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NEET General #988 - Still Remembered Edition NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No. 1012366
We will never, ever forget her. And what was done to her.

Old Thread: >>1011354


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.1012373 del
SA Best A.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.1012374 del
How does he do it?


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.1012375 del
>>1012373
Best is supposed to be all upper case.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.1012376 del
anxiously obsessing over all the stupid stuff I've done to my body in the past


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.1012377 del
How?


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.1012378 del
Have to go to job search place soon


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.1012379 del
THIS THREAD IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WD-40


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.1012380 del
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>>1012374
𝙝𝙤𝙬?


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.1012381 del
>>1012378
It'll be a year next week since my first Cenno payment. That probably means they're going to try forcing me to see some job search lesbian. Like and subscribe for fun stories of making a dumb bitch cry, getting arrested at the office, refusing to jump through hoops, etc, etc.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.1012382 del
>>1012381
Just get on dsp NEET


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.1012383 del
>>1012381
And compulsory attendance of job seeker courses run by a Church that'll try to convert you.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.1012384 del
>>1012382
signed. It's better than winning the Lottery.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.1012385 del
>>1012383
Well that's a separation of church and state issue I'll have to raise with my MP and a reason to not attend until resolved


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.1012386 del
there's probably a multitude of ways t bog the system down using their own lefty bullshit against themselves


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.1012387 del
>>1012381
*clicks the bell icon*


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.1012388 del
just showing up looking and acting like Hando is probably enough to derail things


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.1012389 del
I still maintain none of the young scum I see running amok in Lizbef are participating in any jobsearch activities.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.1012390 del
nor the drunk boongs everywhere


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.1012391 del
You're never too old to have a wank


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.1012392 del
>>1012391
sometimes only a whisp of dust comes out


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.1012393 del
>>1012391
You're sadly mistaken.
I'm in my mid-50s, and it's only like every 2nd day I get the urge.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.1012394 del
>>1012366
That frogs hand is in the chooks cloaca


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.1012395 del
>>1012352
Theyre disease ridden vermin. Half have rabies. My dad was biten by one at his work. Had to have a dozen injections.
The bulls especially need to get shot. They are no good for eating once their balls drop, same as goats and sheep. Thats why we slaughter them as lambs. Camels are feral and good for nothing.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.1012396 del
forgot to get fucken hose clamps at bunnings
nevermind
will make motherbat buy them on the weekend


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.1012397 del
>>1012394
That is how you keep them healthy. We told Cruisey.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.1012398 del
>>1012386
Sounds like a job


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.1012399 del
>>1012389
Generational


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:18 [Preview] No.1012400 del
>>1012381
Do not make a spectacle of yourself there NEET.
You need to know when to bend the knee and accept a situation.
Just jump through the hoops as best you can.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:18 [Preview] No.1012401 del
>>1012397
The dog was commissioned for that job


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.1012402 del
>>1012401
That was a shameful situation.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.1012403 del
>>1012400
But why should I jump through hoops as a 'worforce ready White', when there are no such hoops for generational scum, boongs, niggers, shitskins, ragheads, etc, etc? They want me back in the system as quickly as possible so they can resume milking me for tax dollars to support the aforementioned groups.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.1012404 del
>>1012389
When i went to cairns the people there said the youth like to be in juvy or whatever it’s called because they have playstations and smoke pot in there and it’s basically a party


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.1012405 del
>>1012396
doubtful she will know what those are


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.1012406 del
>>1012404
yeah
that's youth, and perhaps understandable
but lizbef has 4th or 5th generation welfare now where nobody in the family has had a job since 1960


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.1012407 del
>>1012405
I'll be there to guide her hand into her purse


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.1012408 del
>>1012406
the 28 year old guy in the red sneakers in the centre challenging the centrelink security guard to come outside and fight him isn't being made learn how to format a resume by the woman with the shaved head and rainbow flag


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.1012409 del
>>1012403
You are correct that it is an unjust system, but you need to accept that you are powerless to change it and therefore jumping through the hoops is the easiest way to navigate it.
You will have to go through the hoops one way or another.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.1012410 del
>>1012403
Because you know how to do arithmetic on even single-digit numbers.

I recently visited a roadhouse that was certainly owned by a local Booong Land Council (abo falgs, etc.) yet the employees were all 18 year-old backpacker white girls. Out the back were the boongs exited about the new land cruiser from the government for having brains not further evolved than a fish.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.1012411 del
fucking anxiety won't die down, fuck


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.1012412 del
>>1012411
We'll get you a government landcruiser NEET.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.1012413 del
>>1012412
lol
I'm working myself into a tizz too


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.1012414 del
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I am pop. I am culture. I am not reddit.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.1012415 del
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>>1012412
Something nice.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.1012416 del
>>1012403
That’s why get on dsp NEET. White men are the second most opressed group because we have to support all the shit skin invaders. Fuck that. I’m leeching the system and never paying tax. I’m going to sell drugs when i can work out how to on the dark web.
The most opressed group is gamers
because We LIVE IN A SOCIETY


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.1012417 del
>>1012414
Very nice.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.1012418 del
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>>1012412
farmerspec please


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.1012419 del
>>1012417
It came from Perth. I am pretending 10K lovingly wrapped it in bubble wrap and posted it to me.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.1012420 del
Might get a mong job. Highest pay is like 30$ an hour and i’ll have like no obligations to actually work


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.1012421 del
The people that work in the job network centres do not design the system.
They do not even understand the system other than what they are required to make you do to tick off the boxes necessary to keep you in the bux.
Speeches on the wrongs of the system and your unhappiness with it will be completely wasted on them, and quite bad manners really. It is above their pay grade and above their understanding.
It is easiest just to do what they ask.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.1012422 del
>>1012421
AI is telling me how to make Human Rights Commission complaints about it.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.1012423 del
>>1012420
Move to the Territory. Knowing how to do arithmetic on at least single digits makes you unsackable even if you only show up for work once a week.

(cavet: there will be boongs in numbers you could never imagine before)


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.1012424 del
>>1012421
>They do not even understand the system
oh they know enough to display their pride flags and pendants and work it fr their own benefit


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.1012425 del
>>1012422
White men do not have human rights in this country.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.1012426 del
>>1012425
yeah it said to go above the AHRC and use the UN one


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.1012427 del
>>1012424
You will not need to become gay to continue getting your bux.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.1012428 del
RDNS nurse has shown up to wash the old guy's peanus across the road


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.1012429 del
>>1012427
That is not what I meant and you damn well know it.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.1012430 del
>>1012424
No, undergrad uni students from Melbourne show that to them.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.1012431 del
>>1012430
they've been referred to as
>naarmgroids
the past two weeks on twitter


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:50 [Preview] No.1012432 del
it's causing some small meltdowns


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.1012433 del
>>1012403
You are the aforementioned group.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.1012434 del
>>1012422
Take it to the UN.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.1012435 del
>>1012433
Oh right. I bet I have a longer work history and higher education than yoursef.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.1012436 del
>>1012427
He is a gamer


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.1012437 del
>>1012435
I'll give you a job. Theres still a small opening in the green bin compound if it doesnt work out.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.1012438 del
>>1012435
Do not take his bait. He is a low quality NEET.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.1012439 del
>>1012437
Give me a job then. Full-time. Minimum $120k + superannuation.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.1012440 del
>>1012438
Chuck it over the fence for the dogs


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.1012441 del
feel like there's some NEETs here that really want tech jobs for some reason and are a bit bitter about not having one


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.1012442 del
>>1012439
6 month probation at $38, and if you meet kpis and no sickies, or retarded shit, you'll go up to 40ph.
You have to actually work though, attending employment location doesnt justify a wage.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 05:04 [Preview] No.1012443 del


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NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.1012445 del
>>1012423
>numbers you could never imagine before
Double digits?


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.1012446 del
do cultured wino neets ever get liver pain?


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.1012447 del
>>1012442
cruisey i wanna take mongs to kfc and the moofies too for 40$ per hour


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.1012448 del
>>1012447
It'll cost you $73


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.1012449 del
Tom isnt answering. Fucking clod engineer cunt. I sent two emails stating I want is overpriced software and he still wants a phonecall, then cant be available when he schedules the call.
230 is not a quarter to 3.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 05:16 [Preview] No.1012450 del
Their landline doesnt answer, just goes to a voice memo saying to not resubmit requests.
These slack fuckers. Getting paid to show up rather than being able to do their menial liason role, which requires the competency of a goldfish to follow their fucking bouncy ball guideline cheat sheet.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.1012451 del
The first job I'd get you to do is get some new green bins,


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.1012452 del
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AI generating cute kemono waitress girls. With lots of bikkies.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.1012453 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PzDhmz6aKZQ [Embed] cambodia, kampuchea if you will, is a massively underrated shithole where africa tier barbarism existed well into our lifetimes. total shithole.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.1012454 del
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>>1012453
have a bikkie


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.1012455 del
>>1012454
nakadashi manko


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.1012456 del
cruisey is SIL housing good?



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