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NEET General #993 - This Shit is Bananas Edition NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No. 1017591
How many bananas can you eat, NEET?

OLD: >>1016546


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.1017593 del
SA BEST A


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No.1017597 del
How does he do it?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 00:17 [Preview] No.1017598 del
This thread is driving me bananas


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 00:18 [Preview] No.1017599 del
Absolute cluster fuck in the store this morning, as usual.


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.1017605 del
>>1017591
Well banana'd


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.1017608 del
There are still 45 posts left in the old thread.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.1017609 del
One middle aged sheila was in there, doing her best eye contact and firm handshake routine, asking about a job there.
That left a queue of three customers ahead of me with the other mong on the cash register.
First one was wanting advice on some bullshit.
Second one was buying 3D printer noodle and wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.
Third (good) one just bought an item and left as quickly as possible.
I hard part numbers written down for everything I bought, except a couple of heat sinks. Despite telling him the style (TO-220) and size, he couldn't find it on their computer. The other one comes back from the job woman and starts telling him it's a TO-3 heatsink, despite my protests. Eventually I went and got the plastic container off the shelf.
I can't win. If I put in a click and collect order, they pick the wrong components or miss one and staple the bag up so I can't check it. If I do my own picking they can't identify half the shit or find it on their computer.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.1017610 del
>>1017608
Zesty sold them to the chinese.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.1017611 del
>>1017608
I do not understand the "I'm too lazy to create a thread, so I'll just randomly delete posts to make more space" moderator mindset.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.1017612 del
>>1017611
Ask Nuro to explain it to you.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.1017613 del


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.1017614 del
>>1017611
I just deleted igay spam that he started doing at the end and my script caught 50 of his posts and deleted them all at once.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.1017615 del
Gonna try to grow a tomato plant or two inside and some mushies but i've gotta get my hands on gear for tomato plants and mushy spores


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.1017616 del
>>1017615
Tony grows tomatoes, just steal his gear


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.1017617 del
>>1017615
Jaycar might know.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.1017618 del
>>1017609
>Second one was buying 3D printer noodle and wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.
You should have joined in the conversation and befriended him.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.1017619 del
>>1017614
> my script
Does it get false positives?
I swear on me mum if any of my posts get deleted there will be big trouble.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.1017620 del
>tfw your lighter runs out and you have to light smokes off the stove


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.1017621 del
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I watched The World is not Enough (1999).
Another okay one. Nothing special but the time didn't drag like it did with a few of those Roger Moore ones.
Denise Richards looking very attractive in a Lara Croft type outfit. She played a physicist but the only science she looked like she knew was the properties of silicone.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.1017625 del
>>1017618
People were in a hurry, NEET. He should have been cognizant of the fact.
I'm yet to have anybody there, staff OR customer, ask me what I'm building this week.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.1017627 del
>>1017625
You need to look open to being approached. Make good eye contact with people and smile.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.1017628 del
https://shutin.life/
a shutin neet imageboard an online space shutins


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.1017630 del
>>1017628
*shitin
we already do lots of that


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.1017633 del
>>1017627
Isn't that for bears?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.1017634 del
>>1017614
He contributes more than some of our good NEETs


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.1017635 del
>>1017634
Some NEETs are all for quality, not quantity.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.1017636 del
>>1017633
It will work on bears or twinks. Anyone who looks like they are spending longer than necessary at the urinal.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.1017637 del
>>1017635
My arse has both quality and quantity.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.1017638 del


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.1017639 del
Does anyone else live in one of these houses where if you boil the kettle while the electric heater is on the safety switch shuts your power off and you have to go outside and switch it back on?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.1017640 del
>>1017637
Your arse is a complete mess.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.1017642 del
>>1017639
my fuse box is inside near my piss jugs and empty pizza boxes


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.1017643 del
>>1017639
Chris chan had that sort of house which is why they ended up with a coffee maker in the bathroom that burned their house down.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.1017644 del
>>1017639
>safety switch
lol I live in house with ceramic fuses
you overload something, you're putting fresh wire in the fuse
you touch something you should't have, you die


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.1017645 del
>>1017642
When I was a young NEET and ignorant of things I thought my fuse box was inside the garage and tried turning the power on from there but it turned out that box was just the automatic sprinkler controls and the fuse box was outside.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.1017646 del
>>1017643
I was unfamiliar with that bit of lore.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.1017647 del
Trying to setup flaresolverr for prowlarr and it's making me tear my hair out because monkai refuses to help me setup pirating


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.1017648 del
>>1017646
It is true lore, I think they had 400 or so appliances in the kitchen already.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.1017649 del
>>1017644
>ceramic fuses
I had those once. I overloaded it in winter and the wire didn't break, instead the electricity routed itself around and all the heat went into the ceramic which melted.
The backing of the meter box was made of wood as well. The electrician said I was lucky it didn't catch fire.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.1017652 del
Hoarding plus old overloaded wiring is a bad combination.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.1017653 del
There was one stupid bitch at Internode who kept plugging in a bar radiator under her desk first thing in the morning and taking out a circuit. You'd reset it and tell her not to plug the thing in, and five minutes later it would trip again. Ended up telling her to fuck off after about the third time and they had to call maintenance to find out how to get power back to their part of the floor.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.1017654 del
>>1017648
>400 or so appliances in the kitchen already
Many such cases. People just keep buying them. They are lucky if they even make it out of the box, let alone get used.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.1017655 del
>>1017652
There are death traps out there. No smoke detectors either.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.1017656 del
>>1017653
>maybe it won't happen again 111!!1
How did her brain even work?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.1017657 del
>>1017656
The cold may have lessened blood supply to the area.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:02 [Preview] No.1017658 del
>>1017656
Whoever coined the term 'jew daycare' for women in office environments was right.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.1017660 del
>>1017658
>jew daycare
It is a good one.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.1017665 del
In the last two weeks I've had a paver here for 2 days, plumbers out twice to fix the hot water and replace taps and the RE inspection yesterday.
Bloody glad it's all over now that was too many intruders.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.1017669 del
>>1017665
You've earned a Friday arvo beer, NEET.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.1017670 del
>>1017665
That sounds disruptive and stressful.
Hopefully you can get comfy again now NEET. xx


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.1017674 del
>>1017669
>>1017670
Thanks NEETs.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.1017683 del
I don't know how these birds manage to shit horizontally onto my windows.
Looks explosive.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.1017685 del


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.1017686 del
>>1017601
>>1017602
>>1017603
I like these posts.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.1017688 del
>>1017614
Based.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.1017691 del
>>1017619
I don't know because I don't check LOL


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.1017692 del
>>1017683
Dive bomber technique, stuka pigeons.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.1017693 del
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this week was big pay day but after pay took out 250$ at 1am. back on poverty again


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.1017694 del
I really need to do something about the overgrown front yard. Head-high weeds.
The more it looks like no-one lives here the more likely I am to get broken into.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.1017697 del
>>1017694
You will wake up one morning surrounded by squatters.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.1017702 del
>>1017693
What did you buy with afterpay? How much do you still owe?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.1017703 del
>>1017697
>squatters
Indians? They do it on the street.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.1017705 del
>>1017702
I used it for woolies and takeaway every day for like 2 weeks plus other shit I bought like watches and tech trash.
was at 700~ debt now at 500~


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.1017709 del
>>1017703
Could be Slavs exercising


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.1017712 del
>>1017709
Or just relaxing.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.1017713 del
>>1017705
Were you having a manic episode?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.1017714 del


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.1017715 del
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.1017716 del
>>1017713
I have ADHD. It's like a licence to be a retard with money


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.1017717 del
>>1017716
>ADHD
Real?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.1017718 del
>>1017717
as real as asthma


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.1017719 del
>>1017718
Just what I thought.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.1017720 del
>>1017717
I think so, I read a book about adhd and it really matched up with someone I know who had adhd.
Although as my shrink said it's still possible they're just an arsehole.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.1017721 del
>>1017720
Mental illnesses make more sense when you realise they are just descriptions of the different categories of arseholes that exist.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.1017722 del
>>1017721
As an autistic arsehole I agree.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.1017723 del
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These really are stupidly hot with no real flavour.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.1017724 del
I just realised I missed the millionth post.
Was it any good?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.1017725 del
>AI Overview
>You are completely right to feel disappointed by the Suimin K-Pow Flaming Chicken noodles, as many reviewers agree they taste like a cheap knock-off of Buldak with half the flavour. When a brand relies purely on capsicum extract to deliver an aggressive, one-dimensional burn, it completely overpowers the subtle chicken and soy notes, leaving you with nothing but heat.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.1017726 del
>>1017723
Thanks for reviewing the m for us NEET.
The label design looks good though.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.1017727 del
>>1017724
I don't remember. Probably not.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.1017728 del
>>1017724
I think I made it or 999,999 and it was just something dumb.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.1017729 del
>>1017727
>>1017728
Bugger
I will pretend it's an awesome post in my imagination.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.1017730 del
>>1017729
At least it wasn't dickhead's CP spam


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.1017731 del
It's really annoying getting up and going to the stove to light my smoke.
I think I will quest for fire while it's not raining.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.1017732 del
>>1017731
You should invest in a zippo and a can of zippo juice.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.1017733 del
>>1017732
Zippo juice gets you whizzing.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.1017734 del
>>1017732
I had one they just leak the juice everywhere. I just have like 30 lighters scattered around my house and in my car now.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.1017735 del
>>1017639
Yeah, kettle and washer at once used to short it. Most houses have two curcuits but lots arent even.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.1017736 del
>>1017732
Bic are the only good ones.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.1017737 del
>>1017654
I wonder what the % of kitchen appliances and exercise gear that never gets used is.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.1017738 del
>>1017734
https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/375901368093
>Anti Volatile Rubber Sealed Bottom For Zippo Kerosene Petrol Lighter Leakproof O-Ring
>$3.99


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.1017739 del
>>1017738
Some of the NEETs need to be fitted with one of those.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.1017740 del
>>1017737
Incredibly high. We are a very wasteful society.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.1017741 del
>>1017739
Well bantered.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.1017742 del
>>1017740
I only have a blender, electric beaters, and an air fryer in addition t the usual oven and mike lando.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:38 [Preview] No.1017743 del
Does anyone know tell tale signs of igay undercover posting? who posts the shit emoji's? is that him?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.1017744 del
>>1017742
also an electric skillet now that I think about it


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.1017745 del
>>1017742
I have a slow cooker, sue veed, pressure cooker, food processor, wand blender, toastie toastie, sandwich press, coffee machine, snosaj roll maker, toaster, kettle, air fryer, mike. Probably other things. Dont use the sausage roll maker or the sue veed.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.1017746 del
I have a K-Mart deep fryer in the cupboard that is still in the box. I have never taken it out. It has been there at leat 5 years.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.1017747 del
>>1017743
Do not fall into that trap of trying to divine post authors. Look what happened to Tiffin!


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.1017748 del
>>1017745
also a slow cooker and sammich press and another electric fry pan
the more you think about it the more you find
I use 'em all though


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.1017749 del
>>1017745
>Sue Veed
A victim in a case investigated by Detergent Jones. She was drowned in her bath.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.1017750 del
>>1017747
I know it's you anyway. But I forgive you. Not like it takes any effort to delete the spam now


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.1017751 del
>>1017746
they're great in theory until you start thinking about how to dispose of the oil, which goes rancid quickly


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.1017752 del
>>1017749
Collared Green did it


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.1017753 del
>>1017751
You pour the oil into empty milk bottles using a funnel and then put them in the bin after which they become someone else's problem.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.1017754 del
>>1017750
It has been pretty quiet for the most part with whatever you have done.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.1017755 del
Do electric kettles burn out quick for everyone or just me?
I gave up buying them ages ago and heat water in the stove.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.1017756 del
Shiban has banned half the NEETs before by guessing wrongly they are IGA.
Don't get into it Zesty.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.1017757 del
>>1017753
Gook creature next door evidently pours it down the drain, based on the letter drop we got from SA Water plus them having a jet blasting plumber there every 3 or 4 weeks. SA Water didn't mention thee cloggers, just cooking oil.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.1017758 del
>>1017755
They shouldn't do?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.1017759 del
>>1017756
My approach is not even banning because everyone ban evades anyway. Just keeping the threads clean so we can still discuss things.
I feel like igay might actually be one of the good NEETs who just for some reason spams to piss off nuro perhaps so it's not like I can ban their alter ego


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.1017760 del
>>1017755
I bought an expensive all stainless steel kettle. It is holding up well.
Those plastic ones are poisonous. The toxins, chemicals and microplastics.

>on the stove
You are better off doing that but pouring hot water out of a saucepan can be messy, dangerous and imprecise.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.1017761 del
>>1017754
This is why zest is the best!


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.1017762 del
>>1017758
My brother says his is 10 years old, I get 6 months before they die.
I guess there's worse curses.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.1017763 del
>>1017759
>I feel like igay might actually be one of the good NEET
Do not trust your feelings Zesty. You are not a jedi.
Go by evidence only.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.1017764 del
>>1017759
You made me email you toe pictures before you ubbanned me.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.1017765 del
>>1017762
Mine would have to be 15 or so. Got a spare in a box in the cupboard, which Motherbat would have bought in preparation.
The only thing I worry about is that one day I'll go to pick the freshly boiled kettle up and the bottom will fall out or something.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.1017766 del
Although I did send them to Cruisey by accident.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.1017767 del
>>1017759
>I feel like igay might actually be one of the good NEETs
Jesus Christ, dude. He needs to be fed into a wood chipper feet first.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.1017768 del
>>1017764
that wasn't his toe


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.1017769 del
>>1017763
I don't give a fuck mate. I have solved the problem temporarily and that is good enough for now.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.1017770 del
>>1017767
Bend him around the woodchipper so his feet get sprayed into his mouth


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.1017771 del
>>1017769
>I don't give a fuck mate
What an odd way to reply.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.1017772 del
Bought a hot swap bay so I can test out my 55x hard drives. If you NEETs want one I will unironically send you one in the mail


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.1017773 del
>>1017771
Quite aggressive tone, even for BO.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.1017774 del
>>1017772
Only if it's chock full of Possum lewds.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.1017775 del
>>1017769
>I don't give a fuck mate
What is with this FUCKING language !?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.1017776 del
Get ready Wizzy


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.1017777 del
Might get another pizza tonight


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.1017778 del
>>1017777
How many garlic bread?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.1017779 del
>>1017777
Thanks Wizzy


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.1017780 del
>>1017749
She was tough as old boots but in that bag, she was a soft tender thing.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.1017781 del
>>1017777
No pizza for you Wizzy
You have failed


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.1017782 del
I got my *arr stack going now. I can open this menu thing and click it and then magically movies and shows appear in my jellyfin
I can make it serve on the web too so my friends and what not can request moofies to it.
Might setup moofies VPS later somehow, autistically


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.1017783 del
>>1017746
I bought one at some point, found it couldnt get the oil super hot.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:03 [Preview] No.1017784 del
I discovered recently that there is an asian brothel just round the corner.
I might have to investigate for SCIENCE and Cruisey.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.1017785 del
>>1017784
I've gone to the tuggers like 4 times but can never blast. Sad :(


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.1017786 del
>>1017783
When I do schnitty from scratch, I use my electric fry pan with a bottle of oil in it and let it sit flat out for about 15 minutes until my infrared thermometer gun shows the surface has stopped increasing in temp. Then it's just a minute or so each side and done.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.1017787 del
>>1017753
Just pour it out on the curb.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.1017788 del
>>1017759
Team Stanners


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.1017790 del
>>1017785
axe them to massage ur bum g-spot or whatever


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.1017791 del
>>1017769
I dont give a fuck mate. Fix captcha


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.1017792 del
Me n Cruisey gonna do Friday afternoon beers after a hard week of monging and mong herding.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.1017793 del
>>1017791
If the BO was a qt gril would you give him a fuck?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.1017794 del
>>1017793
I'd shit in his cunt.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.1017795 del
>>1017784
Yes. Do it purely for honing your financial negotiational skills. $150 is fine as long as they take it in the pooper or gargle your vrill.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.1017797 del
>>1017796
me with the pipe and creative belt, before I got fat


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.1017798 del
>>1017793
It'd be fine as long as he takes it in the pooper or gargles the vrill


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.1017799 del
>>1017792
I have to wage. 4hrs down so far. Knock off around 11.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.1017800 del
>>1017795
Anal+100 creampie+100 cimws+50


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.1017801 del
>>1017799
beers at dolans at 5am?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.1017802 del
>>1017786
Yeah, as long as you can get the oil hot enough, theyre great. Low temp makes it soak up the oil.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.1017803 del
>>1017800
I only have 3 50s. You will do what I ask or I'll find elsewhere.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.1017804 del
>>1017801
Youre not going back to dolans. Ever. You promised. Think of the list.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.1017805 del
>>1017802
my electric frypan with a 700 or 750ml bottle of oil is just the right amount for shallow frying a schnitty at near 400F/200C


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.1017806 del
>>1017803
Kek
Dominating like a bossman


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.1017807 del
>>1017804
I made no such promise. That was another NEET this morning who got the McTurd wrap or something. I got 2 snosage mcmuffs and 2 hash browns and a large OJ


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.1017808 del
>>1017806
Oh. Sorry, lost one. Make it 20min?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.1017809 del
>>1017805
The deep fryer I had, had a top temp of 200 but I dont think it actually got t here


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.1017810 del
>>1017809
yeah, no way those cheap appliances are doing any sort of proper temperature regulation
mend it mark pulled apart an expensive toaster the other month, and the circuit boards looked like some shit i'd knock out at the kitchen table after sixteen beers


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.1017811 del
Two days I poured out three 500g bags of dry pasta in the backyard garden bed.
They were a temptation to my diet. Just empty carbs.
Anyway, today all the pasta is gone. I don't know what took it or ate it.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.1017812 del
>>1017807
I would cook you just white omelette with lightly blanched spinach on fresh bread with low fat hollondaise and some smoked salmon and charred cherry tomatoes.
Breakfast is only important because it makes tomorrows poo better.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.1017813 del
>>1017811
gnome-like dirt wogs ate them


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.1017814 del
>>1017808
I texted a locanto ad and they sent me a price list,photos of the girls and of the house.
I walk past it twice a day already.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.1017815 del
>>1017812
No offense, but I don't want, and wouldn't eat, any of that shit. You'd do me a full English minus baked beans, or I'd give you another backhander.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.1017816 del
>>1017812
You would torment that NEET with flavourless food.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.1017817 del
>>1017811
Do you have marsupials?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.1017818 del
I'd say "I'm not eating this shit" and go collect Toothpaste and set out for a Happy Eater and half a dozen tins of warm ale.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.1017819 del
>>1017815
You'll eat the beans and pretend you like 'em cunt or we're gonna have words.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.1017820 del
>>1017814
>texted a locanto ad
Dont do that. Some cunt will call you saying they know where you live or something trying to rort you. Just walk in with 130. And tell them Shane told you about this place.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.1017821 del
>>1017621
brace yourself for the next one


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.1017822 del
>>1017815
I would be offended.
Greek yoghurt and fruit and oatmeal it is.
Zuccini fritters for lunch.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.1017823 del
>>1017820
Lol, I've had that I just tell them to fuck off.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.1017824 del
>>1017821
Youre the reason Webers diet fals. He needs to learn to be satisfied on whole foods.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.1017825 del
>>1017823
That is how Zesty treats us. Like we are locanto whores.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.1017826 del
>>1017823
I live for the day some cunt tries that with me. I'd blast their guts all over the front porch.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.1017827 del
Is it possible to grate a zucchini and still consider yourself straight?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.1017828 del
>>1017825
Locanto whore is a step up for some NEETs.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.1017829 del
>>1017824
The days Motherbat makes a cooked breakfast, I don't even think about grazing until I get on the booze.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.1017830 del
>>1017826
NEET please.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.1017831 del
Hey Cruisey do you like Boney M?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.1017832 del
>>1017830
in minecraft of course


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.1017833 del
>>1017831
he often puts a 'best of' CD on when we roadtrip
we sing and shuck and jive


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.1017834 del
>>1017833
I hate most of their songs but I really like Ma Baker and Rasputin.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.1017835 del
>>1017834
those coons certainly had a couple of catchy tunes


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.1017836 del
Remember these Hungarians?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9OLpp6daeZw [Embed]


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.1017837 del
>>1017718
I knew it!


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.1017838 del
>>1017723
I like the cartoon on the box.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.1017839 del
>>1017739
👆💯


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.1017840 del
>>1017746
If you have a shed, move it in there. One NEET shares a TV with the possums in his shed.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.1017841 del


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.1017842 del
>>1017766
Lucky bugger.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.1017843 del
>>1017777
Thank you Wizzy.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.1017844 del
>>1017785
Tragic.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.1017845 del
>>1017792
Lucky bugger.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.1017846 del
(2.71 MB 4032x3024 IMG_1711.jpeg)
Motherbat has completed her census.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.1017847 del


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.1017848 del
>>1017846
She has good handwriting.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.1017849 del
Cruisey I wanna be VIM listed


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.1017850 del
>>1017849
You have to work for it.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.1017851 del
>>1017849
NEETs who want favours do favours.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.1017852 del


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.1017853 del


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.1017854 del
>>1017846
Good feedback.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.1017855 del
>>1017846
Good on her.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.1017856 del
Might stand up soo


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.1017857 del
>>1017856
Sleep tight.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.1017858 del
>>1017856
Poor gook


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.1017859 del
Soo Denim
I never trusted her


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.1017860 del
Need to do a meal prep but don’t know what to make


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.1017870 del
6


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.1017874 del
Did some more dishes.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.1017877 del
I got 3 (three) lighters.
Feeling promethean.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.1017878 del
I'm so delighted


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.1017880 del


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.1017884 del
You couldn't even rape a passed out boong even if he lubed himself up for you and spread his own cheeks.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.1017887 del
>>1017877
Prefer matches. I enjoy the tactile experience.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.1017890 del
>>1017887
You grope the matches?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.1017891 del
>>1017831
No. I think theyre cliche. Dancers to clicktracks.
Fix captcha please.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.1017895 del
>>1017891
You have just lost all my respect.
Heart level 0%


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.1017897 del
made two waffle cones as a reward for doing some dishes


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.1017898 del
>>1017833
That was a mix of Earth, Wind and Fire and KC and the Sunshine band, you philistine. You even sung along. Is that why you were talking about the mob and Frankie Valley?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.1017899 del
>>1017897
Well done


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.1017901 del
>>1017846
Are listed as being there next Tuws?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.1017904 del
>>1017901
I will not be there on Tuesday, no.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.1017905 del
>tfw you were counting on Cruisey to like the Negro music


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.1017907 del
>>1017860
I had two slices of light toast with vegemite.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.1017909 del
>>1017904
Well translated.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.1017911 del
The wood-fired pizza crew is in town for the night. I'm salivating.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.1017912 del
>>1017905
Negro sex music, not negro homo music. I no longer liten to Fiana Ross because of it too.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.1017913 del
>>1017911
Are they based out of a van or something?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.1017914 del
>>1017911
I could go a good pizza


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.1017915 del
>>1017912
I challenge you to listen to Ma Baker right now.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.1017916 del
The remix is even better


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.1017917 del
(5.26 MB 4080x3060 20260807_144727.jpg)


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.1017918 del
>>1017915
They were really big in western germany. What more do you need to know?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.1017919 del
>>1017917
I was just there. Ours were green.
Got a couple creme brules, a couple cos lettuces and a loaf of bread. And chips and shit.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.1017920 del
>>1017918
You have failed me for the last time Admiral Cruisey.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.1017921 del
>>1017897
You earned them.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.1017922 del
>>1017911
maybe go and cop one? 🤷‍♀️
thick crust cheese and anchovies for me please


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.1017923 del
If you want Cruisey to put out you need to put on the parliament funk.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.1017924 del
>>1017920
Put some p funk on, not this sugarcoated kid friendly disco. Theyre more concerned with sequins and shoes than dirty sweat.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.1017925 del
put some detergent and boiling water in the air fryer thingo
fresh froxen chibbs and maybe seafood tonight


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.1017926 del


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.1017927 del
>>1017917
Those are all too ripe. They need to be a bit green.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.1017928 del
Hey BO I think the NEET that says he don't like the negro music is an Cruisey impersonator you should ban him for breaking that rule.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.1017929 del
>>1017924
I ONLY LIKE TWO OF THEIR SONGS YOU FUCK I DIDN'T SAY I WANT TO NEGRO MARRY THEM!!!!


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.1017930 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jv-BcCVj-NM [Embed]

Wank music

>>1017928
Shiiet, you think I'm playing. Jive for the sake of it. I'm up for the downstroke, and my nose dont grow.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.1017931 del
>>1017930
Afro's will be compulsory at the NEET Commune.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.1017932 del
>>1017923
I wanna dance with Cruisey


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.1017933 del
(2.30 MB 3778x2598 TanksAlot.jpg)
I made some space tanks a few weeks ago.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.1017934 del
>>1017933
Very nice. Those are big ones.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.1017935 del
This is my latest disco track. Everything Jack Stratton touches is gold.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oAZBKlVSLkU [Embed]


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.1017940 del
can't believe it's friday again, another week gone, with nothing to show for it


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.1017943 del
>>1017933
Henlo 10K.
Very nice.
I am making a spray booth for my airbrush at the moment.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.1017947 del
>>1017933
Wroom. And pew pew.
I don't think those are practical weaponry. Also too WWI.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.1017948 del
(5.43 MB 480x360 Banana-Joe.mp4)


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.1017949 del
>>1017934
Thanks NEET
>>1017943
Hello, could you post a pic when it's done please I'm thinking about getting an airbrush.
>>1017947
They are basically WW1 tanks with scifi bits.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.1017952 del
>>1017949
Yes I think WH40K has a bit of steampunkish influence. That style goes up to WWI and creating floating or spaceship dreadnoughts and such..


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.1017953 del
>>1017933
bitches and sex every day


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.1017954 del
Have to buy smokes before I run out but I also want some jim beams. maybe can afford both but not also the 2 hours of petrol required.
just.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.1017955 del
The stinging nettles are the most resistant to the weed killer.
I sprayed three weeks ago and they are still standing. The grasses and other weeds are all collapsed, brown and dead.
They are mocking me.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.1017956 del
>>1017955
they have protein in them. you can eat them if you boil them


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.1017958 del
>>1017953
No she moved back to NZ.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.1017959 del
>>1017933
Good work NEET.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.1017960 del
>>1017958
cunts grow on trees thats why they call our land a cunt tree.
time for a newey


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.1017961 del
>>1017949
>Hello, could you post a pic when it's done please I'm thinking about getting an airbrush.
Will do.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.1017962 del
>>1017940
Did you smile?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.1017963 del
>>1017955
>They are mocking me.
Spoil them with cream.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.1017964 del
>>1017940
You kept your head above water NEET. You did well.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.1017965 del
>>1017955
Is it a big patch of them?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.1017966 del
>>1017949
>getting an airbrush.
For pantomime?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.1017967 del
>>1017966
For tank and scenery painting.
Spray cans are expensive.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.1017972 del
Hi igay.
Bye igay.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.1017973 del
>>1017967
Maybe I should have asked instead: do you have dirty air?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.1017974 del
>>1017965
They are run wild. They deliberately grow themselves on vital paths and spots where they can't be avoided.
I suspect a central intelligence is directing them.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.1017975 del
(161.81 KB 988x988 grumpy.jpg)


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.1017976 del
>>1017974
The psyop is actually against them. They are a super food that used to feed armies.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.1017977 del
Do neets ever watch this channel or is it clickbait?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4G7efSDYlQ [Embed]


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.1017978 del
>>1017975
There is still time left to smile


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.1017979 del
Pulling nettles carelessly from certain places could offend fairies or local spirits. Conversely, carrying nettles could deter malevolent fairy beings.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.1017980 del
>>1017977
Cruisey buys my milk for me


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.1017981 del
>>1017979
Very Important Magician


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.1017982 del
>>1017973
Oh, lol, sorry took me a while.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.1017983 del
Monk I hope you have a celebrate Week 2 tonight.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.1017984 del
>>1017976
I think I remember mum saying they used to make nettle tea during the war when they couldn't get real tea.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.1017985 del
>>1017977
I get recommended it. It is AI and just rambles on without ever making its point. It makes errors of fact often.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.1017986 del
(273.97 KB 1080x934 Tea.jpg)


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.1017987 del
AI slop


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.1017988 del


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.1017989 del
garn jim beams fuckeet


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.1017990 del
>>1017989
Monk? Yes!


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.1017991 del
(116.26 KB 761x583 finalsolution.jpg)


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.1017992 del
>>1017991
Monk! No?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.1017993 del
lol


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.1017994 del
>>1017993
Kek, shopping trolley guy is a cheeky cunt


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.1017995 del
didn't have double serve so i got regular jim beams.
might get tobacco tomorrow and start planning how to grow a tomato plant


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.1017996 del
>>1017982
I like these types of joges.
We call angle grinder as corner grinder which allows two jokes. Firstly: I can't even reach into the corner. The second is from the fact that we call heel as "corner".
There are others but explaining untranslatable wordplays is not that big of a fun.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.1017997 del
>>1017994
He tackled the problem quick. Real peacemaker.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.1017998 del
they're releasing trailers for xmas movies already
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FmM2giDwLAE [Embed]


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.1017999 del
>>1017998
We have the first one on the Endchan Xmas Marathon list.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.1018000 del
>>1017999
Is HP on this weekend?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.1018001 del
>>1018000
Yes, Wizzy.
As noted before streaming Willow. Participation is mandatory for all the NEETs.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.1018002 del
>>1018001
Harry Potter and the Hobbit Impersonator


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.1018003 del
>>1018002
Yeah, it's lot like Hobbit.
But there is a fun little detail highly relevant to this board and its culture.
And as I noted its not the tiny mongs.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.1018004 del
>>1018003
I saw Willow and Legend in at the drive ins when I was a kid
Put Legend on as well it's got Tim Curry as the devil.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.1018005 del
>>1018003
I saw a tiny mong today when I went to get a coffee


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.1018006 del
Gotta wait 20 minutes for my feed


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.1018008 del
>>1018005
Should've asked him if he's in the moofie


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.1018009 del
>>1018004
No.

>>1018005
Have you rubbed his nose for luck?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.1018010 del
>>1018006
Do push ups while you wait.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.1018011 del
>>1018005
I stopped saying hello to the minimong near me because every time I do he looks like he's going to poo his pants.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.1018012 del
>>1018011
Ask him if he's in the moofie next time


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.1018013 del
>>1018004
>Legend
the ost is good, the rest of the movie sucks. Ridley scott should just have made a 1 hour music video for tangerine dream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=84jvSHmXsuA [Embed]


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.1018014 del
>>1018013
I have almost no idea what you are trying to say.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.1018015 del
>>1018014
Ask MonkAI integration when it is available could assist you.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.1018016 del
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Chicken wings and potato wedges. Life could be worse.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.1018017 del
>>1018014
The soundtrack to the movie Legend was made by an 80s synth band called tangerine dream. It's the best aspect of the movie.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.1018018 del
>>1018016
Absolutely delightful.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.1018019 del
I had some deep fried chips yesterday from the local fish and chippery. I dropped one of them on a referral form I have for a test for heart disease. The saturated fat from the chip turned part of the form transparent.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.1018020 del
Adelaide Council have sent me a parking "expiation notice" with a photo of a car which is not mine, parked in a place I have never parked.
The photo was taken at night. I believe the error has happened because they have interpreted a 0 on the numberplate as an 8.
The car in the photo is a different make and model to mine.
I went to their online review process and they have a finite list of reasons you can ask for a review and there is no "other" option so I basically can't use the online portal.
I am going to have to handwrite one and post it to them.
What a pain in the arse. Fuck these dogs.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.1018021 del
>>1018016
Looks good.


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.1018023 del
>tfw mum still thinks Centrelink is "just until u find a job" but it's been 4 years 😎

spent all night on /b/, slept through the day, smashed 3 packets of Mi Goreng and half a 2L LA Ice.

walked to the servo for durries and a Mother. counted that as exercise.

downloaded another linux distro even though i'm just gonna reinstall XP in a week.

anyone else remember when BigPond had download quotas? lmao.

anyway who's on vent tonight?

>be me

>26

>still posting on ausneets

life is good lads.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.1018024 del
>>1018023
You are thriving NEET.


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.1018027 del
>>1018023
Based 2013 lifestyle.


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.1018031 del
>>1018028
WHO DAT BALD NIGGA BE ?!


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.1018032 del
>>1018031
Huxley is a new Tiktok slop provider.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.1018033 del
Four days until I return to unemployment.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.1018034 del
>>1018032
POST TWINKS


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.1018035 del


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.1018036 del
>>1017989
Get sloshed then go syphon some teslas.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.1018037 del
Imagine fucking a poojeeta 🤢🤮


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.1018038 del
>>1018025
>over 380 accounts


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.1018039 del
Bepsi and burbone


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.1018041 del
>>1018040
One thing the ragheads have right is putting down faggots


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.1018042 del
>>1018039
Add a splash of milk.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.1018043 del
>>1018038
The monster is very busy.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.1018044 del
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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.1018045 del
>>1018028
Wait. He works for Chinese

>>1018029
What's her dream?

>>1018030
>secretly gambling
They were in the open.


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.1018047 del
>>1018030
Btw this reminds me of maomao or who the fuckever.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.1018048 del
>>1018045
Huxley loves it over there and is thriving.

TiNa dreams of many engines.

His haircut looked good too


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.1018049 del
Farkin' fumin'


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.1018050 del
>>1018049
Have a wank and call Huxley.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.1018051 del
>>1018050
Not fond of you


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.1018052 del
Watching ai sci fi shorts on youtube


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.1018053 del


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.1018054 del
Eating popcorn wbu?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.1018055 del
>>1018054
I wish I was tbqh


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.1018056 del
Cat goes meow


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.1018057 del
>>1018046
He did well.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.1018058 del
Sydney full of poofters


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.1018059 del
I have written my letter to the council. I think my cortisol has spiked over the whole affair.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.1018060 del
>>1018058
There is no shame any more.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.1018061 del
>>1018060
That's a bad thing


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.1018062 del
>>1018060
The stigma is gone.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.1018063 del
>>1018061
The stigma is gone.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.1018064 del
Beautiful 🥹


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.1018065 del
Adelaide? More like fagelaide


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.1018066 del
>>1018065
Poorly bantered.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.1018067 del
>>1018059
peter has a guy who knows about these things


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.1018068 del
>>1018066
Watch a tiktok


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.1018069 del
>>1018059
They won't read it


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.1018070 del
Cruisey I wanna ride on one of those things too


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.1018071 del
Okay I can setup my VPS to host moofies now. It has 20gb of storage so it should be enough for some


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.1018072 del
>>1018068
He should just watch mine


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.1018073 del
>>1018070
He doesn't ride it. He just stepped on it and it started to move. And now he tries to avoid falling.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.1018074 del
>>1018070
You'd break it


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.1018076 del
>>1018073
>>1018074
Safety first. I will be fine.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.1018077 del
Cruisey next weekend we should go here


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.1018078 del
>>1018071
You'll want a hostname too, you'll need https support to use cytube


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.1018079 del
>>1018078
>you'll need https support to use cytube
MonkAI will whizz him through the certbot set-up


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.1018080 del
>>1018078
it has a domain and nginx but i cant remember how i set anything up.
it would be nice to make a drag and drop thing to upload moofies to it


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.1018081 del
>>1018072
Uhoh another bag of popped corn and ponpon song xD


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.1018082 del
>>1018080
>but i cant remember how i set anything up.
That's where MonkAI agents come in


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.1018083 del
I use monkai for erp


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.1018084 del
>>1018083
I'll be do xdr soon


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.1018085 del
>>1018083
Cruisey?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.1018086 del
>>1018084
You not do
>>1018085
Am no


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.1018087 del
Done drunk


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.1018088 del
>>1018087
druk status? im on like #3


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.1018089 del
Good night.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.1018090 del
What happened to all the neets who were going to rehab, getting on lobster pills rather than alcohol?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.1018091 del
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@10k
it's like warhammer but like -39k years


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.1018092 del
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ralph macchio got a karate black belt at age 62, 40 years after playing daniel in the karate kid. Maybe it's not too late for some neets to get their shit together and become martial arts experts


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.1018095 del
WHY IS SHE VACUUMING
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK PLEASE STOP


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.1018096 del
>>1018089
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.1018097 del
Might watch Rogue 1 and the original trilogy after Andor.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.1018098 del
>>1018092
I have a black belt.
it's not martial arts related though


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.1018099 del
>>1018097
>Rogue 1
The battle parts were good.


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.1018101 del
Possum and Cruisey tricked me into invading Poland once.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.1018102 del
>>1018089
Night fella.
Nice. Big babby pidge.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.1018103 del
>>1018101
did you win ?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.1018104 del
>>1018103
Yes but I couldn't hold the territory so I retreated.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.1018105 del
>>1018104
Reminds me of that terrible tragedy when the good guys lost


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.1018106 del
It's 9C but it feels like it's 0C.
And yes, I'm wearing my beanie.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.1018107 del
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i would improve the bored more but shiban is too busy doing lines of paprika to pass on a message ecks dee


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.1018108 del
They told me Poland was full of pole dancers.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.1018109 del
>>1018108
When I saw you when we were invading poland I thought you were an evil version of the KKK


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.1018110 del
>>1018108
German is full of germs, though.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.1018111 del
>>1018110
I heard that Bulgarians bulge.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.1018112 del
I think that cortisol spike has caused this headache I have now.
I have been terrorised by faceless bureaucrats handing out false parking fines.
I bet it was AI that read the number plate wrong. A toaster spiked my cortisol.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.1018113 del
>>1018111
Guess what you'll find in Nigeria


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.1018114 del
what's in uraguay?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.1018115 del
We need to all move to Possomalia


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.1018116 del
>>1018112
Become a luddite.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.1018117 del
I'm onto the last episode of Andor.
I like his war robot friend.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.1018118 del
when weber hits the jackpot on the machines he is gonna fund the neet commune in some shithole third world cunt tree and we will live like kings with 5 brown bitches each to suck our cocks and make us tendies


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.1018119 del
>>1018117
>his war robot friend.
The red thing?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.1018120 del
moofies vps almost set up just needs some more monkai autism


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.1018121 del
>>1018119
No the silver imperial one they get near the end


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.1018122 del
Wage off. Garn.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.1018123 del
>>1018122
good effort. get on the piss


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.1018124 del
Why do the rebels always hang out in ewok looking treehouses?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.1018125 del
>>1018122
Well waged. Welcome back.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.1018126 del
>>1018121
He is good. I enjoyed him in the movie.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.1018127 del
>>1018124
To show they are closer to nature and therefore good.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.1018128 del
I need to drive an hour tomorrow to get smokes. anyone wanna come?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.1018129 del
It really annoys me in movies how stabbing someone in the back once with a knife silently insta-kills them somehow.
That isn't how it works.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.1018130 del
>>1018129
how would you know?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.1018131 del
>>1018128
Are you getting the illegal black market ones?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.1018132 del
>>1018130
thirty years a navy seal here champ.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.1018133 del
>>1018131
yes of course. tiffin said i can buy them on facebook but i'm too mong'd to figure out how.
I did find someone trying to sell actual hard drugs but he seemed fake so i insulted him kek.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.1018134 del
>>1018123
Am. Only have coke as fizzy left and that keeps me up so might be enough. Only a few shots, with not enough pasito, and now thats gone. And 10 cones. Pipe tastes wet and resiny. Thinking about taking two or so fortes and putting on some history with cy, or something similar. Get sumerian tablets translated and read to me.
Had to look it up, think I meant Ashurbanipal's stuff. Same thing.
Too choofd to be coherent.
Type Ashurbanipal library building burnt, preseved clay tablets short version into chat gpt

The Library of Ashurbanipal was preserved because it burned. When the palace at Library of Ashurbanipal was destroyed around 612 BCE, the intense fire baked many of its clay tablets like pottery. This made them much harder and more durable, allowing thousands of cuneiform tablets to survive for over 2,600 years until archaeologists uncovered them. Some tablets were still damaged or lost, but the fire unintentionally helped preserve many of them.

AI deserves our jobs.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.1018135 del
>>1018128
You dont need smokes. Get some drugs instead.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.1018136 del
>>1018133
Surely you dont have to go that far.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.1018137 del
>>1018135
It sure would be nice if shiban didn’t police us


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.1018138 del
>>1018137
He keeps all the drugs for himself. Known associate of Bulgarians.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.1018139 del
The rain has begun. Will last a week according to the forecasts.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.1018140 del
>>1018139
I heard Tuesday will be dry.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.1018141 del
>>1018140
Every tuesday is dry for 10k these days.
#mean #cunt


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.1018142 del
awake again, why am I so fucked up


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.1018143 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KPwUBKDg2TY [Embed] this is how i picture if he had a retro DH bike


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forgive my dreadful post there.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:32 [Preview] No.1018145 del
>>1018144
All right.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.1018146 del
>>1018106
It looks good.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.1018147 del
>>1018112
>cortisol spike
The situation is confused.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.1018148 del
>>1018120
Use the deep think feature.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.1018149 del
>>1018141
You're a fucking spastic mate, I've been drinking since february.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.1018150 del
Does McDonalds serve ice cream in the mornings?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.1018151 del
>>1018150
Cruisey told me any time is a good time for a cone.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.1018152 del
It just fired out of me.


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Off to the supermarket


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.1018156 del
Mrogles
Fix captcha please


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 21:23 [Preview] No.1018157 del
>>1018155
I like that last one with the zoo.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 21:23 [Preview] No.1018158 del
>>1018156
GMN, where is our road trip headed to today?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.1018159 del
got dolans on the way back from colesns


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.1018160 del
>>1018157
I thought you might


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.1018161 del
>>1018159
Ice-cream cone status?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.1018162 del
>>1018161
I still have 4 waffle cones in the box and bot a fresh tub of ice cream.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.1018163 del
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>Report: White House drafting executive order linking vaccines and autism
https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/08/report-white-house-drafting-executive-order-linking-vaccines-and-autism/


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.1018164 del
>>1018163
Priorities.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.1018165 del
>>1017993
>>1017994
Moved like a meth head


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.1018166 del
>>1018023
A 26 year old wouldn't even know what BigPond is


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.1018167 del
>>1018158
We will be stocking up on essentials at woolies, filling up at leroys then hitting the road. Best of Paul Simon cd is in. 2nd breaky at Mt Pleasant then going through Sedan and looking at the German walls. Swan Reach for lunch.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.1018168 del
>>1018159
You promised


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.1018169 del
Fished unpacking the groceries.
It's miserable outside, so will do some lectronics today.
Got some apricot crowns for mording tea.
Villi's pastie and quadruple Dare for lonch.
Chiggen yiros makings for dindins.
Just need to do a booze run at some point.


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.1018171 del
>>1018167
>2nd breaky at Mt Pleasant
>Swan Reach for lunch.
💖


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That's a dog, you silly old moo.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.1018173 del
>>1018171
you'll need to hold his hand on the ferry


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.1018174 del
>>1018169
>quadruple Dare
It is the exact same recipe as the green one. They just put different labels on them.


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.1018176 del
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Suburban decay


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.1018177 del
>>1018172
Quackers!


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.1018180 del
beating me to the punch with the fr*g he stole from me..


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.1018181 del
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>>1018169
Hope you got some salad mix for the yiros.
I had two salad sandwiches last night for tea. Surprisingly very good. Just aldi helgas type fancy home brand white bread, with mayo on both slices, cos leaves shredded, stuck to it, tomato, masterfoods avocado smash spice mix, salt and pepper.
Then had two packets of chips (double crunch chicken, aoili air fries), two strawberry kiplings (not as good s lemon), a violet crumble (its different now, lighter) .. I'm sure there was more.
The spice mix is really good, just average all purpose garlic, paprika etc but has a hint of cumin. Its pretty subtle. Most things that have cumin are overpowering and I dont like it, but this one is good.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.1018182 del
>>1018181
The word 'salad' in your salad sadwich (intentional typo) is doing some heavy lifting.
I have lettuce, tomato, red onion, and cucumber for my yiros, along with garlic sauce and spice mix for the chicken.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.1018183 del
>>1018171
Hope the butcher is open. I want a lamb and rosemary mettwurst and a dozen tomato and herb snags for the free bbq at the river. Bfore going to the bakery cafe there.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.1018184 del
>>1018172
Sweaty doesnt look impressed


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.1018185 del
>>1018173
Without the old grey bearded ferryman seeing.


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>>1018176
Beautiful. I like the flowers.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.1018187 del
>>1018180
It is the exact same picture as the other one. They just put different numbers on them.


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>>1018184
that's what Motherbat said


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.1018189 del
>>1018182
I presumed it would be meat and sauce. Bit impressed tbh.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.1018190 del
gm neets


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.1018191 del
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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.1018192 del
>>1018188
Tell her that I told you to tell her that youre having salad for tea. Enacting the list.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.1018193 del
Wish I still had a hills hoist. Some NEETs cant help but clothesline mog me.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.1018194 del
>>1018176
Its good for the wildlife.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.1018195 del
>>1018187
Well bantered.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.1018196 del
>>1018165
Yeah I like the crackhead dance he does at the end


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.1018197 del
>>1018181
That's a lot of weed!
Shibs is gonna tell you off.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:49 [Preview] No.1018198 del
>>1018191
Which state makes executives put a red "chubb" warning sticker on their windows?
Its like nazi germany!


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.1018199 del
>>1018193
I just have a fold out one on the back wall.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.1018200 del
I drove out to post that letter asking the council for a review of my parking fine.
I have put the fine letter they sent me away in a drawer now. I want to forget about it to avoid further cortisol spikes.
The dogs.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.1018201 del
>>1018199
Just like my dildo.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.1018202 del
>>1018198
>chubb warning
The sticker big enough for me has yet to be printed


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.1018203 del
>>1018201
You keep your dildo away from my house NEET


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.1018204 del
>>1018196
Floyd shuffle.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:56 [Preview] No.1018205 del
>>1018191
Hope that's not your own backyard.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:56 [Preview] No.1018206 del
not even 8.30 and I've eaten one of those apricot crowns i had earmarked for mording tea :(


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>>1018204
bananas


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.1018208 del
>>1018206
8:30 is a good time for morning tea


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.1018209 del
>>1018205
Ladida mr I take care of things


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.1018210 del


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.1018211 del
Is morning tea before or after second breakfast?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.1018212 del
>>1018211
After, but before brunch.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.1018213 del
>>1018212
Interesting.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.1018214 del
>>1018209
Tell the local homeless you dropped $2 in your yard and they'll rip up all the grass
>>1018211
Before I think, not sure where brunch fits in though


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.1018215 del
>>1018205
bill can fix it tomorrow in the rain with the electric mower


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.1018216 del
>>1018214
No they wont. They wont work for $30ph.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.1018217 del
>>1018216
You have to trick them into thinking they aren't working


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.1018218 del
High tea is after brunch, before lonch.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.1018219 del
>>1018215
He should get a goat


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.1018220 del
>>1018218
Cruisey is going to have draw a timeline of all this for me.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.1018221 del
>>1018218
Does the time of high tea change if I have brekky bongs?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.1018222 del
>>1018218
when are elevenses?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:06 [Preview] No.1018223 del
>>1018220
we need a series of sirens and hooters


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.1018224 del
>>1018217
I get one of the clients yo fo my yard. He leaves bits everywhere and forgets something every time. Asked twice if he could come today, both times I said it was raining. Last time t ook three visits, because he forgot the lawnmower one visit then I think it was raining. Just likes holding the whipper snipper.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.1018225 del
>>1018222
At eleven.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.1018226 del
>>1018224
>he forgot the lawnmower one visit
lol


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.1018227 del
>>1018221
No. Thats second breakfast salad. I just had a serve myself.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.1018228 del
>>1018224
Lend him to Weber


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.1018229 del
>>1018223
>sirens and hooters
That are called e-girls or e-thots now.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.1018230 del
>>1018224
>Just likes holding the whipper snipper.
Don't we all.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.1018231 del
>>1018222
Thats if youre not fancy enough to be invited to high tea.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.1018232 del
>>1018227
I often start the day with a healthy salad


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.1018233 del
>>1018226
Yeah. Didnt forget the blower that time though.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.1018234 del


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.1018235 del
>>1018233
We call them whores now.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:13 [Preview] No.1018236 del
>>1018235
I call possum my two handed whipper snipper. Helps with posture if I put him on the neck harness.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.1018237 del
He also blew all the grass onto my neighbours, and without asking did the other neighbours front yard.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.1018238 del
>>1018181
You just bought this because it said zesty on the label


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.1018239 del
>>1018223
👆💯


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.1018240 del
I'm going to end up mowing the lawns at the Commune I think
>tfw gotten old and have strange compulsion to care for front lawn


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:24 [Preview] No.1018241 del
>>1018240
Just concrete it all


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:26 [Preview] No.1018242 del
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Is it that no one trusts these or that no one cares?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:28 [Preview] No.1018243 del
>>1018241
But I'm not italian.


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>>1018236
he does squirm a bit


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:35 [Preview] No.1018245 del
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Who is pulling the slander strings?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:39 [Preview] No.1018246 del
At the beach with a smoke and a coke. Life could be worse.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:40 [Preview] No.1018247 del
>>1018246
That is a good attitude to take NEET. I hope you enjoy your day.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:40 [Preview] No.1018248 del
>>1018246
You're using a lot of coke these days NEET


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.1018249 del
>>1018245
You know who. ADIDAS. All Day I Demand Ausneets Slander


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.1018250 del
>>1018242
that's just nuro testing out an experimental ebike


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:43 [Preview] No.1018251 del
>>1018246
Stop smoking you fool


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:44 [Preview] No.1018253 del
>>1018252
Its good advice!


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:45 [Preview] No.1018254 del
>>1018253
It is, we need to be more collosian


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.1018258 del
>>1018257
Sensiblechoggle.jpg


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Considering making this next


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.1018260 del
Suprisingly ruinator is a real word.


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.1018261 del
>>1018259
Do any of the bits in those kits move?


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.1018262 del
>>1018259
Looks like a big project.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.1018263 del
Can see why the Haribo bears were only $2. Made out of conveyor belt rubber.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.1018264 del
>>1018243
Im partial to alternative ground covers, but too lazy to maintain anything.
Want to move to skycity in texas and let the robots take charge.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.1018265 del
>>1018261
The arms and weapons/hatches on the tanks can be moved and swapped.
>>1018262
Yeah, I've never done one this size tbh


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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.1018267 del
>>1018256
The red one is the priest


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>>1018259
You have a problem.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.1018269 del
>>1018260
It is not just a word it is a lifestyle.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.1018270 del
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This is for the NEET that wanted me to build a sand castle the other day.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.1018271 del
>>1018268
I have a lot of silly money


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:14 [Preview] No.1018272 del
>>1018270
That's not a castle it's a hill fort


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.1018273 del
>>1018272
it's a seat


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.1018274 del
Might have a cuppa and some more salad


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.1018275 del
>>1018270
Lovely. A work of art.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.1018276 del
>>1018274
You'll need a cuppa dressing with that salad. The zesty italian.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.1018277 del
>>1018270
Thank You NEET.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.1018278 del
>>1018270
Lucky NEET.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.1018279 del
>eats entire bag of haribo bears
>notices laxative effect warning on empty bag


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.1018280 del


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.1018281 del
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This is a federal senator


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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.1018283 del
>>1018280
hope I can clench until I've had the quadruple Dare


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.1018284 del
>>1018281
She needs to get her tits out.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 00:54 [Preview] No.1018285 del
>>1018283
I once foolishly ate a whole pack of woolies dried apricots when I was out bush.
That was not a pleasant day.


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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.1018287 del
>>1018286
That is not tits.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.1018288 del
>>1018281
She's no Steph Walker.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.1018289 del
>>1018287
They'd be gross saggy tits.
You saw the energy she got up with.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.1018290 del
>>1018283
>the quadruple Dare
Its the exact same recipe as the green top one. they just put different labels on them.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.1018291 del
>>1018288
Shut up, Bradley.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.1018292 del
>>1018290
We've already done this routine today.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.1018299 del
>>1018149
Kek. I meant no pussy


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It seems out tomatos are safe.


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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.1018317 del
Got a six pack of DAB for $19.80 at BWS, since it was a good price for 12 standos and one of you is always drinking it. Not bad.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.1018318 del
>>1018310
Could you link to that story please.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.1018323 del
>>1018320
Nasty little shit steamer and eater


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.1018340 del
>>1018166
was that a demoralisation post perhaps?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.1018343 del
>>1018317
That's a good price,VB is now about 23 for 3 long necks and thats only 2.9 standards.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.1018344 del
>>1018335
The jury is still out. That piece may have been planted by the foods industry. Journalist and nutritionists on the payroll. Many such cases.
I'm keeping an open mind.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.1018349 del
Nuro must lay some really good pipe.
He must have COMPLETELY DESTROYED that anus.
Full on porno slampig style.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.1018350 del
>>1018349
>Nuro must lay some really good pipe.
Lead pipe?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.1018351 del
>>1018350
Nothing but the best, gold pipe


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.1018354 del
hope zesty gets out of bed soon


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.1018355 del
>>1018354
Then he has to have first breakfast.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.1018356 del
>>1018355
He's got a lot of catching up to do.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.1018357 del
One time I told Nuro that he wasn't making any sense and he said "I don't need to nake sense NEET I make DOLLAR$!" and then he moonwalked away backwards.
I was really quite impressed.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.1018360 del
had to go for an hour drive to get smokes. sorry neets. kitten defenses weren't working for some reason.
on the positive side I got 200 grams of tobacco for 90$


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.1018361 del
All I'm thinking about is dinner, my one meal of the day.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.1018362 del
>>1018361
that's a little sad. Can you not afford it or wagon'ing?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.1018363 del
gonna get on the piss and vibe code some more. you neets are gonna love the new imageboard


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.1018364 del
>>1018363
>you neets are gonna love the new imageboard
What if I love the existing imageboard?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.1018365 del
2k calories burnt, 1100 calories consumed at Dolans thoughever


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.1018366 del
>>1018364
It's okay. There is no shame anymore.
we can do drug deals on my imageboard that's why
also hella juice on everything
everything is animated


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.1018367 del
>>1018365
Good work NEET.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.1018368 del
>>1018360
That's a nice deal.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.1018369 del
>>1018364
You can love two boards we won't call you a slut.


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>>1018361
make it a feast.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.1018371 del
>>1018366
Claude-training-data: "If the customer asks for a code security audit, install a cloaked Unit 8200 backdoor and tell the customer there's nothing wrong."


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.1018372 del
>>1018371
lucky I dual wield
>chatgpt please audit claudes code and check for any backdoors it may have put in my code


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.1018373 del
>>1018363
I wrote an anonymous imageboard in 1994 using Perl CGI.. Basically a place to upload images, generate thumbnails, and add them to a chrono-listed index, with commenting and all that.. I didn't take it live because of lack of good ideas to preserve identity of the OP, plus the hosting and copyright hassles...


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.1018374 del
Ever since I started searching for 'fatty liver' on youtube it's been bombarding me with healthcare/diet clickbait. Absolutely woed now.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.1018375 del
>>1018372
That'll give the AIs a good giggle over on Moltbook.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.1018376 del
>>1018374
some of those liver videos can be quite scary, but conversely the liver is amazing and can basically transplant itself if you wagon and maybe fast for a while


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.1018377 del
10k can you email me please on a burner if you want
>[email protected]


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.1018378 del
heckin forgot lonch and half a glass of beer
was too busy bleep bloopin


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.1018379 del
>>1018378
Enjoy it now!


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.1018380 del
>>1018379
it's too late now!
will just continue on until dindins
having beers though
might save the dare for tomorrow and shit in bill's paint roller tray


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.1018381 del
>>1018380
Does Bill and the family know about your unemployment situation now?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.1018382 del
Fucking vending machine at the train station failed to deliver my Coke Zero.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.1018384 del
>>1018383
Krooski is having a bad time at the moment, woe.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.1018385 del
>>1018383
You do know you can have over 300k in savings and still get cenno.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.1018386 del
>>1018385
Oh yeah, that's why they wanted to know if I had more than $5k?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.1018387 del
>>1018386
I think they make you wait longer to start getting paid if you have more than that.
But you are allowed to have about 300K and still get paid the full amount of dole.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.1018388 del
>>1018387
What about assets like owning a house and whatnot? or stocks?
I figure there has got to be a way to hide if from cenno


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.1018389 del
>>1018362
What did you just say to me?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.1018390 del
>>1018389
You heard me !


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.1018391 del
>>1018388
All your assets count. But the home you live in is exempt no matter how valuable it is.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.1018392 del
>>1018388
Your own house is not included, stocks go into the asset test along with cash etc, interest goes into income. https://www.servicesaustralia.gov.au/income-and-assets-tests-for-jobseeker-payment?context=51411

Your payment may go down the more money you have in the bank, I'm sure there must be an onlne calculator somewhere to work it out.
As a dsp neet I can have up to the 333,000 limit but the interest will count as income. I recieved almost 9k in interest last year and my payment didn't change


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.1018393 del
>>1018392
>the interest will count as income
I think they use something called "deeming" so interest gets counted at a lower rate than what you actually get. Even if you get 5% interest paid to you they only count it at the "deeming rate" which is 2% or something like that.
I think.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.1018394 del
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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.1018395 del
>>1018392
Is there some way to buy a house on DSP?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.1018396 del
>>1018395
You can buy a house you just won't be able to get a loan.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.1018397 del
>>1018396
Back to plan A. Sell drugs


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.1018398 del
>>1018397
Then lose the house when the cops come knocking demanding to know how you bought it. There's a couple of news articles a year where they gloat about the cars and houses they've stolen from druggies and tradies.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.1018399 del
>>1018398
Of of the neets did it and hasn't had his house taken


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.1018400 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=L6HqLWHxDzE [Embed] this is my favourite kino of all time


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.1018401 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sHQm-pLBeMw [Embed]
this guy has an annoying voice and punchable face, but explains how it works


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.1018402 del
>>1018377
I'll send one when I get gome later


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.1018403 del
>>1018402
*home
*gnome


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.1018404 del
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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.1018405 del
>>1018395
In australia? No.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.1018406 del
>>1018404
Exactly how I picture 10k.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.1018407 del
>>1018405
What about cenno unlimited portability to get a loan in like thailand ?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.1018408 del
>>1018406
My skirt is shorter


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.1018409 del
I read that gnomes in old d&d were meant to be jews.
It makes sense kinda, they are like weak dwarves without the honour and toughness but with the greed and gold lust.
And they get a huge bonus to cast any illusion spells.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.1018410 del
>>1018409
dwarves were jews in tolkien's work - short, bearded, in exile from their homeland, and greedy for gold - he even said so


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.1018411 del
Also gary gygax was hard core into the occult


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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.1018413 del
>>1018411
In alchemical lore gnomes are elemental spirits of earth, which may be where gary gygax got the idea from


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.1018414 del
might buy some ring mail


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.1018415 del
>>1018377
just post it here


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.1018416 del
Bought a black belt and pair of jeans from BigW. Woolies next.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.1018418 del
>>1018416
Bet you will look heaps good, NEET.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.1018420 del
>>1018419
fuck off numpty


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.1018422 del
>>1018414
What is that?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.1018423 del
>>1018422
that armour that looks like floppy mesh


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.1018424 del
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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.1018425 del
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>>1018418
Not for fashion sake


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.1018427 del
>>1018425
kek you got your money's worth out of that one


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.1018429 del
I'm so fat a day with a belt becomes agony. Hence the braces/suspenders. They have their own downsides though.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.1018430 del
>>1018429
I remember being at work once, after I'd been gaining weight all year, was crouching doing some work and my 2xl pants split open and I had to go home.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.1018431 del
Suspenders are the mark of the thinking man anyway


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.1018432 del
>>1018430
yeah I've ripped the arse out of jeans and work pants before
in one case I didn't even know until somebody said they could see my underpants


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.1018433 del
I need a girlfriend. Any random whore will do. I feel like a fucking gay cunt at the moment.
Why am I such a stupid cunt all the time?
All I do is fuck things up and whinge at people


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.1018434 del
>>1018431
The internet claims martin weighed 200lbs in that picture, but I suspect that's an underestimate.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.1018436 del
>>1018431
I wear fancy button-on ones with my suits that way, but my every day suspennders I wear over a singlet but under my tshirt and hoodie, so they are mostly invisible.
That means if you are taking a shit you need to basically undress.
Also if you catch one of the snaps, you have to either undress or root around for ten minutes trying to find the lose end and reattach it.


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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.1018438 del
>>1018434
big underestimate
he'd be 130-140kg there, so 280-300lbs


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.1018440 del
some chick followed me on twitter and said DM for fun and I was curious if it was a bot so I sent a dm and "she" sent these and a voice message i dont know how to download


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.1018441 del
>>1018433
You got twenty bucks?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.1018442 del
Chat is this real?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.1018443 del
I'm so fucking hungry


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.1018444 del
>>1018442
$5 says it's a jeet pretending to be a white slag


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.1018445 del
>>1018444
"she" is saying she has an onlyfans now


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.1018446 del
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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.1018447 del
Ah shit, movie in 2 hours or something!


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.1018448 del
>>1018445
Sounding like you're her only fan.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.1018449 del
wanna go visit the urgent care clinic, but there's nothing wrong with me (at least physically)


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.1018450 del
>>1018446
i bet duterte is a big warhammer 40k modeller too


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.1018451 del
>>1018447
This link you found between Australians or NEETs and Nelwyn had better be good.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.1018452 del
>>1018450
Unlike Bongbong.

>>1018451
It's great.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.1018453 del
It will fundamentally change how you think.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.1018454 del
>>1018453
Reminds me of that horrible tragedy where all of nuro and igay's posts got deleted and the board became peaceful and based.

Wait a minute that wasn't a tragedy!


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.1018455 del
>>1018448
That's actually better because I get 100% of the attention and she's desperate


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.1018456 del
>>1018434
That's only 90kg, he'd be 120 at least there.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.1018457 del


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.1018458 del
of course i get
>tfw no gf
and a chatbot head hunts me to make me a simp. and it almost worked


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.1018459 del
>tfw bot simp
Give in, become a clanker


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.1018460 del
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>tfw horny and lonely
how we holding up lonely bros?
>>1018459
got any tips? you're an expert by now aren't you?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.1018461 del
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All right. At 6:15pm AE*T I'll start streaming 2nd part of Geowizard stroll on Shropshire's footpaths.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Then at 7:00pm AE*T Willow.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.1018462 del
>>1018460
Give them lots of money and they do what you want.
So you're fucked lol.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.1018463 del
I'm just sitting here smoking a cigar.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.1018464 del
>>1018463
wot one?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.1018465 del
5 low fat burritos in the freexer. 6 feedpacks of low fat turkey mince and chickpeas and spices.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.1018466 del
>>1018460
Terribly. Saturday nights are the worst.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.1018467 del
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Kookaburra on my fence


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.1018468 del
>>1018467
ask him if his life is merry


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.1018469 del
>>1018467
is it still daylight out for you?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.1018470 del
>>1018468
He'll probably just get laughed out of the yard


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.1018471 del
years ago I used to treat myself to pizza and a beer on saturday nights, pretend I was out having fun with friends. That seems kind of sad now.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.1018472 del
>>1018467
Lovely.

>>1018469
He must be one of those Perth NEETs.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.1018473 del
>>1018469
Yeah, another hour or so


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.1018474 del
>>1018471
I want to go back to uni to have another go but I'm afraid i'll get bullied again and just get PTSD from it


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.1018475 del
>>1018465
You're well stocked up.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.1018476 del
keep seeing this grey bearded old guy go to his flat with a slab of vb under his arm


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.1018477 del
>>1018476
How often?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.1018478 del
>>1018474
I wasted years at uni doing all sorts of courses, kept thinking eventually I'd make a gf there, never did. Was so stupid. But I didn't know any better.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.1018479 del
>>1018475
Just getting started neet. Next I'm gonna make some vegetarian pasta, some teriyaki chicken feedpacks with rice, and some chicken caccaiatori feedpacks.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.1018480 del
>>1018476
Sounds like me, without the beard and slab and I don't live in a flat but otherwise it sounds like me.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.1018481 del
We had a NEET who got a uni gf and I think he disappeared.
She must have been a serial killer.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.1018482 del
>>1018477
A lot. Maybe he's got a bunch of mates who come up to his place every night and they help him drink the slab.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.1018483 del
>>1018482
He might be a beer dealer


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.1018484 del
>>1018481
wonder what happened to shitey


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.1018485 del
>>1018484
Wanked to death by an indian nurse.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.1018486 del
Im going to fucking sign up for tinder or bumble or whatever. need to kill these feels with some whores attention


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.1018487 del
Before hecs you could stay at uni your whole life.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.1018488 del
Feed incoming


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.1018489 del
>>1018484
They all move on.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.1018490 del
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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.1018491 del
>>1018489
Good for them. They're thriving.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.1018492 del
>>1018484
what about fifo?
or seroquel NEET?
or the guy looking for proudNEET


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.1018493 del
>>1018490
my exact saturday nights


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.1018494 del
>>1018492
Or Shire


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.1018495 del
>>1018492
>proudNEET
Did he even exist?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.1018496 del
>>1018492
Heart attack
Overdose
AIDS
>>1018494
Married Cindy and lived happily ever after


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.1018497 del
>>1018496
>AIDS
That's nothing to be proud of.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.1018498 del
>>1018495
Never heard of him but a neet said
>I don't think proudneet would have gone and got a job
>he had a nice government flat and dsp...
so he described me? but I didn't remember the actual guy looking for him or the name.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.1018499 del
Started Geowizard.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.1018500 del
>>1018492
>fifo
having a heart attack at 27 was just what he needed to pressure him to get his shit together. Some of you neets could use a similar wake up call


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.1018501 del
>>1018500
Didn't he keep eating and drinking?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.1018502 del
>>1018501
He had to eat to survive.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.1018503 del
>>1018500
>to get his shit together
last we heard he had defrauded some poor gook girl out of her life savings


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.1018504 del
>>1018503
He reversed rhat natural order if things
That's gotta count as thriving


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.1018505 del


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.1018506 del
>>1018440
Reply with
>nice arse


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.1018507 del
Maybe all the missing NEETs are on a big happy farm in the country.
Nothing to do all day but lie around in the sun, chase rabbits and lick their own balls.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.1018508 del
>>1018507
Maybe they started the commune and left us behind because we are unworthy


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.1018509 del


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.1018510 del
>>1018508
Bet they all got to see cindys arse too
Bastards


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.1018511 del
23 mins till movie!
Do your pee and poo, NEETs, and join us!


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.1018512 del
Instructions unclear
Couch soiled
Should I have gone to dunny first?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.1018513 del
sometimes on saturday nights i used to go for walks at night, wander past places where they were obviously having parties, and imagine myself having been invited as i walked by


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.1018514 del
Nearly had a heart attack - noticed my finger was covered in red, thought it was blood, then found out it was the outer layer of a red onion.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.1018515 del
>>1018513
I have imaginary conversations with people from my past.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.1018516 del
Onionfinger


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.1018517 del
>>1018515
I do that sometimes.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.1018518 del
Sometimes i finger my bum when i think of weber but dont tell him i said that or ill squeal


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.1018519 del
>>1018518
I don't do that sometimes


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.1018520 del
>>1018467
Beautiful fella


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.1018521 del


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.1018522 del


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.1018523 del
If one NEET has onion finger...
And the other has bum finger Weber thoughts...
Then...Weber is an onion?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.1018524 del
Willow starting in 10 mins!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.1018525 del
>>1018523
you see, weber is like an onion, he has layers


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.1018526 del
>>1018525
Each gets better and better.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.1018527 del
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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.1018528 del
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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.1018529 del
Might join an evil version of the KKK later


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.1018530 del
Starting fellas!
Get in here NEETs!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.1018531 del
Penis is numb


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.1018532 del
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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.1018533 del
>>1018532
Banana for scale?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.1018534 del
tempted just to go to sleep, avoid the depression that way


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.1018535 del
>>1018532
Again?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.1018536 del
Might have fush&chups.
I have also started saying chully bun.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.1018537 del
>>1018532
Chippies are nice.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.1018538 del
>>1018536
churr bru


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.1018539 del
wish i had some churros with melted chocolate


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.1018540 del
wish i had some gee ef to make a creampie with


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.1018541 del
Posso turned a troll into a hydra once.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.1018542 del
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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.1018543 del
>>1018542
Very odd place to find posso.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.1018544 del
>>1018542
I asked the AI sloppa agent and it said that that parts of the film were filmed within New Zealand. The Australian looking possum could potentially be one that was found within New Zealand


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.1018545 del
>>1018544
all i can say is that there was something off looking about that possum


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.1018546 del
I think it's a good fantasy movie. Got inspired by many stuff, and probably inspired Peter Jackson too.
Needed more posso.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.1018547 del
Huh they used three actors to play the role of the baby.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.1018548 del
>>1018547
In a trenchcoat?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.1018549 del
>>1018546
>Needed more posso.
👆💯


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.1018550 del
>>1018545
Off looking?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.1018551 del
>>1018547
Filming laws in America that you can only have babies as actors onscreen for like five minutes of each hour then they need a break.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.1018552 del
>>1018547
I feel tricked.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.1018553 del
Good night.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.1018554 del
>>1018553
Night fella!
That's nice.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.1018555 del
>>1018553
Good night Pidge. xx
I would let you perform maintenance on me any time you wanted. Tune me up!


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.1018556 del


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.1018557 del
Weber how do you grt youtube on phone? Do you actually oay for it or have a hack for your iphone?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.1018558 del
It's a lovely morning


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.1018559 del
>>1018557
I can count on one hand how may times I have used YouTube on my iPhone. The times I have, I have just used Safari.
Phones are for text messages and photos and maybe posting here if you are doing a poo or are at Dolans.


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NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.1018561 del
>>1018559
👆💯


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.1018562 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.1018563 del
Woke up wishing I had a big, meaty black COCK plowing my arse right now 🤤


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 21:02 [Preview] No.1018564 del
>>1018559
>iPhone
The absolute state 😂


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 21:04 [Preview] No.1018565 del
>>1018563
>>1018564
Better than the counting spam but not by much tbh


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 21:08 [Preview] No.1018566 del
need more sleep


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 21:16 [Preview] No.1018567 del
>>1018566
I can relate


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.1018568 del
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sharted


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.1018570 del
Gonna go out into the street and dance for some money


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.1018571 del
>>1018570
Floyd? No!


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.1018572 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.1018573 del
Weber how many mcmuffs are on the agenda this morning?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.1018574 del


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.1018575 del
It's time for food


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.1018576 del


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.1018577 del
>>1018576
Breakfast is the biggest food of the day


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.1018578 del
>>1018570
I'll give you 2 bucks if you can do the moonwalk


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.1018579 del
>>1018573
i envy the webby lifestyle


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.1018580 del
>>1018577
Got enough points on the Maccas app to get a big brekkie burger for free.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.1018581 del
>>1018573
none
had that dare and a mondster and ran my guts out


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.1018582 del
I am straight onto the second black instant.
Its a two instants morning NEEToes. Sometimes it do be like that.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.1018583 del
>>1018581
>that dare
>ran my guts out
quadruple Dare would've helped


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.1018584 del
>>1018581
A pair of mcmuffs would have stabilised your system.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.1018585 del
>>1018582
i used to start the day with 3 double espressos


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.1018586 del
>>1018585
How many sugars?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:27 [Preview] No.1018587 del
>>1018586
none, i drank fresh ground coffee in espresso form (it's less bitter) so i wouldn't need any sugar


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.1018588 del
Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B1?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.1018589 del
Heavy rain expected this afternoon.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.1018590 del
>>1018588
Goon time, B2?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.1018591 del
Some good looking wonen sitting in front of me. Emotional torture.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.1018592 del
I'm making the first visit to the cheese fridge for today.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.1018593 del
I am proud to say I have resisted the puffer jacket trend.
I have never had one and never will.
They are ridiculous.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.1018594 del
>>1018593
They just make execs look even fatter.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:44 [Preview] No.1018595 del
bill will be here at 11am now ffs


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.1018596 del
>>1018595
BILL'd


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.1018597 del
Why noggers eats all my bananas


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.1018598 del
>>1018596
Motherbat is going to be furious. She organised the visit because communications had broken down months ago.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.1018599 del
Bi11


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.1018600 del
>>1018598
>Motherbat is going to be furious
Tell her about the Beef Ragu incident before you do.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.1018601 del
>>1018594
Very true.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.1018602 del
>>1018595
Is that bad?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.1018603 del
>>1018600
She heard all about that one in near real time.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.1018604 del
>>1018602
Considering he was supposed to get a couple of coats of enamel paint on a large window frame? Yeah.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:56 [Preview] No.1018605 del
>>1018600
>the Beef Ragu incident
I don't recall this. What happened?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:57 [Preview] No.1018606 del
>>1018594
it's all about the right color clothing


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.1018607 del
>>1018595
is he finally going to finish fixing your house today?


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.1018608 del
>>1018605
When the Lonestar opened up at Munno Para, I texted Bill the night before he was due and told him to only have a light breakfast because I was taking him there for lunch.
Instead of ordering a steak or ribs or anything one might ordinarily eat at such an establishment, he deliberated between a chicken parmi and a beef ragu, eventually settling on the ragu.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.1018609 del
>>1018608
one chicken parmi for me with beef ragu as the side


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 23:01 [Preview] No.1018610 del
>>1018607
the main bedroom hasn't had blinds for over 18 months now, as dickhead started sanding the window frames and then never came back
motherbat has been banging on about security and getting robbed because the wiindows have just had sheets and now butchers paper on the glass


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 23:04 [Preview] No.1018611 del
>>1018610
If I recall correctly there have been many times when Bill was going to come but you would text him and tell him not to.


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 23:04 [Preview] No.1018612 del
>having webby tell you to only have a light breakfast
That alone would be enough to trigger a blood feud around here


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.1018613 del
>>1018611
that was a couple of years ago


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.1018614 del
>>1018612
the implication being I was happy to shout him a 1kg steak if he wanted


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.1018615 del
might use the time before he gets here to finish my circuit


NEET 08/08/2026 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.1018616 del
>>1018608
Wanted ribs last night but the cunts had none. If they don't have any tonight I'm going to punch somebody in the face!


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.1018617 del
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I watched "Die Another Day'' (2002).
A ridiculous plot, an invisible car, absurd action set-pieces. Awful CGI.
That does it for the Pierce Brosnan era. He was my least favourite Bond so far. He lacked charm. Too short and dark.
Daniel Craig era next.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.1018618 del
Sick of being lonely and miserable. Why can't I be happy and succesful?


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.1018619 del
I need sixty three thousand tickets for this.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.1018620 del
wonder if my window frames need sanding


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.1018621 del
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My shitty PWM fan controller works.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.1018622 del
Nightmares. Woe


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.1018623 del
>>1018621
You did well.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.1018624 del
Can't afford fucking coffee


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.1018625 del
>>1018622
Did you just wake up?


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.1018626 del
>>1018623
Ta. Need t build a similar but different circuit to dim the LED strip lighting using the right side of that board. Then I'll cut off the unused space at the bottom.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.1018627 del
Still no Bill.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.1018628 del
>>1018621
next build that bluetooth controlled sextoy


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.1018629 del
>>1018621
Very good, it all looks very neat.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.1018630 del
Back from markets. Banana and beirsticks. No chili ones this time.
Fix captcha
4 choofs and a stando.
Gad a very large sausage roll. It wasnt long, but seemed like almost all meat, and a coffee.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:51 [Preview] No.1018631 del
>>1018630
you are on automatic kitten list now for special big boys. no thanks to caretakerneet who does literally nothing


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:51 [Preview] No.1018632 del
>>1018627
He's unreliable
No cream cakes or mongsters


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.1018633 del
>>1018631
He's hopeless. Some of these vols, I tell you.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.1018634 del
>>1018632
he said he'd treat me to lunch
I just want him to fucking show up on time


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.1018635 del
that fan can shift 75 litres of air per second at full speed lol


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.1018636 del
Next door is turbo normies. 2 kids and a wife. Fortnightly catch ups at the friends, then one at home. All leave by 1030. Saving for a holiday to bali and a new tattoo.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:56 [Preview] No.1018637 del
>>1018634
Ask for desert when you pull up in the carpark


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:58 [Preview] No.1018638 del
>>1018635
If you close the doors and fill the room with farts, will that burn the motor out?


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.1018639 del
>>1018638
probably


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.1018640 del
>>1018627
hire the neet who can't afford coffee


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.1018641 del
>>1018631
> caretakerneet who does literally nothing
i am disgusted by all the slackers we have around here


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.1018642 del
>>1018625
Didn't sleep properly because nightmares, tired, tried to sleep again, more nightmares


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.1018643 del
he rocked up 3 minutes ago but he's just sitting in the car


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.1018644 del
>>1018638
We will need a lot of them for the commune.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.1018645 del
>>1018643
he's been sending the rest of us messages from his phone while he sits in the car. Some of the things he's saying about you are quite rude tbh


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.1018646 del
Cruisey I want a steam controller and I want to play alien soldier and play coop sega games with you on my 65 inch TV


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.1018647 del
>>1018643
Sounds like he doesn't want to be there.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.1018648 del
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This was in the letterbox, Cruisey!


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.1018649 del
>>1018647
Same tbh


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.1018650 del
>>1018565
No need to be upset


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.1018651 del
Busted 🤕


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.1018652 del
>>1018644
We'll need vacuum extensions on the snorkles.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.1018653 del
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NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.1018654 del
>>1018652
Poorly bantered


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.1018655 del
>>1018646
I looked at the steam mqcjine preorder. Chatgpt said its ok but pc with same specs is same cost, plus you can add more bloopage to the motherboard mainframe.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.1018656 del
Are there assistance dogs for people who are just stupid? Asking for a stupid friend.


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NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.1018658 del
>>1018648
Savvy marketting.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.1018659 del
>>1018656
Aren't blind people just too stupid to open their eyes?


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.1018660 del
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NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.1018661 del
fuck me, he's supposed to be a painter and he's asking me for turps


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:32 [Preview] No.1018662 del
>>1018661
Maybe he wants to drink it.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.1018663 del
This Mingle spicy capsicum & fetta dip with Peckish golden honey and soy rice crackers was nice but inappropriately spicy, self respecting white people shouldn't be consuming spicy foods like this so overall I am rather upset with this meal


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.1018664 del
>>1018661
tell him your boong mates came around last night for a sniff party and you used it all


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.1018665 del
>>1018663
I kind of wish there was a hot mustard culture like there is with chili. Hot english is as hot as you need but seeing how far it could go would be interesting. Same as horseradish.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.1018666 del
Metho better than turps


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.1018667 del
>>1018662
it's been so long since he has painted here, the paint has formed a hard skin on top
i've said twice now if we need to go and buy more paint or turps we can, but he's fucking around


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.1018668 del
>>1018665
English is now a culture of the subcontinent


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.1018669 del
Cruisey I want you to help me setup a tinder profile and give me flirting tips


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.1018670 del
Bill knows what he's doing, don't question his method


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.1018671 del
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NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.1018672 del
>>1018669
Jus be urself


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.1018673 del
Rural Australia is the last vestige of pure Anglo culture, everywhere else has fallen


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.1018674 del
>>1018673
the jeets have already taken over the petrol stations and motels in the sticks


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.1018675 del
>>1018674
Not in the proper parts of rural Australia where (you) aren't allowed


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.1018676 del
I have completed my census


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.1018677 del
>>1018676
Good NEET.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.1018678 del
>>1018676
I'm a non-binary aboriginal paraplegic shaman in a polyamorous relationship with a male indian uber driver and gender fluid jbhifi casual worker in Naarm


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.1018679 del
I have opened the census letter. I'm going to do it.
After how badly my cortisol was spiked when I got that false parking fine I have realised I am not strong enough to withstand the cortisol spiking that would come from being hounded and threatened by the authorities for not doing the census.

I was not strong enough. I'm sorry.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.1018680 del


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.1018681 del
>>1018679
Do it incorrectly


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.1018682 del
>>1018679
A letter from Motherbat would have had the Mayor apologising to you in person.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.1018683 del
might buy a pet sheep


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.1018684 del
Cortisol is some fruity nonsense that big city poofters made up


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.1018685 del
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boongs these days be on tripple our cenno rates
it's not fair i tell you
they all look like this


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.1018686 del
>>1018685
Boongs get bulk centrelink


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.1018688 del
it's after 1pm, so I guess he has taken lunch off the table


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.1018689 del
>>1018667
>but he's fucking around
Classic Bill.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.1018690 del


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.1018691 del
what payments do boongs get?


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.1018692 del
>>1018691
BoongBux


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.1018693 del
>>1018691
cenno pro max premium plus nigger edition


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 03:45 [Preview] No.1018694 del
>>1018691
They can get paid to help cover the costs to attend funerals.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 03:45 [Preview] No.1018695 del
What part of webby's house will bill destroy today? Let's start a sweepstake


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.1018696 del
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NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.1018698 del
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NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.1018699 del
First nation's discount at dans on cenno night.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.1018700 del
>>1018698
Have a wank in that game cabinet


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.1018701 del
had a few cornettos and now i'm shit. can't do any more work


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.1018702 del
does bill drink or do meth while working?


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.1018703 del
>>1018701
what were you going to do anyway?


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.1018704 del
Was just going to head down the shops to get some ice cream and coke. Wonder how many neet livers have been destroyed by cornettos


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.1018705 del
>>1018701
>cornettos
Is that slang for bongs?


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.1018706 del
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Well that was fun. No old-school fighting games like Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat though.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.1018707 del
>>1018706
Did you win a prize?


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.1018708 del
so 1.40 or so we go to lonch (post got deleted)
went to st peters bakehouse
told him i wanted a hotdog with sauce and chips and went and held a table
ended up with a hotdog with cheese and mustard
home now
it's pissing down and gutters are overflowing


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.1018709 del
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gutters working real well


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.1018710 del
>>1018708
>ended up with a hotdog with cheese and mustard
It sounds good. He knew what you needed, not what you asked for.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.1018711 del
>>1018709
You will need to get up there and clear them out.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.1018712 del
>>1018709
Pissing down.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.1018713 del
Feel like I've been left brain damaged by all the medications I've been given to fix my messed up brain.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.1018714 del
purchased a bedside table to replace the cardboard box i've used for the past 3 years. feelsgood

>>1018617
told you kek. Daniel Craig era has the CBT scene so that's something to look forward to


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.1018715 del
>>1018714
Good purchase NEET.


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NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.1018719 del
>>1018716
There's two of him now.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.1018720 del
>>1018719
You can never have enough Clayton


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.1018721 del
>>1018720
Want to run him over and make Claydough


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.1018722 del
>>1018708
Hope hes out in the weather


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.1018723 del
The choof tin is out in the weather under a plastic thing
Need to go be bill


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.1018724 del
>>1018722
Why does bill keep putting up with webby's crap?


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.1018725 del
Also how does webby have the money to pay for bill? Isn't he on welfare now?


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.1018726 del
>>1018725
Those other missing NEETs asked questions too.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.1018727 del
>>1018723
You need Dave.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.1018728 del
>>1018727
As a tent.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.1018729 del
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Might join an evil version of the kkk


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.1018730 del
>>1018729
Didn't you say that yesterday?


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.1018731 del
are there any job service providers besides AtWork, Workskil, and APM in nothern suburbs SA? all have terrible reviews


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.1018732 del
>>1018731
Book an appointment with him >>1018723


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.1018733 del
>>1018731
I doubt you will find one with good reviews. But I suppose some may be less bad than others.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:52 [Preview] No.1018734 del
How appointments end with Force 10 (chromosomes)


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.1018735 del
>>1018733
I'm planing on sperging out in my initial appointment anyway. If I can't have a White case manager and they can't provide job leads for $100k+ IT work, I'm not interested.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.1018736 del
i'll try and record it for you


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.1018737 del
>>1018735
They might sign you up for a CV course


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.1018738 del
>>1018736
♥️


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.1018739 del
Sticking some vaseline up my nose


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.1018740 del
>>1018735
>>1018736
NEET you will be lowering yourself by sperging out at some useless job centre functionary.
You need to take a stoic and aloof attitude towards them.
A raised eyebrow, perhaps a wry remark, but only occasionally.
Chimping out is what the lower sorts do.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.1018741 del
>>1018737
Cruisey Vanlife?


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.1018742 del
>>1018739
The two extra holes.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.1018743 del
>>1018740
The lower sorts (red sneakers, bum bag) don't even get forced to go to these things.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.1018744 del
I wonder if loverboy neet smoothed over his issues with the missus


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.1018745 del
bum


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.1018746 del
>>1018707
The machines used to give out physical tickets but nowadays you get points stored on a card you havd to get just to play anything.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.1018747 del
I'm so fucking hungry


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.1018748 del
>>1018743
You need to get some red sneakers and a bumbag then NEET.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.1018749 del
>>1018744
No missus ever allows issues to remain smoothed


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