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>"See? I use a higher grade ink than you do," he says with pride. "It makes the background come up sharper."
>You stare in disbelief at the phony bill in your hand.
>"You can keep that one." the man says. He walks off and disappears into a store.
>"He can't be right!" you tell yourself.
>"My money can't be counterfeit!"
>You put his bill in your pocket and take out one of yours. You examine it carefully.
>First the front, then the back.
>On the back of the bill, at the bottom, in tiny, tiny type, you read the words: "Otto Quincy Vandermint Practical Joke Com pany."
>What a hilarious joke!!
>So why aren't you laughing?
>THE END
The whole fucking book our money was counterfeit!
We might go back a few pages and try again, picking either the teenagers or the young mother to see what happens.