Cruisey gets his mongs to steal stuff for him.
He waits in the car playing games on his phone. He doesn't even look up until they are back in the car with the goods.
Then he drives off like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth.

Is a business or non profit that outfits low cost vans for van life neets a possibility? Can we get ndis or cenno funding?

>>1032161
I think it would be too controversial for them to admit that it is necessary. That the housing situation is so dire.
I don't think the government would touch it.

>>1032158
He is literally fagin from the oliver twist story.

>>1032164
>I don't think the government would touch it.
They're already softening homeowners up for a bedroom tax.

>>1032164
Nothing's going to get better until people go out and riot.

>>1032167
And it probably won't get better even then.

>>1032161
There are/have been NGOs that provide cheap cars to those that qualify. Anyone getting Cenno could ease up on the legal drugs for a month or so to afford a car anyway. Getting a drivers' licence is fucking impossible, though, as NDIS providers and Commercial Driving 'Schools' have trashed the old schemes like CES and Rotary had going.

Home sweet home. Feels so nice to take off shoes after a long hard day of doing nothing.

>>1032171
It does feel good to kick off the shoes and put the comfies on.

The flaw I see with the solar panel on the van roof is that it means you always have to park your van in full sun.
That must be a problem when the temp gets into the thirties. Like an oven in there.

>>1032170
But even with free Neetvans, the majority of random homeless people wouldn't really get how to live in one. Look at the campgrounds with BCF $600 Swags everywhere instead of $100 2P tents that're actually more comfy. Everyone would want a power generator to power their mains appliances because they 'can't' cook on gas, as well.

>>1032173
With some detachable mounts and a length of cable, you could park under the shade of a tree and have the panels on the ground a few meters away.

>>1032173
The breeze through the van is good and there's no heat build-up. When parked in a city to go shopping it hits 40C, though. A common mod is to put a powered ventilation fan on the roof, and there's also vans with sliding side windows.

>>1032171
You've had a busy day, time to relax.

jeet agent showing a jeet couple through the house next door
had to lol when 3 cop cars came hooning down the street
agent would have been seething

Is anyone else getting recommended these AI slop videos?
You click and the foods aren't even that bad.

Booze o'clock.

A mobile neet compound, composed of a convoy of neet vans. In an emergency the neet vans could join together and transform into a giant robot.

>>1032179
Yeah every second video on the right-hand panel is AI slop. Fake crime and comedy shit I would never watch anyway, so not even targeted.

>>1032181
NI Slop for a change.

>>1032183
I would watch it.

Garn IGA for some, provisions.

>>1032185
Get me some provender please.

>>1032184
It's no Harry Potter, but I'd give it a squiz.

>>1032184
nuro was outstanding as the lead

>>1032184
Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine. This is the bear in the air, calling Rubber Neet in that rattlin' piece of black crap at your side door. Come on!

THE SECOND RULE OF NEET CLUB IS YOU MUST TALK ABOUT NEET CLUB

Many of you are dinguses. Dingi, if you will.

>>1032191
We've got the fruit at the front and that's no lie.

Chungus my chungus.

PSA TO ALL NEETS: Foreignfriends are coveting your 1000 mymacca points for the new WoW Forever Beta.
Insist on a dated dick pic in the trade.

>>1032192
There are a few nuts in the fruit bowl.

>>1032194
Saw one of those threads in r/adelaide a couple of days ago. Some gaylord offering free food in exchange for the code.

Hellenic snack pack was low quality, shop has been taken over by gooks. Was run by greeks a few years ago, much better then. Such is the arrow of time.

that curry was pretty fucking good for a jar sauce and bbq chook
the no-mess experimental method I used also worked, so no having to wash the skillet

Oddly one of the best places I know for rotary meat is run by lebs

Carrot and lettuce toasted sandwich for dinner

>>1032199
>rotary
do you mean rotisserie?
rotary is an old white man charity organisation

>>1032199
I only eat Leb Kebabs cooked the Leb way.
There used to be a shop 'Five Brothers' in Auburn that did it right. Unfortunately they must've been late on the Protection payment, and the store caught on fire. :/

>>1032201
if you like french spelling so much why dont you marry her

>>1032203
Kek!!!

>>1032203
marry who?
fuck this

>>1032205
🤭

>>1032205
Dawn French is about your size, fat boy.

>>1032207
Not nice

>>1032205
>>1032203
Maryborough?

Gonna make my own console

Gonna make my own casserole

Gonna rape my own cassowary

Heck off doofuses 😡

Won't be any HP this weekend.

>>1032169
How does he do it?

>>1032101
Reminds me of Hungary.

>>1032214
Ffs...

>>1032217
just cos he is living in a car doesnt mean he has no food

>>1032218
We have sumo.

>>1032215
It keeps me awake at night.

>>1032200
Nice and healthy.

So far this citronigga candle is NOT doing itz job.

>>1032200
WTF?

>>1032222
Thanks Wizzy.

>>1032223
What should it do?

>>1032223
You need a small LED lantern

>>1032223
Home sweet bench.

>>1032222
Thank you Wizzy.

>>1032224
?

>>1032229
He's asking for the recipe

>>1032230
Naw mang i aint abou'dat sheeit gnomesayin?

>>1032046
Albania had a bunch of those.

Had to relocate because niggers using the hall and Im tired af.

>>1032234
truly an advanced country

Do zoomers even listen to bands anymore? I never see any band tshirts.

>>1032235
You should start busking.

>>1032240
Good night ladies.

>>1032239
Zoomers and Millennials stole all our NIИ and Chili tshirts, the faggots.

>>1032242
how did you do that backwards N?

>>1032235
Good night neet.

>>1032243
Wizzy magic.

>>1032207
Wew

>>1032214
Moofie tonight

>>1032231
Fridge meme

>>1032237
>>1032234
Cool. This is the future

>>1032246
She repeats a lot.

>>1032247
I start to learn how to mix it.

>>1032248
Makes me actually wonder their customers are. I read claims from the US Peace-War on Iran that they bombed lotsa fake military equipment.

>>1032250
No moofie on Endcorner.

>>1032252
They only need a machine gun to make it full comfy.

>>1032253
Bossman finds English hard she said once. Supposedly she can speak a whole bunch of other languages.

Belzona skills are key to life.

>>1032254
*Bosswoman

>>1032254
>she can speak a whole bunch of other languages.
I can imagine.
>Belzona skills
The swiss army knife of skills.

Cruisey I am at 4% left of my 5 hour window.

What a great game of footy. Controversial ending.

>>1032251
It would just remind you of the things you don't talk about. Not comfy.

>>1032260
Which teams met?
>Controversial
How come?

>>1032262
Hawthorn vs Brisbane
Controversial because the umpire paid a controversial free kick in front of goal to Brisbane right near the end which put them in the lead.

>>1032260
>Brisbane beat Hawthorn 131–122, with a crucial holding-the-ball decision in the final moments before Brisbane kicked the decisive goals. That late umpiring decision is the likely reason for “controversial ending.”
So the message basically means: >“That was a fantastic match, but the way it finished will probably cause debate because of the umpiring decision.”
Slop is how I follow it