SA BEST A

>>1014398
Soon?

we should have a card game night here, since boardneet can't be bothered streaming any more movies

>>1014403
You can play yahtzee.

>>1014403
I could probably stream movies if I could work it out

>>1014407
>if I could work it out
With MonkAI?

Good night.

>>1014410
Night fella.
Kevin had a good meaningful day.

>>1014410
Night, I'm going as well, hopefully I won't have any vertigo tonight.

>>1014412
Night fella.

>>1014410
Good night Pidge. xx
A foot is not a leg.

>>1014405
Is there a server for movies we can just drop .mp4’s or whatever onto?

New phono here, what can I expect

>>1014416
Big baget?

>>1014417
You mean Baguette?

>>1014418
You mean Baguette

>>1014418
Your a Baguette

The bizza shapes were good.

>>1014415
Not really. You have to bother me to upload.
You could try to upload a movie to a streaming service such as odysee and throw the link into cytube. Then delete the movie after stream to avoid getting flagged by the copyright Jew.
Perhaps youtube unlisted option could work. Perhaps not. Perhaps other streaming services has that option too.

>>1014417
Bulgette.

>>1014429
>60lbs
That's liek 30 kgs. That's no joke tho.

>>1014422
Would like 2MBs upload work to stream it? Actually i could put them on my shit tier VPS

They're going to need to build new data centres to fulfil some of this NEET's ambitions.

>>1014434
I’m considering buying a lifetime VPS for assorted nonsense projects like moofie nights and somehow give NEETS accounts so they can just upload moofies and click play

>>1014433
2MBs upload? I case of server dl matters.

>>1014436
What?

>>1014437
If you want to stream from the server then download speed matters. Because on cytube the peers dl from the server.

>>1014438
That would be my server’s upload speed. So i’d need a decent VPS for it

If the NWA had been basketball players they would have been Niggers With Altitude.

some arsehole in a helicopter flew low right over my house, hovering, just on a night when it looked I was going to get an uninterrupted nights, ffs

>>1014441
Was it the police helicopter?
They might be on to you NEET.

>>1014442
no idea neet
i just want to sleep

The Walkers shortbread fingers aren't sweet enough. Need more sugar on the top.

Had some chicken and rice for a midnight snack/very early breakfast, hopefully will help me get back to sleep once it starts to digest

>>1014444
they're already bad enough neet, you should be eating celery and hommus

>>1014441
Australia has tight airspace.

cold, wanna be comfy

>>1014446
>eating celery and hommus
That's for rabbits and arabs respectively.

Have I told you NEETs about the time my phone lit up on the other side of the room randomly when I was sleeping and it woke me up and I thought the light was a UFO outside the window.
It was my first thought and I was certain of it for a few seconds.
I thought it was aliens.

I thought this one might make you smile Pidge.

I wanna be famous, a star of the screen.

Grego was really going for the innuendoes in the latest food review video.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eiHzlzFgEgk [Embed]

Weber the bins have to go out.

>>1014454
Just the trash one this week I thinj

It's falling out of me.

Can’t get out of bed

The situation has improved.

>>1014457
hangover?

>>1014459
no
I forced myself to get up, dress, put bin out, and go to Coles.
Got 2 cans of mondster (original and lemonade), 2 boxes of bakewells (cherry and lemon), and a 2 pack of apricot crowns.
Consuming the original mondster ad crowns now.

It's Gorgeous Grandma Day apparently.

>>1014441
That was the late NEETS looking for the new thread.

>>1014444
Thanks wizzy.

>>1014450
You are lucky you wern't probed.

>>1014456
>>1014457
I hope this isn't the same NEET.

absolute shite on the overnight youtube subscriptions

You can live in the bush and enjoy drugs and alcohol. You can do both.

might change my name to something more classical bloke sounding, like greg or lachlan

Think I'll do some fasting today neets. And play some vidya

>>1014470
What vidya?
I'm going to finish cutting my planks at 09:00am in the morning.

>>1014444
Thanks Wizzy.

>>1014451
I have always liked those book covers and the associated memes of them.

>>1014468
👆💯

>>1014471
I was going to play manhunt but now feel it's too dark for my current mood

>>1014460
>2 boxes of bakewells (cherry and lemon)
Which flavour is best?

>>1014476
You are doing a good job. You will work it out.

>>1014477
Cherry.

>>1014478
I gave it a couple of sharp whacks with a carpenter's mallet, which created a big enough gap to get a pry bar under it.

>>1014480
Very well done.

The list.

>>1014482
That sounds like true wisdom NEET. Very impressive.

>>1014483
To port or starboard? What is going on? Has the ballast shifted?

>>1014476
All looks very technical, beyond me.
>>1014480
as always if all else fails hit it with a stick.

>>1014487
Cut looks pretty straight to me.

>>1014487
Thanks for the pics.

>>1014488
Everybody is saying it.

>>1014490
>>1014489
>>1014488
Gm. I hope you slept well. I slept well

>>1014491
gm
that's good to hear

>>1014487
Excellent.

Brought the bin in.
Might have a cheeky cider while I ponder the hole I have to route.

>>1014494
>Brought the bin in.
Had it been emptied?

>>1014495
Of course.

>>1014496
They probably have better woodworking tips than Buddy, Bunning's AI assistant.

>the body can heal itself in under 48 hours when exposed to 7.83hz
>two paraplegic soldiers regained the ability to walk
>fractured vertebrae were healed
Lost the link but the guy was from DARPA and wrote a book called the body electric.
This strongly implies it’s possible to make healing beds you get in for a couple of days and get out almost completely healthy

>>1014501
Dan should stock them and staff trained in how to stuff one up you on request.

>>1014503
takes me back to a better time

remind me not to drink alcohol tomorrow please
got shit to do elsewhere friday night and saturday morning

>no money
>no vagina
bowl of skettie down the hatch

>>1014506
i have leftover curry and rice for dindins
skipping lonch

That insomnia NEET should look into this.

Do you guys ever google the sender address when you receive shit from ebay?
Cunt lives in a $3m house:
https://www.realestate.com.au/property/3-wiringa-ave-camberwell-vic-3124/

>>1014510
Aww she’s sad. She needs us to cheer her up with some good gang raping

>>1014511
just remember to use some wd40

>>1014511
Surprised she was able to go nearly 9 months without the attention.

>>1014510
That creepy loser who spent thousands buying her shit on Throne replied to her, of course.

that aching liver pain i get sometimes in the mornings does spook me a little, i have to say. it seems to go away after i drink water, but it's too low to be the kidneys. prolonged wagon time

>>1014515
Blast anyone that gets in your way neet.

Wonder how Tiffos canoe is going.

>>1014517
why did they get the shits up?

>>1014517
I’ll ask him. He’s still mad that pidge is secretly igay

how are you supposed to clean the kitchen floor and get rid of mold? Is the blue bottle domestos good enough or are you meant to buy chlorine bleach?

>>1014520
there are mold killer sprays that will do the killing
presumably you can then just scrub it off with whatever

Hope the postie comes soon. Damp cleft.

>>1014520
House mold makes cancer. I don’t know how to clean it though. Maybe bleach or bicarbonate soda

If you're on windows you should try out file pilot. It's a windows explorer replacement and it's god tier. At the moment the beta is free.

https://filepilot.tech/download

scabies, mold, nitrates and acrylamid in food, lyme disease, ffs, maybe the gooners are right and we should just drink ourselves to death rather than trying to fight a world where everything is trying to kill us

>>1014524
What does it do that Explorer doesn't?

I still use the command prompt if I have to do anything with multiple files. Asterisks and question marks make more sense than the GUI.

I would prefer a Windows 7 shell on Windows 11.

>>1014525
there's a certain amount of evidence that ethanol and nicotine actually kill or ward off various bugs

do neets ever use sprayable ethanol for cleaning? I like the idea because it evaporates, I remember we used to use it microbiology classes

>>1014530
I use isopropyl spray for wiping down my bench and cleaning flux off of circuit boards.
Use the wipes on cuts and things.

oh fucken finally
can take a shid and wipe my crack now

Noticed a $30 dan murphy purchase i made right before the pandemic in 2020, have been trying to figure out what it was, i didn't remember making it. Finally remembered just now - it was a pack of gin and tonic, because the meme was going around that tonic water would stop covid. Can't remember if I drank the whole lot or not, but probably did given that the world was ending at the time.

>>1014533
dude you really need a root, or some kind of bleep bloop woodwork project

>>1014526
It has like a thousand nice features

chatgpt is telling me i've been cleaning my hardwood floor wrong for the past 10 years, ffs why didn't they teach this stuff in school instead of useless shit like calculus? Not that I ever graduated high school

>>1014536
What is it telling you to do?

knob goblin sent a fucking pcb in an unpadded envelope

>>1014538
You're lucky that arrived intact.

>>1014487
I like these updates.

>>1014503
kek

>>1014537
I've been using a wet mop followed by paper towels to remove dust, apparently i was supposed to vacuum it then use a damp microfibre mop

>>1014539
Very.

>>1014510
Poor fella.

>>1014542
if your method works, I wouldn't change
hardwood is pretty resilient, particularly if it has been oiled or sealed with polyurethane

>>1014545
there might be small amounts of dirt getting jammed in between the planks, i should probably give the vacuum and microfibre mop a try. I just assumed i could clean it the same way i clean a kitchen tile floor

I have a vacuum i bought when i lived in a place with a carpet, but stopped using it because this place doesn't have carpet. That was stupid, with the right attachment i could clean all sorts of nooks and crannies i've been neglecting

>>1014547
Bill hasn't managed to kill my Vax wet & dry despite his best efforts. Can highly recommend.

>>1014538
It fit perfectly.

>>1014548
Bill approved is a good rating.

>>1014544
His life is a struggle.

>>1014487
Good job.

also the soap scum in my shower isn't being removed well by domestos because bleach doesn't remove that, I've been wasting my time for years

>>1014553
Cruisey needs to set up a cleaner for you.

>>1014554
a tiny fillipina please, one who can fit into all the places a 6xl neet can't

Might make floorboardNEET clean the underside of the floorboards..

>>1014556
He'll dislodge it with choof smoke

>>1014552
Thanks
What's for breakkayie?

>>1014555
You know he's just going to send Possum in a Reject Shop maid outfit.

>>1014560
yeah, we've all seen that many times.

I will make a post of pasda later, because I cannot post images

>>1014562
lookin aforward

Cruisey I wanna one

>>1014568
>The incident was the result of something brought in by a mental health patient,
An unattended Mong. Under Cruisey's guidance it would've never happened.

Transitioned
Hopefully Cruisey pops in tonight with some updates for us all.

>>1014570
It's only a matter of time before we get a Glenn update.

my toes are cold, in spite of the socks i'm wearing

>>1014572
Motherbat wears double socks at night sometimes

>>1014572
You need someone to give them a rub.

realised the tips of my socks were damp, changed socks, feeling a bit more comfy now

Depressed and anxious, wish I had something else in life than this

>>1014576
I dream of my weekend road trip.

Went to hospital on monday, to the doctor's and hospital on tuesday, was all anxiety bullshit. Need to stay sane.

It's just a shame that I don't have anything else to do

>>1014579
You should check up on Cruisey.

Decided I'm gonna buy a hat

>>1014580
At the footy

>>1014581
Good for tipping it.

>>1014581
It will suit you.

Good night.

>>1014585
Good night Pidge. xx
They have robbed Kevin of his dignity.

>>1014585
Gn oidge

wonder if you can be physically addicted to saturated fat and sugar

>>1014588
Nice, one plateful thanks.

>>1014590
Pretty sure you can

>>1014591
There's unlimited stored in the fridge when you want some :)

>>1014585
Night fella.
They just can't make other type of videos can they.

>>1014586
I concur.

>>1014588
Looks gud.

>>1014594
Fridge of Holding.

Might lookup VPS's to make a server for moofie night

Gave up because I couldn't find lifetime deals

>>1014595
You should be our dungeon master and we can play D&D on an online table

>>1014595
Do you know good VPS for making a moofie night?

>>1014588
Nice work NEET.

>>1014590
Yes.

I have downloaded all the source code for all the minecraft versions and I'm downloading the windows XP source code too.
I don't know what i'll do with it but I might make a custom version of minecraft alpha that totally kicks ass.

>>1014599
VPS ain't gorwing on trees.
And for streaming the moofie nights I'm guessing just about any provider will suit. Question is are you willing to pay for it?

>>1014603
hmm. I would be willing to pay a bit. Maybe I can re use my current shit VPS for it but I don't know how to yet

>>1014603
Is there an easy way to expose a file to a URL ?

>>1014605
Well you have a domain. Install webserver. Get cert for your domain. You'll have a /var/www/html. Drop file into the document root. https://your.domain/moofie.mp4 will work.
I have not included instructions for securing your server. Or settings for it.

I am broken and ruined. Mind, body and soul. There is no coming back.

How are the rest of you doing?

>>1014607
Actually doing pretty well. Planning my camping trip. No fucking idea what to take

>>1014608
I am glad you are doing well NEET.
Leave the screens behind for the camping trip. Take a good book to read.

>>1014609
I feel like i'm going to forget some important shit. but as long as i remember alcohol i wont care. lol

>>1014611
Hello NEET, it is nice to have you with us.

Wage off.

>>1014615
Well waged. You are working hard.

This twitter post is right. You need the sugar for energy and happiness.

Do you NEETs agree with this one?

awake again, woe

>>1014619
Good morning NEET.

>>1014616
Did about 15hr today, got over 12 tomorrow

>>1014618
Thats an interesting thought.

had some rice and eggs for a midnight snack, hopefully will get back to sleep eventually
>>1014620
gm neet, why are you awake at this late hour?

awak

>>1014623
>why are you awake at this late hour?
I am always awake at this time. NEET sleep schedule.

>>1014624
Bring me something from the treat cupboard please.

>>1014625
You may have three pepper jatz with a piece of vintage cheddar on each.

>>1014626
Stingy.

>>1014627
How many would you like?

>>1014628
Just leave the box.

I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

Why the fuck can’t i sleep. This is bullshit

It's falling out of me

I went full retard man

>>1014516
this is a very good meme lad

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/kyle-sandilands-finally-reveals-massive-news-about-new-show/news-story/39685de9126785aa6f6180be86af5a0b
The cave troll has a new gig

>>1014632
Get that smile ready for today

Feeling sad and depressed and lonely

>>1014638
Your appointment has been locked in.

>>1014640
Mrs. Doubtfire 2 preview

>>1014637
kek, what is the point of it all

<tl;dr
>Do the opposite of Max Stirner

whittling some NEET philosophy
Concerning Max Stirner where appropriating spooks, I would argue the inverse, of the individual being the individual's only spook, by citing the CIA consciousness energy grid as the foundation of spook activity, diminishing significantly as one gyres to integrate with the state, further abstracting particulars which is neither the state nor the individual as necessitating articles and means all eventually defaults to the state through the death of legacy.

a group of spooks get together to produce meaningless documents designed to maintain spooking in the absence of spooks, elaborated as humanity and God.
One can observe spooky action at a distance when one is concerned primarily with moral relativism at the root of decision making when another spook is perceived real or otherwise, either as sacrifice or compromise to comfort.
Comfort is not an illusion, a witness to the persistence through discomfort will in any instance alleviate the spook in us.

There is only spook and comfort. You and the state, before any elaboration and after all is tried and tested.

>>1014643
It's falling out of me again.

Doingnanpoo

Nan poo sounds sus

Body clock woke me up after 5hrs of sleep.

Need mondster

>>1014649
List.

I got 3 cans of mondster, quadruple dare, a 1.25l coke, and a choc chip muffin
haveing the dare eand muffin now
should blow the remaining barnacles out when i'm at bunnings

>>1014650
Chopin

>>1014634
me every day

>>1014651
>dare
>bunnings
Dangerous combination together.

>>1014654
remember the
>uh oh! we're half way there
>oh no! driving on a dare
post?

might get some cameras in my house to capture those special moments

>>1014656
Based home owner.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/donald-trump-confirms-new-125-per-cent-tariff-on-australian-exports/news-story/98ef76ee2a40e503e3c64d71387ed3bf
a prime minister with a spine would immediately expel all us diplmats as well as military/glownigger personnel from pine gap and any bases they have grunts at

back from bunnings
havinig a mndstr

>>1014651
>quadruple dare
Its the exact same recipe as the green one. They just put different labels on them.

>>1014656
Me on the left after a failed extraction mission to the treats cupboard. The bakewell rumours were just to lure me in.

Monk, Microsoft needs you!

>>1014664
What is going on with microsoft?

>>1014665
Big Teams outage because no Monk

>>1014666
Monk is loyal to the WFH wagies who like Teams being down.

He is on the money here I think NEETs.

I see words like "Teams" and "Slack" and know they mean something to wagies but I have never investigated just exactly what.

>>1014667
Bless him 🙏

the dare, mondster, and can of solo are causing a stirring in my poo bag, but I want to eat something to make a second shid worthwhile

a large snosage roll or something

There wasn’t enough time 😞

I am once again disappointed with the level of engagement on my posts here.

>>1014674
Which posts please?

>>1014668
I’d say so. I can’t imagine even talking to a therapist. I’d just sit there like a mute.

Been years since I got a well bantered.

>>1014677
The NEET(s) who used to hand them out like lollies probably don’t post anymore.

>>1014678
The Green Bin is overflowing.

>>1014668
i've seen about 6 different therapists over the years, i've known multiple women who were training to be therapists, every fucking word is true unfortunately

lumpy gravy and blood
horrific

Might start rooting my sister

>>1014682
Might spy on you from a tower window

went and got that snosage roll

>>1014683
bran was a disgusting little perv, spying on them like that, he deserved to be tossed out the window

>>1014681
That doesn't sound good.

>>1014681
You need to see a doctor.

>>1014674
Well bantered

No Game of Thrones spoilers please.

>>1014680
How does that make you feel?

>>1014689
Gollum turns out to be the good guy. Dumbledore is homo.

>>1014692
>Dumbledore is homo.
I heard he was molesting students but the school hushed it up.

>>1014693
Tom Riddle more like Tom Fiddled

>>1014693
He founded an institute to weed out the mugglefudders. Best disguise.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3L669C5zWE8 [Embed]
imagine having a couple of these after a morning of slotting floppies

>>1014695
What an uppity dumb wog

>>1014698
Dunno who he is, but I hope Shanks gets whats coming to him at some point soon.

>>1014697
I got recommended that video a couple of weeks ago. It looked good. Butter cubes in the pastry.

>>1014697
Already seen it. Keep up. Dislike the seth africahn accent.
>same spices as biltong
biltong is poorly cured jerky, sub par
Also fuck them or taking the Brit mines.

>>1014699
He's in the US making big moneys.

Need to ring the Lyndoch Hotel and ask what a glass of Pebsi costs.

>>1014702
be a shame if some low-impulse nigger shoots him

>>1014701
Tiffo?

>>1014700
>Butter cubes
I did like that point. Didnt know it makes air pockets.

>>1014704
What a stupid thing to say.

>>1014707
Why's that exactly?

>>1014708
It is just ridiculous to have such hatred for a YouTube comedian. To want him dead. Just insane.

>>1014709
I said it would be a shame, meaning a bad thing.

That sad, the bar is pretty low to be called a comedian these days.

>>1014704
He's too anti Israel, might get Kirk'd. His main point for anti ON is that Pauline is assisting with the God given right to expotential expansion of Western civilisation rather than the hippy logic that these backwater descendants of goat loving warlords are all of a sudden going to exhibit self determinalisation and develop a functional society of their own free of foreign intervention.

>>1014400
I wanna TimTams please.

had a nap, might have another one

what's the healthiest cooking oil? Is butter really ok?

Have to visit Motherbat on Monday morning. Guys booked to do a job turned out to be extras from Deliverance.

>>1014669
i think teams is where someone else remotely controls your computer or something like that? idk either lad and i intend to keep it that way. same with linkdin

>>1014715
Butter is fine but burns easily.
Olive oil for low temps. Avocado or grapeseed or something for high temps.
Depends what you're doing with it. Canola is fine for deep frying if you run it hot and thoroughly drain and blot.

>>1014717
Teams is like Skype or Zoom, except it's always on and you can have IRC conversations with people.

>>1014715
Avo. Tbh theyre all fine. I think temperature is the real issue. Too cold and it seeps into what youre cooking.

>>1014720
>Too cold and it seeps into what youre cooking.
Smoke point is also an issue. Olive oil will smoke to buggery.

>>1014718
I use olive oil and i cook at half temperaute on my stove, never turning it up to maximum hot, but I'm never sure how safe it is

>>1014684
Good?

>>1014715
not seed oils

>>1014718
i've never known what vegetable oil is made of

>>1014716
Big job?

>>1014723
Yeah, it was alright. They're consistent, even if Cruisey doesn't like the pastry colour.

>>1014725
You didn't know where the dead mongs go?

>>1014726
Carting away a bunch of dead vegetation I cut up months ago. Will take them a few trips and half a day at least.

>>1014727
Theyre too yellow

Going to finish this beer and go route a hole.

>>1014730
GA
>a big yo air
a wot?

>>1014713
Might get tim tams and shsre with the boys

>>1014734
Pin me down and shovel those double coats in

anxiety is back, might play some hitman

Made a rectangular fence for the router bearing to ride on so I can cut out the inner portion where the wire mesh and AC filter will go.
One more beer and I'll start routing.

Thank for this too, NEETs
>>1014505

>>1014736
please stuff a bitch in a closet or box for me

Having coffee

Think my throat has been less dry since I bleached that mold

My kitchen tap is so old the paint is cracked and turning green. I think I might wrap it in alfoil or plastic wrap or something

>>1014737
Happy routing.

>>1014746
It's probably the old lead pipes cracking.

>>1014748
The plumber who fixed stuff earlier this year insisted we have copper piping, still, I don't like how corroded it is

>>1014745
I can wank to this

>>1014747
Through three of five layers of ply. Letting the router cool down for a bit.

>>1014737
>One more beer and I'll start routing.
Good to see you are practising safety first.

>>1014754
Give the router a sip of beer.

>>1014755
Thinking about another one.
Let's be real: A decent fuck up is just another tickbox on the way to DSP....

>>1014755
It is the NEET way.

One rectangle. A bit wonky in a couple of spots, but I'm at the limit of my abilities and povo-tier Bunnings gear.

>>1014760
You did well NEET.

Amaxon is doing another night time delivery. Hate this shit.

>>1014762
Those cunts also offer 4 AM to 8 AM delivery and when I had a replacement item sent, they picked it and it wakes me up...

>>1014763
Haven't experienced one of those yet, fortunately. Usually they set out at 10am and I get it by 3pm. This will be about the third night time one they've done.

I hate Seth Green

>>1014765
has he been in anything since the 90s?

>>1014766
Doesn't matter, hate him

Tiger bread buns with roast chook and coleslaw for dinner

>>1014765
No you don't.

>>1014768
Two please.

>>1014769
Yeah do

>>1014770
None left

>>1014767
That's fair enough.

>>1014768
One please, no coleslaw. Plenty of salt and pepper.

Third week of no bussy bashing 😔

Somehow managed to injure myself cleaning the shower. I'm not fit to look after myself.

What I thought was mold wouldn't seem to come off. I think it's actually tiny gaps in the grout between one of the shower wall tiles. What's the easiest way to deal with this?

>>1014776
Go to the hospital if it's serious neet.
>>1014777
I guess scrape the rest out and regrout it.

>>1014778
I wouldn't pull out more unless you're prepared to regrout the whole lot.
There might injectable grout touch-up stuff, maybe.

>>1014778
>>1014779
Can you just mini tubes of grout? I don't want to buy a 1.5kg bucket for a hole a few mm in area

I've never actually used grout myself, I didn't really know what it was until the plumber came here to fix stuff earlier this year. Annoyed that he missed the wall