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NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No. 1016546
NEET General #992 - Awak addition

What keeps you awak neets?


OLD: >>1015437


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.1016548 del
SA BEST A


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:12 [Preview] No.1016549 del
Stupid fucking dink zipperhead gook whore changed her opening time to 10:00 AM in the morning but didn't bother to update Google or any of her online listings.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.1016550 del
>>1016542
Cruisey must have phoned them because it's now onboard for delivery today.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:15 [Preview] No.1016552 del
>>1016549
A prostitute?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.1016553 del
>>1016552
Pants hemming woman


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.1016554 del
NEET you put the thread title in the wrong box.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.1016555 del
Might need a new thread. I don’t think i can fix subject title


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.1016556 del
>>1016554
for we are mongs, forever fated to mong things up


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.1016557 del
>>1016556
We need to be herded


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.1016558 del


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:39 [Preview] No.1016559 del
>>1016554
>>1016555
I need a herder


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:39 [Preview] No.1016560 del


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:39 [Preview] No.1016561 del
>>1016550
Very exclusive service.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.1016562 del
She didn't rock up until 10:05 AM in the morning. I was harrumphing and shifting from one leg to another. $40 for the pair of jeans and my BMX pants, which have elastic cuffs, which is reasonable given the work involved relocating them.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.1016563 del
>>1016562
Is it worth it? I've never had clothes tailored.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.1016564 del
>>1016563
I prefer not having to roll my jeans, so yes for me it is.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.1016565 del
>>1016552
All the most exclusive tug job places are fronting as hem adjustment stores now, if you want to get tugged by fresh off the boat she new she new tuggers, that's where you have to go


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.1016566 del
At the gym. Panicking again.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.1016567 del
Did the Census.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.1016568 del
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May have to cut back my chocolate consumption. Is custard good and healthy for you?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.1016569 del
>>1016566
I joined Jetts about a month ago. Still havent been


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.1016570 del
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In the city eating some prawns


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.1016571 del
>>1016570
Enjoy your prawns, Brisbane NEET.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.1016572 del
>>1016568
It's very good for you, one serving of custard is equal to two servings of fruit or vegetables.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.1016573 del


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 02:03 [Preview] No.1016574 del
might have some beer


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.1016575 del
also need a poo but deliveries


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.1016576 del
need to buy something for lunch - what sort of place is least likely to give me food poisoning? a chink run fish and chips place? an aussie owned bakery? the hot food section at woolies?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.1016577 del
>>1016576
anything fresh out of a deep fryer should have killed all the bugs


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.1016578 del
>>1016570
Lovely.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.1016579 del
>>1016567
I did it yesterday. Did it load quick or slow for you?

Could've been the shitty laptop I used but it was slow for me.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.1016580 del
>>1016579
It seemed reasonable for a government website. I used Edge as I knew they wouldn't have tested it with Firefox and uBlock Origin.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.1016581 del
I did not know this
>Under the provisions of the C&S Act the Australian Statistician has the power to direct you in writing to provide information. Failure to comply with a direction in writing is an offence under the C&S Act and can result in prosecution and fines of up to $364 (1 penalty unit) for each day you don't comply.
https://www.abs.gov.au/participate-survey/penalty-provisions


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.1016582 del
>>1016581
As a single person household, there wasn't a single question on there about me they couldn't have looked up from another state or federal database.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.1016583 del
when is the census deadline?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.1016584 del
Week without cigarettes. Angry, not in my lane


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.1016585 del
screw those delivery guys, I'M GOING TO DO A POO!!


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.1016586 del
>>1016581
just tell them you're a homeless boong and they're doing the census on stolen land


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.1016587 del
>>1016583
Census night is August 11.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 02:59 [Preview] No.1016588 del
>>1016586
I told them it was 'a load of gay bullshit' in the feedback at the end


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.1016589 del
Might start a soverign citizen commune with whites only tickabox tribe on land i reclaim from the government and then not pay any taxes for it and make the government fund all the buildings and avoid the laws under the claim us boongs are special and just setup a drug operation later once


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.1016590 del
>>1016588
Based.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.1016591 del
the oldest youtube videos are 20 years old, soon you'll start wondering whether the people in the videos are still alive every time you watch


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.1016592 del
the amaxon man came while I was doing a poo


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.1016593 del
>>1016591
There's a couple I've followed over the years who have died


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.1016594 del
aramex jeet just came past too


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.1016595 del
>>1016589
>drug operation
I was with you until this. Drugs are fucking degenerate.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.1016596 del
hugs not drugs!


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.1016597 del
Ok, going shopping for loinch and going to drop by the urgent care clinic to find out what the hell happened to my pcr test. Would you neets like anything?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.1016598 del
>>1016597
>Would you neets like anything?
Not until you have a clear PCR test, sorry.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.1016599 del
>>1016592
>>1016594
Maybe they knew it was poo time.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.1016600 del
>>1016597
Cherry Ripe please.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.1016601 del
>>1016597
A new liver please.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.1016602 del
Feeling mentally challenged.
Strange side effect of poor sleep, not tired, but not really switched on


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.1016603 del
>>1016601
it stops hurting after you do wagon for a few days fyi


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.1016604 del
Don't get how monk has been drinking 20+ standards a night for the past 6 years and is still alive


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.1016605 del
>>1016604
monk is a mechanical man


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.1016606 del
>>1016604
the full size tall cans? there's no way. maybe if he's a very young man


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.1016607 del
>>1016604
Monk cannot be defeated easily by such a weak foe.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.1016608 del
>>1016606
a standard drink here is equivalent to 30ml of normal proof spirit or 125ml of red wine
our 'full strength' beer cans run anwyhere from 1.3 to maybe 1.8 standard drinks for a 375ml can
a 470ml can of guinness for example is 1.6 standards


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.1016609 del
Fondly remembering the time the Daily Mail readers urged Joslin to get help after she revealed what she drank each night after work.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.1016610 del
I'm a fucking disgrace. How I live is appalling. Tomorrow I'm going to start cleaning my place up properly. Going to turn everything around.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.1016611 del
>>1016608
i see, that could be doable tbh, but even monk would have to have a few days off here and there. maybe that's when the meth benders occur since you can't sleep on off days anyway kek
>>1016610
good lad


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.1016612 del
>>1016610
I will join you in solidarity, NOOT. I haven't done the dishes (or cooked as a result) in longer than I care to disclose.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.1016613 del
>>1016609
Joslin needs to revisit the Daily Mail despite the Cease and Desist letter.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.1016614 del
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>>1016612
A lot of us are in denial about ourselves. Our punishment should be being forced to gaze into a mirror until we feel enough shame to change. No looking away.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.1016615 del
>>1016613
Perhaps when Rupert finally carks it


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.1016616 del
ENRAGED


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.1016617 del
>>1016616
what's up?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.1016618 del
>>1016550
How does he do it?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.1016619 del
Seriously thinking of another pixza tonight


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.1016620 del
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NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.1016621 del
>>1016619
Me too.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.1016622 del
just discovered the microwave is making a buzzing noise despite not being used
can't remember when I last used it
must be a stuck relay or something
might try hitting it with a stick
don't really want to pull it apart


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.1016623 del
stupid cunt board ate my gif


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.1016624 del
>>1016622
Might be a little mouse living inside it.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.1016625 del
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NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.1016627 del
>>1016624
No it's chineseum shit designed to fail after n cycles.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.1016628 del
>>1016615
JoslinMcCormick3 soon.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.1016629 del


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.1016630 del
Getting fucked off with retailers like Big W, Kmart, Bunnings, etc including "Marketplace" sellers in their search results. If I wanted to buy something from some rando, I'd use eBay.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.1016631 del
>>1016630
This also angered me. Commission reselling is full jeet


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.1016632 del
>>1016621
Unfortunately the local pizza joint is shut on a Monday so I might go Coles for a roast chook.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.1016633 del
>>1016632
That's pretty common unfortunately. Chook is good with rolls and butter or gravy.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.1016634 del
Not happy with the job the grout pen did. Reading about silicone bathroom repair tape - have any neets used it?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.1016636 del
Cruisey I wanna do this


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.1016637 del
>>1016635
I need bill. But webby won't release bill from servitude.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.1016638 del
>>1016633
No chooks at Coles. Should've got some pickled herring and a pack of wagon wheels.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.1016639 del
>>1016637
Bill isn't cheap. You'll the NDIS to fund him.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.1016640 del
Monk you should become a welder


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.1016641 del
>>1016593
And think about the thotty 20-something chickiebabes who're now 40+ years old. Thankfully they abandoned their channels.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.1016642 del
A tub of discounted potato salad was all I could get.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.1016643 del
>>1016636
Be retarded?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.1016644 del
>>1016642
I prefer the Pasta salad.

ooh, I've still got some in the fridge!


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.1016645 del
>>1016641
Trying to remember the dumb pretend-goth who was one of the early camgirls, who disappeared the second she got a Rich White Cuck Boyfriend.. Minksey? Minkie?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.1016646 del
>>1016645
hannah minx dressed like a fat titty goth and did jap word of the week?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.1016647 del
>>1016643
You can't beat perfection
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AEVaK0e1kTE [Embed]


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NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.1016649 del
>>1016646
Yep! That's her.

Did you NEETs know that she was changing the aspect ratio of her videos to make her tiddy look wider. I noticed when she once held a basketball that was flattened from circular. I calculated by how much, ffmpeg'scale it back to normal, and sure enough it made her uploaded videos look peculiar.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.1016650 del
Transitioned


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.1016651 del
>>1016649
Maybe that's whats wrong with my neet belly.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.1016652 del
Wanted to put my neetstick in overly attached girlfriend briefly.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.1016653 del
>>1016640
unironically no, it's a dangerous job for skilled man


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.1016654 del
>>1016634
Use Belzona.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.1016655 del
>>1016641
On early 4chon, we christened an unsuspecting cutie 'Hourglass-chan'. I found her doing a YT ASMR channel "WineWithBee" a few years ago. It's since been deleted, tho.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.1016656 del
>>1016654
👆💯


NEW WORLD ORDER! NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.1016657 del
>>1016567
I scored a genuine Australian Bureau of Statistics Census beanie a few days ago.
I wear it when I go to Aldi to see if any cookers freak out. :D


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NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.1016659 del
>>1016657
Fucking Jewtube. I searched for the Ministry music vid, and it threw this far-left shit in my face about CONSPIRACY THEORIES. I didn't look at it long enough to see if it wanted me to call some mental crisis support hotline. Don't try searching for "lolicon" on anything Google, either.

Anyway, the link I was after: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HWelpY0O0jc [Embed]


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.1016660 del
>>1016659
Apologies, that's some /pol/faggot's remix.

The actual vid (with the GWB mask guy grabbing his balls) is this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=FcPni84nHPI [Embed]


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NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.1016663 del
>>1016662
Next thread Pepe. Thank you.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.1016664 del
Rage stopped. I might have actually hurt someone in that. I was ready to smash shit


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.1016665 del
>>1016664
Spinning around with your fists out?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.1016666 del
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See (You) tomorrow!


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.1016667 del
>>1016666
Thanks Dan.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.1016668 del
>>1016666
Thanks Wizzy Dan.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.1016669 del
effen lol
https://www.saiflow.com/blog/the-hidden-ccs2-attack-surface-on-ev-chargers
lt;dr - CCS2 EV Chargers (i.e: the one which isn't Tesla) provide a PHY/network interface, which allow network access to the control system which has the password "root".


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.1016670 del
>>1016669
>you wouldn't download a virus
>INTO A CAR


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.1016671 del
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>>1016669
quality pajeet engineering


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.1016672 del
There's some sort of faint smell in my place, I'm too retarded to figure out what it is, might be stale coffee or cleaning product I've never mopped up.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.1016673 del


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.1016674 del
actually might be traces of fruit juice fermenting in my recycling bin. I should be washing out bottles carefully and letting them dry before putting them in the bin. Why am I always such a retard about everything?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.1016675 del
Not drinking tonight.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.1016676 del
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NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.1016677 del
magic mushies are like 30$ for a syringe and we can just grow it.
I'm going to grow weed and magic mushies later


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.1016678 del
>>1016677
Grow me some garlic please.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.1016679 del
Good night.


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>>1016651
>neet belly
You have the big belly strongman power lifter build neet, that's all.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.1016681 del
>>1016676
You're an evil man Dan.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.1016682 del
>>1016678
Will it get you high?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.1016683 del
>>1016679
Night.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.1016684 del
Good
Night
NEETs
😴


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.1016685 del
Its still early. Have a goon.
Fix captcha please.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.1016686 del
>>1016684
Good night.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.1016688 del
>>1016687
>As NSW Greens MLC Sue Higginson explained in state parliament in early June, this capability allows NSW police to access any message the subject have ever sent, as well as “any photo they have ever taken, their location at any moment, everything they have ever searched and biometric data about who they are”.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.1016689 del
>>1016679
Night fella.
Why does she feel it necessary to show Kevin's cloaca to us?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.1016690 del
trying to remember all the urban legends i heard in primary school about heavy metal bands who were secretly devil worshipers


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.1016691 del
>>1016690
>that kid who said i'd unlock mewtwo if i did a secret button combination
>made me delete my game save with 500 hours on it
>cried on the spot


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.1016692 del
>>1016690
I heard they are singing(?) very quick to brainwash people into worshipping Satan.
>captcha 777*


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.1016693 del
I'm fixing things tomorrow neets. No more excuses, no more delays. But first I need a good night's sleep and a bit more recovery


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.1016694 del
Getting anxiety again. Oddly not getting the heart palpitations.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.1016695 del
>>1016694
Why don’t you smoke weed or something?


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.1016696 del
>>1016695
I have too much anxiety about drug use


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.1016697 del
If you have anxiety problems, you don't want to smoke the paranoia leaf.


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NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.1016699 del
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MOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.1016700 del
>>1016699
Rubber arm.



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