>>1019808
Not for me this week. Nobody to bring them back in tomorrow.

SA BEST A etc etc

I just missed making the new thread post in the old one.
NEET was filling it up with junk.

>>1019813
I made the last post, just delete it and add tthe link to new thread.

The elderly neighbours got another uber eats delivery.
Something about it irritates me. They should act their age.

They should be eating boiled silverside with white sauce, not Pajeet-delivered slop.

Was it Clark Griswold in one of those National Lampoon movies who drove around and around that roundabout in Paris all day and couldn't get off?
Or maybe it was an episode of The Simpsons.

It was in London.

>>1019807
>a pepsi max
Would they add a splash of milk?

>>1019818
Thanks Shibs.

>>1019817
Thanks Dan.

I watched Quantum of Solace (2008)
It wasn't as good as Casino Royale but it was okay.
They made a smart decision keeping it short since what material they had wasn't great.
I don't know that I am a fan of them having Bond being all tortured and simpish about that woman from the first film. I don't like seeing him like that.

Just started watching this, had no idea they made a tv show about Monk.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WYDWSNMTauQ [Embed]

Quantum Shoelace

>>1019826
>>1019827
Line it up and I'll watch it.

>>1019815
the obese unemployed schizophrenic woman next door is constantly ordering uber eats. Disgusting. What's stopping her from going at and picking it up herself?

>>1019825
I remember seeing that movie in the cinema with friends. Seems like another age. All craig daniel bond movies seemed pretty similar though.

Decided I have zero interest in real world women anymore. No desire to ever have a romantic relationship.

>>1019831
Time to upgrade to AI

We might have another play of a choose your own adventure book tomorrow, in spite of the failure of the previous one

Can doctors do tests to see how badly alcohol has fucked up your body?

>>1019834
Blood test would be a good start.

He's picking up a lick of it

Do you think any women I meet on discord gaming servers are actually females? Is there even a chance?

>>1019837
That's a man!

Fireworks going off.

>>1019840
I can hear them.

Good night.

>>1019841
No you can't.

>>1019842
Good night Pidge. xx

I read Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton.
It was pretty good but not great. I knew the plot already from seeing the film years ago.
One of those books with a great idea but the prose and characterisations are not at the truly elite level.
There is a sequel called The Lost World but I am not going to read it. It has lower goodreads ratings than Jurassic Park, and Jurassic Park was only just readable.

Installing 3d model generator and 3d animator generator on my pc. If it works im going to make games with it
>pepe adventure
>kitty cat deathmatch bonus mode pirate ship battle
>boong survival

>>1019846
>pepe adventure
That already exists.

>>1019842
Night fella.
>showing Kevin's cloaca again
She should be institutionalized.

>>1019847
I’ll make pepe adventure 2 then

I did my census with a fake name. Am i gonna get fined?

>>1019850
If they have a way of knowing. I am not sure if they do.

>>1019849
>pepe adventure 2
Wojak strikes back.

>>1019848
It is disturbing.

>>1019845
I have both and read them.
I prefer them over the movies.

>>1019851
Monkai said they only fine people who dont fill anything out. People who put fake names dont really get fined.
I guess we’ll find out

>>1019854
It has been many years since I saw the movies. I am going to watch them again soon. I will then render my verdict.

>>1019855
>I guess we’ll find out
Keep us posted NEET.

>>1019856
We watched them not long ago, either on Womboflix or Endcorner.

What stopped womboflix? Was it too much effort or no VPS to host on?

>>1019859
I think several factors.
One was Projectionist NEET's burnout and need to do stuff not at the monitor.
Another was that the NEET's watched everything with rating 7 and above and they started to get picky.
And stuff.

It's falling out of me.

I hope the brick method gets him there safe.

🥳

Another day. Could have been born as an Orcadian in Orkney, spending my time piling slate and filling the gaps with millet.
Fix captcha please

>>1019867
Some of my relies were from the Orkney Islands

gm neets

>>1019869
webbys snack cupboard never appears as extravagant as i would imagine a neet of his proportions to have

>>1019869
Very lucky NEET.

>>1019870
GMN.

>>1019871
We haven't shopped yet.

>>1019869
That looks like tim tams.

GM neets. I have a job thing today. Might start my work trial soon. 8 weeks without pay but the job should be easy and then i can get minimum wage

>>1019877
>8 weeks without pay
8 years on welfare without work here. I prefer my way.

>>1019877
Good luck neet hope it goes well.

>>1019869
Good morning.
That treat cupboard needs a restock. There are whole treat groups completely unrepresented.

>>1019877
Good morning NEET.
Good luck with the trial. Keep us posted please.

Good morning NEETs.

>>1019876
Dark ones.

>>1019882
gm neet, i see a picture of bill fixing webby's house

parted out a chook
gave sweaty the oysters and scrappy bits as per usual
having a mondster

>>1019877
Good luck, NOOT.
8 weeks sounds steep and probably unlawful, but hopefully it all works out

>>1019885
She is a lucky dog.

>>1019886
It could be only 10 hours trial so 2 days or 1 day a week for 8 weeks.
Hopefully get paid sooner rather than later. Need to pay bills and debt and wanna start tomato grow

Before these boong dogs took Webby's affection, I used to get the oysters once.

>>1019889
You'd be lucky to get his oyster sauce now.

>>1019890
Sometimes he leaks a mussle glaze

>>1019889
>>1019890
kek

Might do a choof. Over the day. Watching a video of a guy who spent 10 years doing hard work in real estate and now has his life set and isnt 30yo yet.

Workshopping a troll post for a suitable Daily Mail comment section at a future date:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: All depressed people are bad people. If you disagree with me then you are a paedophile.

>>1019893
You shouldn't compare yourself to others or watch things which will upset you.

>>1019894
Trauma responses manifest in obhorant ways. You cant always focus on thier victimhood when that pain is the cause of them relaying that suffering onto the larger community. Being sad doesn't justify hurting others.

need a poo
probably better to get it out of the way before she drinks the moviprep tonight

>>1019897
The poor old bat, she will be suffering.

>>1019899
i was just doing a leisurely poo and she knocked on the door and handed me the phone and said the nurse needed my mobile number and she couldn't remember it

>>1019904
0118 999 881 999 119 7253

made two chookie wraps for lonch
having a cheeky bottle of sauv blanc now

just realised tomorrow is also the 18th anniversary of fatherbot's death
bad omen for bum telescoping

Crusiey i wanna get a semi auto slingshot and shoot 🐇 or whatever

https://gelshadow.com/products/semi-auto-high-precision-aluminum-alloy-professional-slingshot-catapult?_pos=1&_sid=b78cbc71e&_ss=r&fbclid=IwRlRTSATqDtRwZG9mBWZkaWQWUMawFXAGXmt1JUa0MXSiDD2xTnllCWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR4AjZsrLGaUc9z35qGQtOHYavtOxrhLhhVUrYjgfrXjZuV5Qm3vc45IJWebMQ_aem_aeRE1IpZA5-sajeIyaZhDw

>>1019915
She will be fine. Omens aren't real.

Watching a video of a man building a house. Took my sock off. Bit puffed out from that.

Wish someone would build me a house. How much does bill charge per hour?

>>1019920
You are wise to take the socks off one at a time. Pace yourself.

might fly some drones over military bases and claim they're ufos

Feeling sleepy. Have reached the point where I need an afternoon nap every day

>>1019922
I was paying him $1300 cash every second weekend (4 days work), so $325 a day tax free.

>>1019925
They call it a siesta and it is normal. You are in top health NEET.

>>1019926
That is a reasonable rate.

Might fly some UFOs over military bases and claim they're drones.

>>1019928
From memory I googled the hourly rate of a salaried painter because I didn't want to jew him. Then I find they're hitting Motherbat up for this that and the other every few months.

>>1019928
I don't get the impression bill is laboring at a reasonable rate.

>>1019931
Yes, his halo didn't take long to slip once the basic slopping of paint on the walls and ceiling had finished.

Only corner of the house that hasn't re-cracked was the one we started on where I stood there and dictated how far back to remove the internal render and insisted the raw crevices be sealed with a PVC wash and built back out with expanding foam.

Could have spent the $2600 a month on single malt and hookers and done a better job myself.

>>1019933
it sounds worryingly full of chemicals

>>1019935
there's probably worse in your fruit and veg

>>1019928
No it isnt.

Opened a second bottle of wine. Limestone Coast cab sauv this time.

>>1019930
>Then I find they're hitting Motherbat up
That's a separate issue.

>>1019934
>hookers
a good tugger is a good house painter, it's all in the wrists

>>1019931
Webby is a very harsh critic.

>>1019939
It is, but there's also this thing called "family".

Did motherbat have to pay bill extra so he'd put up with webby?

>>1019943
I think Webby is probably nice to him in person, he just complains on here and maybe to Motherbat as well.
I think Motherbat probably enjoys complaining about people too.

Had an ultrasound of my neck arteries, all clear. Surprisingly 30 years of obesity and binge eating chocolate every day has yet to result in any detectable build up of plaques.

>>1019946
That is good news NEET.

>>1019946
The food doesn't stay in your neck when you eat it.

10k did they check the blood vessels of your neck for plaques after they found plaque build up near your heart? I would've thought they were linked.

>>1019949
The secret to avoiding heart disease is to absorb all the fat and cholesterol into your belly.

At the end of the Jurassic Park book they all agreed that because the dinosaurs were dangerous and had killed some people that the appropriate thing to do was for the army to come in and kill them all and burn everything.
I did not find that realistic. The island was isolated, and co-existing with dangerous animals is not new to human beings.
It was a bit ridiculous how no-one made a case at least for keeping the animals there to study, even if the idea of a zoo with the public visiting may not have been a good idea. Although I don't agree that the zoo concept was wrong anyway. If we can keep tigers in zoos we can keep dinosaurs.
The author was making some sort of anti-science anti-hubris argument about man playing God but I was not convinced.
I think if we can bring back extinct species we should.

Medicine is a myth.

>>1019951
And that is why losing weight is so dangerous. It releases it all back into the bloodstream.

>>1019952
That book was written by an Epstein-tier bum fucker. He doesn't even know good dinosaurs.

>>1019955
What are the good dinosaurs?

>>1019956
he didn't even have brontosaurus in his book, just fifteen (15) gay ones

>>1019957
>brontosaurus
That was always my favourite.

He had triceratops, stegosaurus and T-Rex. those are all good ones.

>>1019955
crichton wasn't gay, and he wasn't jewish

>>1019958
stegosaurus was okay I guess

>>1019959
You failed to mention dinosaur preferences. Curious.

>>1019949
The buffalo hump and the neck are separate.

>>1019962
I wish mine were.

>>1019963
Even if they look merged, they are separate structures. If I filleted you, there would be some serious marbling between the two.

>>1019964
Cook my piece over the grill please.

>>1019965
I was going to pound yours out and make some kind of gigantic parmigiana challenge for Beard Meets Food.

>>1019958
I like bulbasaur

Not good in head.

I remember going to see The Land Before Time (1998) one school holidays with the woman who provided day care. Her faggoty son (aged 7) was crying when the lights came on. I (aged 8) gave him shit.
IIRC, Pizza Hut had some good LBT plastic tie-in shite. Could go a mini pidser and a pebi, or a sub and a pebsi.

>>1019968
We know.

Remember pixxa hut pencils? Based as fuck. Better than carpenter's pencils.

Cruisey can't even remember Lizbef Pizza Hut dine-in.

>The Land Before Time XIV: Journey of the Brave (2016)
fuck me