*shreds fresh paint (that he "dried" with a heat gun) with the drill chuck*

>>1018752
B I L L'd

I am stuck in the old thread.

How does he do it?

Cold and alone. No friends, no home.

>>1018754
Meow.

>>1018754
There was no choppah.

>>1018756
Pixxa status?

>>1018756
>no home
Where are you sleeping?

>>1018762
Kek. What's the 'CSS'?

>>1018735
>IT work
Forget the tech industry, in 2026 being a fake tradie is where it's at. No skills required, cash in hand. I know this one guy, william, has no ability or training at all, basically goes around getting paid to wreck the houses of people who don't know any better, then charges them more to fix the problems he made. Absolute mad cunt. People even buy him lunch.

>>1018763
He probably meant CES.

>>1018765
And what's that?

>>1018766
Commonwealth Employment Scheme at a guess.

Did anyone actually interact with the CES back in the day?

>>1018768
A NEET signed me up for a laptop once.

>>1018769
Cruisey was out scamming cunts.

>>1018770
lol
I wonder how much he had left when he got home

>>1018770
I thought my 16 cinda blocks made my hatchback low 💀

>>1018771
He was mastering his herding skills

speaking of made adelaide cunts:
>
Go to Adelaide
r/Adelaide
•
1h ago
Delicious_Arm_9292
>Racism in Seaford
>Today, my partner and I were walking in Seaford in the afternoon. We’re both brown. A white man drove by and yelled at us through a loudspeaker, “You’re not from here and I suggest you go back home!”

Hungary best A.

We need a link to the new post, WE NEED A HERO.

>>1018777
We don't have that many boongs for starters.

>>1018767
(Old enough to) Remember the Job Boards?

When I was in Year 10, there was a class excursion to the CES for an intro on how it worked..

>>1018778
Accept it if you choose to

>>1018780
>for an intro on how it worked..
Did they offer you an advanced pathway?

>>1018780
Job Boards need a comeback.

You would walk into the CES, where the staff have accepted, sorted, and categorized Position Vacant listings from local companies, and binned all the scams and fake job traps. If it was your lucky day, you'd take a card, copy down the contact details, make contact, and get your jerb (..and pray for success when there's 20 other applicants..)

>Be Zoomer
>Be waving your smratfone everywhere believing you has Super Technologys App Powerz
>Be needings jerb
>Be installing Jerb Apps
>Be only seeing 12,345,678,911,123 bogus AI-generated scam jerb listings in your App

>>1018770
Car looked like it has a tow bar and Bunnings offers courtesy trailers.

>>1018783
The CES used to offer (subsidized? free?) basic qualification courses too, iirc.
The Not-TAFE stuff like driver (car/truck/etc) training.

>>1018783
Done ✅

>>1018785
ooh, and gave you referrals to charities and such if you needed 'presentable' clothes for a job interview, and or bus+train+taxi fares to get to interviews, and a couple of months of getting to work.

The 1980s was Full Communism, dudes.

>>1018787
eww

>>1018787
Well memed NEET.

The NEETs would look good in 1980s Salvation Army op shop suits.

>>1018789
Done ✅

>>1018792
Another good one. You are on fire today NEET.

>>1018793
💖

Just want a hot meal and safe place to sleep.

he's finally gone
having a beer

>>1018796
Pudding?

don't mind this dortmonger larger

dootmonger

>>1018797
i might open a can of cherries or pinepple rings and have some ice cream or custard

>>1018800
Custard sounds good.

>>1018802
the new noots did not live to experience the board when it was all about spooky doots

He missed an opportunity to steal their pallet jack.

bought some takeaway chips and tendies in the hope that it might make me feel better. It didn't. Also, very expensive. Will try and fix things up tomorrow.

>>1018805
it's fucking extortionate what they charge for a few tendies (or nuggers) and chips these days
nowhere is reasonable

>>1018808
was possum still BO when we were spooky dootin? i think yes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A

>>1018810
good url detection, ovaltine

>>1018809
I cannot keep up. The show just keeps moving on.

>>1018810
I was deeply disappointed that this tune was not been integrated into that YouTube series that we are watching at the moment before the moofie.

he banned me sooo may times in jew-free february

>>1018814
>sooo may
she new! she new!

>>1018815
Well bantered.

Sometimes I still think about Monaro's aesthetic penis.

>>1018817
I still ruminate on flying half way across the country and getting stood up, brenton setting a new high score, and nuro joining us for the first time... all in the space of 72 hours

>>1018815
A classic.

>>1018818
He'll take you up on the Dolan's meal one day.

>>1018820
he suggested the faggy twat burger bar and then chickened out!

>>1018809
I suspect possum has always been BO here, he just changes his name every now and then to keep his subject neets subjected.

Cruisey I wanna this spread of lights

>>1018822
This can't be right.

that was also the trip where the prostitute tried joking about my belly until I grabbed hold of her fat roll, old dickhead ex-mate (the one who owed me money) got punched out, and the AFP got me out of bed to question me at 4am
fuck you, bsides cbr

>>1018825
>joking about my belly
I think she said your boobs were bigger than hers.

Edited out just the reaction so it can be used elsewhere.

>>1018823
imagine not running the cables through the wall

>>1018825
>got me out of bed to question me at 4am
They didn't enjoy your whimsical humour either. Tragedy.

>>1018826
it just keeps getting worse

gonna make some chicken feedpacks tomorrow - healthy skinless chicken breasts, garlic, ginger, onion, soy with brown rice. No more takeaways.

>>1018829
and cautioned me that I could leave canberra but must come back immediately if asked

>>1018831
sounds good, noot

>>1018831
Good luck NEET.

>>1018829
hotel reception also really appreciated the lobby show

>>1018835
Good lobby? Which hotel would you recommend for me for Bsides?

>>1018836
Cheeky little gnome.

>>1018837
the apartments on northbourne were good
the sheltered workshop would literally spend $1k per night putting me up in a 2 bedroom apartment for some reason
one trip i was there for 7 nights because apart from bsides i had to do some bullshit with the acsc and asd

Imagining webby and monk rolling into a hacker conference together, monkai becoming australia's superstar unicorn cybersecurity ai company

>>1018840
just before we got to the front door, i'd be all
>lets prank everybody and pretend we're not together

the acsc conference was good because all these vendor sales people I'd supposedly met at the office would come up and be all "weber!" (real first name) and being a face blind retard, I'd just stare at them blankly and say "who are you?"

A nice healthy salad for dinner.

>>1018840
>superstar unicorn cybersecurity ai company
notice how one after another they all come out with these bullshit stories about how their AI broke free of the guardrails and hacked their competitors?
sad
big sad

>>1018843
what does it consist of?

>>1018839
Tah. Just wanna go there and be close. Probably need to figure out transport at one stage.

>>1018843
letttuce and tomato and zesty shake is not a salad

i'd love to eat salad for dindins, but I need meat to help soothe me to sleep

>>1018842
lol

>>1018848
Make it a Ham Salad

>>1018844
>bullshit stories
regardless these idiots can't keep ai safe and under control. We're heading for skynet just like in the terminator movies we all saw in the cinema when we were kids

>>1018848
you need meat to live

>>1018851
you know you can just flick the power switch when some computer starts getting uppity?

you ever notice in sitcoms how actors shoes are brand new?

>>1018853
or cut a water pipe and watch a datacentre self immolate

>>1018854
No I have never noticed that.

>>1018853
And what if it moves to somewhere else in the ai cloud?

>>1018856
i mean they probably only have them on for few minutes for specific scenes, and a costume department maintains them, but they always seem to 'pop' when i'm watching the tv
e.g. big bang theory and the chuck taylors these fake nerd jews wear

>>1018857
That's why we need MonkAI to protect us. The good AI.

>>1018859
s/good/incompetent/

Had a 4 hour nap. Awoke to needing to pee and feeling overheated. Just.

>>1018861
hope you relieved yourself and took a layer of clothing off

Cruisey: I am back on the couchbed tonight (thanks, Bill), so I'll need tucking in after the Law & Order marathon from 19:30 PM in the night time to 22:30 PM in the night time.

banging a carpenters mallet on a scrap piece of pine each time the tv does a law and order doot doot

>>1018863
Thank you. I enjoyed the accuracy of these times.

>>1018865
I didn't even mention a time zone.
I kid. BEST A is the only time zone.

>>1018863
>Bill
What did he do to your house this time?

>>1018867
I had to clear space for him in the master bedroom, which basically meant piling shit into motherbat's bedroom with the candyland sheet set. I can't get to the bed in there now.
So tonight I will be changing ends on the couch every hour or two.

The checkout worker at Aldi earlier today had a 666 tattoo on his neck.

>>1018868
A dangerous transition. I am worried.

Motherbat's room currently contains a spray booth, two BMXs (20" and 26"), a CRT oscilloscope, a bench multimeter, a bench LCR meter, a bench frequency counter, one of those world globe spirit bars, a filing cabinet, an NDIS toilet frame thing, and a bunch of other shit.

I did the census.

>>1018871
Take a photo of it all and send it to her.

>>1018870
as long as I don't piss or shit myself overnight, things will be "fine"

>>1018872
can you do mine too please? I am an uemployed aboriginal man

>>1018860
Just like their CEO

>>1018873
her old woman eyes would just see "junk" instead of five figures worth of science and bmx stunt "treasure"

>>1018876
What a disgusting individual. Could see right up his nostrils.
Sam Altman is out of his league.

>>1018878
I reckon I could cut Sam in half with a samurai sword, untrained.

wew law & order is starting out VERY sektual

>>1018879
Noice

it's a grandpa jerry orbach episode
that nigga been dead 20 years or more

>>1018881
a bloke was touching a sheila's thigh in THE ELEVATOR!

>>1018883
>deda 20 years
Then how did he do it?

>>1018884
Did he have a mustache?

>>1018885
he plays Detective Lennie Briscoe, ya dunderhead!

>>1018886
no he was AN ACCOUNTANT
somebody merked half the other business on another office floor

>>1018887
😲 🫪

they literally spend the first half of every episode harassing innocent nerds and goobers

>>1018891
>they
*mods
>episode
*thread

>>1018892
You love it!

kitchen sink is draining very slowly, woe

it's interesting (to me) how in early L&O episodes they use makeup and lighting to make niggers look lighter, but in more recent episodes they look like they jumped out of the tanning bed into the coal pile.

>>1018894
get a plunger before you fuck around with drain cleaner or plumbers

>>1018896
I've never used one - won't it just push shit further down the drain?

>>1018895
also interesting how cops knock on doors and nobody ever tells them to get a warrant or blasts them
just let them n
almost like it's programming for the goy

>>1018894
Baking soda and vinegar will do the trick. Cruisey knows.

>>1018897
Google will explain to you how plungers work.

>>1018897
nah, if you're talking about an s-bend or u-bend
it should break up the obstruction enough that it moves properly

I am still stuck in the old thread. Zesty you need to make a post linking this one.

Good night.

>>1018903
Good night Pidge. xx
The one with the condom on its head made me LOL.

>>1018904
only dickheads wear condoms on their heads

>>1018902
There already is one you double nigger

Does anyone have the guide to tickabox maxxing? I want to claim i’m aborginal to get free housing somehow. I’m tired of living in this shithole

oh shid it's a private pyle episode

>>1018906
That is an edited post, you need to make a new post so it comes up when the thread auto-refreshes.
If you have the thread open you will not see that a post has been edited.

It must be a new post.

>>1018907
>tickabox maxxing
Its bullshit. Ignorant crap.

>>1018910
oh right

>>1018909
Nevermind that shiban or caretaker neet could have done it now it is done

started watching chainsmoker cat and it's like me
>pulling ciggy buts out of the bin
>atrocious living quarters
>no fucking money

the fucken rain was coming north to south this afternoon
now it's moving fucking clockwise in one spot

>>1018909
Why not refreshing the page?

>China successfully cleared the skies for the 2008 Olympics opening ceremony by triggering rain before the clouds reached the stadium.
going to ask lizbef council to do this every day from now on

>>1018916
I don't understand your question.

>>1018913
>caretaker neet
I heard he prides himself on his inactivity.

>>1018917
The US private companies commercially do weather modifications with cloud seeding on regular basis since the 70s. There are federal and state financed projects too.
They create rainfall, snowfall (for ski resorts and such), they disperse fog, and prevent hail.
From the EU I have less data. I have some info that France, Italy, Romania, and Hungary uses hail protection methods, with ground-based silver-iodine burner stations.

>>1018918
I'm sorry, it's too complicated for you.

I bet they do it in Australia all the time.

Need to learn more meals to cook. Pretty much eating chilli BEAN spaghetti 24/7

Are there any good cooking shows where they cook real food that’s cheap?

>>1018923
Yes. Weber Cooks:
https://yewtu.be/channel/UCM4k8G5arnMdnGP_2S6XZdA
https://youtube.com/channel/UCM4k8G5arnMdnGP_2S6XZdA

>>1018923
I like the shoes where they cook big food

>>1018923
Jamie Oliver's old ones are probably still on the BBC. Before he started doing stupid things and saying higher welfare chicken.

awake again in the middle of the night, going to have something to eat then go back to sleep

so fucked up, how did my life end up like this?

this is how i got addicted to sleeping pills to begin with, constant insomnia

>>1018903
Morning, fella.

>>1018934
Women are disgusting creatures

>>1018935
Thanks Trev.

It's falling out of me.

Got to find somewhere to charge phone

I got left in the old thread.

>>1018938
in ur mummybot's bumbum

I’m taking a ahit. Just woke up

Had a dream i met 10k and we went on a little adventure

>>1018941
hope you got out of bed before commencing said ahit

>>1018942
did he stick it in your bum down by the river?

>>1018944
There was also a bit whwere i was back at school. It was awful

>>1018945
I can imagine.

morning neets

>>1018947
gm

>>1018947
>>1018948
Gm

>>1018949
gm 2 u 2

Almost made my imageboard software retard proof and fully automated

>>1018951
I wanna chat with the MonkAI agent.

>>1018952
Might make a silly tavern game we can play like a d&d session somehow

Think the cops are about to get me

>>1018953
dungeons and downies

Cigarette anger. Still off the durries

>>1018960
this could be webby in a few months if he gets himself together, i could even see him with that goth gf

>>1018959
Stay strong neet.

>>1018960
That room is cool.

remind me to pick up my pants tomorrow afternoon please

Cruisey is the One in 10.
>Nine in 10 small NDIS plan managers flagged for fraud or integrity
https://www.noticer.news/ndis-plan-manager-fraud/

Breakfast

>>1018967
I'll have a pack of wings as well please.

>>1018967
Bonza feed.

Good morning NEETs.

>>1018970
gm

Woolies used to do the best wings. They would cook their own brand plum ones from the deli.
They stopped doing that years ago in my area. They just do fifteen different varieties of their nasty-arse whole chickens now.

>>1018972
Their whole chickens are indeed nasty. There's 5 meals in a chicken if you know how to butcher one

>>1018973
>5
*1

>>1018974
Well they're not secret anymore.

>>1018976
Cruisy took me to each sight, but he blindfolded me and put me in the boot (which smelled like fish) for the drive to each one.

Had a nice spew. Bought 3 mangoes for ten and gave the other half to a busker.

The Coles Light Tasty cheese is much better than the Woolworths one.
Softer, creamier and more flavoursome. None of that "I'm eating cardboard" sensation you get with the Woolies one.

>>1018979
light cheese? why neet?

>>1018974
AI voiceover. My finger is hovering on the close tab but I will persist a little longer so as not to be rude.

>>1018980
I want the protein but not the calories.

>>1018978
NEET you are living some sort of lifestyle out there.

Big Tex Walker is retiring, Possum!

retrieved pasty from air fryer

>>1018985
Which brand? The Balfours are inedible these days.

>>1018986
Vili's one from the fridge section. Ok for a $4 meal I guess.

>>1018987
>Vili's
They are good but very expensive and they never discount them to half price. A shame. You used to be able to get them for $2 each before we entered the dark times.

>>1018988
yeah the day I got it, I think Woolies were selling them for either $3.80 or $4.20.

the rheinland bakery used to do a good cornish pasty that was a decent size but then they fucked up and went bankrupt after 40-something years

>>1018991
I have been saying it for years, he isn't human.

>>1018991
>>1018992
They didn't say he was on the yacht at the time.

>>1018993
Mark is an extraterrestrial life form.

>>1018995
He did the right thing. When you have servants you understand that not letting them do their duties for you is a type of abuse.

It is just ridiculous how much fluff comes off these K-Mart trackies.
You can't even wear clothes without having a huge clean-up job to do around the house.
I am bending over picking bits of fluff out of the carpet like some sort of medieval peasant in the fields.
Is there no quality control at K-Mart at all?

>>1018997
Don't forget to check your belly button.

>>1018998
I don't have one. I was cloned.

How do neets like to consume their caffeine (or other stimulants)?

>>1018997
at the neet compound the only acceptable trousers will be possum skin leather breeches

>>1018999
Two boong wizzys?!

>>1019002
They all come out of a mossad factory in the negev desert.

>>1019003
>negev
*negger

>>1019001
skin tight and shiny, so every detail of the groin can be seen

>>1019005
that's homo!

Another boring day on this God-forsaken earth.

>>1019007
today has been a little tedious

might try jorkin my peanus soon

>>1019000
Always orally.