I have a small penis 😔

>>1015443
We know.

Cruisey I need ointment on my bum bum

>>1015444
>>1015445
Four inches 😦

>>1015447
Have you ever tried one of those extending modules?

Fucking BEEP

Fix captcha

>>1015450
How is Glenn?

>>1015451
I dont know

>>1015454
Would love to hear those, for training and development.

Fix captcha

Need canned onions

>>1015455
>Fix captcha
Git gud

>>1015459
Is that OTC?

Thought having dinner would improve my anxiety. Didn't help. Not one bit

>>1015462
Meth

>>1015462
Have a refreshing glass of Pilk

>>1015462
Have a milk pilk with meth

how do grown ups clean their showers? Someone mentioned sugar soap

>>1015467
Munnybot does it

>>1015451
He is dead.

>>1015467
If it's only tiles I just use that spray and wipe with one of those yellow and green scouring pads.

>>1015469
😭

>>1015471
In stories Steve Wallis told in his videos there were to recurring characters: Beautiful Wife and Crazy Neighbour. Later Crazy Neighbour started to appear in his videos in various projects, like float or camper building and whatnot. Turned out Crazy Neighbour was called Glenn irl.
But Beautiful Wife died, heart failure in her sleep (probably result of vaxxmaxing, they are Canadians). And some months later Crazy Neighbour too. Not sure the reason, "brief illness".

>>1015473
RIP they were solid ones.

Cruisey my stomach still hurts so I took a panadol

>>1015475
Always read the label and follow Cruisey's directions for use.

fried wice was very bad.
pork turned to clag on reheat and pork skin was nasty, frozen vegetables were bad. very bad wice

>>1015475
That's the Alien chewing it's way out NEET, panadol is not going to help.

>>1015477
woe

Good night.

>>1015480
Night fella.
I wish her heda would not be in that video.

>>1015481
>I wish her heda would not be in that video.
Glad someone said it

One of the pcs they threw away was a ryzen with 32gbs of ddr4 and a 480gb nvme in it KEK

>>1015483
thats a good find.

>>1015483
Also full headcount of hard drives is 55 including 4 3.5 inches 1 5tb external and like infinite 2.5 inch drives and two sata ssds

Bill Oddie died.

>>1015486
How?

>>1015487
BBC article didn't say (he was 85)

Tired of being fat. Disgusted by my overeating today. On the diet wagon tomorrow, no getting off until I'm out of obesityville.

>>1015467
CLR for cleaning the glass, with a nylon dishwashing scrubby thing.

>>1015486
Not Goodie

I recall that Tim Brooke-Taylor died during Covid.

Going to watch rick and morty soon

New episode had a great ending

Hey NEETs
Hope you are all well.
Has the board died?

Here's a picture of my arse anyway.

My name is Ducksworth James Evans. I live in Birkdale, Australia. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now.
McCurley, you are the love of my life, I hope you know that. Alderton, you broke my heart but you're always there. Rent free in my head. Ari, you're my big man. There are going to be some things, things that you'll come to learn about me in the next little while. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.

>>1015489
Good luck NEET.

>>1015493
I will need to watch it later today.

>>1015496
You have a nice arse

>>1015497
Oh…ok

>>1015501
Sounds like a letter someone writes before being charged with a serious crime.

>>1015495
The board is slow late at night. Tiffin is having a sook

awake again, but going back to sleep

Have had insomnia since I was a teenager, still haven't figured out what to do with myself during the night

>>1015505
Don't start a fite club.

Monk good luck on day 2.

I found this video of ztepmum

>>1015507
thanking you

morning neetos

>>1015509
GMN.

About 20 police cars swarmed the bad home, some mong criminal was running around with a gun he'd stolen from some other mong criminal. Mef related.

Bad home denizens walked out one by one to watch police trap yet another mong in a tree and spend hours trying to arrest him.

Might go back in time to 2006. You neets need anything from then?

>>1015496
Nice, battle tanks for the NEETs.

>>1015507
That was a man.

Hate how I'm always fretting for something (((productive))) to do during the day when I work arvo shift

>>1015511
Sounds like an exciting time.

just need a 20 minute nap, why am i so fucked up

Every time I try and access porn on the internet now it wants age verification, what do?

>>1015518
Use brave broswer and switch on it’s free vpn or use your own vpn to a country that’s not shit yet

>>1015518
Xgroovy still works

Went to the petrol station and i went in and said “ how much is your 3 dollar coffees mate?” He was like yeah they’re 3 dollars and we both laughed

Three days no smokes. Holding out well.

Any neets in the woods with a setup? Post pics of setup

>>1015522
I'm going to give them up when I run out. Only got about 2 days worth left

>>1015516
At first we thought it was just a trap house being raided but they were combing the blocks and they blocked each other in with all their cars.

>>1015524
I've got more energy now, not particularly irritable but then I've been drinking.

Taking a shit and talking to the new Codex GPT-Live about the plan for my firefox fork. Just pacing around chatting

Three days no showers. Smelling out well.

garn local iga to get some chocolate, would you neets like anything?

>>1015530
Cherry Ripe please.

>>1015530
One Goats head please.

Plugged in the PC that had ram in it. It boots. Ryzen 5 - 6 core. 32gbs of DDR4. Nvidia 1030. 480gb nvme.
KEK
This has got to be worth 600$ at least.
Plus all the os and files are on it so I can be a cunt and steal their credit card details if I wanted to

>>1015529
Showers are a psyop. Your skin makes a protective coating. Body odor isn’t real. If you spray vitamin mix on your skin every day there is no reason to shower. Showering doesn’t remove bacteria, it resets your protective coating so the jews can sell you more poison in the form of soap and shampoo and deoderant

>>1015534
kek

>>1015533
>Plus all the os and files are on it
Wisest to wipe it.

Women put so many chemicals onto their skin it's hard to imagine some of them don't cause cancer. And they're against that whole 'tested on animals' thing

>>1015534
Rasputineet

fug me just got a txt message the plumbers are coming Thursday 8.00am in the morning, will have to get up at 6am in the morning to get my poos out of the way.

>>1015540
Race to flush.

>>1015528
Why not make some plugin/extension?
That way you're leaving vulnerability management to Firefox.

needed to do the washing for days, weather forecast for today said it was gonna rain, so I delayed another day, wearing smelly dirty clothes that are giving me rashes. It's been sunny all day. FFS.

>>1015528
If you make a git I'll help you vibe code it

can't sleep NEETs

>>1015545
You need a prescription medicine.

>>1015511
I thought Australian gun regulation stopped criminals from having guns.

>>1015546
Thanks Dan, but i think it's your medicine that got me into this pickle.

>>1015545
have you tried sleeping at night instead?

Stayed away from hospital all week. Not sure I can manage another day.

>>1015550
You are doing well NEET.

>>1015547
Yes but for mongs it's the wild west out there. It's why Cruisey is an essential service.

Cruisey I wanna this shirt please

>>1015552
Every mong gets a complimentary gun.

>>1015554
Probably only Complementary NDIS

>>1015547
If criminals are known for one thing, it's breaking laws

😍

>>1015533
A good find.

Cruisey there is a tsunami alert in Japan

>>1015559
Yokozunas aint doing their job.

>>1015560
👆💯

>>1015521
Inflation hasn't hit yet.

Streaming Machete on this Saturday, at 7pm AE*T.

>>1015563
Good.

Might become a bartender

>>1015563
I hope this movie isn't pro-immigration

>>1015568
You should find a new pixxa place

>>1015570
Should I buy goon or takeaway?

>>1015571
A good binge in the long run can't cause harm

>>1015557
gold

Might get some iron sights fitted to my penis for better toilet aim. Tired of pissing on the floor by accident.

>>1015574
Smart.

>>1015571
That's the age old question.

>>1015574
Just open the back door and let rip neet.

>>1015578
Why not both?

have imagined myself having at least 5 different fatal diseases today. Need to stop this loneliness

>>1015578
why not both?
bought 10 wicked wings and 1o jim beam double serve

>>1015582
Condolences.

>>1015582
Sorry to hear that neet.

>>1015582
RIP NEET's Fren

>>1015569
Only works when they have pretty faces. Even pretzelboy is quite chadlike.

>>1015582
Sorry mate. Put an effort in to go t o the funeral.

>>1015582
Sorry to hear that neet. I’ll drink with you if you want

The 5tb i plugged in had 4tb of shows on it lol. Watching arrow now

>>1015590
Winner, winner KFC dinner.

>>1015582
Woe

Good night.

>>1015593
Good night.

looking on twitter for tsunami videos

claude opus 5 can make a windows 11 UI clone in an hour

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RCsBJz4W4bA [Embed]

>>1015486
nogoodie

gn

Another day of doing nothing but drinking and scrolling on twitter. I haven't had a shower since Friday.

>>1015599
iktf

I am thinking about signing up for OSRS.

woke up after a few hours, racing heartbeat and anxiety

I realise I have ptsd now in addiotion to my other problems

Might start hanging out in anxiety chatrooms, see if I can meet a mentally ill qt

not sure if I should wank now or after the gym tomorrow morning

can't sleep anymore, completely fucked