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Home sweet home. Just have to wait for Mr Miyagi, LaRusso et al to vacate before I can finally get some rest.

>>1031159
I thought you were homeless?

>>1031135
Sounds about right.

>>1031160
His acquisition of that bench was a milestone.

>>1031163
Good task for the MonkAI agent swarm. In the meantime, we have to be grateful for what we have.

>>1031163
Hush

Is this street legal?

>>1031168
That's funny.

Dunno why I get so little done. I manage to get 1 thing a day done, plus maybe some cleaning or cooking. But I remember back when I was in school we'd have 6 classes a day for an hour or so. Don't see why I can't at least get 6 different 1 hour tasks done.

>>1031160
I sleep out back of Numptie's workshop. Sometimes he's kind enough to throw a slice or two of pixxa in teh bin.

>>1031172
One is better than none NEET.

>>1031172
Procrastination. Right now I don't get shit done for I'm replying to you.
Also this >>1031174

>>1031173
>throw a slice or two of pixxa in teh bin.
We all know that's not going to happen.

>>1031176
You mean to imply burob doesn't have empathy for others, or understand social communication? .... no ....

>>1031177
A NEET of his statue doesn't waste feed.

>>1031158
indeed

>Search nigger
>Phrase not found
>Search chink
>Phrase not found
>Search jeet
>Phrase not found

Yep it glows. Hang yourselves you worthless bitchslaves of the yids

>>1031180
Nobody likes you

gen is deda tonight. might catch yous good night

>>1031182
Sleep tight NEET.

Cruisey I am watching Dang!

I iz not fag

>>1031185
There is no shame anymore.

Morning

>>1031187
GEN

>>1031188
*GMN

>>1031189
Too early for me.

Bins are out including the green waste one.

Keep wondering if I'm going to die of diseases or whether ai will terminate me first.

>>1031193
Life is always full of surprises.

I ate dinner 😋

>>1031195
Good?

You are good company neets

>>1031198
❤️

>>1031196
Keeping me alive

>>1031200
It's a good companion too

>>1031194
Not to mention death.

>>1031191
Is that a trebuchet?

>>1031202
💖

>>1031203
Always smiling to the enda like >>1031034

>>1031204
It is.

Time to continue with our Instant Millionaire choose your own adventure book. Remember the rules:

- We have to spend $1 million in a month
- We can't give it away to anyone we know or gamble it
- If we succeed, we win $5 million.

>>1031208

We were going to throw a huge part with our money. But as always, something goes wrong with the party:
>The phone rings. You pick it up. "This Mr. Harris at the Civic Auditorium," a voice says. "I'm afraid I have bad news."
>"What's the problem?" you ask. "You don't have enough ice buckets to hold 20,000 tons of ice?"
>"No," he answers. "Fm afraid it's a bit more serious than that. I'm afraid we have is a bit of a conflict. You won't be able to use the Civic Auditorium after all."
>"What? What?" you scream, losing your cool. "The party is in two days!!"
>"I'm so sorry," Mr. Harris says quietly. "But we realized yesterday that we had rented the auditorium for that day for the all-city string quintet try outs. They reserved months ago, so we have to honor their reservation."
>''What am I supposed to do?" you cry.
>But he has hung up.
>You realize there are only two other places where you could hold such a large party. At the speedway, where the stock-car races are held. Or at the municipal park in the center of town. The park is free, which is a real disadvantage. You had hoped to spend a lot of your money renting the space for the party. The speedway is very rundown.
>Which will it be?

>The speedway? Turn to PAGE 66.
>The park? Turn to PAGE 11.
Which will it be neets?

>>1031209
The park
There will be hobos at the park to give money to

Jalapenos cant be german.

>>1031210
They hang out at hospital and on imageboard these days.

>>1031211
Are you german? You don't seem autistic enough

Speedway NEeT

>>1031212
kek

>>1031211
These ones were made from fermented sauerkraut

>>1031209
Speedway.

>>1031209
The speedway. We can have more fun away from the karens.

>>1031217
>>1031218
>>1031210

>You rush down to the speedway to talk with the manager. With the party just two days away, you've got to find a place to hold it fast!
>The stock car races are in progress, a dozen cars roaring around the track. You find the manager in the pit. He's a short, stocky guy with a stubby black mustache that looks as if it was glued under his nose.
>"I need to talk to you about renting the speedway," you tell him.
>"What?" he cries, trying to hear you over the roar of the racing cars.
>"I'm giving a party for the whole town. want to rent the speedway."
>"What?"
>"Is the speedway for rent?"
>"You what? You want to place a bet?" he asks. "There's no betting here. Scram!"
>"Not bet. Rent. RENT!" you scream.
>"Listen, I can't hear you. I got earplugs my ears because of the noise!" he screams.
>"Why don't you write me a letter?" He turns back to watch the cars.
>It looks as if you'll just have to hold your the free park. Maybe party in the park

>you'll think of another way you can spend the money that would have gone for rent.
>Turn to PAGE 11.
Even with a million dollars, life's not fair!

>>1031219
>The party isn't supposed to start until noon, but people begin arriving at eight in the morning. It's a windy, gray day. You peer out of the communications tent you set up and hope that it doesn't rain.
>Bands begin to play. People are taking tickets for the lottery of the thousand Cadillac door prizes. Hundreds of helium balloons float over the park, bright colors against the darkening sky.
>"Won't be much fun if it rains," Uncle Clyde says, his usual cheerful self.
>The phone rings. He picks it up for you. He talks for a while, then comes over to see you. "Bad news," he says, shaking his head.
>What could go wrong now?

>Turn to PAGE 39.
We will have to find out

Good night NEETs.

>>1031220
>"Problem with the pizza," Uncle Clyde says mysteriously. He hands you the phone.
>The woman's voice at the other end is shaky and apologetic. "I'm so sorry," she says, "but we'e made a little mistake with the pizzas. We sent them to the wrong town."
>You are too stunned to talk.
>"Hello? Hello?" she says. "We must have a bad connection. Anyway, the pizza was sent 300 miles to the south to a little town called Prairieville. I don't know what they're going to do with enough pizza for 60,000 people. But they're stuck with it."
>"But what about me?" you cry. "What am I supposed to do?"
>"Don't worry," the woman says. "You'll receive a full refund. You'll get all your money back!"
>Turn to PAGE 91.
How fucking hard can it be to get rid of $1 million dollars?

>>1031221
I wish kevin would kill them all.

>>1031221
Good night Pidge. xx

>>1031221
gn pidge

>>1031222
He should blow up the town after how badly they are treating him.

>>1031222
> with enough pizza for 60,000 people.
That is the appropriate serving size.

>>1031227
I wish I had a pizza

>>1031227
Imagine the logistics of it.
Who would even accept delivery of all that pizza at the other town?
Did they just dump it on the side of the road somewhere?

The lady who cut my hair today had awful BO.
Really unprofessional I thought. They need to be mindful of things like that given the nature of the work.

>>1031222

>"Getting mighty windy out there, " Uncle Clyde says cheerfully when you get off the phone. You stare out of the tent at the huge crowd filling the park. You don't know how you're going to announce to them that there won't be any food at this party!
>"It's goin' to rain before you know it," Uncle Clyde says. "Better get the entertainment on early."
>The entertainment! Right! Good idea. Now which entertainment did you finally decide on for this party? The Broadway play with the original Broadway cast?...Or the three-ring circus?

>The Broadway play? Turn to PAGE 79.
>The circus? Turn to PAGE 60.
If cruisey were here we'd have to sit through a marathon of woody allan broadway plays. Which entertainment did we book neets?

I think today is going to be my last "style" cut.
From here on out I will just get buzz cuts.
There is too much grey in it now and I think I am norwooding. The bit at the front in the middle stands out too much now. The sides are receeding.
It is all over.

>>1031230
>awful BO
almost had a self esteem issue
KEK

>>1031231
The three ring circus. We need the elephants.

>>1031232
I think there is peptides or whatever and laser shit that can improve hair.
not to mention research treatments and future treatments could make it - we're so back!

>>1031231
Circus for the lions and Elephants.

>>1031232
You need to start shaving all over.

>>1031232
You are going to be the bald virile type neet, like Woody Allen.

ran out of alcohol. it's over

>>1031240
Wagon time NEET.

>>1031242
no fuck off

>>1031221
Night fella.

>>1031230
>awful BO
Good ones hard to come by.

>>1031227
I wish 14 pizza neet were still here to see this

>>1031243
it will be good for you.

Well ok. Might get on the wagon wheels tomorrow.

We'll have to continue our millionaire adventures tomorrow neets. Interestingly the author, RL Stine, is now worth over $200 million. I wonder if he ever gives people $1 million just to see if they can actually spend it.

>>1031244
we should elect numptie to be BO. then we all get free e bikes

>>1031240
How many hours before the goon shakes set in?

>>1031248
>RL Stine
I am a bit surprised he is a real person.
There were so many books by him I thought it was just a name used by a team of authors.

>>1031252
Same.

>>1031251
i barely got druk so it's until i buy more goon

>>1031252
he was the grimdark 90s

Might get into the habit of having some sliced meat before bed. Roast beef. Turkey. Portuguese chicken. Ham with cheese.

>>1031256
Devon/Fritz.
Having a sandwich with that and tomato sauce was always a snack.

i wanna eat some cheese and maybe a tomato

Those pitted dates from last night -- I went to do a poop, and it had two pitted-date eyes looking back at me.

>>1031245
He will live in our memories.

>>1031247
Sounds like a plan.

ate some cheese and a tomato. it was nice

The Victorian school holidays start this weekend, and this homelessneet and his neetmobile is in Vic for the next month. ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>1031263
rip

gn for real this time

Supposed to be another minus 1 in the morning, might have to sleep in until it warms up a bit.

>>1031264
Someone I met has done a lot of motorcycle camping, and gave me a list of Murray River campsites 'no-one ever goes too'. I have checked out a few already, and they were all occupied.

>>1031266
And only a few nights ago it was 14C around here, so i could sleep in the light synthetic sleeping bag for the first time in months. But it looks like 5C overnight now.

Turns out I drank 3l of wine last night.

>>1031268
The fruity lexia?

>>1031269
Dry lexia,

I come out of the shower full red lobster mode.

Someone could dunk the jug of melted butter over me like it was a baptism.

OG NEETs will remember CleanStove's sunburn incident.

>>1031265
Night fella.

>>1031267
We have 10-15C during night these days. Goes well above 20 during the day.

>>1031268
3dl is the healthy amount from wine. IT gives you all the electrolytes.

>>1031271
Too hot water or too cold?

>>1031274
The heat. I crave it.

Good night NEETs.
I don't think I will be able to sleep through the night. I ate too much salt in my binge and have had to drink too much water.
I will need to get up in a few hours for a toilet break.

Doctor jeet was very angry today.
Noooo you can't just eat 30 veal steaks with sage butter, charred asparagus and tomato. Not a real diet, not possible.
Saar you can't be drinking, how much one barrel wine. Saaaarrr not possible cannot be drinking 15L wine. Brandy also, no. Not possible saaarrr.