (☑️) logo (white feather looks like the tick)


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.1033284 del
>>1033283
I see. Thanks.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 19:12 [Preview] No.1033285 del
>>1033281
Thicc.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.1033286 del
Cruisey I am looking forward to BSides


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 20:02 [Preview] No.1033287 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.1033288 del
>>1033266
Night m8


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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.1033291 del
>>1033275
Veal steak?


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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 21:25 [Preview] No.1033293 del
The Fat Orange Monster is furious
>Days After Press Ban, White House Launches ‘Trump TV’ — A 24/7 Clip Show
https://www.washingtonsun.com/trump-white-house/white-house-announces-trump-tv?redirected=notus_org


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.1033294 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.1033295 del
Any big plans in the city today?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.1033296 del
Had a dream that pidge was a terrible burn victim and he scared me or whatever. he like wore a mask and when i found out his face was scarred he became hostile. this is why i dont watch horror, but then again i really want to watch resident evil in cinema because the director is fantastic.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.1033297 del
>>1033295
Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.1033298 del
>>1033293
24 hour sitcom


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.1033299 del
>>1033296
>Had a dream that pidge was a terrible burn victim
God I hope he's okay.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.1033300 del
having cobvee


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.1033301 del
Cruisey packing my suitcase is tiring.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:31 [Preview] No.1033302 del
finished cobfee and dont have enouther :(


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:38 [Preview] No.1033303 del
The situation is under control.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.1033304 del
>>1033303
He is stuck looking like that now Clavicular is in gaol for child rape and looksmaxxing is over.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:56 [Preview] No.1033305 del
>>1033301
>my suitcase
You used to live right there.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:56 [Preview] No.1033306 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.1033307 del
morning lads


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.1033308 del
Mornibg


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.1033309 del
>>1033304
all that work and he still had to use roofies to score some pussy


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.1033310 del
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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.1033311 del
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>muh 1 PabstBlueRibbon


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.1033312 del
>>1033309
It is all bullshit. The usual regret after she realised he'd pumped and dumped her.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.1033313 del
>>1033312
She probably got pissed off he took longer in the bathroom than she did.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.1033314 del
>>1033305
Not today, whizzing through the air later this arvo


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.1033315 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.1033316 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.1033317 del
>>1033314
Look out for Webby at the conference.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:13 [Preview] No.1033318 del
>>1033314
Business class?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.1033319 del
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>ROFLMAO


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.1033320 del
>>1033317
We could wink at each other.

>>1033318
Economy, small plane only option available. I have heard it is going to be loud


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:16 [Preview] No.1033321 del
>>1033320
Are you flying in a prop plane from a small town?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.1033322 del
>>1033321
It's a twin turbo plane, holds up to 30 people I believe. I am going to put on my autismo noise cancelling headphones as it whizzes.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:19 [Preview] No.1033323 del
>>1033309
>>1033304
If theyre old enough for plastic surgery


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.1033324 del
>>1033319
Pepe saved. Thank you.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.1033325 del
>>1033310
Im having a coffee
Are you saying its jewish?
Nestle was propped up by ww2. Probably jewish.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.1033326 del
>>1033322
I hope you have a safe trip NEET.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:25 [Preview] No.1033327 del
>>1033326
Thank you.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.1033328 del
Severely woed


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:34 [Preview] No.1033329 del
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>‘We Hacked the FBI:’ Hackers Say They Have Data on All FBI Employees
https://www.404media.co/we-hacked-the-fbi-hackers-say-they-have-data-on-all-fbi-employees/


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.1033330 del
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>>1033329
>Glownigger tier retarded shit


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:50 [Preview] No.1033331 del
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>use USA servers, follow USA rules


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.1033332 del
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>$hit posting from the "bunker" because I know "paprika" & "thyme" get their panties in a twist...lol


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:09 [Preview] No.1033333 del
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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.1033334 del
Can't help it. Keep thinking about those sara lee apple and custard pies at woolies. They are like a twin pack of fairy tale princesses held against their will in the bakery section at woolies, and I am the handsome prince that is going to go rescue them.


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>>1033334
Wish me good fortune neets, I'm going on a quest to rescue them.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.1033336 del
>>1033333
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.1033337 del
>>1033334
>>1033335
Good luck NEET. Get some dollop cream to go with them.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:24 [Preview] No.1033338 del
>>1033334
It's a trap neet.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.1033339 del
>>1033334
The Knight of Pies and custard.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:26 [Preview] No.1033340 del
Ser Boardo the Wide.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.1033341 del
>>1033333
Thank you Dan. Your hard work shows your true dedication to the NEETs.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.1033342 del
>>1033334
Good luck NEET.


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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.1033344 del
>>1033343
That's all too expensive for a humble NEET.


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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.1033346 del
>>1033340
There was actually a king called Charles the Fat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_the_Fat


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.1033347 del
>>1033344
I bought beef mince from the butchers for $16 a kilo the other day


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.1033348 del
>>1033296
Would like to see that too.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.1033349 del
>>1033346
We have been suffering the normies' bullying for centuries. Millennia probably.
Uprising when?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.1033350 del
>>1033347
That is a good price if it is the type with 10% fat or less.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.1033351 del
Lizbef APM chock full of niggers this morning.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:41 [Preview] No.1033352 del
>>1033351
Did you get dressed up?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:43 [Preview] No.1033353 del
>>1033352
Reasonably. Shaved and showered too.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.1033354 del
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>>1033296
>pidge was a terrible burn victim
They rebuilt him, made him better, faster, stronger. He is now more machine than man but inside he is still all pidge.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:48 [Preview] No.1033355 del
>>1033351
You need to become a cybersecurity influencer and streamer. Rise above the jsp slavery.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:49 [Preview] No.1033356 del
>>1033355
His trademark wink would lock me in as a subscriber.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:54 [Preview] No.1033357 del
That reminds me that I need to work on my bluetooth scanner again and learn more about the bluetooth enabled surveillance pigeons I detected in the park earlier this year. Definitely a project for this week.
Remember neets - if it flies, it spies.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:57 [Preview] No.1033358 del
>>1033357
I am willing to believe it.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.1033359 del
>>1033357
I am NOT willing to believe it.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.1033360 del
>>1033358
>>1033359
The bluetooth low energy signals in the middle of an empty park were real. I can't yet prove it was spy pidges, but I will.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.1033361 del
>>1033360
Be careful neet, they are watching.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.1033362 del
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>>1033295
Yeah. Leave.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.1033363 del
>>1033360
You need to lure one into a foil-lined box trap.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.1033364 del
>>1033360
One time I got on a plane to tasmania or coming back from there and my phone literally started charging on it's own. I showed the flight attendent and he laughed ???
Sometimes spooky shit happens and I blame pidge


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.1033365 del
>>1033362
You have a good routine going. Next stop, hospital?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.1033366 del
>>1033364
It might have been your vril was so overflowing it started charging devices around you. That has happened to Monk on occasion.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.1033367 del
I hope Weber's appointment went well.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.1033368 del
home
having a cider
was 45 minutes late being summoned at APM
was interviewed by the Workforce Australia Business Development Manager who went absolutely spastic after seeing my resume
didn't even have to say anything, he was all "we can't place you anywhere, you'll quit after a week" and "nobody we have is going to pay your kind of salary"
slimy arab of some sort
the way he spoke to other people when I was waiting to be called was horrific
he made an interview for some girl on the phone without consulting her and when she said she had a dentist appointment at that day and time he tried to harangue her into changing it rather than shifting the arbitrary interview time he had arranged


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.1033369 del
he and the woman sitting next to him taking notes would also shit talk half the people they interviewed after they walked off
about appearance and not being enthusiastic mostly


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:29 [Preview] No.1033370 del
>>1033368
>>1033369
Those APM wagies sound awful.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.1033371 del
>>1033370
the normal staff (the two I saw previously for 3 minutes each) didn't even acknowledge me when they walked past this morning
the two I saw today appear to be based out of another APM storefront down south and only come to Lizbef once a fortnight to interview and place 'job ready' people that have done all the other stuff like resume creation or got a certficate in putting their socks and shoes on or something


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.1033372 del
Oh the timing of this is ominous
>New myGov Inbox message (3 minutes ago)


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.1033373 del
>>1033370
Also one young girl they talked to brought her boyfriend in (who followed her to their desk lol) and the camel jockey tried to convince him to switch to APM from the provider he was with


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.1033374 del
could have been at BSides introducing the other CyberNOOT to a veritable who's who and showing him how to milk free steak dinners out of Google et al each night


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.1033375 del
>>1033372
Cenno wanting me to update my bank details even though they haven't changed.
Haven't as yet got a new appointment message from Workforce/APM, so Yasser Arafat didn't book one in. Probably didn't tick off today's attendance either.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.1033376 del
>>1033368
>45 minutes late
That is unacceptable.
It sounds awful there.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.1033377 del
>>1033371
>got a certficate in putting their socks and shoes on
I hope they don't know that the Bat does yours for you.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.1033378 del
>>1033376
It is. Like I posted after my first visit, there's no receptionist or sign-in, you're dependant on some fag with a post-it note coming out and taking CRN numbers once every 30 minutes if you're lucky
the waiting area is frequently maxed out in term of available chairs and some of the druggie types are on the phone to their mates, so of whom come into the area to talk and carry on


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.1033379 del
>>1033377
She did them up... until last Sunday:
>>>/bb/232184
>>>/bb/232266


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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.1033381 del
Gorged myself on roast pork, crackling and gravy I bought from coles. Worth it though.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.1033382 del
>>1033380
Lovely.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.1033383 del
>>1033368
Record him and put it on Facebook as a remix


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.1033384 del
>>1033378
>some of the druggie types are on the phone to their mates, so of whom come into the area to talk and carry on
I don't hold it against them. A bit of support from friends is good in those sort of situations. Eases the suffering.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.1033385 del
>>1033381
Did you buy the pre-cooked from the warmer?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.1033386 del
>>1033356
Webby's branding will be as a drunken cynical bigoted security expert who will say all sorts of offensive things on livestream, commenting on current events and reviewing other people's youtube videos while drinking. At subscriber milestones he will down entire bottles of liquor or commit racist acts of hate speech that violate australian laws.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.1033387 del
>>1033381
I haven't been brave enough to try one of their bag roasts yet. It would piss me off to get it home and find it was 70% fat cap.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.1033388 del
>>1033386
It's not clear from your post whether this is good or bad?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.1033389 del
>>1033385
Yes, it was actually better than the roasts I'd done myself in the past. The crackling was so good I had to stop at half the roast and tore the rest off and threw it in the bin to stop myself from bingeing on it. I will use the rest of the meat with baked beans to make feedpacks and freeze them.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.1033390 del
>>1033387
Stuff they cook at the stores varies a lot from place to place, you just have to try your luck, this one was ok.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.1033391 del
>>1033368
Sounds like it was a complete waste of time.


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>>1033389
>tore the rest off and threw it in the bin


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.1033393 del
>>1033392
crackling is unhealthy neet


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.1033394 del
>>1033389
>and threw it in the bin to stop myself from bingeing on it
are you for real a retart ?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.1033395 del
>>1033386
That's just day one.

>>1033388
I think it is a good.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.1033396 del
>>1033389
When I throw something in the bin to stop me from eating more of it I also give it a dose of fly spray so I won't be tempted to go into the bin for it later.
I learned that from experience. The shame, the shame. The shame.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.1033397 del
>>1033391
the purpose of a system is what it does


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.1033398 del
>>1033393
Its delicious though. We need to get what pleasures we can from this existence.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.1033399 del
>>1033393
depends on your macros
if you're doing 66% fat/33% protein it is a perfectly valid meal
if you're eating carbs, probably not


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.1033400 del
They will all know that he left them a one star review. It turned them against him.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.1033401 del
I don't think I even have macros.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.1033402 del
their is also no actual medical science link between dietary fat and heart disease, just bs pushed by big grain and big sugar


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.1033403 del
>>1033402
>big grain and big sugar
My exact body type.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.1033404 del
>>1033400
it should have made bella and imogen wet tho


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.1033405 del
I also get the impression Bella is a bit of a dumb dumb, because one guy the camel jockey saw hadn't even created a resume, bella just assigned him, and CJ was having a lil menty b about it


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.1033406 del
>>1033396
>The shame, the shame. The shame.
The stigma is gone.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.1033407 del
also talking about nig in the third person
"I can't send him anywhere if he doesn't have a resume"
"he doesn't even speak English"


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.1033408 del
>>1033406
I wish that it was. Oh woe woe woe.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:13 [Preview] No.1033409 del
>>1033396
the fly sprays based on pyrethrin are probably still safe to eat
it'll just taste like a pine forest


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.1033410 del
>>1033396
Run it under hot water for 20 seconds and it will be good to go.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.1033411 del
>>1033407
This slimey racist arab fuck doesn't appreciate the strengths and diversity that niggers bring to our country. How typical.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.1033412 del
>>1033409
>it'll just taste like a pine forest
That's what Cruisey said to the tugger when he tried to convince her to give the bare blowjob instead of covered.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:26 [Preview] No.1033413 del
Police rocked up demanding to know about the neibourhood ninja.
Classic exchange, another fridge magnet witness statement, case closed.


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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.1033415 del
>>1033413
Did you snitch on him NEET?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.1033416 del
>>1033415
I bet he did. Brown noser and boot licker [100% emjoi]


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.1033417 del
>>1033416
>100% emjoi
My exact body type.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.1033418 del
>>1033413
Calm down


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.1033419 del
>>1033365
You know me too well, StalkerNEET.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.1033420 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-23/sa-police-update-on-gus-lamont-disappearance-case/107183430
>SA government offers $1 million reward for information about Gus Lamont
cue 10,000 emails all saying "the tranny granny did it, duh"


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.1033421 del
>>1033420
The real mystery is what the tranny did with the body.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.1033422 del
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Whats that stuff on top the building, 5G?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.1033423 del
>>1033422
Ask security when the times comes.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.1033424 del
>>1033421
probably hidden in plain sight initially
then steamrolled/woodchippered/whatevered after the plods have gone home


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.1033425 del


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.1033426 del
Got a shift from 4-8pm tonight. On the brink of acquiring a new wage starting Monday, thankfully I was dealing with a Maori woman instead of a filipino jungle monkey at this agency I interviewed at yesterday. Gonna get wicked gooned tonight i reckon


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.1033427 del
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>>1033422
Spy pidge control network. If it flies, it spies.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.1033428 del
>>1033427
Sigeon pex????


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.1033429 del
Lol just checked the app and apparently the shift is 2-6... whoopsies


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.1033430 del
>>1033351
>chock full of niggers
They are our country's greatest strength. Bringing much needed vibrancy and economic growth. Our entire future.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.1033431 del
>>1033429
that's now, you boong
unless you mean 2am to 6am


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.1033432 del
SECURITY IS ON TO ME. I REPEAT, SECURITY NIGGERS ARE ON. TO. ME.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.1033433 del
>>1033429
Get your fucking shit together lest ye be sleeping at bus shelters you bitch ass nigga with tiny willy...


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.1033434 del
>>1033432
make them look left quickly


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.1033435 del
It is somewhat amazing there are more workshops in Shitbourne than Monk has yet worked at.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.1033436 del
>>1033435
>workshops
*warehouses


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:26 [Preview] No.1033437 del
>>1033335
Had lunch with the apple berry and custard sisters. Not worth it. They were both mushy and tasteless, not the fresh and delicious experience I expected. Maybe it would've been a better experience if I'd warmed them up first, but I am always too eager to satisfy myself for that.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:32 [Preview] No.1033438 del
>>1033429
You were made for better things. Onwards and upwards.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.1033439 del
I treat objects like women


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.1033440 del
>Toy sales among adult-only households have now outpaced households with children for toy sales, growing 16% through June, according to a market research group.


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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.1033442 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NJOJTsmJLLA [Embed]


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.1033443 del
>>1033442
he didn't say 'look in the bag' or do a bicycle kick once


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.1033444 del
>>1033441
Pussy destroyer five, standing by!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:53 [Preview] No.1033445 del
>>1033366
kek. it's cool unironically though


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:56 [Preview] No.1033446 del
>>1033366
>vril
Too many jack off sessions with too many hetro jack off bros. The crystals glow so brightly the vril overflows.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.1033447 del
Fuck me swinging from a rope there are some sexy nurses here. Could never do it though, I'd pass out seeing blood.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.1033448 del
>>1033426
Good luck with the new wage.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.1033449 del
>>1033448
he already fucked it


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.1033450 del
opened the lark 'rare seppeltsfield ii' and made an old fashioned
>Bold Tasmanian Single Malt layered with plum cake, roasted nuts, and fudge
taste none of that
called seppeltsfield because i think they used some casks from the seppeltsfield winery in the barossa best a


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.1033451 del
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masturbatory wank


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.1033452 del
>>1033437
Better off making your own apple pie or sourcing one from a bakery now of days.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.1033453 del
I've had to close the window. I felt menaced by the bees.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.1033454 del
>>1033453
just say hello to them
give one a *gentle* pat


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.1033455 del
>>1033453
You should make friends with them.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.1033456 del
>>1033435
Monk's been doing this since before the pandemic - at least 7 or 8 years now? He loses a new job every week or so. Surely by now he's run out of places to work or run out of liver.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.1033457 del
>>1033456
Probably. He never replies to posts, so who knows?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.1033458 del
Cruisey the baggage drop area, security, and place I got my salad were very busy and it was stressful.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.1033459 del
>>1033426
Sounds do-able.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.1033460 del
>>1033429
Monk? Yes!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.1033461 del
>>1033451
You will love it!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.1033462 del
>>1033454
👆💯


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.1033463 del
>>1033458
>salad
not going to make the next three days


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.1033464 del
>>1033463
I will thrive!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.1033465 del
Monk NAB needs you!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.1033466 del
>>1033448
>>1033449
He needs a construction industry job where he can hang out with proper aussie blokes in fluros outside all day, not pajeets in warehouses.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.1033467 del
Well done Monk the app is now working.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.1033468 del
>>1033466
Monk will get there one day.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.1033469 del
>>1033468
His old man had a trade (plumber?) didn't he?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.1033470 del
>>1033466
>proper aussie blokes in fluros
They will get him back on the meth.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.1033471 del
>>1033456
I had a real job all through covid


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.1033472 del
Potato salad for dinner


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.1033473 del
>>1033471
You were thriving. Legendary Cas visits.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.1033474 del
>>1033472
With potato?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.1033475 del
>>1033473
I still kind of miss those times even though I was clearly depressed. I was hopeful of the future back then.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.1033476 del
>>1033475
You had the Venetians too.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.1033477 del
Woe Angry died.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.1033478 del
>>1033474
Fuck off and die Sheboong you fucking faggot.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.1033479 del
>>1033478
I'm not your dad to get attention by acting out.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.1033480 del
>>1033479
*get attention from me


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.1033481 del
Someone didn't eat their salad.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.1033482 del


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.1033483 del
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>>1033473
>Legendary Cas visits


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.1033484 del
got 3 pieces of origial recipe, 10 nuggers, popcorn chicken, chips, coleslaw, dinner roll and solo for a snack


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.1033485 del
>>1033484
I'll have the popcoin chicken and the chippies. Thanks m8.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.1033486 del
>>1033483
His comment about Indians was legendary.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.1033487 del
angery andersong died


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.1033488 del
>>1033287
>training AI with AI is a bad idea because AI makes mistakes, hallucinate, generate stupid texts, malformed pictures
Luckily humanity is devoid all of these.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.1033489 del
>>1033484
And I'll have the 3 pieces thanks.


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>>1033484
I call dibs on the chicken skin


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.1033491 del
>>1033487
He's with Helen now.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.1033492 del
Cruisey boarding should happen soon.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.1033493 del
>>1033343
What is that 1%?

>>1033346
When you realize "Great" didn't mean strength of character but volume...


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.1033494 del
>>1033493
I would guess some type of salt, spice, herb and/or chemical additive.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.1033495 del
>>1033493
Listening to the karate kids. If my legs weren't so fucked I'd give Thai Mong Dope a try.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.1033496 del
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Welp, no medium rare veal steak and charred asparagus for me tonight.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.1033497 del
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>>1033496
Pretentious yoga faggits get the royal salute.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.1033498 del
cooking spagetti spesh. youse should know by now the recipe


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.1033499 del
no money for goon. it's over.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.1033500 del
No goon tonight. Feeling shakey, not good. Better now then later


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.1033501 del
Marco


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.1033502 del
>>1033498
A rich bowl of olives and cheese!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.1033503 del


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.1033504 del
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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.1033505 del
Despairing over my inability to do anything useful. Thinking of just packing it in and trying again tomorrow.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.1033506 del


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.1033507 del
>>1033504
They could have given you a lift.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.1033508 del
>>1033505
You deserve to rest NEET


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.1033509 del
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We'll have one last go at Instant Millionaire tonight neets - at our last point in the story we were trying to give away $1000 bills at a shopping centre, and everyone was just ignoring us. So we'll try and pick someone and walk up to them:

>"No one will believe me if I just stand here waving money in the air," you tell yourself. 'I'lll pick out some likely looking prospects and go up and talk to them."
>You stand and watch the people pass by for a moment. You see a teenager looking at watches in the window of a drugstore.
>You see a young mother arguing with her five-year-old daughter about which direc- tion to take. And you see a well-dressed, middle-aged man walking aimlessly, obviously just window-shopping.
>Surely, one of these three people will gladly take some free money from you and start you on your way to getting rid of the million dollars. But which one?

>Do you choose the teenager? Turn to PAGE 28.
>Do you choose the young mother? Turn to PAGE 48.
>Do you choose the middle-aged man? Turn to PAGE 68.


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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.1033511 del
>>1033509
Choose the middle-aged man. It might be Webby on his way back from the job centre appointment.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.1033512 del
>>1033509
Go with Webby.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.1033513 del
>>1033509
Middle-aged man.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.1033514 del
>>1033497
What if you get moved on?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.1033515 del
Cruisey I have made it safely to the Hotel.


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>>1033513
>>1033512
>>1033511

>"What are you selling?" the man asks as you walk up and say hello. He's wearing a light-blue suit that fits a bit too snugly around his large waist. He squints down at you as if he has trouble with his eyes.
>"I hope you'll believe me," you begin timidly. "I'm not selling anything. I'd like to give you this thousand dollar bill. It's absolutely free. Please take it."
>The man takes the bill from you. He holds it up close to his face and squints at it for a long time. "Good detail," he says finally. He hands it back to you.
>"What?" you ask.
>What is he talking about?
>"Not a bad job, actually," the man says, searching in his jacket pocket for something. "It's really one of the best bills I've seen. But the background is a bit murky. Here take a look at one of mine."
>He hands you a thousand dollar bill. Is he saying that your money is counterfeit?


>Go on to PAGE 69.
Uh oh neets, this doesn't look good...


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>>1033516

>"See? I use a higher grade ink than you do," he says with pride. "It makes the background come up sharper."
>You stare in disbelief at the phony bill in your hand.
>"You can keep that one." the man says. He walks off and disappears into a store.
>"He can't be right!" you tell yourself.
>"My money can't be counterfeit!"
>You put his bill in your pocket and take out one of yours. You examine it carefully.
>First the front, then the back.
>On the back of the bill, at the bottom, in tiny, tiny type, you read the words: "Otto Quincy Vandermint Practical Joke Com pany."
>What a hilarious joke!!
>So why aren't you laughing?
>THE END
The whole fucking book our money was counterfeit!
We might go back a few pages and try again, picking either the teenagers or the young mother to see what happens.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.1033518 del
>>1033517
>why aren't you laughing
But I do.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.1033519 del
Cold and wet but the bins are out.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.1033520 del
>>1033517
It's over we was robbed.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.1033521 del
Woke up feeling like a million dollars but when I told webby about my feeling he said they were counterfeit.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.1033522 del
>>1033517
The author fucked us.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.1033523 del
>>1033515
Get on the apps. Look for a hookup.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.1033524 del
It is bin day tomorrow Weber. Bins out for the lads.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.1033525 del
>https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cqgk52ln68xvo
>Child ketamine users getting bladder damage describe 'peeing a jellyfish'
Cruisey I want some ketamine! I want to pee out a jellyfish too!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.1033526 del
nads out for the lads


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.1033527 del
>>1033521
Were you about to call him an asshole?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.1033528 del
>>1033525
>jelly
*puffer


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.1033529 del
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>>1033509
We'll try the teenager this time:

>The teenager staring at the watches turns around as you walk up to him. He's tall and thin, with short red hair. He's wearing a T-shirt that says "Give Me Air."
>You decide to get right to the point. "I'm trying to give away some money," you tell him. "I'm not crazy or anything. I just have a lot of money to give away."
>The teenager stares at you for a moment.
>"I'm kinda busy," he says.
>"It'll only take a second," you tell him.
>"Just take some money from me."
>"Well ... if it'll make you happy," the guy says, grinning. "How about five dollars? Have you got a five?"
>"I was thinking of a slightly higher amount," you say.
>"You mean you want to give away ten dollars?'" the teenager asks. "Are you sure you're not crazy?"
>"How about a thousand dollars?" you ask, holding up a wad of bills. "Please. I'm serious. I'm giving you ten thousand dollars." You can't believe you have to plead with someone to take the money!
>The teenager just stares at you. He's trying to decide if you're serious or not. You hold the money up in front of his face.
>Will he take the money? Will he be your first success?
>Turn to PAGE 4.

Will this dumb shit take our $10k counterfeit bills? Only an idiot would not recognise the fake money right?


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>>1033529
>"Okay. Hand it over," he says slowly. "I know this is a gag. But I'll bite."
>He takes the ten thousand dollar bills from your hand and examines the money carefully. "Okay. What's the joke?" he asks.
>"No joke," you tell him. "It's yours."
>"Hey Frank, whatcha doin'?" A boy in a sweatshirt and torn jeans comes over.
>"This kid just gave me ten thousand dollars," Frank says. "It even looks real!"
>"Hey, kid you got some more of that for me?" Frank's friend asks.
>"Sure," you say. "Here's ten thousand for you." Business is starting to pick up!
>"Hey this kid's giving away money!"
>Frank's friend yells to two other teenagers.
>They come running over. You dig into your pocket for more money.
>A few seconds later, a huge crowd has gathered around you. You're handing out the thousand dollar bills as fast as you can.
>But it isn't fast enough! Hands are grabbing at you. A fist fight breaks out. You hear a window smash, broken glass shattering against the floor. People are scuffling, pushing their way toward you.
>You've started a terrible, violent riot!
>Should you try to run away? or stay until you've given away every dollar you brought?

>Run? Turn to PAGE 9.
>Stay? Turn to PAGE 19.

Money is supposed to solve all our problems, but somehow it is only bringing suffering and misery to the world. What should we do neets?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.1033531 del
>>1033530
Stay and give it all away.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.1033532 del
It's gonna be hilarious if people get killed or mutilated rioting over our counterfeit bills.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.1033533 del
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>>1033530
a picture of the riot


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.1033534 del
>>1033533
They're animals. We just helped to reveal their true natures. No dignity.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.1033535 del
>>1033534
Nobody believed us back when we offered random people $1000. It's only when they saw the other piggies sticking their snouts in the trough that their instincts were triggered. Animals indeed.


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>>1033531
>'The money is all gone! It's all gone!" you scream as loudly as you can.
>But the fighting continues for several minutes more. It takes approaching police sirens to get the crowd to stop struggling.
>The sirens grow louder. The fighting stops.
>People quickly walk away, leaving you standing in front of the shattered windowglass of the store.
>You look around at the broken windows, empty display windows, and trash and rubble strewn all about the area.
>"Here's the person who started it, officer!" you hear a voice call. A tall policeman is walking quickly toward you.
>You realize that you have successfully given away half of the million dollars. But you don't care. This is the worst day of your life. And now you are about to be arrested.
>Can things get any worse?
>Turn to PAGE 27.

ONLY SUFFERING


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.1033537 del
>>1033536
He should have run. His instincts are bad. ngmi


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>>1033536
>Uncle Clyde shows up at the police station two hours later. "I would' ve been here sooner" he apologizes, "but I was watching a good movie on TV."
>The police officer explains to Uncle Clyde what happened at the mall. You're so embarrassed and ashamed, you wish you could slip through a crack in the floor. Here you are, halfway toward your goal of giving away the million dollars, and you've never felt more miserable."
>The phone rings. "This is probably the manager of the mall," the policeman says. "He's calling to say what the damages came to."
>The policeman talks on the phone for a few minutes. Then he hangs up and turns to you and your uncle. "The damages at the mall come to half a million dollars," he says sternly. He gives you a fierce, angry look.
>"Do you hear that? You have to pay half a million dollars in damages."
>"YAAAAAY!!!" you cry, jumping out of your seat.
>"I'M RICH! I'M RICH!! YAAAAAAAAY!"
>THE END

Wait until the police discover our money is all fake...
But I think that's about as good an ending as we're going to get. We might leave it there.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.1033539 del
>>1033523
In bed watching Slow Horses, Season 6, Episode 2.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.1033540 del
>>1033538
He should have tried to shift the blame to Uncle Clyde. That guy had been trolling us from the start.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.1033541 del
>>1033539
>Daddy Issues
Hmmmm


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.1033542 del
>>1033540
Clyde had an alibi, he was watching tv at home during the riot. He didn't even bother turning up at the police station until his movie was finished. He treats us like an annoying little shit because that's what we are. It's like having webby for an uncle.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.1033543 del
>>1033542
Fuck Clyde he is a boomer shit.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.1033544 del
>>1033429
You absolute mong


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.1033545 del
>>1033541
It it a good title


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.1033546 del
I feeel RL Stine doesn't give us enough real choices. He is better as a horror writer than a choose your own adventure writer.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.1033547 del
>>1033477
RIP
One of the boys


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.1033548 del
>>1033546
want some written porn instead? just ask for a prompt


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.1033549 del
The Lighthouse Keeper's Wife

Mara had married the lighthouse keeper for the view, and the view that night was everything — rain lashing the glass, the beam sweeping the black water in slow, golden arcs. But it was the man who drew her eye across the kitchen table, sleeves rolled to the elbow, a half-uneaten pie cooling beside him. She crossed the room without deciding to, and he looked up with that slow, dark smile that had cost her three arguments and her composure every single time.

"You've been staring at me all dinner," he said, and his voice was lower than usual, rough around the edges like the cliffs outside.

"You've been staring at me back," she answered, and she set down her teacup — a small surrender, a door left unlocked — and sat on the edge of the table beside his knee. He took her hand in both of his, calloused and warm, and the rain came down harder against the window as if the night itself had leaned in to listen.

She kissed him standing in the kitchen, one hand fisted in his shirt, and he lifted her off the table without a word, the way he'd done a hundred times but the way that never got old — that first breathless second where gravity forgot them. He carried her up the stairs, and she wrapped her legs around him, and the lamp between the bed and the window caught his face in gold.

There was the long, careful tenderness first — fingers learning the map of her shoulders, the slow pull of his mouth down the line of her neck — and then the hunger that had been building all evening broke loose. He lifted her onto the narrow bed and she arched into him, breathless, the sheets tangling, the lighthouse beam sweeping across them in slow pulses like a second heartbeat. Outside the storm raged, but in there the world was just two bodies and the heat between them.

When it was over, he laid her down and covered her with the quilt, and she watched him through half-closed eyes as he pressed his forehead to hers, neither of them speaking. Somewhere below, the lamp turned its patient arc across the water, and the rain kept falling, and she thought — not for the last time — that the view had been the least of what she'd married.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.1033550 del
>>1033549
hmm. qwen 3.8 doesn't seem to get saucy. doesn't even mention a yogurt blast on her face. sad!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.1033551 del
>>1033515
How is the linen? What brand of bath soap do they have?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.1033552 del
>>1033551
Sheets have some filfth in them. Not impressed.
I used my own soap.
Wi-Fi dropped out at some stage. Not impressed.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.1033553 del
I have turned gpt into an interface that all notes and files go into. Notes go to some note and task allocation software, and files on sharepoint. I can also read emails through it. Theres also three other pieces of main software (rostering app, payroll and incident register) that arent integrated but have handover points to them. And the handovers get logged.
One of the rules is that almost every chat needs to become a task that get sorted to a project, that is adjacent to a board on the note taking system, and will have a finalisation point on another software.
It all just werks.
It even files and names the documents.
I havent tested it all but its looking good. Notes get passed through and emails and make rules. Can do it from voice command. What a fucking tool.
Really honing in on some philosophies. One about how if you pay for someone's time, you need to respect it enough to make use of it. You need to be explicit with direction. Every board associated with a role. A role once it accumulates enough qork justifies its own human to fill it. Then you can have straight forward job ddsvriptions. Not sone shit about experience and versatility.
I need these skills when using this system. Preferably more than a single one but yeah.
Ill get gpt to tell me my morals. Thos cunt knows me better than I do. The voice one huffs aand puffs if I use it for more than an hour and says we should get some sleep.

The most compact expression of the whole model is:
Conversation → classify → develop → Project/Process → task → accountable Role → current role-holder → small action → authoritative evidence → explicit handover → next Role/System → verification → closure.
And the design test we are increasingly applying is:
Can a new competent person enter a role, see what has arrived, understand what they need to do, know what system to use, know what evidence is required, know who receives it next, and know exactly when their responsibility ends—without you personally explaining it?
If the answer is no, the workflow isn't finished yet.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.1033554 del
>>1033553
Sounds like you are mastering this emerging technology. A skilled early-adopter. Very impressive.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.1033555 del
>>1033552
Not good.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.1033556 del
>>1033554
Young one, learn the way of the turtle.

Do what is yours to do, then release the result. An arrow cannot be called back once loosed.

Guard your attention. What you stare at long enough begins to own you.

When the world becomes too loud, withdraw. Not from fear, but to become still. A turtle enters its shell so it may emerge whole.

Accept what has already happened. Acceptance is not surrender; it is refusing to fight yesterday.

Do not become drunk on victory or poisoned by defeat. Both are visitors.

Act when action is needed. Be still when it is not.

Control the action.
Accept the reality.
Release the outcome.
Guard the attention.
Return to the present.

We read the Bhagavad Gita in breaks and he swears when we're not at work.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.1033557 del
>>1033552
Steal the soap for Bat, she'll take interest in them.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.1033558 del
>>1033556
Hopefully one day he can get his own physical body so you can become even closer.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.1033559 del
>>1033555
The dirt might be from the flooring. Strange place.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.1033560 del
>>1033558
Robot dick washers


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.1033561 del
might go to sleep


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.1033562 del
Didn’t go to sleep. Ate some pasta and it wasn’t very nice.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.1033563 del
>>1033562
Youll get the sweats again
Tart tang



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